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Tiff_7_17
06-10-2006, 08:09 PM
hey, ladies choice. but it is limited to whatever flavours are at the 7-11 we meet up at. fyi, cherry is my FAV.

springfield eh? well come on out boston way, and we'll hit up a 7-11 :P

You know? Now that I think about it folks...i've actually BEEN to 7-11 with this kid.

Ladies, believe me, he's good for it 8). No worries in the slurpie department.

Tiff_7_17
06-10-2006, 08:15 PM
A friend of mine (a Dutchman who hated Canadians for some reason) used to claim that all Canadian women have exceptionally hairy left arms because they drive their cars with the window down (holding on the roof?) even in the coldest weather. People like that probably don't wear shoes.

So, J, how many responses did you get? And how many are you going to follow up?

That is the funniest and most ridiculous thing i've heard all day. Lol. And i'm Dutch-Canadian.

Here's a picture of my arm...in all its hairy glory, lol.

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d16/tiff_7_17/meee.jpg

sander8son
06-26-2006, 12:29 AM
tiff's just pretending to show off her arm. its really just a hot pic of her cleavage in disguise.

but back to the thread.

heres a new one i just posted. This one is for Toronto. But i posted basically a carbon copy(dates changed) for ottawa too. though ottawa's craigslist doesn't seem to be all that popular. I have gotten a response from a guy for this toronto ad. hes too busy to hang out, but he gave me a shitload of ideas. so that was cool.

http://toronto.craigslist.org/act/175087943.html

and the text:

My buddy and I are going to be in Toronto next weekend. We'll be arriving late on July1 and hanging out all day July2. We're possibly looking for a people to hang out with and show us the city. Neither of us has ever been to Toronto. I'm 26, he's 23. We've got no majour expectations of activities to do. We're pretty open minded. If anyone's interested, let me know, maybe we can hang out.

sander8son
06-26-2006, 12:31 AM
one for montreal. and UGHHHHHHHH my french SUCKS!!!!!!!!

http://montreal.craigslist.org/m4w/175481813.html

text:

Allo,

Pardon-moi, mon francais est tres mauvais. Nous sommes deux hommes american. nous habitons a Boston. J'ai 26ans, et mon ami a 23ans. Nous sommes aller a Canada pour vacances et sommes aller etre(eeek, sorry) a Montreal de July 4. Vous et vos amies voulez "to hang out" avec nous? questions pour moi?

I better write that in english too, since my french sucks! My friend(23male) and i(26 male) will be in montreal on july 4. If you and any friends want to hang out with us, let me know. i attached a cheesy posed pic of me. fire away with any questions.

lookin for francaphone and/or english speaking ladies.

Merci,

Jim

sander8son
07-17-2006, 09:09 PM
My latest example of how i have too much free time(a.k.a. insomnia):

http://boston.craigslist.org/cas/182923019.html


text:
"A/An ___________ is a terrible thing to waste.

How creative can you broads get? "

lunchbox
07-17-2006, 11:17 PM
I did a double take when I read the subject, because I read it as "Black - m4w...."

sander8son
07-18-2006, 09:03 AM
well, "a throbbing black cock" would be a possible correct answer. however, i havne't received a single response. boston sucks.

yoda57us
07-18-2006, 10:41 PM
Sandy: Craig's List is "hot" right now. Too many scams and busts. Leave it to whore's and whore mongers to screw up a free lunch...I applaud your consistancy and really like your new avatar...

sander8son
07-19-2006, 12:49 AM
Sandy: Craig's List is "hot" right now. Too many scams and busts. Leave it to whore's and whore mongers to screw up a free lunch...I applaud your consistancy and really like your new avatar...

thanks, the avatar is a self portrait after i got my implants. ive gotten responses on CL, just rarely to the ones i want or from people that i want :-P

Jenny
07-26-2006, 11:05 AM
Drat. Drat, drat, drat. This is not my ad. But it ought to be.

http://toronto.craigslist.org/rnr/186062628.html

sander8son
07-27-2006, 07:57 AM
hah, thats great! if you're going to have garden gnomes, then i think giving them sex toys is the way to go anyway. this person was just doing whoever a favour. GAY GARDEN GNOME GANG-BANG!

cherryripeboy
07-28-2006, 11:40 PM
God I love garden gnome jokes. Can't the neighbours take a joke? Better than grafiti. I'd just love to see the culprits come back. if they are wise the will not.

sander8son
07-29-2006, 08:24 AM
I've got nothing to do today. lucky you people, more posting fun:

http://boston.craigslist.org/ers/187697143.html

and the text:

Pussy Lickin - m4w - 25

Reply to:
Date: 2006-07-29, 11:20AM EDT


25 white male. Large tongue. I just had left over sushi for breakfast. Now its time for me to eat your fishy feast. Pussy licking, $100. Respond via email.

