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OoopsIdiditagain
06-27-2007, 10:03 AM
I think this already takes the cake.....:O

Why would nebody pay that much to do that?!

teeth_of_the_hydra
06-27-2007, 01:12 PM
Hey, I just realized I never posted in this thread. Well, there's no time like the present.

This first one isn't set in the club, but you'll understand the correlation.

I once took this stupid touchy-feely film class for a liberal arts requirement. I knew the professor had the hots for me, so for my final project I offered to do an interpretive presentation about my job, "You know, like tying in acting and imagery and the idea of playing a part. Because that'll be SO much more fun for you than grading a paper, and I really think you are such a great professor! The only thing is," I stipulated, "You'll have to give me an A+ in the course, and I don't really want to take the final." Done and done. The following week I got naked for my film class and hosted a little Q&A session sitting on a desk in my stripper shoes. And that was an A+ for me.

I went home with a customer because I was bored and horny and he said he gave awesome foot rubs and was good at oral sex. As per the plan, I let him rub my feet and go down on me... then I thanked him and walked out of his apartment.

During the final 2 songs of the night, I dry-humped a custy until he came, then I kissed him. He was pretty sexy, and it was incredibly hot all grinding on him frantically before the bouncer came to clear out VIP.

I swore never to do coke again, but one night I saw a dancer drop hers on the way out of VIP and I picked it up and put it in my purse. I didn't do it at work, though... I'm not THAT bad.

This extras girl stole my customer by offering him a BJ in VIP. When he came out, I asked whether he had used a condom, and if he had noticed her cold sores (which she didn't have, but paranoia is easily cultivated in dim light).

I convinced my girlfriend to dance with me for a few nights and we put on a pretty raunchy show on the main stage. This really drunk guy offered to take us to VIP, and even though I'm seldom a ROB, I insisted that there was an extra charge for a girl/girl show, and that since there were going to be 2 of us, we could only stay for half the usual time because the club needed us back on the floor. So he paid us each for 30 minutes + a $150 "show" charge and we walked out after 15 min. with like $600. Oh, and we didn't really touch him.

However, I've never gotten it on with another dancer aside from my GF, who wasn't really a dancer anyway. Despite all the crazy stories I've heard here, the girls in my club were pretty redneck/homophobic seeming. They were weird about me and my GF working together, so I'm pretty sure there was no dancer sexing going down.

Starfire
06-27-2007, 07:48 PM
Mine sins are pretty tame:

~being an annoying new girl
~After dancing for longer, being mean to annoying new girls
~letting another dancer lick my nipple
~massaging another dancers breasts
~ripping up a dollar and throwing it at a rude customer
~getting way too drunk
~stole 80 dollars from a really rude guy once (way too grabby during the lap dance...thanks for the extra tip asshole ;D)
~going on dates with a few guys I"ve met while working

I think that's it...

Vyanka
06-27-2007, 08:12 PM
My worst stripper sin.....
Promising a man I would sleep with him so he kept buying me things...got a house, car, countless shopping trips, and funding to move to vegas.......wondering if he is still stupid enough to fall for it again....

WOW. I want one of those. An idiot. LOLOLOLL

jaizaine
06-28-2007, 12:28 AM
I went home with a customer because I was bored and horny and he said he gave awesome foot rubs and was good at oral sex. As per the plan, I let him rub my feet and go down on me... then I thanked him and walked out of his apartment.


this reminds me of the sex and the city episode where Carrie decides to have sex like a man and lets that guy do oral on her, she cums then says see-ya. That's really cool.

I like what u did to get the A too. A girl I work with did a strip tease for her drama class too.

redhothoney
06-28-2007, 01:35 AM
Okay... So I charged this guy that was wheelchair bound, couldn't speak, had brain damage from an accident 150 to sit with me in a private room while his wife ran the card, because she thought he was getting sex for that.?! She said she didn't know he was going to "these types of places" until after the accident. I'm guessing he got a hefty lump sum for the accident.

