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Jenny
11-19-2006, 08:23 AM
Wow, I was flagged? That just seems unfair. I wasn't suggesting anything illegal, nor did I post anything pornographic. Now I'm just offended.
Jenny
11-19-2006, 08:24 AM
I feel like committing some deviant sexual acts - w4m
Email me with your suggestions. Make it good or I won't email back.
I wouldn't worry about what I look like, because, honestly, I'm probably better looking than you. I just feel like slumming this week.
sander8son
11-19-2006, 08:31 AM
heh, nice. was it in casual encounters? I think what some guys do is flag the post after they reply in an effort to remove it from the site and therefor decrease the number of responses the woman gets. And by decreasing the number of responses it ups the chance (in their mind) that she'll pick him. What they don't get is that if she only gets 5 responses and all are unsatisfactory she'll either ignore them or post something else. It's not a bad strategy. But I'm just not sure how effective it is.
Ok, so lets see the responses.
Jenny
11-19-2006, 08:42 AM
I did get like 10 000; and I have to confess that I didn't read ALL of them. I will try to compile a "best of" for you.
Although I have to say again - an odd number of CL posters in this city evidently think that performing oral sex on a woman is a deviant act.
mr_punk
11-19-2006, 09:09 AM
Although I have to say again - an odd number of CL posters in this city evidently think that performing oral sex on a woman is a deviant act.perhaps, they're planning on adding this (http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=77384) into the mix.
Jenny
11-19-2006, 03:41 PM
Well:
** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html
how bout you break your foot off in your ass, hows that for a deviant act you arrogant fucking cunt
sander8son
11-19-2006, 06:24 PM
hmmm, kicking her in the cunt with her own foot. novel approach. i like it. We'll start testing in the morning.
mr_punk
11-19-2006, 06:46 PM
LOL...well, it's not what i was talking about, but it's close enough to the general area.
Jenny
11-19-2006, 07:24 PM
I thought you'd appreciate that suggestion. In fact, it occured to me that it was from you.
sander8son
11-21-2006, 03:32 PM
so thats it? just one? what happened to the other 9,999 responses?
Jenny
11-21-2006, 06:26 PM
Gosh, I forgot.
You'll have to settle for a random sampling rather than best of.
Jenny
11-21-2006, 06:37 PM
Here you go.
* CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html (http://javascript%3Cb%3E%3C/b%3E:ol%28%27http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html%27%29;)
i'd like to push my hard cock up your ass while facing you and your legs are over my shoulders, and make you cum with a vibrator in your pussy....if you're also interested in a bit of bondage also, i think we can work something out :-)....you up for this?
nice add and I fell the same this week.....I'm easy handsome going European Gentleman and I'm very talent in the bed room....and I huge sex drive....Outside of bedroom I like to have romantic dinner with you....??
How about Sunday evening at 07.00 PM???
Your truly
and a whole of lot personal and business contact information, including a photograph, snipped
** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html (http://javascript%3Cb%3E%3C/b%3E:ol%28%27http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html%27%29;)
I can please to aim and aim to please. If you want nothing but hours of orgasms then look me up. Ok if you think you are better looking then me then ok. A blossoming modelling career tells me i might be just a bit better looking then you? LoL! But after being around vain people the last thing i think about are looks so I judge people by their minds . . .
Finally a girl who's "probably" better looking than I am!
So you feel like slumming it, eh?
Why don't we meet up at the Dufferin Mall and fuck in the Wal-Mart bathroom...
Or you could just come to my house and let me Dominate you and get good and aggressive with you - and make tons of noise, and wake up my hungover housemates...
Or we can go cruising for a hot, little 18 year-old to share...
Or, why don't we dress you up like a naughty little trollop and parade you around Queen Street... We can walk past where the girl I'm dating works and give her a bit of a show through the front window...
Damn, Miss.
The possibilities are endless.
Come get it!
** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
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** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
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Learn to be my human toilet?
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Hello Sexy...
hey babe hope you don’t mind but Can I flirt with you?,
I must say Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track,
I must see all the curves will you let me..?
Babe, I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? Then hold up a mirror this will surely put a smile on your face did it??? When I saw your pic I think I dropped something, it was my jaw, just wanted to ask was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!!!....
