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Lysondra
11-26-2007, 04:55 AM
Oh no... I've done it now. Fell for one of my customers. *sigh*

pookie
11-26-2007, 05:03 AM
Spanks Lysondra suggestively::)

Lysondra
11-26-2007, 05:07 AM
WOOHOO!

I know I know... I can't stop talking about this guy, I'm such a mess. What's gotten into me? I've never crushed on a man this bad. He's gonna break my poor little heart. Boo.

I'll just have hot pookie sex to ease my worries.

pookie
11-26-2007, 05:14 AM
WOOHOO!

I know I know... I can't stop talking about this guy, I'm such a mess. What's gotten into me? I've never crushed on a man this bad. He's gonna break my poor little heart. Boo.

The best way to deal with this is getting sexual frustrations out with very kinky lapdances!!!}:D


I'll just have hot pookie sex to ease my worries.

score!!!!! :P

Alaska
11-26-2007, 05:30 AM
Thrown up on a customer.





Let's hear this story!

I never got the toothbrush thing. Not like they are going to know, and what they don't know won't hurt em. Unless they are foaming at the mouth with a bacterial disease, I wouldn't feel anything good if I did that.


My stripper sins:


Done xtras for good looking rich folks between the prices of $400-$1500

that's really about it!

(Oh and in no way did I bring a clean club down....I was one of the lowest mileage girls there! I'm talkin like 8 times total over a year and a half.)

ellebelle
11-26-2007, 09:51 AM
Heh it was my first night dancing. A club flew me out to Hong Kong and I hadn't told them I'd never danced before. They were really not happy about that one, heh.

I proceeded to get super smashed my first night because I was so nervous, and then my first lapdance was with this billionaire Chinese energy tycoon (he looks freakishly like the Japanese Prime Minister) who was skulling Hennesy out of the bottle. I skulled a bit.. and then threw up all over him.

Suprisingly he booked me again a week later..

Alaska
11-26-2007, 10:03 AM
That goes mysteriously well with a post someone made on here once about just arriving in Japan, flipping on the television, to see porn where a girl was throwing up all over some guy....

Miss Jessica
11-26-2007, 12:01 PM
I plead the 5th.

StrawberrySwitchblade
11-26-2007, 12:32 PM
Willingly grinded a guy so close to coming and whining that my 'legs hurt' so I had to slow down, thus drawing out the songs to over 20 at once. He never finished, and left when he realized I wasn't going to do it.

pookie
11-26-2007, 04:19 PM
^^^ Thats awesome!! Well done!!!

kaiarose
11-26-2007, 06:05 PM
Took the test, got a 176.... eh, not bad!

I have a few sins hiding in the closet, but I'm scurred to post them here! ;)



Me too! 176. That's it EE, we're soulmates! ;)

Ariellecunt
11-26-2007, 07:37 PM
i steal money from guys all the time if the drop hundreds twentys i slip it in my purse and pretend i had no idea he dropped money or what not

Ariellecunt
11-26-2007, 07:55 PM
also farting on custes

ellebelle
11-27-2007, 10:47 AM
HAhaahahhaha i fart on customers pretty much every night. Diet coke gives me so much gas though.

Blondziq
12-10-2007, 10:52 AM
Worse I've done is probably letting a guy rub me a little down there during a lap dance. Of course he was an x b/f and his g/f worked in the club too :x He was an idiot and thats why I got rid of him.

TheTempest
12-15-2007, 06:00 PM
Oh boy... I hope my friends don't read this! LOL

1. Slept with a bouncer after work.
2. Crushed on all the DJs
3. Slapped 2 or 3 customers
4. Charged for the wrong number of dances when a person was too drunk to remember.
5. Farted on a customer - when ya gotta let one rip, you gotta let one rip!
6. Gone down on a dancer on stage
7. Had a two different dancers on two different occasions trade cunnilingus during a double dance.
8. Indulged a partner's 3-some fantasy by having him come to the club, pretending not to know him and doing a double dance for him.
9. Charging him for the dance! (hey, he makes tons more money than I do!)
10. Done drugs with other dancers.
11. Done drugs with DJs.

I would take the test that says if you're going to hell or not, but as a Jewish person I don't believe in hell... so I'm living it up! :)

austinatalie
12-16-2007, 06:49 AM
My worst stripper sin:

On a really crappy friday night where I had only made about $200 so far with only 1.5 hours left to go, I let a customer get me drunk (I never drink at work) and agreed to let him buy me out of the rest of my shift, pay my housefees and tipouts, so we could go in the club limobus.