Heaven777
06-28-2007, 10:03 AM
I made out with a hot custie in the VIP and I still fantasize about it!

teeth_of_the_hydra
06-28-2007, 10:33 AM
I like what u did to get the A too. A girl I work with did a strip tease for her drama class too.

Teehee... thanks! I realized after I posted it that it wasn't exactly a sin... especially because I'm smugly proud of myself.

TiNi
06-28-2007, 02:07 PM
I kissed another dancer for my BF he was the DJ and it was his B-day. So I put on a little show for him.

vidadiva
06-29-2007, 06:47 AM
My worst sin is letting another dancer eat my ass out for $900 in VIP.

I haven't seen that guy in a long time. He was so coked up during that VIP. He just kept pulling money out of his pocket and giving it away. The girl who performed the tookas lingus made a lil over a grand.

I've been a fairly good girl since then.

VegasPrincess
06-29-2007, 11:01 AM
I let a customer go down on my in the VIP room. What, he was hot!! Who can pass up head! (did not have a bf at the time also)

(I know, that is really pretty bad. I'm a bit nympho sometimes)

redhothoney
06-29-2007, 04:22 PM
I told this grabby hispanic guy it would turn me on if he sucked my shoe heel like a dick, i told him "deeper" "deeper" shit who knows what you step in at a stripclub f-ing nasty ass! lol Hope that taught his cheap ass a lesson!

teeth_of_the_hydra
06-30-2007, 02:02 PM
^^^Hahaha, I love that one! I WISH I had the assertiveness to convince someone to do something absurd like that!

LuckyOne
06-30-2007, 03:34 PM
Since this thread is revived and the original link doesn't work I thought I'd post a current link to the hell test. http://www.hotlanta.com/helltest.htm
But not going to post my score. :P

lolitachick
06-30-2007, 04:11 PM
94.....they didn't include any discussion of firearms, which really skews the scale....

^LOL! I bet that if some of the custies heard that, they wouldn't be so quick to grope or tip poorly, now would they? }:D

lolitachick
06-30-2007, 04:18 PM
OMG.... I'M A 225 ON THE TEST!!!!!

How in the WORLD did I become so corrupt? I'm not even 30 YET!!!

Roulette
07-01-2007, 10:04 AM
^^^I'm 195.

Laylas
07-01-2007, 12:53 PM
My worst stripper sins:

-Told a sweet, PL customer that I would meet him at Waffle House after work and pulled a NCNS....then when I saw him at the club acted like he had gone to the wrong Waffle House (there are a gazillion in the area) and I waited for hours for him at a different one. Then I made him buy a VIP and tip me for "making me sit all alone at Waffle House at 4am". Bad newbie, bad newbie...

-Took an X pill at work (from a customer, nonetheless)....and pounding Jagerbombs. Bad night all around.

-Pocketed a $50 I found on the dressing room floor. If I had heard anyone bitching/crying about losing it, I would have given it back, but no one did so I kept it.

-Peeled off my latex for guys in champagne rooms.

-Flashed pussy (in a topless club) for half my rent.

There, I feel better now that I've confessed (even though most of it was from my first year of dancing). Twelve years of Catholic school, anyone?

PaigeDWinter
07-04-2007, 04:15 PM
Can you girls give me some penance to do? (I'm thinking maybe the punishment of Paige's choice? Perhaps worshipping at the altar of the Egads panties? }:D )



Dude. EGADS. How the WFF did I miss this? Seriously? SHAME ON ME. If we had a 'worst perv sin' thread, missing this would be mine. Dang.



I need to go drool and smack myself for a while now.

Taylorlila
07-07-2007, 09:54 AM
I have few sins to compare so far....
-Letting guys buy me the real shots out of my shot buket instead of the non alcoholic ones we're supposed to drink.
-Giving a guy a flash of the pink in a topless club for an xtra 20 during a lapdance.

I think thats it...I'm missing out on the crazy lesbian sex!>:(

ExoticEngineer
07-07-2007, 12:09 PM
Took the test, got a 176.... eh, not bad!