Babe, I am a very honest cute male from Mississauga and also a great kisser, that is seeking for a wild sexy female and hoping that I can find that in you? if you are what I am looking for please give me your msn or yahoo msger so we can start to chat and take it from there...
I’m not into mind games or looking for anything serious just fun maybe some bedroom games will be nice... in other words "friends with benefits....could it be you?"
Only reason I am looking for “friends with benefits” be I dumped my girlfriend she cheated on me but I sort her miss her now but I miss the good sex we had and now seeking for some amazing sex that will make me forget her can you do that??
** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html (http://javascript%3Cb%3E%3C/b%3E:ol%28%27http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html%27%29;)
shut up you ugly whore, only frogs would fuck you.
Hint: Paper bag. and a whole lot of alcohol.
** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html (http://javascript%3Cb%3E%3C/b%3E:ol%28%27http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html%27%29;)
Just licking and cuddling..it is good
u have to suck mine in return
* CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html (http://javascript%3Cb%3E%3C/b%3E:ol%28%27http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html%27%29;)
ha ha..
had to laugh, and write you too.. so u feel like slumming it...
hmmmm...
ok.. really, i'm mid 30's good looking, ( maybe not as gd looking as you ),
but we'll see about that, it would be fun to find out.
i can entertain if you'd like, i do have a roommate, but he's downstairs,
i live near the Danforth downtown, good job, clean, just
bored.
i do like to please, and if you're sexy, i can go all night !
you'll like my pkg too. i'd start on the couch with some
casual conversation, then i would kiss your neck and nibble your
ears, probably reach for your breasts and place my lips on them.
before you know it, it could get hot and heavy, if you please.
anyways, we could chat on the phone or msn if your up for it.
i'm a late night owl anyways.
i don't think you'd be disappointed, and if you want a pic,
i could send you one.
cheers, for now sweetie...
sander8son
11-21-2006, 11:23 PM
I like the poor spelling and grammar, makes me feel real smartlike :D But stop withholding the pics bitch! i find it hard to jerk off to text. i need images of smooth european men!!!
I can please to aim and aim to please. If you want nothing but hours of orgasms then look me up. Ok if you think you are better looking then me then ok. A blossoming modelling career tells me i might be just a bit better looking then you? LoL! But after being around vain people the last thing i think about are looks so I judge people by their minds . . .
"AFTER" being around vain people? seems like he's around one every second of his life. "hours of orgasms?" I'm guessing thats not even possible, which makes him liar. so now i dont think he's a model or hot. but you should probably fuck him to find out.
Learn to be my human toilet?
Ok, thats pretty good. sounds like something i'd say. short and sweet and not very serious. I think this guy realizes youre fucking around and is just tossing some back at ya.
Hello Sexy...
hey babe hope you don’t mind but Can I flirt with you?,
I must say Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track,
I must see all the curves will you let me..?
Babe, I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? Then hold up a mirror this will surely put a smile on your face did it??? When I saw your pic I think I dropped something, it was my jaw, just wanted to ask was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!!!....
Babe, I am a very honest cute male from Mississauga and also a great kisser, that is seeking for a wild sexy female and hoping that I can find that in you? if you are what I am looking for please give me your msn or yahoo msger so we can start to chat and take it from there...
I’m not into mind games or looking for anything serious just fun maybe some bedroom games will be nice... in other words "friends with benefits....could it be you?"
Only reason I am looking for “friends with benefits” be I dumped my girlfriend she cheated on me but I sort her miss her now but I miss the good sex we had and now seeking for some amazing sex that will make me forget her can you do that??
Where do i begin? How about if you're going to use a cheesy pick up line, use ONLY one jackass. otherwise you just sound like a broken record. A chick who likes cheesy pickup lines will shrug off a second one, but once you start the third you're just an ass. they're supposed to be ice breakers, not the entire conversation(unless you just want to say pickup lines without ever picking her up)::).
And talking about how you miss your ex, always a good way to score chicks. they love desperate and needy. i'm sure the sex would be amazing, what with him pretending you were the ex and talking about her the whole time. "oh my ex loved when i did this to her...." maybe you could talk about the guy with the biggest dick you've ever fucked and how he fucked you so much better. another winner!
