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bikinigirl04
02-19-2006, 01:21 PM
whether it's a "futile" attempt or not all i'm saying is don't give me that crap. you're not here to try to get insight into women. this board represents women in the industry, not women in general. so i would guess you're trying to gain insight into strippers.

well i was all fired up but now i'm over it :P thanks for arguing with me sandy lol

sander8son
02-19-2006, 01:23 PM
and size is not the only factor in fucking right.


nope, just the most important one!:P

bikinigirl04
02-19-2006, 01:23 PM
nope, just the most important one!:P

not even. every woman is not a size queen. i mean it's nice but it doesn't determine whether the sex is good or not.

everyone's different, there's no "insight to women". what one person likes is what another loathes. try getting an insight to the individual.

swtoppua
02-19-2006, 01:31 PM
Of course that's all true BK, but you all do tend to come across as say more truly open and unvarnished in your comments than your average bear. Problem is it's still 80% posing, just better.

bikinigirl04
02-19-2006, 01:32 PM
people tend to be more open and unvarnished online, no matter what the forum.

swtoppua
02-19-2006, 01:38 PM
Yes, but one would expect some degree of expertise from strippers if an unvarnished work is the goal.

*groan*

futile...remember...

If women spoke a language that men had no hope of understanding we might be better off. Your words are often astoundingly cryptic to us, and we waste much effort decoding them. Watching can often be far better than listening.

BG....lol...very clever.

bikinigirl04
02-19-2006, 01:38 PM
....and it's BG not BK lol, which is why there is a disco dancing smiley in my siggy and not that scary burger king guy.
:P

i'm mostly just harassing now. but don't ban me.

bikinigirl04
02-19-2006, 02:08 PM
oh..you edited swtoppuawhatever.
hmm

enough talking, let's fight.

*throws a punch*

Sh0t
02-19-2006, 02:59 PM
The size of the woman is very important.

Some here seem to think one cannot go to REAL clubs with REAL women and still use websites such as this one to find other REAL women. It's not choice of either or. Most of us browse the internet during our downtime at home, or at work if we work at a computer. Since you can't be at a club 24 hours a day, and because women are on our minds 24 hours a day, some gravitate towards websites and such that have them.

None of those should have had to be said but apparently the more preachy ones among us can't grasp basics.

Those who think the internet is not a source for finding women are deluding themselves. Even here, for the women, internet dating seems to be the #1 way they meet their boyfriends outside of work.

There is no need to try and make it known that, yes, you have a life away from the computer. Everybody has a life away from the computer. We all have jobs, rl friends, girls(men) we met from work, school, or out in the street.

This is partially a response to:


my point beyond all of this Mark45- like rambling is this: Why the fuck would I be wasting time posting on a website looking for ass when there are clubs out there with real live women. Strip clubs, hotel bars whatever. This is a website boys. The women who post here aren't going to crawl through the screen and blow you...though a few of Kat's posts have given me definite wood....If you want cybersex there are better places to find it. The real girls are waiting outside.

swtoppua
02-19-2006, 03:18 PM
oh..you edited swtoppuawhatever.
hmm

enough talking, let's fight.

*throws a punch*

*takes a punch*

;) This is where the ass part comes in.

***

btw swtoppua was invented for this thread as a joke. It stands for stripperweb top pick up artist. PUA is actually a commonly used losernym.

You're a Libra, right babydoll? Damn I hate these meat markets. Let's jet.

Sh0t
02-19-2006, 03:37 PM
I assumed the above, but it's rarely funny when somebody moonlights under another account.

bikinigirl04
02-19-2006, 04:03 PM
it's rarely funny when somebody moonlights under another account.

agreed.

am i a libra? no i'm not...or were you not talking to me with that part?

so who are you really swtoppua? or did i miss the part where you said?

bikinigirl04
02-19-2006, 04:14 PM
oh...the libra thing, i get it. i think.

mr_punk
02-19-2006, 05:17 PM
No, it is simpler than that. I can have a 3000 square new home in the mountains for 25 grand. <snip>well, if they treat you as you say. i wouldn't want a subservient (subservient by western standards) woman fussing over me. i think i would be totally bored to tears. i like very young and fresh women too. however, nubile women are like antibiotics. in small doses, they're fine, but larger doses tends to make one ill and bring on a massive headache.

