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Jenny
02-03-2007, 06:45 PM
I got like a lot of replies. I especially like the ones that really just want to hold me.
sander8son
02-04-2007, 04:50 AM
Hold on. Let me post that and we can compare responses.
Oooo! Fun! I can't think of a better thing to do while pooping.
I got like a lot of replies. I especially like the ones that really just want to hold me.
A LOT of replies? I got ONE and was suprised to even get that many. Ready for the content of that message? Here it is:
"Hahahaha!"
That was a direct quote. But hey, its better than the usual nothing.
sander8son
02-14-2007, 06:01 PM
This is one of my best. Its up there with the slurpee for a slurpee....
http://boston.craigslist.org/bmw/cas/278868273.html
text:
Alone on Valentine's day? - m4w - 26
Reply to:
[email protected] (
[email protected]?subject=Alone%20on%20Vale ntine%27s%20day%3f%20-%20m4w%20-%2026)
Date: 2007-02-14, 7:59PM EST
Ready to settle for anything?
Well then this is your lucky year, because ANYTHING just walked through the door!
26 year old male. I live with my parrents. I'm about 15 pounds overweight. I don't believe in romance, love, or committed relationships. Sub-par conversationalist and very self centered. I have a going no-where job and lots of debt. 5'8", 190 pounds.
Interested? You bet you are. Send a pic and a few reasons why I should chose you and maybe we'll meet up tonight for a drink or two and some sex that will be completely unfulfilling for the both of us.
Katrine
02-14-2007, 06:53 PM
We should mate!
sander8son
02-14-2007, 06:59 PM
We should mate!
I guess we can play chess. But, can I atleast fuck your knee-pits afterwards?
sander8son
02-25-2007, 10:03 AM
went to hooters afterwork yesterday with some friends. Joked around with our waitress about how we were going to Princesses on Ice. Decided to post a joke Missed Connection when I got home:
http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mis/284115860.html
Molly from Hooters - m4w - 26
Reply to:
[email protected] (
[email protected]?subject=Molly%20from%20Ho oters%20-%20m4w%20-%2026)
Date: 2007-02-24, 7:04PM EST
Hi Molly,
You were our cute waitress tonight. After dinner, a bunch of us went to Princesses on Ice at the Garden and were hoping you would accompany us. But alas, you never showed :'( Just wanted to let you know it was a fabulous show. And we should definately make plans to go to one of the other up-coming shows.
Toodles!
-Jim
Katrine
03-25-2007, 01:44 PM
Word to the wise: Jack Daniels and Craiglist are NOT to be consumed simultaneously! They really ought to have a breathalyzer test to access certain sites, lol!
The postings are actually either already flagged or taken down, but I summarize.
Basically, my friend and I decided it would be a great idea to invite well-endowed strangers to our hotel room to fuck me, with a photo of my half-nekid ass on the bed. As you can imagine, over 100 responses by morning. 90% being pictures of penises. Most of them were not all that well-hung either. Yup, lots of creepy pervos trolling Casual Encounters on a Saturday night....:D myself included, doh!
Except for one guy, he photographed his johnson with a can of Budweiser next to it, for aspect ratio I'm guessing.
They were even emailing after we took the posts down, mostly to ask if we ended up finding someone. Finally, one guy who responded was actually looking for a relationship, not just a one-night stand. To ensure he was serious, he also attached a pic of his prick. That makes sense..../:O
Richard_Head
03-25-2007, 01:59 PM
Damn you're hot Kat!!! Where do I send the penis picture?
Jenny
03-25-2007, 04:01 PM
Oh, you used a photo and everything!
I deleted my CL email - it's weirdly addictive. My favourite thing to do was to find the ones that included pictures of their faces and write back telling them that they were much, much better looking than me and that I was slightly overweight, and was that okay by them? (including a pic would have ruined that one). And then I'd say that I was really intimidated by large penises, because I have never done anal before I really, really wanted to try but was a little afraid it would feel like having my ass ripped open by wild animals. So they would write back assuring me that they have medium to quite small penises, and that they don't really care about looks at all; it's apparently what is inside that matters.
sander8son
03-25-2007, 05:25 PM
Word to the wise: Jack Daniels and Craiglist are NOT to be consumed simultaneously! They really ought to have a breathalyzer test to access certain sites, lol!