I have a few sins hiding in the closet, but I'm scurred to post them here! ;)

Jenny
07-07-2007, 12:21 PM
I once took this stupid touchy-feely film class for a liberal arts requirement. I knew the professor had the hots for me, so for my final project I offered to do an interpretive presentation about my job, "You know, like tying in acting and imagery and the idea of playing a part. Because that'll be SO much more fun for you than grading a paper, and I really think you are such a great professor! The only thing is," I stipulated, "You'll have to give me an A+ in the course, and I don't really want to take the final." Done and done. The following week I got naked for my film class and hosted a little Q&A session sitting on a desk in my stripper shoes. And that was an A+ for me. Speaking as an industry insider - if I were in that class your professor would have been seriously and severely disciplined and your grade contested (even if I didn't know what it was). I'm a little surprised nobody in that class either walked out (again - I would have been seriously uncomfortable) or was seriously incensed about having to actually do academically rigorous work.

babystripper
07-09-2007, 12:02 PM
iv read this whole thread, totally fixated, and its made me totally horny. iv got a thing about sex outside the bedroom, especially a big fetish bout it at work in the vip or changing room - and this has got me so hot and bothered imma have to pop off for ten mins - be back soon....;)

sunnie86
07-23-2007, 08:35 PM
i fucked some kid i knew from high school in the lounge he was hot and leaving for the marines, plus i was drunk and on xanex so it just felt right. very good hot steamy sex i see him now and then when i go home and it an inside joke between us.

my second biggest sin is my bf i meet him at the club where i worked, gave him one of my best lapdances ever got him into a room until he ran out of money, gave him my number and meet uop with him after worked and had sex til the next morning

my thrid biggest sin i was in a room and the guy was so fucked up he kept falling asleep i woke him up and started bitching he very drunkenly handed me his wallet and told me to tip myself he had $600 in cash on him and i took it all!

i'm so horrible, thank God i'm catholic and can confess my sins away. but then i have to confess for giving the priest a heart attack which led to his death.

indica420
07-27-2007, 12:24 AM
Most of my sins are violent ones...

I once busted another dancers face on her locker door for stealing from me. It did more damage than I intended. She ended up needing stitches and couldn't work for weeks.
I put Visine in a girls coffee for stealing customers when I'd get up to do stage.
I flushed a girls cell phone down the toilet which caused actual club damage which I would be required to pay for, if they'd ever found out who did it.
I've stiffed my DJ and House Mom on dances because I didn't feel like sparing the extra cash.
I once stilleto'd a guy in the jewels for trying a "lick and stick" on me.

I think that's all for now...

Gypsy74
07-27-2007, 01:24 AM
Okay... So I charged this guy that was wheelchair bound, couldn't speak, had brain damage from an accident 150 to sit with me in a private room while his wife ran the card, because she thought he was getting sex for that.?! She said she didn't know he was going to "these types of places" until after the accident. I'm guessing he got a hefty lump sum for the accident.

this sounds really familiar.... was this in NY or FL??

and teeth of the hydra... you are my hero. Did you seriously get naked in front of your class?? Is that legal?

DRSupreme
07-27-2007, 12:16 PM
I had a run in with another dancer at a club over a bachelor party who was throwing a lot of cash around - she claimed I was stealing her custys and so I backed off. She kept talking shit about me to other dancers, so to get even I proceeded over the next month to:

- Take 2 of her best regulars from her by getting in early and throwing myself at them
- Steal her bf by fucking his brains out, completely pussy-whipping him and then dumping his sorry ass

I know it was an evil thing to do, but I hate it when people talk shit about me for no reason!

TheSexKitten
07-27-2007, 05:04 PM
Most of my sins are violent ones...