Guys are kinda of shit in the States. Lesbians are in and men are losers. Do you identify with me here? Gay guys are OK but the John Wayne types are passé.<snip>well, that's sort of like a stripper crying over split milk about the good old days. despite my politically incorrect tweaking of jenny's nose about the real motives behind feminism. in some instances, she does make a good case for her cause and the consequences may not be as dire as you make them out to be.

only THE LAMEST of men sit and anyalyze strippers all day rather than grow up and either pay attention to the woman you already have that gives a rat's ass about you, or try looking for one in a place where they *might* be looking for you too instead of scouring the one place that, in most cases, they spend time thinking of ways to blow you off w/o losing the money you give them.LOL...can't say that i disagree with her.

you men should thank god for your dick and your muscles. reading some of the crap posted here just enforces the idea that that's all you're good for, and often times you can't even fuck right and won't get off your lazy ass and help us move heavy things.ahhhh, nice...it's just what any man looks forward to hearing, BG. the soothing, screeching, ball-breaking tones of an ex-wife. so, how much is a beach front condo in thailand, mark?

I assumed the above, but it's rarely funny when somebody moonlights under another account.true. we've had enough of that down here crap in the past. luckily, he didn't start any crap. otherwise, i'd rat him out and call for his head.

so who are you really swtoppua? or did i miss the part where you said?the names may change, but the writing style is always the same.

bikinigirl04
02-19-2006, 05:45 PM
ahhhh, nice...it's just what any man looks forward to hearing, BG. the soothing, screeching, ball-breaking tones of an ex-wife.

the names may change, but the writing style is always the same.

lol! yep, ex, because you can't put up with her complaining about the dumb-ass shit coming from you! (hypothetical man and wife of course,not you in particular mr.p!

hmmm i don't recognize the writing style but i don't pay that close attention to such things and am hardly ever here or posting. i just felt like bitching today and this thread was a good place to start. :D there you go, some insight to women!

Deni
02-19-2006, 05:49 PM
*Claps for BG*

You're defending the female fort well, I see. :P

bikinigirl04
02-19-2006, 05:50 PM
lol deni. i'm sure i'm making us all sound psycho, but they seem to think we are anyway, so what the hell.

Deni
02-19-2006, 05:52 PM
^ Bah...as long as WE know we're not, that's all that matters!

kikin
02-19-2006, 06:43 PM
I'm not going to answer the poll because I don't do polls.

Why would anyone come to a discussion website to get ass? There are plenty of ass up for grab at your local Walmart parking lot. Much easier, plus you get to see what you gonna get before you get it. Plus it's instantly more gratifying. Plus it won't kill your wallet paying for broadband internet.

mr_punk
02-19-2006, 08:10 PM
lol! yep, ex, because you can't put up with her complaining about the dumb-ass shit coming from you! (hypothetical man and wife of course,not you in particular mr.p!hey!hey!hey! we're talking a woman's flaws here not a man's...not that we have any flaws.

i just felt like bitching today and this thread was a good place to start. there you go, some insight to women!thanks for the insight, BG. unfortunately, if the principle hadn't been demonstrated on me more times than i care to remember. i never would have guessed that a woman would break a man's balls simply because she can.

mr_punk
02-19-2006, 08:19 PM
Some here seem to think one cannot go to REAL clubs with REAL women and still use websites such as this one to find other REAL women. It's not choice of either or. Most of us browse the internet during our downtime at home, or at work if we work at a computer. Since you can't be at a club 24 hours a day, and because women are on our minds 24 hours a day, some gravitate towards websites and such that have them.

None of those should have had to be said but apparently the more preachy ones among us can't grasp basics.

Those who think the internet is not a source for finding women are deluding themselves. Even here, for the women, internet dating seems to be the #1 way they meet their boyfriends outside of work.hold on. you see no difference between SW and an internet dating site?

swtoppua
02-19-2006, 08:44 PM
Why would anyone come to a discussion website to get ass? .


To generate (undisclosed) online skeletons for their reality TV audition and casting background check. Salacious online skeletons are a key casting plus now.