The postings are actually either already flagged or taken down, but I summarize.
Basically, my friend and I decided it would be a great idea to invite well-endowed strangers to our hotel room to fuck me, with a photo of my half-nekid ass on the bed. As you can imagine, over 100 responses by morning. 90% being pictures of penises. Most of them were not all that well-hung either. Yup, lots of creepy pervos trolling Casual Encounters on a Saturday night....:D myself included, doh!
Except for one guy, he photographed his johnson with a can of Budweiser next to it, for aspect ratio I'm guessing.
They were even emailing after we took the posts down, mostly to ask if we ended up finding someone. Finally, one guy who responded was actually looking for a relationship, not just a one-night stand. To ensure he was serious, he also attached a pic of his prick. That makes sense..../:O
I'd like to think I was the inspiration behind this since I did send you a message telling you to take off your top last night or the night before. Ahhh mammories.
sander8son
04-07-2007, 07:52 PM
http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/cas/308011125.html
Do it for Jesus - m4w - 27
Reply to:
[email protected] (
[email protected]?subject=Do%20it%20for%20J esus%20-%20m4w%20-%2027)
Date: 2007-04-07, 10:49PM EDT
I've got some time in the morning before some family obligations. So I can't think of anything better to pass the time, than for my solid white chocolate bunny to poke around your well trimmed yard searching for eggs. Don't do it for me, do it for Jesus. It's what he'd want.
Actual photos available upon request. http://b.im.craigslist.org/X4/a0/O7HHy0G0LgIdETnhqLLyzhWfsSSM.jpg http://a.im.craigslist.org/56/DC/HDM68J1azDVrtSRYzQeil1ed8lWW.jpg
Moneywise
04-07-2007, 08:08 PM
Sold. You do you want to come to AZ or should I head out to TX?
Sold here too. I'll even show up in the A & make it as easy as a lunchtime getaway for ya K. :P Where do I mail the allotment form? ;D
Moneywise
04-07-2007, 08:18 PM
how bout you break your foot off in your ass, hows that for a deviant act you arrogant fucking cunt
That was pretty good. I know I am so late but this thread has got me cracking the hell up.
Moneywise
04-07-2007, 08:20 PM
And one I actually did respond to - I know, I know. Exams are coming up. I'm under stress. Insulting and annoying random strangers seems to be cathartive in some way. I took out both email addresses.
Wow. I just re-read this. I'm really, really annoying.
Fortunately, in this circumstance, I find it super-funny.
Post #120 = :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Jenny
04-07-2007, 08:33 PM
You know I never shared the one where I said that I was hot, 26, was raised in a very religious environment and was looking for someone kind and understanding to take my virginity because I was afraid it would feel like wild animals ripping apart my crotch. But that I never wanted to see them again after, because of the shame.
yoda57us
04-07-2007, 10:41 PM
Holy Crap! Where the fuck have I been and how did I miss that new avatar! WoooHooo! You are one seriously hot woman Ms. Katrine}:D }:D }:D
sander8son
04-08-2007, 04:39 AM
You know I never shared the one where I said that I was hot, 26, was raised in a very religious environment and was looking for someone kind and understanding to take my virginity because I was afraid it would feel like wild animals ripping apart my crotch. But that I never wanted to see them again after, because of the shame.
You bitch! How dare you hold out on us. Just for that I'm not going to be gentle and I'm also going to take your anal virginity :D
In other news. I actually got a response to last nights ad. Unfortunately it's not that exciting as its just a "i saw your post, here are my pics. let me know if you want to get together" response where the website with her pics is a fake profile site trying to get you to sign up for porn. Oh well. Still more of a response than I usually get.
Jenny
04-08-2007, 07:21 PM
Honestly - the responses were disappointing. I mean - this is a big step for me. And I don't think that the guys who responded, by and large, appreciated that. I mean, guys kept sending me photos of their penises. Like - come on. I'm a virgin, for crying out loud. I'm all untouched and repressed. You can't just send me a cock shot and expect me to roll over - you have finesse me a little. Juice me up first, for crying out loud.
