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Vyanka
03-13-2006, 01:07 PM
He was back in the day.Him squandering most of it and screwing people over left and right has left him with not a whole Hell of a lot.

I think the perfect dream man is one that is loaded and is also hung like a horse.

:P

Hell yes! My man is blessed with a nice cock, & physically...mmm. In a few years his account will be up there too. Not braggin', just sayin'. :D

onlythebest
03-13-2006, 01:12 PM
Hell yes! My man is blessed with a nice cock, & physically...mmm. In a few years his account will be up there too. Not braggin', just sayin'. :D

Hey,that's great!!!We definately need more men like this in the gene pool nowadays.I'm so sick of losers.

Vyanka
03-13-2006, 01:32 PM
Hey,that's great!!!We definately need more men like this in the gene pool nowadays.I'm so sick of losers.

I'm telling you...NYC. ;D

Clara_M
03-13-2006, 01:37 PM
I think it's photoshopped - look at where it connects with the base, it's a bit fuzzy. Good PS job, though.

onlythebest
03-13-2006, 01:41 PM
I'm telling you...NYC. ;D

Ya know,I notice this on both coasts.There are a lot of great men in California too.

Vyanka
03-13-2006, 01:48 PM
Ya know,I notice this on both coasts.There are a lot of great men in California too.

I've dated this asshole from Cali once, lol. But I can't tell how the men are. I've only been there to visit that shit head in the past.

onlythebest
03-13-2006, 01:51 PM
I've dated this asshole from Cali once, lol. But I can't tell how the men are. I've only been there to visit that shit head in the past.

There are great men there.I wanna move back there so badly.

Karren1415
11-14-2006, 08:20 AM
Ive seen many big and small, Its hard to say which type of race, size etc has the biggest, I know most black men have huge ones where as whites are not so big.

I mean check out one of my exes, this is seriously what I had to deal with, no messing.

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p77/Karren1415/exswilly.jpg

Ugh, some guys just dont pack shit at all, I wont get into what it was like with him.

Biggest one Ive seen is probably 11.5 inches and quite thick, the sex was none too bad actually.

susie2
11-14-2006, 03:05 PM
The biggest guy I ever saw was about one and a halph of my wrists, and longer then my fore arm. I tried to give him head but I couldn't even fit his head in my mouth so I looked up at him and start giggling and said how the fuck do I do this? We ended up screwing, but the large condomes wouldn't even cover it all the way and he could only put it in halph way. I fealt bad for him. That was when I was 17.
Recently, I met a guy who is about the size of 2 coke cans, but slightly smaller girth(only slightly). He was the perfect size. Could barely fit my mouth around it. Heh. Can't wait to go out w/him again:D Just to know, he was a skinny white guy. Really tall too.

Aine
11-14-2006, 06:57 PM
I fooled around once with a guy whose penis was about the size of my thumb (and I have little girly hands). And it was crooked. We didn't have sex but he gave AMAZING oral. I guess when you're that small, you have to discover other ways of satisfying a woman.


His name wasnt Danny was it?? If it wasnt, you just described the Danny I know to a "T".

Anyway, the biggest IRL I've seen and had was just short of 10 inches. Another I've seen only when he did his playgirl spread that made me say OMG was Peter Steele from the band Type O Negative.. wow!!! Very impressive!!!

Lysondra
11-14-2006, 07:06 PM
Biggest? It was 11" long and thick as a coke-bottle. We TRIED to have sex, lets put it that way. Oh did we try. ;-;

Smallest? I couldn't find it.

Lola Rose
11-14-2006, 11:59 PM
this thread is so funny!!! I think I would be impaled by some of those things, espically mr. photoshop! I'm a tiny girl. I actually broke up w/ a guy b/c I knew I'd never be able to have sex w/ him/ We tried, TWICE, but ouchie!!!!!! about 9inches, and thick as my wrist. I had no problem giving him head tho.... I've got a bit of an oral fixation;)

Karren1415
11-15-2006, 06:22 AM
What do you all think affects penis size?

Do you think the taller a man is the bigger his willy will be?

Can being fat for a man effect th size of it.

Ive noticed black men tend to have bigger ones than whites, but who knows.

scarlett_vancouver
11-15-2006, 09:06 AM
lol...

Karren1415
11-15-2006, 04:52 PM
Lol at the pic, you reckon its real?

This one deffo isnt.