I got dressed in my street clothes, paid everyone with his money, then we got in the limo, the limo driver said we had 1 hour. The custy gave me $500 up front, and for the hour I made out with him, stripped to my granny panties, and let him lick my nipples. Then I danced in front of him while he jacked off. Then the hour was over and the limobus took us back to the club, where we both got in our cars and parted ways! I ended up with $775 or something for the night.

*whew* I was so ashamed! You girls made me feel better about it though. NO more drinking for me!

needtodance
12-16-2007, 02:17 PM
I feel so TAME... Never gotten eaten out in the dressing room, never banged a customer, or a manager while working at a club...

Though at my last club, there was this hot local band that ALWAYS came in to shoot pool, only occassionally oding dances... and they ALWAYS asked for my number.... I always said no, because I didn't want to get in trouble with management(they were close and i didn't want the manager to think i ruitinely gave my #to customers)So my last night at that club, I got their numbers, and had a GREAT one night stand with the drummer. I don't do one night stands normally, but that was SOOOOOOOo worth it! Heh. THough now, the one night stand might have to be upgraded to Fuck Buddy, no point in turning away hot sex....

Never had someone give me the wrong dollar amount... I've handcuffed guys who couldnt behave duringdances before, but not actually gotten violent(handcuffs are for minor touching offenses-in a no contact-one way contact area, if they touch my leg or my waist, etc. Never had anyone go straight for the breasts or kitty... they know better since its a low mileage area...

Oh, and i was a 113 on the test. Mainly because i'm a drug virgin. Pot a few times, thats IT...

Victoryx0x0
12-16-2007, 06:59 PM
I developed a few crushes on the FEW of my hot, muscular, rich customers. How could I not? I feel pretty guilty leading them on actually... I feel like I play with their hearts :( thats not nice...but they arent dumb so I think they figured it out= tho they keep coming back!
I never did any extras in the club. But for some reason I like being spanked? LOL whats wrong with me??
My customers love it and get a kick out of it, and so do i... so i guess thats my worst stripper sin...
Besides running away when i got tipped a $20 instead of a $1.

Formybabyboy
12-19-2007, 12:12 AM
I scored a 183 on the test O.o ... considering i haven't started dancing yet i'm surprised i scored so high... but then i was naughty a lot when i first hit 18 a few years ago...

Polekitten
12-19-2007, 10:56 AM
Mine are pretty tme compared to all you crazys but here goes,

- I've taken drugs in work, (not from custy tho, from other girl.)

-I've taken 50 quid from somone who wanted to buy my pantie then done a runner at the end of the night without giving them to him

-I've told guys I would meet them OTC then didn't

Thats all I can think of right now but there might be more I can think of later.

VegasPrincess
12-19-2007, 02:14 PM
I fucked the dj. He turned out to be an ass. And I was like, "was I really fucking the dj?" Oh me and my work crushes. I'm such a PL

bluelight
12-21-2007, 03:00 AM
wow I don't feel so bad now LOL

sexysunny
12-30-2007, 08:16 PM
gone down on girls in dances and had them go down on me.... boring compared to you kinky lot

cameron_keys
12-31-2007, 01:37 PM
Yeah, I've gone down on several dancers in the champange room, and vice versa.

I've fucked a few custies, though not in the club and not for money

I've not given money back when someone overpaid me by accident...because they were a complete ass and I deserved the tip. One com,plained to the manager, but since I am usually EXTREMELY honest...he believed me and threw the guy out!

I let someone pay me $100 for my phone number...then gave him a fake

I handcuffed one guy(with real police cuffs) because he pissed me off...then forgot about him. Hours later he sheepishly apologized and asked if I would take them off because he had to get on a plane in a few hours.

I've beaten the shit out of guys with their own belts(they
deserved it)

I've made out with a cpl custies. They were cute and I was drunk

Lied to guys and told them I was drunk or high when I wasnt so they'd think I was a big party girl

Met guys out of the cdlub(always with another girl and NEVER for sex) to be paid to take the night off and be arm candy at dinner and bar hopping(all in Key West)

TheTempest
12-31-2007, 01:42 PM
Yeah, I've gone down on several dancers in the champange room, and vice versa.


Can I come to work with you? ;)

cameron_keys
12-31-2007, 04:57 PM
Can I come to work with you? ;)

Please! Of course I need to put the disclaimer that these were not random dancers...they were good friends who I knew were clean.

TheTempest
12-31-2007, 07:53 PM
Please! Of course I need to put the disclaimer that these were not random dancers...they were good friends who I knew were clean.

no problem there :P

ellebelle
08-06-2008, 10:34 PM
I miss this thread! I'm sure someone's comitted some new sins by now.

