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thechaosfairy
12-12-2005, 02:15 AM
I wouldn't want anyone to lick me at work (I don't like anyone licking me unless I'm already having sex with them, otherwise it grosses me out) but I can say definitively that I wouldn't mind another dancer groping a bit, or slapping my ass, or whatever.
Why? Because I know her motivations -- she doesn't want to take me home, she isn't gonna hang out waiting for me after work, she's not going to make huge drama 'cause I won't be her girlfriend. She wants money. So do I. The situation is a professional one only. It is a situation of acting. We are putting on an act.
I think I'd feel a little less upset with a female customer violating my boundaries than a male customer, but not very much; it would still be uncool. It would be a little less bad because the person would probably not have the gender training that indicates I'm someone to be overpowered, knocked out and dragged back to the cave. :P Not all men have that mindset, but I can't assume I know who does and who doesn't.
confession
12-12-2005, 08:24 AM
I turned one of my regulars on to coke, after that he'd come in every weekend and buy enough for both of us. he'd tried it before and liked it, but he couldn't get any. my dealer sold me 8 balls for dirt cheap, i mean DIRT cheap. But the club i worked in was like that. This was memphis in the early-90's and everyone did coke--even the managers. I'd tip the djs in coke, i'd tip the doorguy and managers in coke. but i always felt sort of bad for turning my regular onto it. oh well, i was young and dumb.
Kat_onahot_tinroof
12-12-2005, 09:13 AM
LOL...!
This is truly a funny thread....
Ummmm... as the years went by, I sinned alot...
As the old saying goes, cliche' at best; "Lead me not into temptation for I already know the way"! }:D
Besides, do you want a safe life, or an authentic one? GRIN
Kat_onahot_tinroof
12-12-2005, 09:30 AM
Ugh, guess I have to be the first to say it: THERE WAS SEX IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM!!!!!
NO SH*T!!! Where was I? LOL....! ;D ;D ;D
HootersChic
12-13-2005, 01:16 AM
I guess I'll reveal a few sins. um..i've been fingered before and i've done the jack off thing too. I also cant name names here, but i have given a famous athlete a blowjob before. It was definately worth it though!
girlnew156
12-13-2005, 05:52 AM
Oh me, Oh my, all of you have sinned.
Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
http://www.netlaughter.com/helltest/helltest.cfm
Kat_onahot_tinroof
12-13-2005, 06:45 AM
for myself, it's that girls don't make me near as nervous as guys, so I'm more inclined to be indulgent of where they cross the line.
You know I have heard this so many times from other women. In reflection of my own experiences in the past with women I would have to say it's true. Nine times out of ten the other woman is just like you and putting on an act for the sake of making money with you. So you know it's all for show and she's not really interested in trying to get in your pants later. (not that it isn't plausible that she's bi or gay) just that in most circumstances this is the case. Not to mention women are generally not as rough as guys, softer, and less threatening. Men are more aggressive, and when excited tend not to hear the word "no" when it is said. So in looking back I was always more willing to have public "playtime" with a female than allow a customer of a club to do those things. Besides it made for a wicked show and tease and both us ladies always made lot's of green in the end.... }:D
greggy
12-13-2005, 10:53 AM
Oh me, Oh my, all of you have sinned.
Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
http://www.netlaughter.com/helltest/helltest.cfm
HAHA, that was great. I got 112, I'm above average, got a few tricks up my belt.
Oh, adding on to this thread, I let a custy finger me and eat me out in the VIP last night. that was good
kitana
12-13-2005, 11:02 AM
HAHA, that was great. I got 112, I'm above average, got a few tricks up my belt.
Oh, adding on to this thread, I let a custy finger me and eat me out in the VIP last night. that was good
ROFL, your an angel compared to me!!! I'm going straight to hell, lol.
I scored a 225!!! I have a whole set of tricks up my sleeves, pants, and hooha!!!
Spacey
12-14-2005, 01:09 PM
}:D 181 baby!! Fuck the day pass!! I escaped!:moped:
Kitana, how do you manage a 225!!! You are a naughty naughty girl!!