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p77/Karren1415/SexyMan002.jpg

madmaxine
11-15-2006, 06:23 PM
Biggest d*ck ever? Easy. See him all the time, on the TV and "the Internets."

hyzenthflay
11-15-2006, 06:44 PM
A friend in high school demanded one of our guy friends show his to us. He did and it was coiled up like a snake. I've only seen a few above average guys since.

DylanAngel
11-15-2006, 07:31 PM
Biggest dick I ever saw was my ex. 6 feet 2 inches of pure DICK...hence the "ex".

AkashaM
11-15-2006, 07:51 PM
take a look at the 80's porn star Long Dong Silver, lol.

whoa nelly!

leilanicandy
11-15-2006, 10:13 PM
Long Dong silver wow!

Karren1415
11-16-2006, 09:52 AM
Wow its otuching his knees!

Ive found black men to have the largest willies.

PaigeDWinter
11-16-2006, 03:59 PM
I'm PRAYING that these are fake. (http://www.insanecockbrothas.com)

leilanicandy
11-16-2006, 09:00 PM
Than Paige do not go to Jamica. I seen a couple swing there!

hardkandee
11-16-2006, 09:07 PM
I'm PRAYING that these are fake. (http://www.insanecockbrothas.com)

That's so funny. My boyfriend works for that site!!!!

Karren1415
11-17-2006, 12:42 PM
Whilst we are on the subject.......OUCH!

http://lukasland.com/humour/Visual-Rude/Penis-01/Shower.jpg

Windy
11-18-2006, 03:36 PM
haha um i havent seen too many big ones...the first dick i ever "encountered" at 15, i got scared because it was so THICK! possiably coke can size. i was like uh....

then the longest ive seen is this persian guy i used to date...maybe 8-9 inches, pretty thick.it was so annoying to suck it! i never fucked it tho, i was a little younger and still a innocent virgin :)

im not really a big fan of huge dicks. i like average size, 5-6 inches, i think theyre cute and easier to deal with.

MObabe
11-20-2006, 05:59 PM
I dated this guy off and on... image deep throating a guy and still being able to fit two hands on it... I mean it had to have easily been 10+ ... I can't count once they are longer than my fingertip to wrist (8")

Nautilus
11-21-2006, 08:18 PM
i can't handle big penis.

stupid small snatch.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Jenny
11-21-2006, 09:22 PM
I was working and this guy was unfortunately huge. I don't know if he got dizzy when he got an erection, but he did tell me that he was frequently inconvenienced with a frequent need for adjustments. Like he'd be out in public and realize that his penis was sticking out of his waistband, kind of thing (it actually happened while I was dancing. He was actually really embarassed because I thought he had undone his pants and was all "For crying out loud, put your fucking pants on"). Needless to say, his sex life was not wildly satisfying, because the sad thing about having an above average penis is that it is a lot harder to fuck hard. You're pretty much stuck in the "slow" lane.

I also dated a guy (for a long time) who was well above average. While I'm not decrying his abilities, I can say definitively that I prefer average. Loved him, loved the sex, but never once in the years (yes, years) we were together did I ever say the word "Harder".

scarlett_vancouver
11-22-2006, 04:53 AM
then the longest ive seen is this persian guy i used to date

Biggest I ever saw was Persian too...we'd both have one more notch on our belts if he'd been just a bit smaller.

Bridgette
11-22-2006, 10:25 AM
Biggest I ever saw, in person, it HAD to be 14-15 inches long and was definitely thick as a soda can. You betcherass I fucked it too, loved it. I cum ridiculously easy on a giant dick. It was attached to a hottie young buck from NYC. Next one was attached to an Italian NYC hottie. ***thinking maybe I should move to NYC now***

Hee, what's really funny, is I bet a bunch of the blueballers are reading this thread and telling themselves "they're a bunch of lying bitches" ;D ;D

I love big dick!!! There isn't a dick on this planet I wouldn't take on, and nah, you don't really have to stay in the slow lane. Just make sure it's well-lubed. But you can't ever take the full length of one of those monsters - it would tear something I'm sure :O

Oh and this is my new fave dick pic. Fucking PRICELESS. LOL ;D

seraya
11-22-2006, 10:31 AM
^ :rotfl: LMAO B have I told you how much I love you lately!

