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infra-red
01-09-2006, 07:02 PM
I'd like to see some of the funniest porn film titles you've heard. My g/f and I find it fun to try to make up names for these masterpieces. Remember, either REAL porn titles that are funny, or ones you'd LIKE to see! I'll start it off:
1) Remember the Tight'uns
2) Scrotal Recall
3) Oklahomo!
4) Ass Wide Open
5) Erectnophobia
6) Bi-Curious George
7) How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
8) Phalus in Wonderland
9) Mighty Joe Hung
10) 28 Gays Later
11)The White Stuff
12)Witness For the Penetration
13) Bitch Tits and Buggy Whips
14) Hairy Popped 'er and the Chamber of Secretions
15) Homo Alone
16) The Sopornos
17) Edward Penishands
18) On Golden Blonde
19) Cockzilla
20) Rambone

ladi2die4
01-09-2006, 08:06 PM
My all time fave title.....The Madams Family............the whole thing spoofs the Adams Family

MrChristopher
01-09-2006, 09:44 PM
A few I remember chuckling at:

-Bill & Ted's Excellent Boner Christmas
-Single Tight Female
-Geriatric Park (Ew!)
-Splatman (This contains hands-down the funniest scene IMHO in a porn parody ever)


BTW..."How Stella Got Her Tube Packed " is f'n hilarious.

Nautilus
01-16-2006, 03:17 AM
Jur-anal Park
Pump Friction

infra-red
01-16-2006, 03:29 PM
Porn on the 4th and 5th Guy

Star_bare_elegance
01-26-2006, 11:51 AM
BAREback Mountain

pipermarau
03-15-2006, 05:15 AM
"The Lord of the G-Strings - The Femaleship of the String" the porn was a tad bit more funny than the title but it was great all together.

AussieGuy
03-28-2006, 01:45 AM
Harry Twatter and the Philosophers Bone. ;D

Sperminator......i know -oldie. /:O

Total Re-Balled ::)

Genevive
04-12-2006, 05:15 AM
American Booty
Good Will Humping
Booty and the Beast

karen_darlin
04-12-2006, 09:30 AM
Infra-red: Aww, you already got Edward Penishands! I thought of that as soon as I saw the title of the thread. That was the most disturbing porno ever...

DancerNTampa
04-20-2006, 03:13 PM
Napoleon Vaginamite!

PrettyCurlieQ
03-17-2007, 07:46 PM
Lawrence of A Labia
Diddler On The Roof
A Clockwork Orgy
Buffy the Vampire Layer

Melonie
03-17-2007, 07:51 PM
my late night Cinemax favorite ...

The Witches of Breastwick

cameronfl
03-17-2007, 09:53 PM
The Bare Wench Project...hilarious!! "you lost the map...no you lost the fucking map...fuck it ..lets just fuck..." awesome!

hardkandee
03-17-2007, 10:17 PM
The Ozporns!!

http://www.cuckoldplace.com/pmdb/VCAB2T_316.jpg

Sinia
03-18-2007, 01:26 AM
Anal Maniacs

The problem with this one is that I always get the theme song to "Animaniacs" stuck in my head but with the x-rated lyrics....

"We're anal maniacs!
And we're zany to the max!
We get pay for played contracts! There's salami in our slacks!
We're anal-maney,
totally insaney,
anal maniacs!!"

Sinia
03-18-2007, 01:27 AM
Oh and the salami line is in the original cartoon song version! Who'd a thunk it?

Melvis
03-18-2007, 02:12 AM
- Pornocchio
- Moonstroked
- Pumping Irene

;D

Kaylinn
03-18-2007, 09:50 PM
Anal Princess Diaries 2
Honey We Blew Up Your Pussy 2
The Flintbones

Paris
03-18-2007, 10:02 PM
Oh god...I've seen #17.:-[

BmiWMT14
03-19-2007, 01:05 PM
Romancing the Bone

tinkerbell-blue
04-01-2007, 07:02 AM
pokeahotass

tinkerbell-blue
04-02-2007, 02:07 AM
motley screw