Jenny
02-19-2006, 08:48 PM
Out of curiosity - doesn't anyone else find it a little - I don't know. Complicated? Like I don't think I could conveniently or easily find anyone in the slightest bit desirable in my general vicinity. I'd have to PM for pictures - thus risking the rejection in the first place. Then I'd have to, like, I don't know. Ship them in or something. Wouldn't it be way, way easier just to go to an escort site and pay for the product rather than the shipping? It seems easier to me. Seriously. You are all way overcomplicating this whole dating and fucking thing. It's supposed to be fun, not work people.

bikinigirl04
02-19-2006, 08:54 PM
...i never would have guessed that a woman would break a man's balls simply because she can.

that wasn't why...it was b/c they needed busting and i was in the mood to do it. :)

swtoppua
02-19-2006, 09:09 PM
You are all way overcomplicating this whole dating and fucking thing. It's supposed to be fun, not work people.

Communism was supposed to work, too.

Jenny
02-19-2006, 09:44 PM
Communism did work until a foreign nation funded an internal coup. So are you saying that the American government is PAYING other men to fuck up your sex life? Because they could be.

AinNY
02-19-2006, 09:48 PM
i take it back...im only here for ass...
















from the men....














especially shot....he's just so damn sexy.

yoda57us
02-20-2006, 05:29 AM
Out of curiosity - doesn't anyone else find it a little - I don't know. Complicated? Like I don't think I could conveniently or easily find anyone in the slightest bit desirable in my general vicinity. I'd have to PM for pictures - thus risking the rejection in the first place. Then I'd have to, like, I don't know. Ship them in or something. Wouldn't it be way, way easier just to go to an escort site and pay for the product rather than the shipping? It seems easier to me. Seriously. You are all way overcomplicating this whole dating and fucking thing. It's supposed to be fun, not work people.

If everyone understood this the world would be a much better place.....

Sh0t
02-20-2006, 09:39 AM
It's no more or less complicated than meeting someone on the street. You are the one overcomplicating things, I think.


And communism never worked. It was also inspired from Wall Street:





Since the early 1920s, numerous pamphlets and articles, even a few books, have sought to forge a link between "international bankers" and "Bolshevik revolutionaries." Rarely have these attempts been supported by hard evidence, and never have such attempts been argued within the framework of a scientific methodology. Indeed, some of the "evidence" used in these efforts has been fraudulent, some has been irrelevant, much cannot be checked. Examination of the topic by academic writers has been studiously avoided; probably because the hypothesis offends the neat dichotomy of capitalists versus Communists (and everyone knows, of course, that these are bitter enemies). Moreover, because a great deal that has been written borders on the absurd, a sound academic reputation could easily be wrecked on the shoals of ridicule. Reason enough to avoid the topic.

Fortunately, the State Department Decimal File, particularly the 861.00 section, contains extensive documentation on the hypothesized link. When the evidence in these official papers is merged with nonofficial evidence from biographies, personal papers, and conventional histories, a truly fascinating story emerges.

We find there was a link between some New York international bankers and many revolutionaries, including Bolsheviks. These banking gentlemen — who are here identified — had a financial stake in, and were rooting for, the success of the Bolshevik Revolution.

Who, why — and for how much — is the story in this book.

Antony C. Sutton

American taxes also paid for communism for much of its existence(and still is today):




This book is not really designed to be read word for word. It is a kind of lawyer's brief, filled with facts that none of us will remember in detail. But if the facts were not included, the book's thesis would be too far-fetched to accept. He therefore includes pages and pages of dull, dreary details — details that lead to an inescapable conclusion: that the West has been betrayed by its major corporate leaders, with the full compliance of its national political leaders.

From this time forward, you can say in confidence to anyone: "The United States financed the economic and military development of the Soviet Union. Without this aid, financed by U.S. taxpayers, there would be no significant Soviet military threat, for there would be no Soviet economy to support the Soviet military machine, let alone sophisticated military equipment." Should your listener scoff, you need only to hand him a copy of this book. it will stuff his mouth with footnotes.

mr_punk
02-20-2006, 12:18 PM
It's no more or less complicated than meeting someone on the street. You are the one overcomplicating things, I think.well, it's one thing to use SW as a whoreboard to meet the strippers you guys like to humor. like i said, the strippers are complicit in this as well for the obvious reasons. however, when you start comparing the process to an internet dating site. you don't see how that sounds a bit more complicated than the former? sort of like trying to turn a ho into a housewife.