Just licking and cuddling..it is good
u have to suck mine in return
Make up your mind. you're either sensative or aggressive. This guy reminds me of myself. just a nutcase who's worrying about image.
Anyway, good work. great responses! Looks like i wouldn't be the most pathetic guy in toronto. thats a good sign.
mr_punk
11-22-2006, 07:46 AM
Learn to be my human toilet?now, that's a deviant sex act. the only problem is that he doesn't sound too sure about it himself.
shut up you ugly whore, only frogs would fuck you. Hint: Paper bag. and a whole lot of alcohol.ok..it's not as creative as a breaking a foot off in your ass, but the frogs, paper bag and booze bit makes it funny.
Just licking and cuddling..it is good u have to suck mine in returnnow is this any way to respond to an ad looking for deviant sexual acts? i think someone from CC wrote this response. LOL..cuddle biatch.
Anyway, good work. great responses!i agree. i didn't know CL had so many male models/sex machines with vibrating tounges.
Jenny
11-22-2006, 10:00 AM
I like the poor spelling and grammar, makes me feel real smartlike :D But stop withholding the pics bitch! i find it hard to jerk off to text. i need images of smooth european men!!!
I just can't. That's too mean. I think it might be some kind rule violation.
I mean, I get responding to the ad. It's like "well, it's probably fake, but email only takes a second, on the offchance", right? But why, why, why would you include all this personal information? I have business information, business websites that have photos that - as it would happen - correspond to compromising photos that people send me. I mean, I am tempted to email some of these idiots back asking for a SIN and Credit Card information - just while they're at it.
"AFTER" being around vain people? seems like he's around one every second of his life. "hours of orgasms?" I'm guessing thats not even possible, which makes him liar. so now i dont think he's a model or hot. but you should probably fuck him to find out.
I don't think fucking him would reveal whether or not he was a model. Although I particularly liked the "I don't judge people by their looks - just on whether they are having random sex with strangers off of CL"
Ok, thats pretty good. sounds like something i'd say. short and sweet and not very serious. I think this guy realizes youre fucking around and is just tossing some back at ya.
Yeah. I should email him back too. "hey... that sounds interesting..."
Make up your mind. you're either sensative or aggressive. This guy reminds me of myself. just a nutcase who's worrying about image. Another one I am tempted to respond to:
"Sorry, if I have to reciprocate the deal's off."
Anyway, good work. great responses! Looks like i wouldn't be the most pathetic guy in toronto. thats a good sign.
Yeah, there are a lot of pathetic guys in Toronto. Apparently. Although I have been complaining to everyone who listens (I've done it here twice) that oral sex IS NOT a deviant act. It is really making me worry about the quality of "normal" - like, non-deviant - sex in this city.
now is this any way to respond to an ad looking for deviant sexual acts? i think someone from CC wrote this response. LOL..cuddle biatch.
NO! No, it isn't. If I ever do this again, I'll have to put in "Oral sex doesn't count. No it doesn't count just because you do it in public. Or in the shower. Or standing up. Or with your mouth (!?!, like what the hell?). Or if you have penetrative sex after. Or if you tie her legs down... well, maybe if you tie her legs down... is bondage that lite still deviant? Or if we don't talk first. Or if we haven't met first. Or if you are black. Or if you have long hair. There could be more variations that I haven't read yet.
Jenny
11-22-2006, 10:09 AM
And one I actually did respond to - I know, I know. Exams are coming up. I'm under stress. Insulting and annoying random strangers seems to be cathartive in some way. I took out both email addresses.
Him
** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY ** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home ** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping ** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html
Hey you sick fuck...shouldn't you be posting in 'men who love little boys' on some Hungarian porn site? You fuckin' sick queer, you need the shit beat outta you-posing as some chick to get your kicks. You must have an insanely boring life. Karma will come back to fuck you up in a big way asshole face...
Me
Hmm. Thank you for your response, but this is not really the kind of deviancy I was looking for. Try m4m or t4m. Good luck!
Him
Oh you're funny...How's that comedic career goin' for ya? You're Toodles The Clown right! *Yawn*...Fuck off loser.
Me
Again - thanks for responding, but this really isn't the kind of thing I'm into. Seriously. This won't work out. I'm not role playing. But I do appreciate the response. I hope you find someone more appropriate for your particular needs.
