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yoda57us
02-24-2006, 07:50 AM
I didn't realize women actually still douched; never been with a woman that has, and I was sure everyone knew the negative effects of that procedure.


Good old soap and water applied regularly works for me...heck, I'm even willing to help!

mr_punk
02-24-2006, 06:54 PM
No big loss, Mr P, he wasn't even donkey punching the girl.:rotfl:really? whew! thanks.

So without further ado I will repost the original w/ the high top fade action and the wonderful dress that sheltered my dna exceptionally well.LOL..MW with a high to fade.

swtoppua
02-26-2006, 07:15 AM
Her name? Deb. We still keep in touch by phone and email to this day. She’s now married to a semi-wealthy traveling Archaeologist. The special thing about all of this is the fact we still keep in close touch with each other.



MW is still the only one that gets my post. The topic isn't the "best fuck of your life" its "the fuck of your life". I gave an example, and it did not describe a supermodel or acrobatics.

It's the fuck, the woman, the girl, the experience, the emotion, the pleasure, the lasting imprint on you, that defined sex for you, and possibly love, for years to come. Even if later experiences and women surpassed it...no matter...this is the one that defined you.

Of course this is a ridiculous question to take too seriously, but isn't that the point here?

TigersMilk
02-28-2006, 01:19 AM
In mexico on my high school graduation. I had met this hot Texan boy who was on the same trip as me staying in the same hotel. He told me his room number ealier that night. We danced and danced and got really drunk (what else is there to do?). We said we'd meet up later before he left for home. So about 5:30am I call his room and I say Im coming over. I walk over in my bikini and t-shirt and got my as he said it "dick-down". Damn that was awesome...his friend was in the bed next to us.}:D

swtoppua
02-28-2006, 03:26 AM
"Melroy": ... A contraction of our names and my dorky choice of a team name

Uh-oh. You did this and she liked it? If you see her doodling your name on her Peechee's or much worse her imagined married name with your last name.... then looks like your no strings girl may have developed some real strings. Cut off the money. Maybe it's for real. Could it be?

Oh the drama that could unfold..... if it is, then get her to join sw first so she can officially be SW's first certified home wrecker. ;) My apologies if she's already a member under some clever nom de plum.




I don't know if the rest of the posting was a joke or not, but publicly portraying real names is not allowed.

FBR
02-28-2006, 08:55 PM
Uh-oh. You did this and she liked it? If you see her doodling your name on her Peechee's or much worse her imagined married name with your last name.... then looks like your no strings girl may have developed some real strings. Cut off the money. Maybe it's for real. Could it be?

Oh the drama that could unfold..... if it is, then get her to join sw first so she can officially be SW's first certified home wrecker. ;) My apologies if she's already a member under some clever nom de plum.

1) She doesnt doodle on Peechees, bar napkins or whatever

2) If I cut off the money then that would be me trying to make it real

3) If she had the time she might enjoy SW but other life pursuits take priority

4) No home wrecking. She is on the cusp of her career. Im at best a diversion as she is for me


FBR

Katrine
02-28-2006, 09:37 PM
Cheeeeeeeeeerist....can you be any more pathetic????

yoda57us
02-28-2006, 10:15 PM
Cheeeeeeeeeerist....can you be any more pathetic????

Wow, you got home fast.....;)

Katrine
02-28-2006, 10:33 PM
I guess I'm equally pathetic too Yodachka....wtf was I thinking?????? :(

yoda57us
02-28-2006, 11:38 PM
I think the third Mexican Martini may have clouded your judgement a bit....hey, we're all human...;)

swtoppua
03-01-2006, 05:16 AM
I don't know if the rest of the posting was a joke or not, but publicly portraying real names is not allowed.
Of course it was a joke. It was a play on a famous author's name. Not all that famous I guess.



I still have hopes for Miss D. She's 2 inches taller and about 20 lbs heavier but she rocks. Plus shes a kick ass video trivia partner LOL

...[later post]
Im at best a diversion as she is for me


I don't see this as outrageously pathetic, "Melroy" notwithstanding. Keep having fun.

And consider giving her a mulligan if she drunk-dials you. It happens. Just remember to turn your ringer off when these calls would be inappropriate. ;)

FBR
03-01-2006, 06:18 PM
Cheeeeeeeeeerist....can you be any more pathetic????

Kat LOL Damn, tell us what you really think ;)

Actually, in my view pathetic would apply to the guy who spends ass loads of money and doesnt get anything in return other than lame dances, false promises of future intimacy and the unpleasant sensation of his ears burning as said stripper disses him in the dressing room for being so PL.