Sh0t
02-20-2006, 01:24 PM
Forgot for a second this site is even about strippers or any of that. It's a collection of people, male and female. The best internet dating sites are NOT the ones that are set up to be dating sites. The best ones are just normal forums on whatever topic where people with like interests just get together and meet and talk "virtually."

You three can't seem to talk about any interaction without it somehow breaking down to a customer-client relationship and then going off on some psycho-babble filled spiel about it.

In fact, for those of us who actually do try to "cold" approach women on the street, without any former interaction or pretense, it will be noted that meeting somebody via an online environment is very similar to doing it via friends in that the ice is already broken due to the conversations on the topic of the site. Going up to somebody cold is rather complicated to do well and introduces a lot of anxiety that has to be delt with.
It's pretty easy to chat somebody up online. It's not very easy to do it on the street, cold. For many, it's even a lot easier than probably approaching girls in clubs or whatever.

miabella
02-20-2006, 01:52 PM
shot, why are you the only smart man in this discussion?

Jenny
02-20-2006, 02:19 PM
Well, I don't meet people on the street. And I would then inquire about the wisdom and humanity of trying to score on street people. That idn't nice at all.

mr_punk
02-20-2006, 03:28 PM
Forgot for a second this site is even about strippers or any of that. It's a collection of people, male and female.why? the fact that they are strippers is exactly what makes all the difference in the world.

The best internet dating sites are NOT the ones that are set up to be dating sites. The best ones are just normal forums on whatever topic where people with like interests just get together and meet and talk "virtually."and internet dating sites aren't created exclusively for strippers. the female members of a dating site isn't looking to make $20 for herself by giving laps. whoreboards do attract a specific male audience. after all, isn't that why you guys come here, rather an internet dating site, looking for those intelligent women everyone around here seems to speak so highly of.

You three can't seem to talk about any interaction without it somehow breaking down to a customer-client relationship and then going off on some psycho-babble filled spiel about it.what psycho-babble? look, if you guys want to come here and humor strippers online before you pay them to sit on your balls....fine. like i said, the strippers are complicit in this as well. so, it's just business as usual. however, i just think there's a big difference between a whoreboard and an internet dating site.

It's pretty easy to chat somebody up online. It's not very easy to do it on the street, cold. For many, it's even a lot easier than probably approaching girls in clubs or whatever.so, have you tried offering those women on the street $20 to sit on your balls? hey, that might be an ice breaker. what difference does it make, right?

Well, I don't meet people on the street. And I would then inquire about the wisdom and humanity of trying to score on street people. That idn't nice at all.not even for $20? very well, you drive a hard bargain. i'll make it $21.00. that's a whole dollar tip, you know.

yoda57us
02-20-2006, 03:35 PM
Just as going into a strip club looking for a girlfriend is a waste of time, so is going onto a web site devoted to strip clubs.

Jenny
02-20-2006, 04:01 PM
I'm sorry, Sh0t - I don't see what you are getting at. Are you talking about Russia? Because, yeah, that was a disaster. I was talking about Chile. They were doing a much better job there.

FBR
02-20-2006, 04:59 PM
Hell, Ive never even flirted here. I figure the strippers here are as wise to me as I am to them ;)

I used to hang out on a "regular" board a number of years ago. I got to talking to this gal who was really fun and an excellent and entertaining poster. We wound up exchanging cell numbers, talked a few times but I didnt think all that much about it. She lived in Michigan and over the course of time I learned she had relatives in Tennessee. I often teased her about making a pit stop here if by chance she was heading south for a family get together or whatever. I was mostly kidding so you can imagine my surprise when I got a call from her one day, telling me she was about 70 miles north of here and I had one hour to shit or get off the pot. Turns out she was a cool in person as she was on the web :P ;)

FBR

bikinigirl04
02-20-2006, 11:06 PM
DISCLAIMER--POSTER IS DRUNK AND PISSED AT THE WORLD AGAIN.


blah fucking blah


whether you (men) are here on this site, at work, or out at the grocery store....you are hoping to "get some ass."
so yes just admit it...you are here just to get ass.

sander8son
02-20-2006, 11:35 PM
whether you (men) are here on this site, at work, or out at the grocery store....you are hoping to "get some ass."
so yes just admit it...you are here just to get ass.

yah, but afx wont put out :'(:'(:'(:'(:'(

dlabtot
02-21-2006, 10:08 AM
^^^ that's because you are asking too nicely... you need to TELL him what you want...