Him
Ok...what fuckin' planet are you from anyway?!! I'm slamming you because you're an ass, and even if you are in fact a woman, I'm still slamming you,because again, you're an ass. :D Comprende?? The only strawberry hair [reference to my email address] you have is that Peggy Bundy wig you wear when you roam the loney streets of Queerville at night. You wanna verbally rumble with me?!! Bring it...
Me:
Look, I know you want it to happen. But it isn't going to happen; I'm sorry but I think I've made clear that I will not okay you being anywhere near my ass. Really, you will better serve yourself pursuing some other ad or listing.Truly - good luck. I'm sure you are very good at what you do, it's just not what I'm looking for at this time.
Thank you. Really. But no.
Him
You're crazy...truly... and now you are SPAM.
Wow. I just re-read this. I'm really, really annoying.
Fortunately, in this circumstance, I find it super-funny.
DylanAngel
11-22-2006, 10:53 AM
^^^That dialogue is priceless. I could feel his frustration from here. Great entertainment Jenny.
sander8son
11-22-2006, 12:22 PM
first off, oral sex can be deviant... if say, me and five of my friends shit in some chicks box and made you eat her out. while we pissed on your face and spanked your ass.
that dialogue you had with that guy.... crazy. seriously, what was his deal? i should cuddle with him <day dreams>. and howcome nobody brought me to the streets of Queerville when i was up in the GTA? :(
Been a while since i've posted something on CL. guess i just haven't been creative enough lately. but thanks for picking up the torch.
Jenny
11-22-2006, 03:24 PM
Well.
I can't help but think that it would be the scat and waterplay that would make that deviant and not the oral. Am I being too literal?
Nobody took you to queersville when you were in Toronto?
sander8son
11-22-2006, 04:53 PM
Well.
I can't help but think that it would be the scat and waterplay that would make that deviant and not the oral. Am I being too literal?
Thats funny, i view those as being natural. Everybody pees and poops. but nobody naturally sticks their face in someones midsection(that would be perverted and gross)
Nobody took you to queersville when you were in Toronto?
No :'( my ass stayed completely intact!!!
xdamage
11-22-2006, 05:26 PM
Although I have to say again - an odd number of CL posters in this city evidently think that performing oral sex on a woman is a deviant act.
It must be a canadian thing.
The only real issues are, is your partner STD free, and there is nothing going on down there like a yeast infection, but other then that, it seems like a fairly normal part of sex play.
The Snark
11-22-2006, 07:22 PM
It must be a canadian thing.
I think there's a provision of the Charter that protects our right not to go down on women. It's a sex act that's impossible to perform while watching hockey, and therefore is an abomination before God.
Jenny
11-22-2006, 08:02 PM
Section 2(f).
I am now officially in love.
xdamage
11-23-2006, 09:56 PM
Does this mean we actually have something in common Jenny?
Smokeless
11-23-2006, 10:18 PM
And one I actually did respond to - I know, I know. Exams are coming up. I'm under stress. Insulting and annoying random strangers seems to be cathartive in some way. I took out both email addresses. ... Wow. I just re-read this. I'm really, really annoying. Fortunately, in this circumstance, I find it super-funny.
Oh, my! This whole thing is priceless!
Jenny
11-24-2006, 07:39 AM
I think, though, that Sandy’s right. Getting responses on CL by saying that you are a woman looking for a hook up is like shooting fish in a barrel. With a machine gun. Next time I might try to make them do tricks, and see what I get then. Like “tell me your favourite bridge from a Leonard Cohen song, and we’ll see if it meets with my approval”.
Or "Please send me your social insurance number and credit card information so I can verify that you are of legal age." I just want to know how many people would do it.
Katrine
11-25-2006, 03:46 PM
.
Or "Please send me your social insurance number and credit card information so I can verify that you are of legal age." I just want to know how many people would do it.
Just ask for the SIN (hehehehehe, its acronym is SIN) on your CL ad. That's more feasible. See who responds......
sander8son
11-25-2006, 04:12 PM
Just ask for the SIN (hehehehehe, its acronym is SIN) on your CL ad. That's more feasible. See who responds......