DylanAngel
12-14-2005, 01:54 PM
Ok, I got a 191 so I'm probably going to hell...but at least I'll be in good company.
I'm blaming my score on Catholic School. Can't wear those little skirts without becoming an expert in oral sex!
ksalerio
12-14-2005, 02:04 PM
I go 100. LOL
Yekhefah
12-14-2005, 02:37 PM
I got 198!
tampadancer
12-14-2005, 02:52 PM
64.
man i'm lame. ha
madmaxine
12-14-2005, 03:43 PM
94.....they didn't include any discussion of firearms, which really skews the scale....
london
12-14-2005, 04:29 PM
I got 176..
confession
12-14-2005, 04:35 PM
The first ten or so questions made me feel like I was taking an alcohol abuse assessment.
Guess I failed. 199.
Emily
12-17-2005, 04:39 PM
^^^Why is it ok for a girl to lick your chest if you don't let male customers do it? I've never understood while female customers get a double standard. Maybe I've just had too many raunchy (but paradoxically condescending) chicks piss me off.
well, I wouldn't elt all girls do it, just dancers. I don't know why. I guess because I know they won't push it further.
kitana
12-18-2005, 01:36 AM
Kitana, how do you manage a 225!!! You are a naughty naughty girl!!
Well it's easy if you engage in orgys and lots of anal!!!! Especially with whips and chains, and veggies!!!!!! ROFL! (j/k about the veggies, or am I?.....)
TigersMilk
12-18-2005, 03:55 AM
I got 183! Hahaha that was funny. There are many things you dont know.
224/ holy god.
well i guess im going to confession to day.
TarynJolie
12-18-2005, 02:28 PM
I once had a custie hand me a hundred instead of a twenty and I didn't tell him because was a complete jerk who touched me and even tried to pull down my thong (this was in a strict no contact topless club)
A short time later he realized his mistake and came up to me, grabbed me by the arm so hard it left a bruise and started screaming. I got away from him and then had him kicked out.
BrunetteGoddess
12-18-2005, 02:51 PM
165...
McCain
12-18-2005, 06:39 PM
In comparison to some of these confessions, I'm seeing that I was, indeed, a "good girl" for most of my 7 years of stripping. That said, I'll admit I wasn't Mother Theresa.
In the same spirit as Dolliest (keeping in mind these are the sins that are somehow STRIPPING-RELATED):
Lust - Having a one-night stand with one of my bouncers while my boyfriend at the time was out of town. Alternatively, having a one-week stand with one of my waitress's boyfriends.
Wrath - Pulling a fully loaded fully-automatic assault rifle on my boyfriend at the time during an argument over whether I had screwed another dancer's roommate (I had not, and I had a number of pollutants in me at the time - therefore, quite temperamental).
Pride - Getting *really* fuckered up at an Ozzy concert while wearing my club T-shirt and daisy dukes, and informing some asinine redneck making lewd noises that my t-shirt indicated he should be PAYING for the privilege of looking at me.
Envy - Kissing a very cute & charming bouncer from North Carolina, one night when he walked me to my car, even though he was a coworker's boyfriend - she never found out, but it would have been worth it even if she had *sigh* (the lucky bitch).
Greed - Getting a customer with a thick wallet quite drunk while discreetly watering and dumping my own drinks, so that he would spread the wealth even more thickly.
Sloth - Blowing off a shift to spend the day in bed at a cushy resort hotel with a married man twice my age.
Gluttony - An eight-ball / day coke & 1/4 oz / day pot habit, backed nightly with a few 10mg methadone tablets and a whiskey chaser by the time I was almost 19.... (been clean for 9 1/2 years now, thank God!)
According to the survey, I'm going Straight To Hell with a score of 227. No surprises there, I'm afraid. And I must agree with MadMaxine - that survey really should include some discussion of weapons to be truly comprehensive.
~~McCain
(A true hell-raiser back in the day.)
