View Full Version : Worst Insult Given to you by a Customer
Selina M
08-06-2017, 04:19 PM
I got a funny one last night.
Within five seconds of saying hello: "You have really big ears, are you subconscious about your ears?"
I laughed and asked if he was one of those negging pickup artists. He seemed put off and said "No... You look like Liv Tyler" accusingly. I laughed again and said "Cool, she's rich and famous, I'll take it. Have a good night!"
He meant it as an insult but I was amused and flattered... A) Liv Tyler was freaking Arwen, that's awesome B ) Im apparently hot enough that he couldn't find anything else to insult me over and had to stretch all the way to my ears :rotfl:
BarbieNYC
08-06-2017, 04:37 PM
Lol I just got the "you're too good for this why are you here" last night. The customer sat down while I was alone texting someone and then proceeded to bombard me with questions so I continued to text my customer and ignore him and he flat out started getting upset I was ignoring him and started demanding I pay attentoon to him. In the middle of his shpeel I got up and sat at the table next to him. Damn shame I like hanging out at that first table when it's dead. He was so butthurt LOL
Mikori
08-10-2017, 02:01 PM
My worst insults are "how much to take you home" my fav reply is "call your mom, ask her how much she charges and let me know" usually that shuts them up!
LOL I love that! I am gonna use that from now on!
My worst insult was probably something along that line of "How much for sex?" "How much for full service" and they usually whispered it. So I would just yelled out loud, "SHAME ON YOU! This is a Gentlemen club! NOT a Brothel! If YOU are going to be asking ANY MORE of OUR GIRLS for SEX HERE, you better get the FUCK out of here!" and I'll sometimes pointed out at them telling the girls , don't come to these guys girls they are asking for sex. And they usually get too embarrassed to stay and then they'll just leave. And when they got up and leave I usually shout "Thank you for leaving!"
SugarCookies
08-10-2017, 07:26 PM
Not an insult, more an embarrassing/awkward moments thing. My first time ever going up on the stage. It was a very slow day and time, 3 customers and 4 dancers (including me). One guy was completely focusing on the stage shows. He tipped and smiled at all the girls.... except for me, he was looking at different directions and looked bored the whole time I was on. I got nervous thinking "what am I do I wrong, i know I'm a newbie but is it that badly obvious that I had never danced before!?" I felt weird about it for a moment, but maybe I was simply not his type and it was nothing personal against me being new.
lovelydancer
08-12-2017, 12:48 AM
I don't get too many that just outright and intentionally say rude stuff, but I've had a few; one commented on the size of my thighs, one that I was too pale, I've been called a bitch/snot on a few occasions, but the main one I've ever gotten is the age thing; I'm 32 IRL, I look about 25, I tell custies I'm 27...then I get told that's too old.
I don't get upset by comments anymore. I get more upset if they physically try something they shouldn't. I try not to let that kind of stuff bother me but deep down it feels violating.
SugarCookies
09-04-2017, 02:17 PM
First time feeling insulted by a customer happened last night. A customer told me I was his type because I'm "skinny" and he likes skinny girls. Skinny? What? Compared to a morbidly obese woman maybe. But in all honesty, this belly gut of mine (even if it's not a lot) and my thighs say otherwise. And he called another dancer fat just because she had big breast and butt implants, even though she had a tiny waist and tight flat stomach. Some people's stupidity is amazing.
But I secretly always wished I had bigger boobs and more of that ideal thick voluptuous hourglass body. I've also been insulted by ex-boyfriends for having small boobs. So my insecurity is partially why I felt insulted at being called "skinny".
Meghan-Sparkle
06-14-2019, 05:10 AM
Last night was my first night back after 6 months off...... a guy who'd been at the bar all night getting no dances called me over to say: "hun your thighs are wobbly, you REALLY need to WORK OUT! this is not ok" I was like... wow, you're an asshole. His reply: "Yes, I am".
Ughhh.
StellaRose
06-14-2019, 08:13 AM
I’m sure I’ll think of more later. But here is one:
“So what time later will the *hot* girls show up?”
Spicecake
06-14-2019, 08:33 AM
This happened when I first started dancing. This prick called me over, asked me to spin around then said nahh. I was so upset I left early it really ruined my mood. I even considered Butt injections thinking my body was so horrible. Looking back he was ugly and probably got off on being a jerk to girls that wouldn’t give him the time of day outside the club.
KenzieJ
06-15-2019, 09:26 PM
When I started dancing (I was 19.. Ages ago)I had a guy call me to his table. He told me "don't let anyone tell you you're fat. You are nice and curvy!".
I had just gone through a really rough time where I gained 15 lbs in about 2 months. I hated my body and was already considering liposuction. So literally a few weeks later I decided to go through with the surgery. In a way I guess that was a blessing because that was the first time I was ever truly happy. With my body. I still don't know if that guy was really trying to give me a complement or not lol
Ifyouseekamy
06-15-2019, 11:09 PM
Is this like mean tweets?