It would be interesting to see if they'd give you that. Ofcorse, someone like me would just make up a name and #. So theres no real way to be sure you're getting accurate info. Also, thats asking for that information is a huge violation of CL rules. So be prepared to have that one flagged quickly.
Maybe in your post say something to the effect of, "but before you can have me you have to felch your own asshole after my husband pounds you in the ass with his 9" cock til he blows his load."
See how many responses you get that time.
Katrine
11-25-2006, 05:01 PM
I'm sure there would be some takers there too.
Jenny
11-25-2006, 09:10 PM
If I must:
http://toronto.craigslist.org/cas/239918956.html
I'll let you know if I get any replies.
sander8son
11-25-2006, 09:31 PM
Hah, fantastic. And your husband sounds delightful. I'm tempted to reply myself. But alas, thats a long commute.
Jenny
11-25-2006, 09:33 PM
And I've already been flagged.
I did get a couple of responses though.
Optimist
12-02-2006, 01:26 AM
OK, I couldn't just take your word for it. I had to post a message myself. HOLY CRAP have I gotten a lot of mail! Dick pics to last me a lifetime and a few hotties too! Men are just plain reckless!;D
Oh and one was a handsome attorney!!:O
Jenny
12-02-2006, 08:15 AM
Did you get any SIN or Credit Cards?
I didn't get any lawyers. Do you think I could use that as leverage to get a summer job, or would that be a bad way to start my career?
Optimist
12-02-2006, 04:25 PM
:rotfl: ^^^^LMAO! I don't know! That girl shtupping Christie Brinkley's husband got her job through her sexy connection to him! I guess, theoretically it's possible!
What shocks me is some are very hot and successful! I got a commodities broker, a film production worker... And just like you said, they sent pictures from business functions with the nekkid ones. One sent his WEDDING photo! They are off the chain! :rotfl:
Optimist
12-02-2006, 04:29 PM
Oh, I got about 45 messages and they're still coming in!! Oh, and they're so many big guns out there!!! :rotfl:
Jenny
12-02-2006, 04:40 PM
Okay, let's have a link.
Although really I just think there are 10 000 guys chasing the impossible dream of hot girls trolling craigslist for immediate sex. So getting the responses isn't really the thing - although I am amazed at how careless these guys are. There should be better warnings.
Optimist
12-02-2006, 06:29 PM
^^^^YES! It's like the women who get conned by bigamists and "rich, playboy" conmen. They really want to believe it's real. Testosterone must be one powerful drug!
sander8son
12-09-2006, 10:14 AM
And I've already been flagged.
I did get a couple of responses though.
come on, give it up already. lets see some responses!!!
Jenny
12-09-2006, 11:32 AM
^^^
Dude, if you really wanted me to share my amusing craigslist responses you should have thought of that before you called me a cunt.
sander8son
12-09-2006, 11:52 AM
^^^
Dude, if you really wanted me to share my amusing craigslist responses you should have thought of that before you called me a cunt.
LOL, aren't you a cunt though? And I'm pretty sure i called you much worse than that plenty of times in the past.
Jenny
12-10-2006, 02:02 PM
^^^
Okay. You probably have.
So this is the "I'm completely facinated but don't want to admit that I like cock" response:
I have to repsond - as I can't stop laughing! What a great ad !!!!!!!! Do me a favour - if you get any responses let me know as I cant believe how many weird people are out there on this site.
Lots of laughs
Buster
This is the "No, really, I'm in a position to be selective and discriminating" response:
I'd love to get creative with you (and you husband), and if I have to bend over and take his thick cock - bonus! I'm love to be the middle of a threeway doggystyle - me fucking you in the ass while your husband fucks me. I'd like to hear more about what you had in mind for us. Plus I'll need to know what you look like if you want to keep me interested.
I'm pretty sure this is the "I'm going to fuck so bad with my buddy who never should have told me the password to his hotmail account" response:
Hi 29 m muscular male here hoping to be selected to join u and your hubby. I have been pounded by 9' meat before. My idea is having him pound me while i lick u. So your yummy muffin can get warmed up too. After he is done you would get the full head to toe treatment (and believe me i would miss any spots) then i would unleash my cock and do u upside down till u moan. I got pics below hope u like what u see.