Bridgette
11-22-2006, 02:40 PM
Hehe. I just reread my post. I guess I should've said there isn't a **big** dick on this planet I wouldn't take on. The little ones, well those just don't even deserve attention, much less to be fucked. We don't wanna keep that kinda thing in the gene pool do we? :P

Karren1415
11-26-2006, 01:06 PM
Lmao, which dick would YOU go for, hahaha!

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p77/Karren1415/9222.jpg

Karren1415
11-27-2006, 08:20 AM
I've edited the link so it should show now.

Bridgette
11-27-2006, 07:55 PM
I think everyone knows MY answer. The big one of course!!! WTF would you do with that little thing on the right?? Flick it around with your pinky?

Katrine
11-27-2006, 11:54 PM
Oh gosh, lets see:
The 6'9" Swede of course. He could never get it all the way in. I never measured it, but had to be 12"

The little Slovenian-american boy, fucking monster! He tried and tried to get it up my ass, but couldn't come close.

American black guy, old friend. He used to whip it out in front of everyone when he had a few and just start jerkin. It was a party trick, haha!

An Italian-Canadian I met in the Bahamas. We fucked in the shower in front of a famous hockey player and his socialite girlfriend. Then we went jetskiing with my brother, and my dad bought us all cocktails in a coconut shell. Not a relevant story, just remembering back when I used to be cool, haha.

I've seen more really long ones than coke cans. And those crazy cock bruthas are using dildos, FAKE!

hardkandee
11-28-2006, 08:42 AM
And those crazy cock bruthas are using dildos, FAKE!

Yeah, they're big hollow attatchments.
If you look at the pics before editting, you can see teeth marks on the heads. ;D

Karren1415
11-28-2006, 10:05 AM
I think everyone knows MY answer. The big one of course!!! WTF would you do with that little thing on the right?? Flick it around with your pinky?

LMAO! Your pinky would probably be bigger than it.

I would ask to draw a smiley face on it.

beauty21queen
12-06-2006, 11:29 PM
I agree with bridgette god I lovve big dick;D it better be good if not just a waste of time

MisguidedAngel86
12-07-2006, 10:37 AM
I've seen one that was about he girth of a coke can, and about 9.5 inches, not a 'size matters' girl, but it was nice ;) I have also been with a guy that was relatively small, although not as small as what some of you have been describing, but hell he knew how to use it haha

Karren1415
12-13-2006, 08:25 AM
It got me thinking before, I was watching a TV programme on porn, despite the fact that he was short and very fat, he had quite a big dong!

SassyMom
12-13-2006, 12:02 PM
I knew two brothers in high school - one had 12 inches and the other had 10 inches. All they did was complain that no girl would get anywhere near them. The biggest I've actually seen was 8.

Green Apple
12-15-2006, 09:55 PM
Man, the biggest i've ever seen was like.. 7.5"...how sad is that?!

JustJayda
12-15-2006, 10:28 PM
I've seen a 15 incher b4, it was attached to a stripper in Philly named Pistol packin' Pete. The biggest one I've actually had though was probably 12 inches.

He was a guy that transffered from the Navy to the AF when I was in Boot camp. He could and would would phuck me swollen, and then he would be scared he'd break me if we did it again. He'd actually make me beg him to phuck me again. Lord knows I did it!!!

I was 19!! Yeah, it hurt going in, but once it was in there OH MY GAWDDDD!!!!

Sadly, I lost touch with him (toyally my fault) but I mentioned him to someone on here the other day, and she's from his small town!!!

Small world isn't it??? she's gonna see if she can find him for me, cuz I've tried EVERYTHIN!!!!! God's speed F.D.!!!!!

exotisch23
12-16-2006, 12:01 AM
The biggest cock I've seen, belongs to a skinny little white boy named Matt Callan.

I couldn't resist.. ::)

http://www.myspace.com/nineandahalfinchjoystick

JustJayda
12-16-2006, 12:04 AM
I couldn't resist.. ::)

http://www.myspace.com/nineandahalfinchjoystick

OMG, that's my regular at DD's!!!

























j/k

kittenkat
12-16-2006, 11:01 PM
Well, flacid penis doesn't really indicate a whole lot. I've seen a lot of weeny falccid penises grow into at least average (if not more) size when erect.

hardkandee
12-16-2006, 11:50 PM
^^

Show'ers vs Grow'ers!!

Lysondra
12-16-2006, 11:52 PM
My boy is DEFINITELY a grower.

It looks like a mouse peeking out of a hole otherwise.. hahaha.