Dish up girls.

golden41
08-06-2008, 10:50 PM
The dj at my first club started treating my friend like trash after he got her pregnant. So on a buzy saturday night I pulled down his pants and exposed his shriveled weinie to about 20-30 people within eyesight. He was a douchbag to all the girls so I let them know before I did it and they were all waiting around the corner for me to do it. priceless. camera phones were all ready for the upskirt.

charlie61
08-07-2008, 12:06 AM
I'm a 55 on the test.

Boring ass virgin.

indianprincess
08-07-2008, 12:11 AM
This thread makes me really want to make out with some of the girls at work now. I mean, I did before but now I'm jealous of you guys.

bebewood
08-07-2008, 01:40 AM
Well, now I understand why the younger better looking customers are shocked when I dont let them finger me or suck my tits, kiss em. :-(
Come on girls, keep the extras outside the club. I don't care how sweet or good looking a customer is, if he tries to do anything illegal or in bad taste he is an asshole and doesn't deserve it anyway.

StrawberrySwitchblade
08-07-2008, 08:11 AM
Started dating a (former) regular. Slept with him. No regrets there!
Molested a few very hot customers, and thoroughly enjoyed it.
Climbed to the top of my clubs pole and sat there when the customers were all being assholes.

I'm still pretty angelic...

glitzy
08-07-2008, 11:54 AM
i am boring.

i never drop my hoop during hooping sets, but when guys are being dicks to me i'll hoop on my shoulder & launch it at them like a boomerang.

austinatalie
08-07-2008, 03:41 PM
Well, now I understand why the younger better looking customers are shocked when I dont let them finger me or suck my tits, kiss em. :-(
Come on girls, keep the extras outside the club. I don't care how sweet or good looking a customer is, if he tries to do anything illegal or in bad taste he is an asshole and doesn't deserve it anyway.

come on girl, this is the one thread we have where we can talk about the bad things we have done without being reprimanded by other girls. Many girls in this thread have confessed their darkest stripper secret with regret. This thread can be comforting to some who are ashamed of something they did one crazy night.

Can you honestly say that you have always been a 100% angelic perfect stripper? If yes, may I inquire how long you have been dancing?

Lighten up.

anomar
08-07-2008, 04:43 PM
come on girl, this is the one thread we have where we can talk about the bad things we have done without being reprimanded by other girls. Many girls in this thread have confessed their darkest stripper secret with regret. This thread can be comforting to some who are ashamed of something they did one crazy night.

Can you honestly say that you have always been a 100% angelic perfect stripper? If yes, may I inquire how long you have been dancing?

Lighten up.

I agree. It's the 'stripper sin' thread, not the 'awesome ways strippers party!' thread. We've all embarrassed ourselves or maybe fucked up. It's a juicy confessional and I doubt any girl, especially a smart StripperWebber, thinks that the things they've posted in this thread is smart or usual or the best way to make bank. It's a chronicle of our terrible lil' indiscretions. :)

NewMoon
08-07-2008, 04:59 PM
It was a shit slow Sunday and I wasn't making money. A guy wanted to take me for a dance but "only if" I did a few extra things. I smacked him around and spat in his mouth.

anomar
08-07-2008, 05:16 PM
^^Maybe that's what he was lookin for ;)

TheSexKitten
08-07-2008, 05:17 PM
^^^ That sounds like fun! :D

iambonbon05
08-07-2008, 05:17 PM
I was thinking about this thread the other day for some reason, glad someone bumped it up!

I'm pretty tame, I just really enjoy harassing cheap customers ;)

NewMoon
08-07-2008, 05:21 PM
^^Maybe that's what he was lookin for ;) It was an he specifically said he would only get dances from me if I did those things. I normally follow rules by the book but since I was having a shitty night and the manager wasn't paying attention, I did it.

I wouldn't normally feel bad for doing things like that but I felt bad because I did it out of desperation for money.

Now I don't care if I leave with nothing, I don't break rules.

Meea
08-07-2008, 08:27 PM
One of my old regs has no short term memory, so about ten times a night I would ask him "Is anything wrong? You haven't tipped me tonight" and get tipped over and over again, while he thought it was for the first time :(
:s

:devil: OMG that is so :evil: I didn't know whether to laugh or cry...


}:D Holy shit, 10 minutes later and I still can't get over it

bebewood
08-08-2008, 02:26 AM
come on girl, this is the one thread we have where we can talk about the bad things we have done without being reprimanded by other girls. Many girls in this thread have confessed their darkest stripper secret with regret. This thread can be comforting to some who are ashamed of something they did one crazy night.