Quiet
12-18-2005, 07:02 PM
I got an 8. :'( It's a shame the damned seem to have all the fun
186... I'm a danger to society.
LoveSexMoney
12-18-2005, 09:15 PM
216...
What's up with the eyeball licking question (I think it was question 46)? A guy once wanted to lick my eyeball. I thought he was just weird. Do people actually do that?
onlythebest
12-18-2005, 09:28 PM
I scored a 45.
LoveSexMoney
12-18-2005, 09:30 PM
I'm embarressed to say what my worst stripper sins are. I'll plead the 5th on this one.
rusdancer
12-18-2005, 10:22 PM
I got 119.
MADAM LIZZ
12-19-2005, 02:49 AM
ive stopped dancing i saved my money and opened a ( very legal ) escort-service/agency,, but the worst thing i did when i was dancing was1 sat,night as i walked by 2 veryyyyyy drunk mexican guys 1 grabed my vagina and pulled it........i got so damm pissed off i slaped him like my life depened on it hahah he actully droped from his seat face down hahaha then security kicked them both out!!
~*EbonyEscort*~
12-19-2005, 10:55 AM
i scored a 157.
whats with the ladies coming in saying "I cant say the worst thing I did! its too bad" or stuff like that, then dont post. we only want you to post when you have something dirty to say!
BlondeLocks
12-19-2005, 09:48 PM
i got a 152...not too bad
Nautilus
12-20-2005, 03:51 AM
144 for me. (including the eyeball... seemed like a good thing to do at the time)
i managed to accrue my points without elicit drugs, amazing. the booze carried me... (and the workplace affairs with guys on different floors in the same week).
LoveSexMoney
12-20-2005, 07:53 AM
^did the eyeball feel good? I just don't get it...can anybody offer any sort of explanation...???? or is it just not supposed to be gotten?
some of my bad work behaviors were: drugs, alcohol, accepting a $100 when he thought it was $20, hitting guys who deserved it, regulating on other bitches...standard stereotypical stripper stuff.
Kat_onahot_tinroof
12-20-2005, 08:32 AM
In comparison to some of these confessions, I'm seeing that I was, indeed, a "good girl" for most of my 7 years of stripping. That said, I'll admit I wasn't Mother Theresa.
In the same spirit as Dolliest (keeping in mind these are the sins that are somehow STRIPPING-RELATED):
Lust - Having a one-night stand with one of my bouncers while my boyfriend at the time was out of town. Alternatively, having a one-week stand with one of my waitress's boyfriends.
Wrath - Pulling a fully loaded fully-automatic assault rifle on my boyfriend at the time during an argument over whether I had screwed another dancer's roommate (I had not, and I had a number of pollutants in me at the time - therefore, quite temperamental).
Pride - Getting *really* fuckered up at an Ozzy concert while wearing my club T-shirt and daisy dukes, and informing some asinine redneck making lewd noises that my t-shirt indicated he should be PAYING for the privilege of looking at me.
Envy - Kissing a very cute & charming bouncer from North Carolina, one night when he walked me to my car, even though he was a coworker's boyfriend - she never found out, but it would have been worth it even if she had *sigh* (the lucky bitch).
Greed - Getting a customer with a thick wallet quite drunk while discreetly watering and dumping my own drinks, so that he would spread the wealth even more thickly.
Sloth - Blowing off a shift to spend the day in bed at a cushy resort hotel with a married man twice my age.
Gluttony - An eight-ball / day coke & 1/4 oz / day pot habit, backed nightly with a few 10mg methadone tablets and a whiskey chaser by the time I was almost 19.... (been clean for 9 1/2 years now, thank God!)
According to the survey, I'm going Straight To Hell with a score of 227. No surprises there, I'm afraid. And I must agree with MadMaxine - that survey really should include some discussion of weapons to be truly comprehensive.
~~McCain
(A true hell-raiser back in the day.)
LOL... I can relate to the weapons thing... your life mimmicks a little of the Kat's.. GRIN ;)
ChocolateKiss
12-20-2005, 10:43 PM
I got a 202!