AinNY
02-21-2006, 12:05 PM
Honestly...whats the point of being here to get ass?

Lets look at this logistically, logically and statistically.....

1-No offense or anything, (im sure I'm going to get hate for this and not that Im so great looking myself)....but of all the pictures i've seen on these boards....most of the "strippers" here arent really that special looking. I live in South Florida....i see "10"'s walking around all the time.

2-Numbers wise there are better looking women on myspace...and many more of them.

3-Everyone is all over the country(even outside of it). The chances that someone on the board, that is actually good looking, that lives somewhere near where you do and that wants to meet up......not so great.

4-Myspace...i repeat ....If you want to find sluts to get ass from...go to myspace, or adult friend finder....you'll have much better luck...i promise.

5- Did I say myspace? Compared to the slores on myspace...the women on this board are downright prudes.

So if you are here for the main reason of getting ass, logic has it there are much better ways to spend your time.




That said....I cant even explain why I'm here...i dont even like SC's....hardly ever go to them...I dont want any ass from anyone here (not that I wouldn't take some if i was single again).

I dunno....yeah thats all.








oh and I love shot

bikinigirl04
02-21-2006, 01:51 PM
yeah whatever. you know you want me :P

AinNY
02-21-2006, 02:44 PM
yeah whatever. you know you want me :P

you just want me to be gay(er than I already am)

Moneywise
02-21-2006, 08:38 PM
1-No offense or anything, (im sure I'm going to get hate for this and not that Im so great looking myself)....but of all the pictures i've seen on these boards....most of the "strippers" here arent really that special looking. I live in South Florida....i see "10"'s walking around all the time.


There are a couple. For instance, SusanVA's avatar makes me want to just find the nearest corner and deposit my DNA into it. However, for the most part you are absolutely on point.



2-Numbers wise there are better looking women on myspace...and many more of them.



LOL.. so true. Myspace is like the new AOL. Find me someone that doesn't have a myspace page. That shit is crazy...



3-Everyone is all over the country(even outside of it). The chances that someone on the board, that is actually good looking, that lives somewhere near where you do and that wants to meet up......not so great.



a/s/l?



4-Myspace...i repeat ....If you want to find sluts to get ass from...go to myspace, or adult friend finder....you'll have much better luck...i promise.



or cams.com for sluts that are always there for you when you need that special someone. 3D glasses not included.




5- Did I say myspace? Compared to the slores on myspace...the women on this board are downright prudes.




OH MY FUCKING GOD! How dare you say the word prude around here? Time til a certain prudish mensa rings in 5..4..3..2..



So if you are here for the main reason of getting ass, logic has it there are much better ways to spend your time.



I'm just here for the free popcorn.

Richard_Head
02-21-2006, 09:23 PM
Find me someone that doesn't have a myspace page. That would be me.

Katrine
02-21-2006, 10:11 PM
I'm here just to tease the pricks. ;) That is, when I'm not pretending to be some 60 year old needledick who thinks he/she lives in Thailand ;)

FBR
02-21-2006, 10:20 PM
Kat, say it aint so. If you are nothing more than a needledick Im gonna jump off of the nearest tall curb ::)

Alas, all the money you could have earned (fuck all that financial planning bs LOL)

FBR

sander8son
02-22-2006, 12:00 AM
im gonna have to agree with big-A on most of that. im shocked whenever i find out that someone one from here is decent to good looking. i find that most of the members and dancers in general aren't that hot. then again, everyone's got different tastes. i haven't had much luck on myspace, but i really haven't tried to nail any chicks on there. i guess id have to give a shit for it to matter.

AinNY
02-22-2006, 06:03 AM
im gonna have to agree with big-A on most of that. im shocked whenever i find out that someone one from here is decent to good looking. i find that most of the members and dancers in general aren't that hot. then again, everyone's got different tastes. i haven't had much luck on myspace, but i really haven't tried to nail any chicks on there. i guess id have to give a shit for it to matter.


you still havent tried to nail me :'(



:rotfl:

bikinigirl04
02-22-2006, 07:23 PM
well don't i feel stupid :D katrine you fucker lol

edit....ok apparently i missed the sarcasm in katrine's post. i'm so confused.