Although a couple wanted to marry me and a couple warned me that I would regret it on my wedding night. I kind of meant to respond to those, because I wanted to see if I said "You're so right, I think I'll turn back to God and save myself for my husband(s)" how long it would take to turn to "So we should meet for coffee, or herbal tea, so I can see what a fine, virtuous young woman you are..." or "No, no - up the ass doesn't count."
lunchbox
04-09-2007, 09:51 AM
"No, no - up the ass doesn't count."
Does it?
Jenny
04-20-2007, 06:21 PM
Damn commercials.
I'm nearly finished my year and to celebrate I'm going to sleep tonight (hopefully not waking up to a head bashing) and watching TV... and making a fake craigslist ad.
Let's see how long this lasts.
http://toronto.craigslist.org/cas/315779984.html
I know! I'm so immature.
sander8son
04-22-2007, 08:03 PM
GAAAAHHH! you gotta learn to post the text. That way when its flagged we know what it said... what was it?
Jenny
04-22-2007, 08:05 PM
Sorry.
I'm lonely - w4m
I'm lonely, really horny and kind of homely, so I'll make you a deal. Meet up for a couple of drinks and we can find a position where you don't have look at my face. I've been told that my ass is pretty good.
I'm lonely - w4m
I'm lonely, really horny and kind of homely, so I'll make you a deal. Meet up for a couple of drinks and we can find a position where you don't have look at my face. I've been told that my ass is pretty good.
If I was into Craigslist I would respond to this one. I would assume that most responders, being clever Craiglists guys and all, would know that if she's making fun of her face it's a pretty good idea she's trying to be stealthy and she is in fact hot.
FBR
Jenny
04-22-2007, 08:58 PM
Well, some of the responses were very nice, and very... what's the word? encouraging? I got several saying that they were sure that I was WAY too hard on myself and that my face was probably just fine.
Although I think my favourite answer said something to the effect of "me too!"
sander8son
04-23-2007, 02:17 PM
I got several saying that they were sure that I was WAY too hard on myself
Heh, you said "hard on".
That was great. Personally, I'm always skeptical of ones that don't post an age. So I probably wouldn't have even looked at it. Think I'll get any response posting something simillar, but as a guy? I need to think about this, do I want to post it in boston, or toronto?
sander8son
04-23-2007, 02:33 PM
I'm guessing I wont get any responses. I changed ass to dick.
http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/cas/317394185.html
TEXT:
I'm Lonely - m4w
Reply to:
[email protected] (
[email protected]?subject=I%27m%20Lonely%20-%20m4w)
Date: 2007-04-23, 5:32PM EDT
I'm lonely, really horny and kind of homely, so I'll make you a deal. Meet up for a couple of drinks and we can find a position where you don't have look at my face. I've been told that my dick is pretty good.
Jenny
05-05-2007, 05:41 PM
I'm actually really enjoying this one. I'm about to head away from the computer for the night, but I have high hopes that this ad might make it through the night.
I'm not sure if I made a mistake putting it in erotic services rather than Casual Encounters.
http://toronto.craigslist.org/ers/325171438.html
sander8son
05-05-2007, 08:10 PM
I'm actually really enjoying this one. I'm about to head away from the computer for the night, but I have high hopes that this ad might make it through the night.
I'm not sure if I made a mistake putting it in erotic services rather than Casual Encounters.
http://toronto.craigslist.org/ers/325171438.html
LOL, incase its deleted:
Stripper requires a cuddler - w4m
Reply to:
[email protected] (
[email protected]?subject=Stripper%20requir es%20a%20cuddler%20-%20w4m)
Date: 2007-05-05, 8:39PM EDT
This is a highly skilled job for a night person. Since I don't have a boyfriend, I would really like someone to hold me a little after my shift as a stripper is over. You may choose to include some hair stroking and maybe some gentle words - you may use your own judgment. The remuneration would be $40. I would expect about 10 minutes of hugging. I would prefer someone over 25, and at least 5'10 if male and over 30 and at least 5'6" if female. I will perform a brief interview by phone or email. Only those selected for an interview will be contacted.