I once busted another dancers face on her locker door for stealing from me. It did more damage than I intended. She ended up needing stitches and couldn't work for weeks.
I put Visine in a girls coffee for stealing customers when I'd get up to do stage.
I flushed a girls cell phone down the toilet which caused actual club damage which I would be required to pay for, if they'd ever found out who did it.


eek :O

kelster
07-30-2007, 12:16 PM
Ohhh.....probably being paid 140$ for two dances...he was drunk,annoying, and said that they were great and then stumbled away after two songs... its not really all bad if he liked it right?:O

BalletBaby
07-30-2007, 11:41 PM
This is my favorite "sin" so far. I got paid $900 to hang out with, dance for each other, and play around with a super hot dancer who fits exactly what my dream woman is like. And then another super hottie joined us for more fun. Oh, I also came:devil: The guy just sat there and watched, the only time he touched me was to put my hand on the other dancer's body.

Dottie Rebel
08-02-2007, 03:54 AM
Speaking as an industry insider - if I were in that class your professor would have been seriously and severely disciplined and your grade contested (even if I didn't know what it was). I'm a little surprised nobody in that class either walked out (again - I would have been seriously uncomfortable) or was seriously incensed about having to actually do academically rigorous work.

Haha. You're so adorably predictable. It's cute.

OJenni!
08-02-2007, 09:13 AM
I think my worst "sin" is a fashion sin.

I wore "normal" clothes on to the stage, and took off my heels because i could not walk in stilletoes.

Another time, walking in to the club with my street clothes on, I experienced a wardrobe malfunction. I was bending over to pick up my car keys and my pants ripped exposing my total bum. I played cool and slowly made my way to the change room, even stopping to talk to a cust on the way!! When I should have just ran!

Taylorlila
10-03-2007, 07:12 AM
It was about 45 minutes before close and this really scuzzy guy wanted to take me and this very hot girl (that also expressed her attraction to me) up to the champagne room. We get up there and the champagne hostess tells him that theres only about 40 minutes left so we agree to do it for $200 each. Guy goes to bathroom she tells us it's really only a half hour. We get into the room and proceed to not pay any attention to scuzzy guy (he smelled like a raw onion) and used that time to have fun with each other.
He'll prob. never take us up there again, but he wanted extras anyway so its all good. We figured for only $200 we might as well make it fun for us. But man, that girl whipped out the gum, asked what he ate for dinner and he still didn't get the hint! He got a nice show, but he kept being like "I wanna lil lovin!" Ew he was so gross but I had a great time with her, and got paid.

StrawberrySwitchblade
10-03-2007, 08:57 AM
Jesus I feel like an angel now. o.o;

MoetATL07
10-22-2007, 04:33 AM
This is crazy Im new havent had time to do anything yet.

Lena
10-22-2007, 04:02 PM
Flip flops an a farmers tan. :-)

twisterinAZ
10-23-2007, 02:09 AM
My worst stripper sins always involve other dancers. My first night back to work recently I ended up making a nice chunk of change for making out with a couple of my friends and letting them slap my ass a little. Fun for me too.}:D

Aprilleigh
10-24-2007, 07:07 PM
oh my five years have been tame.

ok,
sex with a dancer in the disabled toilets

simulated lesbian shows that weren't simulated

spotting a spare fifty in a guys shirt pocket and slid around enough for it to "slip out" and "accidently" shoved it down the back of the chair for later (he was an arrogant asshole)

fail to notice when alcohol sticks two notes together, especially the 100 dollar notes

tripped a dancer off stage

purposefully got girls fired

married my customer..... he he he

Kaylinn
10-24-2007, 07:13 PM
I don't think I've ever admitted my worst sin.

I went home with a (hot) couple from the strip club, had my first threesome and was paid $1500 for it.

Xiomara
10-24-2007, 10:41 PM
ive pulled my panties to the side a few times for the guys who buy a few dances,and are cute. doesnt happen very often though. other than that,nothin too sinful.

RoseLeigh
10-24-2007, 11:12 PM
I did a bunch of dances for a hot girl (dancer from another club) and her guy friend, then we kicked him out, and basically ended up making out in the couch room. And then she hit up her friend for the money to pay me extra. :)

jaizaine
10-25-2007, 12:28 AM
married my customer..... he he he

I never knew that!!! LOL;)

confrontingmydemons
10-26-2007, 12:47 PM
God, I feel like a goody goody compared to you ladies..