My worst stripper sins are: (these all happened a long time ago when I was much younger)
Started stripping at 17 (11th grade)
smoked weed in the bathroom
kissed a few customers (on the lips) in VIP
Felt the manager up in exchange for the privelege to go home early
Went home with a custy, who is a pretty famous athlete (not for money, just for fun)
my best friend and I snuck out the back door because we weren't allowed to leave early
Went on dates with a few custy's--(We went to my job on the date)
I usually behave myself at work- because I take my job seriously, but outside of work.....
AlexxaHex
12-21-2005, 06:38 AM
185!!
I'm not ALL bad...
but a lot of me is...and I am okay with that.
haha!
I've never done anything too horrible at work. Mostly I am not supposed to smoke in the bathroom, but I do almost every night. I don't do (or let anyone get away with) sexual things at work.
I recently gave a lap dance to a submissive guy who says he wants to be my slave. I demanded the money, and I kicked him in the balls and slapped him across the face while trying to make the dance look natural to anyone who was looking. ;)
But I can't say I've been sober all the time.
And I am definitely a BITCH when I don't get tips on stage. I will stand on stage after my set and demand money from guys who don't tip. Sometimes I give people the finger, ESPECIALLY ones at the tip rail. I yell at them because that's just rude to not tip.
It sort of fits with my persona, since I have tattoos, piercings and a mohawk. I think guys expect me to do worse, so it's okay. :P
Most of the time, I am pretty nice to everyone though. I wish no ill will on anyone I work with. But if I ever catch someone fucking with my shit, I'll have to throw down. ;D }:D
mermaidnz
12-21-2005, 05:52 PM
oh dear 238....i always thought i was damn innocent.....ive only had sex with 4 people.....lol
blondhottie
12-28-2005, 02:46 PM
I have a few...
-Making out with a customer (I was drunk and he was really good looking)
-Going down on a good looking female customer during a lap dance
-Having sex with a DJ in the back room at work
-Stealing another dancer's hat (but she was a cunt and deserved it)
Nautilus
12-28-2005, 04:49 PM
Some people really get off on the eyeball. It really just feels like nothing because the tongue is probably the same pH as the eye. It's quite an odd feeling. I think it's the fear of it hurting that gets people going... (doesn't hurt)
Just try touching the white of someone's eye with your tongue and see how you go.
BUT... I wouldn't be letting any old shmo stick their mangy tongue in my eye tho'...
<<piiiiiinnk eeeeeyyyyyee>>
Pick a dancer friend whose saliva you trust!
;D
Bastet
12-28-2005, 04:58 PM
The worst thing I have done recently was stealing form a customer. He keeps a stack of 20's on the table usually and he gets really drunk. So when he isn't looking I take a 20 or 2. I do this with another girl. While one is distractng him the other takes his money. I felt totally guilty for it for a while. He comes in all the time and spends good money. Last time he came in he didn't spend any money though so I don't feel so bad now. I am pretty sure he didn't catch on to our thieving cuz he still comes in so often. Custies have those asshole moments like the rest of us. Regardless, my concious gets the best of me and I probably wont do that again.
asianlady
12-31-2005, 02:36 PM
my worse sin is I had a custy I was turned on by and fucked him in the vip room . I have had sex with other clients and keep condoms in my hand bag for this.I have been known to have sex for money if I thought the guy was hot looking,did it for fun the money was a bonus.
have gotten girls who piss me off fired rather than fight with them. I usually have a good relation with owners and they will listen to my complaints.
Phoenix_Rising
03-05-2006, 02:54 PM
well, I wouldn't elt all girls do it, just dancers. I don't know why. I guess because I know they won't push it further.
Hoping to revive this thread since I find it hilarious, but also to comment.