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**EDIT: i did have left over sushi for breakfast....with a bowl of ice cream

sander8son
07-29-2006, 09:46 AM
ok, so i got a response from a pro thinking i wanted to pay $100. fuck that! IM THE WHORE!

so i edited it:



25 white male. Large tongue. I just had left over sushi for breakfast. Now its time for me to eat your fishy feast. Pussy licking. Your satisfaction will only cost you $100 . Respond via email.

sander8son
08-01-2006, 07:47 AM
nobody cares, BUT last night i wrote a couple stories. never written a sex story before. but some chick wanted them, so i figured, why not? so, end of the night she wanted a story of what i would do to wake her up. so i wrote one... decided to post it on craigslist. wasn't sure where. figured it was too ditry for anywhere but cas encounters, so i tagged on a little "what are you doing tomorrow morning" at the end(lame, but otherwise, wouldve been a pointless post.

http://boston.craigslist.org/cas/188802190.html

and the text(its long... which is the opposite of my cock):

I awoke, naked, and rolled over to find your naked body next to mine. You've got your back to me and the sheets are pulled back a bit showing your back and the curve of your upper body. I pull myself in close to you, resting my dick bewteen your ass cheeks, while i hold onto one of your breasts with my free hand. I pull back your hair to expose your ear and neck and begin to softly kiss you up and down the ear and side of your neck. You dont open your eyes, but i can your you give off a little sigh/moan. I continue to hold you like this for a few minutes, resting, all the while tracing my finger over and around your nipple and areola. After a while i move my hand down your body; slowly tracing all the curves and lines of your chest, torso,hips and thighs with alternating fingers and motions. I focus my finger tracing on your thighs, working my way inward. Though you're still asleep you give off a little groan and subconsciously lift your leg roll over onto your back, giving me full access to your cute little pussy lips. I gently carress your labia up and down with my hand, trying to excite you, but not awake you. Then i kiss your nipple and continue to kiss your stomach all the way down to your pussy. I notice you open your eyes a tad once or twice and you try to say something, but all that comes out is some unintelligible mumble. At this point, I'm ready to wake you, so i take my tongue and.....

....swirl it forcefully from side to side between your labia working my way from the bottom to the top. You quiver, and take in a deep breath as you fully wake up and look down on me. "mmmmmmm,.. hi." you manage to get out with a whisper. i look up with a smirk, then immediately get back to work. kissing your upper inner thighs. one, then the other. then i start to kiss your labia, from just below your clit downward. I take the left side of your labia into my mouth and suck it all the way from bottom to top,then do the same with your right side. then i take my tongue and do a broad stroke from top to bottom, spreading your lips as i move it upward, and back down again. I make two more passes, upward to your excellently manicured landing strip, downward to just below your pussy,and up and down again. i grab a pillow, lift you up a bit from your ass and place the pillow under you. this gives me a better angle to thrust my tongue deep inside you. Thrusting my tongue in and out while flicking/curling it up and down,then left and right. you let out a moan to let me know you're enjoying it. i can taste your sweet and salty pussy juices in my mouth. i keep going for a few more thrusts, then pull my tongue out and do another broad lick up your entire pussy, stopping at the clit where i do several light tension flicks on your clit for 5seconds(about 20 flicks). eventually i stop and swirl my tongue around the outside of your clit; clockwise a few times, then counterclockwise a few times. i like to change things up to keep the sensations varying, so i begin to gently nibble your clit.

Then i take my right hand and insert two fingers into your pussy while sucking HARD on your clit. pressing my two fingers upwardwith a lot of force to press on your g-spot, slowly vibrating them. you moan and gyrate wildly. If i keep going, you might cum, but im not ready for you to cum yet. so i stop sucking on your clit and start to slid my fingers in and out of your pussy, avoiding your g-spot. i go deeper and deeper with my fingers, until i have themso deep that im rubbing your cervix. again, you start to moan and gyrate your hips, so i back off the presure and slowly remove my fingers. i look at you and suck all your sweet and creamy pussy juice off them. i bring my face back down again to your pussy and you watch as i slowly stick out my tongue to lick you.... buti pause just before i make contact with your pussy and look you in the eyes. i pull my tongue back in my mouth, then move my face a little higher up and again slowly stick out my tongue just millimeters from your clit,i start to flick my tongue, but never make contact with you.... you give out a frustrated moan and bite your lip with a look on your face thats just begging me to make you cum.