I've smoked pot in the DR, and, on occasion, if I have an itch that I thought a guy I saw at work might be able to scratch, I brought him home..

Kate_the_Great
10-27-2007, 11:47 AM
So what do you girls do if you trip on stage in the middle of a dance? And there is no way in hell you can cover it up like you meant to do it?

zxcire
10-27-2007, 08:06 PM
So what do you girls do if you trip on stage in the middle of a dance? And there is no way in hell you can cover it up like you meant to do it?

Well that was random.


but to answer your question, I fall over a lot. And i don't even drink. I make a joke about being clutzy, or about how could I possibly trip wearing these sturdy 7 inch heels. It's really NOT a big deal. I fell over twice today. It's cool, long as you can laugh at yourself.

PhillyDancer1982
11-25-2007, 10:50 AM
LOL this isn't really a "stripper sin," since I work as a server at a club these days, but...about a month ago, my club's manager's brother came in to visit. We hit it off pretty well, conversed for a while, he even bought a few lapdances with me(At this club, the bartenders and servers are able to do lapdances as long as the manager approves of it, and it is up to our discretion). Afterwards, we hung out and I banged him on my red leather sofas LOL.

To this day, my work buddies and I still tease this manager about how I "porked" his brother! Luckily this manager is very chill and laid back, and he just kinda laughs off the whole scenario as me being my silly perverted self. Which is a good thing, since I hit on a completely different manager's brother at a different job 6yrs earlier(back in summer 01), and it got me fired even before I got around to banging said manager's brother! :( Haha.

TheSexKitten
11-25-2007, 04:53 PM
I did some dances for e tablets once. There was a cool house dj who came in, DJ'ed with Ferry Corsten before, talked with me a lot about music. He was rolling, I rolled, it was a good night. SUCH a no-no though! ><

Scarlett.Oz
11-25-2007, 06:11 PM
Aprilleigh, I married my custy too, glad to say he was the only one i ever touched or let touch me or saw otc ever, and i never did in the club. I was hardcore goody two shoes in that respect really, despite the bucketloads of speed and booze i was shovelling in, I guess that's a sin too huh. Whoops.

I also took 2 hundreds welded together with beer, the guy thought it was a tenner (back in days of ten dollar table dances) he didn't notice and it made me happy for the rest of the night.

I let a custy fall asleep and when he woke up (2 mins later) said "oh you were asleep? and missed the amazing half hour show i just gave you? Man, you better stay awake and make the most of the next one". Got 2 hours pay for about half an hour of this repeated, he was so wasted and never noticed cos he came back the next week! Felt a little bad cos he was a nice guy, but he started to drink a little less after that so maybe it was good for his health.

Ummmm, I've hit a couple custies pretty good.

Can't really think of much else right now. I got 222 on the test tho, hell's gonna be fun with all these lovely ladies there :-)
XXXS

p.s. Sex in the changerooms? Man, i was missing out.

MinahSky
11-25-2007, 07:18 PM
I was doing a girl-girl show (which was supposed to be fake) and actually ate other girl out... She followed me around after that until I left that club...

ellebelle
11-25-2007, 09:09 PM
Well it seems I haven't really done anything anyone else hasn't already done :s

Countless times I've taken two notes stuck together.. or a $100 when a guy thought he was giving me $10 (They look the same in Australia).

Kissed a female customers when I was trashed.

Thrown up on a customer.

Taken drugs from customers.

Gotten staff/dancers fired over personal vendettas.

I've done the work the money out of a custies pocket and put it behind the couch thing a few times.

One of my old regs has no short term memory, so about ten times a night I would ask him "Is anything wrong? You haven't tipped me tonight" and get tipped over and over again, while he thought it was for the first time :(

Speed up time when a custy falls asleep.

Dropped toothbrushs/other belongings in the toilet to girls that have crossed me.

When I worked behind the bar I've not said anything when another tender peed/did other gross stuff to asshats drinks

I nearly cut my arch nemisis hair off after she was really nasty to me one night and she passed out in the change room.. but she woke up and i wussed out. :s