Can you honestly say that you have always been a 100% angelic perfect stripper? If yes, may I inquire how long you have been dancing?

Lighten up.

Or it can make us all realize that the guys who tell us they get bjs in the VIP are actually telling the truth. No wonder guys get so offended when I don't want to go home with them. Apparently the cute guys do get laid at strip clubs :-(. I cannot tell you how many times a customer has been downright offended because I wouldn't make out with him. No wonder so many men go to strip clubs expecting to get laid...apparently the "hot" ones do :-(

I just hope no one from the blue side is reading this thread.
Arent you guys the same girls who complain about extras girls?

And yes I can honestly say I have never kissed a customer, let one go down on me, let one finger me, let one lick me anywhere, inside the club. The only customer I have ever fooled around with is my BOYFRIEND, OUTSIDE the club. and I don't even let him touch my ass or kiss him when he is visiting me at the club.

Dottie Rebel
08-08-2008, 02:58 AM
i am boring.

i never drop my hoop during hooping sets, but when guys are being dicks to me i'll hoop on my shoulder & launch it at them like a boomerang.

I do the same thing! It's awesome cause you can aim it like a sharpshooter that way and it looks like a total accident.

"Oops! I'm SOOOOOOOO sorry!" ;)

Ruby Ruckus
08-08-2008, 03:05 AM
i've almost killed a few people with shoes coming off and flying. this has not been intentional.

one time i was in a bad mood and guys were sitting in the first row back from the stage, clearly watching, and not tipping. after a half hour, i wrote them a note on a napkin that said

"you may not be aware, but we do not get an hourly wage. proper strip club etiquette asks that you tip at least somebody, if not anybody. the only money we make is the money you give us - thanks, on behalf of strippers everywhere"


they read it, gave it to the bartender and complained, and then left.

the bartender thought it was great.

angelicat
08-08-2008, 11:19 PM
An extremely rude (long story, but you would all agree, I'm sure) custie took my stripper heel straight to his ball sack.

No regrets here.

Perry
08-08-2008, 11:37 PM
I've been trying to stay out of this thread for years, but I gotta admit...

- Let drunk guys pay me before a dance and charge them again after
- Threatened a custy taking pics with his cell phone, "Would you like me to put that phone back into your pocket, or up your fucking ASS??"
- I punched a guy in the face for grabbing my boob.
- I've always charged an "Ass-hole tax" for any guy who got the slightest bit out of line. They've always seemed proud to pay it ::)
- Tried to pull a beeper/cell phone/ random hard object out of a custy's pocket but it turned out to be his dick :-[
- Kicked guys in the balls. Beat the hell out of them. At their request, and was usually promptly told by management, "We don't sell hand jobs, and we certainly don't sell brutality!"
- Cursed out hundreds of men out for not tipping at the tip rail
- Hid under the vanity in the locker room to avoid show time/2-4-1/dollar dances

bebewood
08-09-2008, 03:24 AM
I've been trying to stay out of this thread for years, but I gotta admit...

- Let drunk guys pay me before a dance and charge them again after
- Threatened a custy taking pics with his cell phone, "Would you like me to put that phone back into your pocket, or up your fucking ASS??"
- I punched a guy in the face for grabbing my boob.
- I've always charged an "Ass-hole tax" for any guy who got the slightest bit out of line. They've always seemed proud to pay it ::)
- Tried to pull a beeper/cell phone/ random hard object out of a custy's pocket but it turned out to be his dick :-[
- Kicked guys in the balls. Beat the hell out of them. At their request, and was usually promptly told by management, "We don't sell hand jobs, and we certainly don't sell brutality!"
- Cursed out hundreds of men out for not tipping at the tip rail
- Hid under the vanity in the locker room to avoid show time/2-4-1/dollar dances

How do you go about charging the asshole tax? Today I had two customers who very much needed to give me a big tip and they didnt tip me anything. (one guy took his penis out and i was nice enough to continue dancing for him after he put it away, and another guy was just super grabby) I would assume if I say "um its the cost of a dance plus tax cuz you were a jerk during the dance" it wouldnt go over very well. So how do you convince them to pay you extra for making the experience miserable?

NicoleR
08-09-2008, 04:02 AM
when i worked in MA, i was doing a table dance. this guy was saying something that pissed me off (now i can't remember what it was).

anyway, i had on my 6" platform boots (wooden platform) on so i decided to turn my back to him, grab a chair behind me for balance, lifted my leg up and "mistakenly" kicked him in the nose. oops ;) .i turned around and acted surprised and apologized, offered to get him a paper towel since his nose started bleeding lol. it wasn't gushing, just a few dribbles.