How about I accept semi-pathetic since I've only stuck in in once and that was an accident. We all know that oral sex and lotion banging don't count :P

FBR

Katrine
03-01-2006, 07:34 PM
FBR mylove, the pathetic comment wasn't aimed at you. :)

threlayer
03-08-2006, 09:27 AM
MW, WTF is that photo supposed to be? It lookes like a deformed rhinoceros.

I believe it is the five square inches of her dress that wasn't cum-stained. Thanks for the cropping.

Moneywise
03-08-2006, 06:42 PM
I believe it is the five square inches of her dress that wasn't cum-stained. Thanks for the cropping.

LOL. You're a winner! You're welcome. I enjoy sharing stories of things that happen in my life. I've been a very bad boy over the years. }:D

itsjustjustina
03-11-2006, 05:31 PM
#272 in my upcoming Justina 1000 gangbang video.

[ ;) ]

juan
09-21-2006, 08:17 AM
I was a young sailor in Sasebo, Japan. I bought this young lady out of the bar.
I didn't realize that only got her outside the door and didn't pay for hotel and
taxi etc. She was fresh out of Tokyo and didn't speek a word of English so I
started to wave good bye when she pulled me into taxi cab. The cab proceeded
to this beautifull hotel in the hills it was Japannese, no shoes with low ceilings
so even a short guy like me had to duck his head. When I got to the room it was beautifull. It had a bed built into an alcove with mirrors around it and a sheer
in front. She started watching what I perceived as the Japanese version of the
Tonight Show. She and the tv audiecne were laughing. I was a little bored but extremely excited to be with an exotic woman in a strange land. I kissed her
softly and coaxed her to bed she felt wonderfull and had this little moan in my ear.
I was the kind of drunk where I was hard and numb below the belt so I pumped for hours while she moaned. The next Morninig she bought a cab ride back to
town and I kissed her good bye. This was pure sex and I am 58 yrs. old now
and remember it fondly.

Delany
10-11-2006, 05:57 PM
Best sex of my life...still working on it. I do have great memories though. Virgin South Korean boy who shook during the whole event. His skin was sooo smooth and silky. My ex, fantastic model-type body. Currently a beautiful blue eyed man who is the best at oral :D

Vyanka
10-12-2006, 07:28 AM
Definately a male model I use to date 3 years ago. Such hot piece of male eye candy. Tall, dark, had full kissable lips, and ripped abs. Good God, such a masculine perfection of a body along with a nice.... ;D Just by looking at him I didn't need foreplay, I was already... :raincloud And we got to do it repeatedly over and over and over. Sessions felt like they never ended. Damn.

vegasric
10-13-2006, 10:45 PM
Ohh.. My ex-gf.. The sex was unreal.. best we have ever had. We have lost weeks of our lives just staying at home fucking out brains out. There is something about her that changes me, and likewise for her.

It was MAGICAL.. I get depressed just thinking about it now.. I still love her so much.. and I know she still loves me..

WillStrip4Shoes
04-26-2007, 07:20 PM
A one-night-stand found in a bar in SoCal. His name was Johnny, or Jamie.. something like that. He had this hard rock punk look going on.. many tats, crazy spiky hair, piercings... His dick was not ginormous by any standards, I'd say around 7 inches or so.. but he was the best oral sex and the best fuck ever. EVER.

crizgolfer
04-28-2007, 04:18 PM
There was a woman that I worked with many years ago. I was 31 and she was 40. I had never thought about dating an older woman before. She was VERY attractive and we got along great. Had the same sense of humor...everything. Anyway, I finally figured out that I wanted to take her out, so I did. It was abourt 3 months of fantastic sex (after that I figured I better get back to work...;D ) . It is too bad she could not get comfortable with a relationship with a younger guy.

I was crazy about her and of all the woman I have dated, or had relationships with, she is the only I really ever think about. It was more than the sex that made the sex so damn good. You know what I mean?

Nicolina
05-24-2007, 11:42 AM
Easy. Three letters:


T-O-O
:) :dazzled: :lovestruc



I'm afraid he's ruined me for other men.:-\

dayzed
05-24-2007, 04:21 PM
The f**k of my life is... the one that comes next.

At least, that's the approach I try to bring each time out.

(I view sex as distinct from fucking. You can have have lackadaisical sex, in fact it can be quite pleasant. But if you set out to fuck somebody, you best bring your A-game.)