First pic I am the guy in the background spiked hair goatee balck puma top I got another one below and i can send more if u like hope to hear from u soon :D
And this responder you may remember from "even frogs wouldn't fuck you" fame. This time I got a photo.
If your husbands 9" ain't satisfying you then I will put it anywhere and everywhere and satisfy your every need.... prrrr
Joe
sander8son
12-10-2006, 04:20 PM
LOL, i like the second one the best. I think he just wants the cock and will PUT UP with you. Notice how wants to fuck you doggystyle IN THE ASS. that way he can pretend you're a guy while getting some thick man-sausage delivered to his bun factory.
the first guy reminds me of myself.
goodstuff
mr_punk
12-10-2006, 04:53 PM
Dude, if you really wanted me to share my amusing craigslist responses you should have thought of that before you called me a cunt.oh, sandy didn't mean anything by it. cunt is like a term of endearment to him.
So this is the "I'm completely facinated but don't want to admit that I like cock" response:http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/brandon.gif
And this responder you may remember from "even frogs wouldn't fuck you" fame. This time I got a photo.talk about passive-aggressive. first, he tell you to break your foot off in your own ass. now, he wants you.
LOL, i like the second one the best. I think he just wants the cock and will PUT UP with you. Notice how wants to fuck you doggystyle IN THE ASS. that way he can pretend you're a guy while getting some thick man-sausage delivered to his bun factory.LOL..i was thinking the same thing. jenny is the bonus (as long as she doesn't turn around and ruin the moment) and hubby is the prize.
sander8son
12-24-2006, 06:40 PM
GODDAMN IT boston is fucking boring.
Yes, its xmas eve so only the total losers of the world are on CL tonight, i realize that. I realize not everyone is christian, but if you have ANYone in your family that is, you're probably doing something withthe family tonight. And if you're jewish its national go to the movies and/or get chinese food night, so they're tied up to. So its just the WoW or some swill crowd. I posted this a while ago:
http://boston.craigslist.org/bmw/rnr/253191280.html
Family is at church
Reply to:
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[email protected]?subject=Family%20is%20at% 20church)
Date: 2006-12-24, 6:01PM EST
Everyone in my family just went to church except me. I feel like I should do something incredibly un-holy while they're all being "good christians". Any ideas? Anyone want to join/help me?
-26/m
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one post was flagged before i saw it. who knows what it said. who the fuck flagged a post that was responding to someone other than them? assclowns. Another said i'm too young. too young? since when is 26 too young for anything except certain senior citizen clubs? And two more have told me to masturbate. ooooo, wow, masturbate! how crazy and evil!!! i should post it on a real city's board to see what i get for responses.
sander8son
01-02-2007, 06:33 PM
http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/cas/256709162.html
The text:
Me want pussy - m4w - 23
Reply to:
[email protected] (
[email protected]?subject=Me%20want%20pussy %20-%20m4w%20-%2023)
Date: 2007-01-02, 7:54PM EST
You: cave girl, no pants.
Me: Drag you out of cave, make push-push til boom.
-Ugg
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Already got one reply:
"what a dick head"
sander8son
02-03-2007, 04:22 PM
I'm the only one that cares about this anymore, but what do i care?
This one is short, sweet, to the point, and half true:
http://boston.craigslist.org/bmw/cas/272992579.html (http://boston.craigslist.org/bmw/cas/272992579.html)
I JUST jerked off - m4w - 26
Reply to:
[email protected] (
[email protected]?subject=I%20JUST%20jerked %20off%20-%20m4w%20-%2026)
Date: 2007-02-03, 6:18PM EST
Who wants to cuddle?
Jenny
02-03-2007, 04:57 PM
Hold on. Let me post that and we can compare responses.
Keep in mind that there are a lot of guys, bitter about the male to female imbalance in CL personals, who take it upon themselves to police casual encounters. I generally find anything that doesn't explicitly say that I will suck cock or fuck them get flagged pretty fast.
Katrine
02-03-2007, 05:03 PM
Yes, I love this thread!
Nicolina
02-03-2007, 06:02 PM
Hold on. Let me post that and we can compare responses.
Yes! Let's do some craigslist social science, shall we?
You know, I don't think I've ever even been on craigslist. But I do enjoy the reports on the research projects you guys do over there. ;D