View Full Version : If Stripperweb was a country, which poster would you want running it?
Rhiannon
11-06-2005, 01:36 AM
Ahhhhhhhhhhh! I can't believe you pulled the Nelson card, Sandy.
I'm afraid.
threlayer
11-06-2005, 05:45 AM
I'll be the Surgeon General, in charge of all the stripper physicals. The laws against physician sexual misconduct, but not etiquette, are hereby repealed.
evan_essence
11-06-2005, 09:24 AM
Secretary of Labor - evan_essenceFirst order of business will be to implement a new OSHA regulation. Due to the potential for repetitive motion injuries on the job, no undercover police officer shall be allowed to be on duty in an official law enforcement capacity while getting a lap dance. It's for their own good.
-Ev
Pamela
11-06-2005, 01:33 PM
Speaker of the house! Hmm, ok i can handle that! :)
Tied votes and shit..as speaker of the house i have the right to talk dirty when needed :)
Pamela
thechaosfairy
11-09-2005, 06:01 AM
Jenny and Djoser both seem like the kinds of folk who'd do a good job in gub'mint.
stant
11-09-2005, 06:23 AM
you're hired! Cum see me in my office tomorrow and we will discuss your position..I'm thinkin bent over the desk!
Blade, seriously, just HIDE the fucking nuclear weapons first. All of them. I'll print up some "not to be used as a sex toy" labels for them in case of a "problem".
You'll have plenty of time for your "oval office" visits later.
Jenny and Djoser both seem like the kinds of folk who'd do a good job in gub'mint. Djoser no longer gives a shit. He's joined the Katnihilisticrat party. And I do mean party. He's one of the people you gotta to hide the nukes from.
The_Oceans
11-09-2005, 01:21 PM
In honor of Katrine's new career (see http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=57442), I vote for her for Secretary of the Treasury. And she should be the new face of the $100 bill 8)
Destiny
11-11-2005, 09:36 AM
^^Who says it's a White House?? I say it's PINK! ;DWith a blue basement. ;D
hannah83
11-11-2005, 10:49 AM
[QUOTE=threlayer]Thinking about it for awhile, I believe the real power in the country is the President's CHEF. In a binary sense anyhow. QUOTE]
well i'm pretty good @ baking/cooking so i vote for myself to have that job. :)
onlythebest
11-11-2005, 10:58 AM
The dude gets 5 star catering 24/7!!!!! I would LOVE to be able to make a little phone call into the kitchen at 4 in the morning and get filet mignon!!!!!
PaigeDWinter
11-11-2005, 12:19 PM
Secretary of Bootiliciousness - Paige D'Winter
Oh Em Eff Gee that's so awesome!
*ahem*
Ok! All you Bootilicious women, line up for booty inspection!
All you women who want to be bootilicious, or are told that they are bootilicious, be in my bedroom at 0200 for an application and exam!
DylanAngel
11-11-2005, 04:04 PM
Well if Kat is president, then I volunteer to be the Pink House pet. You can choose whatever type ya want...they all seem to be named after articles of clothing anyway (boots, socks)
So, if I may choose my own name, I'd like to be....KNICKERS!!!!
Kat, I can do the all fours thing real well........}:D
kitana
11-12-2005, 12:04 PM
Well hell, I want a job too!!!!
Someone pick me a good one too. With either lots of guns and interrogations, or tons of sporting events.
Blade
11-12-2005, 06:28 PM
Well hell, I want a job too!!!!
Someone pick me a good one too. With either lots of guns and interrogations, or tons of sporting events.I need a deputy director....Yer redneck kentucky roots make ya right for the job.
All Good Things
11-12-2005, 06:53 PM
OK, the DO at CIA is being reorganized right now, so that's out. The DO is the Directorate of Operations and is the clandestine service for the agency.
Hmmm, I think the thing to do is have you run the farm for a while (it's the CIA training facility for covert operatives in NOVA, often said to be near Camp Peary but, well, you know, it's a bit more spread out). You get to train people on guns and interrogations and do some serious interrogation and tradecraft training as well. You also learn stupid shit you will never use, like how to run hot and cold surveillance through Tyson's Corner Mall. No golf, though. You try to play golf at the farm and somebody is going to shoot you just out of spite.
If you don't mind, I'd like to put Nicolina in charge of clandestine operations, tradecraft and sexual entrapment. Mind-fucking in service of your country. I was so incredibly wasted the night I wrote my first list of appointees that I actually left Nic off the appointee list, which is sort of like forgetting where you left your right arm, your soul, your sense of honor and happiness and your brain. My most beautiful girl, please forgive me.
So you run the farm, and Nic runs clandestine, tradecraft and the honey pots. Oh, she also gets the dom-sub shit, and no switches, ok? There is only so much I can keep track of when I'm on the West Coast knee-deep in media crap and trying to figure out if it's worth going back to Rick's tonight.
kitana
11-13-2005, 07:09 PM
Ok I'll run the "farm" then. NO problem there!
Will I still be shot at if I use explosive golf balls? But they would purely be used for training purposes. I mean what third world drug-funded dictator would think twice about a golf ball on their own golf course?