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So, are you offering to pay ME $40 for cuddling or is that what I'd need to pay you? Travel cost reembursement available? I prefer to do all my interview via carrier pigeon.
Let us know what the best responses are, when you're done cuddling with them ofcorse. Which brings up an excellent point. What about cuddle groups?
GenWar
05-06-2007, 02:09 PM
Jenny/Sandy:
I am seriously jealous of how much fun you guys have with this.
I don't think I have had that much fun in months. :)
-gen
sander8son
05-06-2007, 07:09 PM
Jenny/Sandy:
I am seriously jealous of how much fun you guys have with this.
I don't think I have had that much fun in months. :)
-gen
Gen, if you spend every waking hour (or 4 hours a day) scouring CL, for hookups etc, its sad. But if you've got 30 minutes to kill between plans, its amazing. Basically its composed of all the scum of the earth, so its some good reading. And its fun to craft a rediculous ad, walk away, and see what has developed by the time you've come back.
Thanks for taking part in the Jenny/Sandy CL experience. Making nightmares come true internationally since 2006.
sander8son
05-06-2007, 07:11 PM
oh, suprised i didn't think to write this, but anyway... I just got back from meeting up with a chick from CL. no, i didn't meet her from the w4m or Casual encounters section(or erotic services, you sick fucks). she posted a rant on Rants&Raves a while back and i laughed at her misery. Anyway, i dont really care, so i'll meet anyone, but from her pics i wasn't all that into her. But she actually was a lot better looking in person... go figure.
Jenny
05-07-2007, 06:47 AM
I dunno - I kind of agree with Genwar's implication that it is pretty lame. And I really can't deny that it makes me giggle, so I definitely enjoy it. But... there you go. I'm out. Revealed. I'm... not cool. I had been trying to conceal this from you guys, but there it is.
Although this ad was not flagged. I clearly did something wrong.
GenWar
05-07-2007, 08:17 AM
^^^ Whoa. I wasn't being tongue in cheek.
I think it is funny. I am genuinely jealous. I wasn't being subtle.
Come Jenny, you know me better than that. I have difficulty with subtle.
-gen
Jenny
05-07-2007, 09:08 AM
Oh no. Does this mean you still think I'm cool?
And I went and outed myself.
Dammit. I take it back! I'm... you know. Sorta cool. Really.
GenWar
05-07-2007, 11:55 AM
And here I thought you were offended by my characterization of you as "empyreal and airy".
-gen
lestat1
05-07-2007, 07:20 PM
I think I'm missing something by never having visited the craigslist site, because
this whole thing seems like kicking the crutch of a disabled kid. From what I've read here, these are some pathetic, desperate people reading and posting those listings. Let the babies keep their candy.
xdamage
05-08-2007, 07:49 AM
I think I'm missing something by never having visited the craigslist site, because this whole thing seems like kicking the crutch of a disabled kid. From what I've read here, these are some pathetic, desperate people reading and posting those listings. Let the babies keep their candy.
LMAO. Okay, now that was funny.
liberator
05-09-2007, 08:12 AM
Craigs List is a scam. Everytime You e-mail a girl You are directed to some date site that wants You to join for money to get any results.
sander8son
05-12-2007, 05:31 PM
Craigs List is a scam. Everytime You e-mail a girl You are directed to some date site that wants You to join for money to get any results.
I've met up with a few chicks from there. Fucked one. None of them were from casual encounters though. Rant and Rave, w4m, m4w, missed connections.
This is a serious post btw. I'm friggen starving:
http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/cas/329757600.html
Dinner - m4w - 27
Reply to:
[email protected] (
[email protected]?subject=Dinner%20-%20m4w%20-%2027)
Date: 2007-05-12, 8:23PM EDT
Just got back from kayaking about an hour ago. Showered and now I'm starving. But I'm just not in the mood to cook OR go to a restaurant. Looking for a special lady to make me dinner tonight.
