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stant
11-16-2005, 06:38 AM
Yep, every club I go to has those strict rules...yet I have about ten daners phone numbers on my speed dial. Some are for OTC, some are just to say hello or check schedules.....

I have a couple steve-os and johnn-ies, but not one daner yet. [had to, this one didn't rate to get any response from you...]

And regarding Ted Bundy being a hottie, Tara, did you know he liked to revisit the corpses of the victims he dumped days after killing them, because he liked to have sex with their dead bodies? He claimed they were then his ideal helpless victims. Sometimes the maggots would get in the way. Of course the wiggling maggots were alive at least. He wasn't raping them after all. The dead ones never said no.

Total Hottie! What a dreamboat! He's such a bad boy.

whirlerz
11-16-2005, 07:13 AM
:ill:

And regarding Ted Bundy being a hottie, Tara, did you know he liked to revisit the corpses of the victims he dumped days after killing them, because he liked to have sex with their dead bodies? He claimed they were then his ideal helpless victims. Sometimes the maggots would get in the way. Of course the wiggling maggots were alive at least. He wasn't raping them after all. The dead ones never said no.

Total Hottie! What a dreamboat! He's such a bad boy.
:spit: :yikes: :ill: :O

stant
11-16-2005, 07:28 AM
:spit: :yikes: :ill: :O

hahahaha

Thanks for lightening up my mood a bit. :flamed:

kitana
11-18-2005, 05:13 AM
Absolutely. It's the 2nd Law.

TOO's Laws Of Proper Customer Behavior

1st Law: It's all about the money. Always. Generosity and class make all the difference in the world.

2nd Law: Inside or outside the club, it's the dancers who do the choosing.

3rd Law: If "respect" isn't your middle name, stay home until it is.

4th Law: Learn the rules of the subculture before going into any club.

5th Law: The smartest dancers are the thoroughbreds of the species. Treat them with respect, generosity, humor, sensitivity, affection and deep admiration and you will never, ever stop smiling. :)

ARGH!!!! He's So right, lol.

I think I'm in love, well at the very least lust!

whirlerz
11-18-2005, 10:37 PM
hahahaha

Thanks for lightening up my mood a bit. :flamed:

'S ok, sweetie, you rock!;)

Lt. Longhorn
12-03-2005, 11:45 AM
This is hilarious! ;D

Look, just don't try. Treat them like regular people, be a good listener. Don't act too interested. This may work for some girls.

But for the rest......drugs, houseboats, money and more drugs are the way to go. :D

VirginMari
12-04-2005, 10:13 AM
It's allways up to the girl to decide in the end. We have what you want after all we may act all coy about it be we know we hold the power here.

StitchesH
12-04-2005, 05:46 PM
Off subject, donthatethegame that puppy looks like my puppy!!!! But hes five now

RS
12-04-2005, 10:39 PM
wow... way to beat a subject to death... hehe...
I think you've all established conclusively that picking up women is hard and picking up strippers/dancers, etc. is impossible.

honestly, I can't get the thought of buying a houseboat out of my head now... how rad would that be?

Deogol
12-04-2005, 11:03 PM
wow... way to beat a subject to death... hehe...
I think you've all established conclusively that picking up women is hard and picking up strippers/dancers, etc. is impossible.

honestly, I can't get the thought of buying a houseboat out of my head now... how rad would that be?

Houseboat? Now these are the fuckers right here:



I am planning on retiring on one of em.

RS
12-04-2005, 11:16 PM
I take that back... I think this would suit me much better: http://www.yachtworld.com/core/listing/pl_display_photo.jsp;jsessionid=bz8fRm6i-Qed?&hosturl=waterfrontyachts&slim=broker&boat_id=1449667&boatname=87%27+Cheoy+Lee+Tom+Fexas+Motor+Yacht+wit h+cockpit&photo_name=Photo+1&photo=1&url=
and it's seaworthy!

WiseGuy_TX
12-04-2005, 11:45 PM
Actually, we already have spy photos of Deogol standing on his stripper boat.

Lyssa Lynn
12-05-2005, 07:55 AM
Do NOT come into my club and ask me anything personal and NEVER ask me out while I'm at work!! When I enter the club I take on my professional fantasy persona. Trust me when I say you do not want the real me. I can be a prude bitch. Please don't ask me to break character, just let me do my job.