I look very good for my age. Only in stripper land would anyone think I’m “old.” A guy asked if I was someone’s step mom. To which I replied, I can be if you take me to the VIP room. He said, come back later. Ha
Only losers put other people down to feel better about themselves. I don’t even give people the words anymore. We all shit, eat, and die the same.
magicgembliss
06-16-2019, 01:57 AM
Last night was my first night back after 6 months off...... a guy who'd been at the bar all night getting no dances called me over to say: "hun your thighs are wobbly, you REALLY need to WORK OUT! this is not ok" I was like... wow, you're an asshole. His reply: "Yes, I am".
Ughhh.
the only way to battle fire is with fire. did you get him thrown out?
chocolatebombshell
06-16-2019, 09:28 AM
Hmm, probably being called the “n” word or saying my complexion is too dark.
ladyambition
06-16-2019, 01:53 PM
Hmm, probably being called the “n” word or saying my complexion is too dark.
I had a few they called "chink". I think the worse is when they tell me "your so light/ white.. where is your yellow pigment". Or they ask me why did I bleach my skin... race comments are the worse!
lilfae
06-16-2019, 02:14 PM
"The only way you're going to make money is by going home with me."
And the only way u can get an erection is with some viagra so go off, old man.
ZeroSugarMonster
06-16-2019, 03:36 PM
I'm constantly told I have an accent, but not by everyone. Some say that I do not have an accent. The accent thing leads to invasive questions like where my parents are from and whether I have all my legal documents together and whether I'm trafficked. Obviously there is something different about the way that I talk or the way that I carry myself, and people seem to want to attribute it to ethnicity, which I find highly offensive. No one likes to be fetishized.
I've also had a guy ask me, "How far did you get in school?", or whether I have any formal education.
As far as anything else, sure, I've been told I need to "work on my gut a bit", "get a nose reduction", "get my teeth fixed." Sadly, I've done all those things and still would probably not be good enough for some of these assholes.
Tati1995
06-16-2019, 06:43 PM
I got one last night. A young, very drunk guy came up to me and asked what I think about stripping. Without letting me answer, he proceeded to say: “I think what you do is highly immoral. I’m a Christian man”. I thought it was hilarious especially given how drunk he was and said:”if you think it’s immoral, what are you doing here?” And he said that he is only here because his friends are here, to which I said it’s not an excuse and walked away. Last thing I wanted was to get into a fight.
But the level of his hypocrisy was just beyond sky high...
magicgembliss
06-16-2019, 07:57 PM
As far as anything else, sure, I've been told I need to "work on my gut a bit", "get a nose reduction", "get my teeth fixed." Sadly, I've done all those things and still would probably not be good enough for some of these assholes.
assholes is a HUGE euphemism for these type of "men"! Literally they are broken in every way possible.
ZeroSugarMonster
06-16-2019, 09:59 PM
I've also had ppl request their money back, and that's a whole different level of degrading.
hippiechick
06-17-2019, 07:13 AM
I had 2 customers insult me Saturday night, hot meaning things as a compliment. One is from India and said "Oh your hair is so lovely and greasy." He meant "shiny," but I couldn't come back from that lol.
Another said "mmmm mom bod," after I told him I have kids. He's into milf porn apparently, according to his buddy, but I don't even have a "mom bod.' He kept saying stuff like this and I asked about the negging too, before his friend clued me in.
beverly_worldshaker
06-17-2019, 07:55 AM
this pretty hot butch lesbian told me my hips were too wide to wear the normal pleaser shoes. "Hips that wide? yea, you need to be wearing stiletto pumps without straps, not *those* shoes" because they like, shorten the look of my leg to balance out my BIG FUCKING HIPS lololol. Like, the fuck? you do know that these are my WORK shoes right? Meaning, i would actually kill myself wearing stiletto pumps for 8 hours a day.
magicgembliss
06-22-2019, 06:17 PM
I've also had ppl request their money back, and that's a whole different level of degrading.
let me guess, he wasn't a big spender to begin with? It's always the cheap/broke ones that are nasty.
PuppyBrat22
06-22-2019, 06:38 PM
Had a customer tell me that I was "too chubby and dark" to be demanding the prices I did for lap dances. I worked at a club where we could make our own prices for dances, and mine were $40 each because the club allowed the men to rub all over us and I wasn't about to let them get handsy for $20 (I still limited certain touching and refused to let them put their mouth on me even though the other girls let them do it). I'm really insecure about both my weight and skin tone, and then he ended up getting eight dancer from a skinnier dancer so I ended up leaving early that day because it triggered my depression.
Scarlett Monroe
06-24-2019, 06:14 PM
So one night (I was 28) and I was dancing onstage . A guy came up and asked how old I was and I told them my age because I've never had to worry about my age. Anyways . He turned around and gave his guy friend money and they were laughing. Out of curiosity I went over and asked what their bet was about . The other guy blurted out quickly while smiling like a jackass that they had a bet on how old I was and the original tipper had bet I was about 40 and he bet I was younger . I have actually never been offended before but that is the most mean insult that I had ever received.