Let me know what's for the main course, because I already know what I want to eat for dessert ;-)
27 year old, white male, who was busy this afternoon on the river working on his farmers tan. 5'8" 185 pounds. And a lot of other boring details you can find out by asking. Send a pic and I'll send a few in return.
sander8son
05-18-2007, 04:05 AM
This morning's post, in the rant & rave section:
http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/rnr/333338033.html
Busy morning
Reply to:
[email protected] (
[email protected]?subject=Busy%20morning)
Date: 2007-05-18, 7:04AM EDT
I'm just sitting here on the toilet, with my laptop, pooping. Figured I'd say "Hi."
Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but it's time to wipe. http://images.craigslist.org/010304010311010309200705184f1d05883f870f9f2d00822d .jpg
Location: W.C.
cherryripeboyII
05-19-2007, 11:42 AM
Thanks for taking part in the Jenny/Sandy CL experience. Making nightmares come true internationally since 2006.
-LOL I love it.
Oh and that last post.... :D
sander8son
08-25-2007, 03:39 PM
Thanks Cherryripe, hopefully you'll like this latest one as much as I do. The best part is, its serious. I'd like to fuck a fat chick next week-end...
Attention fat chicks who put out - 27
Date: 2007-08-25, 6:23PM EDT
Do you have big tits? Do you like getting laid? Good, then we'll get along just fine. In addition to those qualities you'll obviously need a perverse sense of humor, which if you're still reading you clearly do.
I'm a 27year old male, blah blah blah, 5'8" 185#. I keep busy with my work, hanging out with friends(really?!?! wow! so original!), brewing beer, and photography. If you think you might be interested in meeting up next weekend and seeing where it goes, drop me a line. Include a pic or two and I'll send some more as well.
Later,
Mr.Romance http://images.craigslist.org/01010101020201030720070825729597af5991bf7d0d005b5c .jpg http://images.craigslist.org/01020801030401040320070825322a194b5e9a7c742600da92 .jpg
Jenny
08-25-2007, 04:20 PM
Okay. So now I naturally have to do the corollary.
I think I'm missing something by never having visited the craigslist site, because
this whole thing seems like kicking the crutch of a disabled kid.
Okay, I just saw this - what the fuck, lestat? That's not fun for you?
yoda57us
08-25-2007, 07:49 PM
Thanks Cherryripe, hopefully you'll like this latest one as much as I do. The best part is, its serious. I'd like to fuck a fat chick next week-end...
Just go to Cheaters. The fat chick world is your oyster....
sander8son
08-25-2007, 08:36 PM
Yoda, if anything, fat chicks should be paying me, not the opposite. I got one response. No picture, I'm requesting one. I'll keep you posted. You all care.
SportsWriter2
08-31-2007, 06:48 PM
Lucky you, Sandy. Now that Larry Craig is resigning from the US Senate, he'll have more time to spend on his list. :O
sander8son
09-17-2007, 05:37 PM
Heh, good call sporty.
My latest post. I wanted to write a missed connection this weekend, but didn't know who to write one about... It hit me at work today. Enjoy.
http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mis/425079478.html
No more bouncing at the office - m4w - 27
Date: 2007-09-17, 8:30PM EDT
You moved to a different floor. Now I don't get to look up from my work to gaze at your huge tits bouncing up and down as you walk around. Hopefully you've found other guys' eyes willing to give your tits the attention I used to. Maybe we'll bump into each other at work or at the next going away party. But until then, my work days will continue to be longer, and my cock shorter.
Sincerely,
The Office Perv.
yoda57us
09-17-2007, 07:31 PM
Dude, have you ever written a post that wasn't flagged?
sander8son
09-17-2007, 07:41 PM
Dude, have you ever written a post that wasn't flagged?
I know!!! WTF?!?!? Boston sucks. But don't worry, I reposted and added this line:
"Apparently some small breasted broad got jealous and flagged my post. Here it is again."
http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mis/425181342.html
sander8son
09-17-2007, 07:53 PM
flagged and removed again. <sigh> its going to be a long week.