As a strip club bartender and also a frequent patron to others, I think that a lot of women in the lap dance rooms are of the same mindset. We want to see you make money, see other people turned on by the show that "we" are providing, etc. I've found that a quick conversation before a dance explaining my mindset as a customer is beneficial to everyone involved.
exotica17
03-05-2006, 03:37 PM
Making out with a couple of customers, boys and girls alike. Licking a fellow dancer, all over, during a dance for my girlfriend. Making out with another fellow dancer in the women's restroom. I just attacked and nearly ravaged her. Poor thing.
papillonluvr
03-05-2006, 07:50 PM
I got a 70. So normal and boring! lol
Once I let a guy finger me for 100 dollars. thats all, tho.
gingerlee
03-05-2006, 08:05 PM
I knew it was being videotaped while the manager and I had sex in the office on multiple occasions. Never thought anybody would actually look through the tapes and take them to his wife. Oops! But we do live together now...
Amy85
04-23-2006, 11:01 PM
Oh me, Oh my, all of you have sinned.
Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
http://www.netlaughter.com/helltest/helltest.cfm
Damn, that site dont work nemore! I was hoping I could just tell you a score instead of revealing all the sins lol..
I've worked at quite a few clubs in my short career. But for some reason I always have this connection with the manager or owner. I've ended up having sex with some when I worked at there club. It was after we had closed of course. 3 managers total, over a course of almost 3 years. One manager god, he was so hot. former Navy Seal! He had a great body. But neway, i'd always go to his office when I wasn't on stage and give him a blowjob or let him finger me some, or sometimes we'd just get straight to fucking.
But one time there was this really asshole type customer that would come in on a regular basis. He was rich, kind of an asshole but never did anything that would cause him to get kicked out of the club. We needed customers too because we were going through a slow pieriod, so its stupid to not allow a custy to come in whose going to spend 60 dollars at the bar and 300 on the dancers in a given night. So he's at our club one night and he gets a dance from one of the dancers who I was friends with. He then tells another dancer that he doesnt want to be around her, shes not very pretty and he can't stand the cottage cheese on her legs. Well, she heard him and got realy upset, cried a little. Well I was pissed and the owner (who i had been seeing on the side) wasn't very happy either. The guy liked me a lot, he had given me really good tips but I wanted to get him back for hurting my friends feelings. So I told Mike-the owner, to come with me to the office. I told him I had a plan. Well I gave him a blowjob right there then I let him fuck me and I told him to pull out on my chest when he was ready. Well he did and I got up and told him what I was going to do now. I left the office in my outfit and went to the asshole custy. I asked him if he wanted a dance like the usual routine. Of course he said yes..(this was a nude club) so I started giving him a lap dance etc.. I stripped completely nude earlier than usual this time. I would keep putting my boobs in his face rubbing them all over his face. I even put my nipples on his lips. I took his hand and put it over my pussy for a few seconds and let him rub me down there for a few seconds. All while just having sex about 10 minutes earlier }:D Well he was surprised by the extra things I had done and gave me an extra 200 dollars. I gave him a peck on the lips when he paid me and said thanks in a kind of sneaky manner. I'm pretty sure he didnt wash his hands or face for the rest of the night lol. But the rest of the girls and I just laughed our asses off knowing what I had done. Of course I took a shower after that dance but I'll always take advantage of a situation like that if it occurs lol..
Sorry so long, I can't sleep and the only people I've ever told this too are my roomates and former girls I've worked with. This was about 2 years ago.
exotisch23
04-23-2006, 11:21 PM
And I am definitely a BITCH when I don't get tips on stage. I will stand on stage after my set and demand money from guys who don't tip. Sometimes I give people the finger, ESPECIALLY ones at the tip rail. I yell at them because that's just rude to not tip.
It sort of fits with my persona, since I have tattoos, piercings and a mohawk. I think guys expect me to do worse, so it's okay. :P
Most of the time, I am pretty nice to everyone though. I wish no ill will on anyone I work with. But if I ever catch someone fucking with my shit, I'll have to throw down. ;D }:D
So am I! I don't have any tattoos or piercings(besides bellybutton) & I give the finger or cuss at guys all the time, not so much anymore but I'd always get reprimanded for doing that >:(
Lysondra
04-23-2006, 11:44 PM
208. o.O; Didn't think I was bad. :(