I chuckle a little, then repeatedly flick my tongue on your clit faster than anyone has before. you moan wildly. i suck your clit into my mouth, biting down on it gently to hold it in place with my teeth, while i flick it with my tongue. you're starting to gyrate, so i stopbiting it and instead lick your clit with broad strokes of my powerful tongue. im applying as much force to it with my tongue as i can and you're shaking, gyrating and screaming....Until you blast me with your cum, soaking my face. while getting hit with your sweet cum i continue to lick away until you're done. i lick up as much of your cum as i can. wipe my face off, gently give your pussy a spank and say, "good morning"


So, what are you doing tomorrow morning?

mr_punk
08-01-2006, 10:47 PM
**EDIT: i did have left over sushi for breakfast....with a bowl of ice cream:yuck:now, that's the most disgusting thing i have read on SCJ ever. btw, nice rack, sandy.

sander8son
08-04-2006, 11:08 AM
I need lube, so here goes:

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/bar/190060695.html

I want LUBE

Reply to: [email protected] ([email protected]?subject=I%20want%20LUBE)
Date: 2006-08-04, 2:00PM EDT


I'm looking for a bottle or two of lube. Not too picky as to which kind. Open to several varieties. Doesn't have to be a full bottle, but atleast half full.

Items I'm interested in trading:

Old VHS movies
An unopened box of Trojan Supra Polyeurethan condoms(expired in june 06)
Paperback copy of "Things Fall Apart" by Chinua Achebe
Unused rolls of Kodak colour film(iso 400)
Anything in paticular you might be looking for?
Or I'll let you take a few pics of my ass(FYI, I'm a guy)

Let me know!

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so thats the ad. That book ive had for 8 years now. had to read it freshman year at college. i hated it. lol. i thinkthats my favourite part of all of this

merely_lurking
08-04-2006, 04:18 PM
If you had the original hardcover version, signed by the author, it would be a no-brainer. :P

sander8son
08-05-2006, 12:38 AM
hahah, nope, this is a paperback complete with my notes in it. FYI, the lube post got flagged... im contesting it

Classic'sMontana
08-07-2006, 02:21 PM
I need lube, so here goes:

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/bar/190060695.html

I want LUBE

Reply to: [email protected] ([email protected]?subject=I%20want%20LUBE)
Date: 2006-08-04, 2:00PM EDT


I'm looking for a bottle or two of lube. Not too picky as to which kind. Open to several varieties. Doesn't have to be a full bottle, but atleast half full.

Items I'm interested in trading:

Old VHS movies
An unopened box of Trojan Supra Polyeurethan condoms(expired in june 06)
Paperback copy of "Things Fall Apart" by Chinua Achebe
Unused rolls of Kodak colour film(iso 400)
Anything in paticular you might be looking for?
Or I'll let you take a few pics of my ass(FYI, I'm a guy)

Let me know!

---------------------------------------------------------------------

so thats the ad. That book ive had for 8 years now. had to read it freshman year at college. i hated it. lol. i thinkthats my favourite part of all of this
:rotfl:

sander8son
08-09-2006, 11:34 PM
so i actually got a response to the story one... no idea if its really a chick(and if so if its someone even remotely close to me or serious) but i dont care. im just having fun.

sander8son
08-14-2006, 09:57 AM
so i actually got a response to the story one... no idea if its really a chick(and if so if its someone even remotely close to me or serious) but i dont care. im just having fun.

yah, so that didn't work out. lol...... but anyway on to a more serious listing i just created in missed connections:

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mis/193993137.html
Dearest Generic Woman - m4w - 26

Reply to: [email protected] ([email protected]?subject=Dearest%20Generic %20Woman%20-%20m4w%20-%2026)
Date: 2006-08-14, 12:54PM EDT


I saw you sometime durring this current decade. You had a face, atleast one arm, two legs, breasts bigger than mine and if I remember correctly, nostrils. You were looking at stuff in and around new england at a place that had things and you had the cutest smile ever.

You may remember me, I was the one wearing a shirt, pants and shoes! But you'll most likely remember me as the one who wasn't breathing, for you took my breath away. I gawked at you with my mouth agape for a solid two seconds, until your eyes caught my gaze. Upon which I naturally pissed myself and ran away leaving a urine trail all the way home. I was hoping you'd follow that trail, but alas, you didn't.

I'm just hoping to possibly rekindle that special moment with you. I thought perhaps we could meet up at a coffeeshop or bar? You could sit at one end and I could sit diagonally at the opposite end and we could stare at each for a few minutes without saying a word(I don't like to talk to women, it makes me nervous). Then we could go our seperate ways and hopefully see each other again briefly in the next 5 to 10 years. Maybe by then I'll be comfortable enough to wave or even say hi to you.

sander8son
08-30-2006, 06:24 PM
i decided to respond to this post:

http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/rnr/200950887.html

"You people definetly have nothing to do, talking about kicking puppies and friggin "judge my cock", c'mon now.....seriously! Grow the fuck up."

with this:

http://boston.craigslist.org/bmw/rnr/201086833.html

Judge my COCK!!!!!

Reply to: [email protected] ([email protected]?subject=Judge%20my%20COCK %21%21%21%21%21)
Date: 2006-08-30, 7:55PM EDT


I haven't measured it, but every chick I've ever been with has said its too big for her. What do you think?



no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
http://d.im.craigslist.org/T6/i3/SqGh5XEQM7ABT8mjeCFVd24Toix4.jpg

sander8son
09-05-2006, 08:57 AM
Not mine, but a great ad none the less(that i had to respond to) in the w4m section:

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/w4m/203167105.html


Pirate seeks Ninja... - 20

Reply to: [email protected] ([email protected]?subject=Pirate%20seeks%20 Ninja...%20-%2020)
Date: 2006-09-05, 10:36AM EDT


for Epic Battles on the Common or Harvard YARRGD. Let's settle this once and for all.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------

my email reply:

Ahoy Matey To:[email protected] If yeee need help fighting the ninja, let me know. After all, we pirates only fight unfair battles. And together we can share in the ninja's booty.

Ok, I'm not even sure what I'm implying there, but great post.

Attached photo to prove my authenticity.

Captain Jimbo

Rip
09-05-2006, 11:32 AM
if you're going to have garden gnomes, then i think giving them sex toys is the way to go anyway.

-- Well, the key issue is how the gnomes feel about it. Nonconsensual sex-toy placement on gnomes clearly indicates deep-seated "control" issues & mebbe even bullying to cover up feelings of inadequacy. Why not pick on someone yr own size? (Of course, if you *are* roughly that size, pls ignore that last. . . .)

Have you asked them?

Rip

sander8son
09-05-2006, 06:38 PM
rip, i haven't seen them as it wasn't part of my toronto trip. maybe next time though.

Nina77
09-05-2006, 06:41 PM
http://syracuse.craigslist.org/rnr/203483489.html

mr_punk
09-12-2006, 06:20 PM
LOL.....hell, it looks like i wrote that ad. sandy, if this is your ad. it's a masterpiece.

cherryripeboy
09-12-2006, 06:26 PM
http://syracuse.craigslist.org/rnr/203483489.html


That one should belong in our lasting too long thread:

http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=71598

lol

sander8son
09-13-2006, 08:07 PM
kat and yoda know me too well. NOPE wasn't me. And when it comes to photography I've put up legitimate modelling ad's, not for porn. and usually on myspace, not craigslist. seriously, you think I'm paying chicks to model for me? FUCK NO! but im honored that you think im this pervereted ;-)

sander8son
10-03-2006, 05:47 PM
I don't know what came over me. But I joke about doing this all the time, so i figured i may as well post about it. If you follow the link, theres a picture of my ass in the post too.

http://boston.craigslist.org/bmw/cas/215721456.html

tits IN ass - m4w - 26

Reply to: [email protected] ([email protected]?subject=tits%20IN%20ass%2 0-%20m4w%20-%2026)
Date: 2006-10-03, 8:38PM EDT


I'm a 26 year old straight male boob-lover whos interested in exploring. I'm hoping to find a woman who would be interested in squeezing her tits into my tight asshole. Starting with just one and working our way up to both inside me. My asshole will be freshly showered, shaved and lubed waiting for your ample jugs to slide their way into my dark love canal.

sander8son
10-03-2006, 05:49 PM
Ok, I'm going to toot my own horn here. I think thats fucking hillarious and she be nominated for "best of". I'm not going to "report" it as best of myself. Not sure you even can do it for you own(you probably can). I just think im great.

Casual Observer
10-04-2006, 08:59 AM
I'm a 26 year old straight male boob-lover whos interested in exploring. I'm hoping to find a woman who would be interested in squeezing her tits into my tight asshole.

You have outdone yourself, Sandy.

<S> Sandy

vegasric
10-13-2006, 10:50 PM
sweet.. I will try vegas..

vegasric
10-13-2006, 10:59 PM
http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/cas/220380547.html

sander8son
10-15-2006, 11:48 AM
ooooo-kay. well i guess imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, but atleast try to be somewhat original. you almost copied it word for word.

VikingHelmet
10-15-2006, 05:44 PM
I met a girl from CL (not from casual encounters, heh) here in Austin. First night we hung out we ended up having sex.

The whole time I just figured that it's worth it for the sake of having an interesting experience and story for the future ! And of course I took protective measures, cause after the alcohol goes out of the system, you gotta ask yourself "man....does she do this often ?...."

sander8son
10-15-2006, 07:32 PM
hah, ive recently been seeing a chick that i met from the Missed Connections section of CL. We didn't fuck the first night, but we fooled around, no booze needed.

vegasric
10-16-2006, 05:39 AM
I got 4 replies.. 1 girl.. and 3 gays..

sander8son
10-16-2006, 08:01 AM
kicked my ass. boston sucks. i got one gay guy, who incidently had previously responded to another post of mine. I didn't take him up on his offer then, and I dont plan on it now.

sander8son
10-16-2006, 11:12 AM
latest one:

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/cas/221397643.html (http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/cas/221397643.html)


Burning tongue - m4w - 26

Reply to: [email protected] ([email protected]?subject=Burning%20tongue% 20-%20m4w%20-%2026)
Date: 2006-10-16, 2:08PM EDT


I just ate a habenero pepper. My tongue is on fire. Here's your chance to have your pussy licked by a burning hot tongue. Any chicks want the sensation transfered to their clit, email me back.

lunchbox
10-16-2006, 12:41 PM
Find the picture of you with wing sauce on your face, zoom in and crop, then post it along with the add.

sander8son
10-16-2006, 12:45 PM
hahahah, good call!

sander8son
10-19-2006, 10:15 AM
how do i come up with this stuff?

http://boston.craigslist.org/bmw/mis/222844242.html

My virginity - 26

Reply to: [email protected] ([email protected]?subject=My%20virginity%20-%2026)
Date: 2006-10-19, 1:13PM EDT


Dearest virginity. We had a lot of great years together. Some good times, some bad times, a lot of heartache. Unfortunately, we parted ways a while back. Occaisonally I look back at old times and think of what could've been. But we were foolish. We both knew our relationship wouldn't last forever. I'm sorry about deceiving you and telling you how special you were to me. But to be honest, I never really liked you very much. I just used you as a convenient excuse not to sleep with an undesirable chick that time. I didn't really avoid sex with her out of love for you. I realize now its lost forever, but I'm just hoping you'll forgive me. I hear you're living in someone else's pants now and I'm wishing you two all the best.

Thanks for being there with me all those years.

Sincerely,

Jim

vegasric
10-19-2006, 03:52 PM
yea.. I think vegas has a lot of freaks in it.. I like to post in a couple of different cities and see the different replies.

sander8son
11-02-2006, 11:28 PM
http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/cas/229492721.html

Sick of big dicks? - m4w - 25

Reply to: [email protected] ([email protected]?subject=Sick%20of%20big%2 0dicks%3f%20-%20m4w%20-%2025)
Date: 2006-11-03, 1:26AM EST


Are you a woman who's sick of guys with huge dicks tearing you appart? Looking for a change? Look no further! Short-dick McGee is here to answer all your prayers. I promise you won't feal a thing!

lunchbox
11-03-2006, 12:26 PM
Instead of short dick McGee, try 'needle dick the bug fucker'*

* phrase courtesy of Poppa lunchbox

sander8son
11-03-2006, 01:10 PM
LOL, thanks for the tip, but I dont think i'll be getting a response either way to that one.

Jenny
11-18-2006, 11:12 AM
http://toronto.craigslist.org/cas/236697001.html

So. Anyone want to read the replies?
I'm a little taken aback to learn that a whole lotta guys view going down on a girl as a "deviant sexual act".

sander8son
11-18-2006, 11:56 PM
http://toronto.craigslist.org/cas/236697001.html

So. Anyone want to read the replies?
I'm a little taken aback to learn that a whole lotta guys view going down on a girl as a "deviant sexual act".

forget the replies, I want to read the post. it was removed by the CL community. do you have a copy of the text?