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mr_punk
03-03-2006, 09:08 PM
recently, i was at the sc to meet up this stripper that i pay to sit on my balls. she returned from a break from dancing. first, a little background. she has a very, very exceptional body. in fact, too exceptional. i always thought it was impossible for her to have that body. why? (1) she eats like a pig (2) she goes to the gym only on a semi-regular basis and (3) for as long as i have seen her. her weight has never fluctuated..ever. now, i may not be able to tell you the color of a woman's eyes. however, i do have good eye for bodies. so, if someone looks as ripped as an teenage mutant ninja turtle action figure. unless, one is dieting, working out or blessed with good, but rare genetics or some combination thereof. the odds are that person is taking something. now, i had no idea what she was taking (and wasn't particularly interested in knowing either), but what ever she was taking. it was firing-up her body's catabolic processes into the stratosphere.

at first, i didn't notice her until she was upon me and spoke. the reason why i didn't recognize her is because my eyes were telling me, "14 pounds". granted that's not a lot, given her height and build, but i'm shocked because her break was only 4 weeks. in the course of the conversation, she tells me that she put on 12 pounds (well, i was close). "uh..yes, i can see.", i replied in my discombobulated (thanks howard cosell) state. it turns out that she took a month off in order to stop using meth. meth? well, that explains the 5% body fat. it probably also explains why i made my first OTC meeting with her. the last OTC meeting and kept everything ITC.

anyway, she tells me her immediate goal is to stay clean and lose the weight before it gets out of control. she starts talking about going to the gym more often, dieting, etc. needless to say, i'll believe it when i see it. so, i suggested that she should try an ECA (ephedrine/caffaine/aspirin) stack to increase her metabolism. she seemed interested to know more. so, i gave her some more information. later, as i'm leaving the club. i recalled that ephedrine is basically low-powered meth, but without the high. i wonder if she knew it as well? if so, isn't that sort of like a recovering alcoholic drinking near beer? i wonder how this is going to turn out.

Jenny
03-03-2006, 09:26 PM
Dude - don't go around giving strippers heart murmur. That is not an adequate tip.

yoda57us
03-04-2006, 06:27 AM
Hasn't the combo of ephedrine and caffeine been known to cause heart attacks? Jeez Punk, does twelve pounds make that much difference when she's grinding on your lap? I would have figured you for the type to just cut her loose and find another stripper.

SportsWriter2
03-04-2006, 11:33 AM
I would have figured you for the type to just cut her loose and find another stripper.

Listen to the master and cut her loose, Mr P. It's bad news when they go into cardiac arrest. :-\

Katrine
03-04-2006, 04:35 PM
Eventually, even the ephedra will stop working anyway. Plus, she has jacked up her metabolism permanently, its going to be really hard to keep the weight off now without uber discipline. Its one of my silly fears for quitting cigarrettes because they suppress appetite and I already eat like a horse as it is....

mr_punk
03-04-2006, 06:08 PM
Dude - don't go around giving strippers heart murmur. That is not an adequate tip.perhaps not, dude. but hey, in the words of great hollywood philosopher and pretty boy, Fernando Lamas, "remember, darling, it is better to look good than to feel good".

Listen to the master and cut her loose, Mr P. It's bad news when they go into cardiac arrest.:-\why? i'm thinking about starting a dead pool. anybody else in?

ok, i'll get serious.


Hasn't the combo of ephedrine and caffeine been known to cause heart attacks? Jeez Punk, does twelve pounds make that much difference when she's grinding on your lap? I would have figured you for the type to just cut her loose and find another stripper.well, i didn't say she that i thought she was fat or unattractive. otherwise, i would have stuck the fork in her myself. anyway, to answer your question. if you have any kind of heart problem. you shouldn't take ephedrine at all. if anyone has taken a medication for asthma, bronchitis, allergies or a cold. many of them contain ephedrine or pseudoephedrine. in fact, if you look at the warning label look on the back of the box. it will commonly read something like this: do not use if you have high blood pressure, a heart condition, taking an MAO inhibitor, etc. it also will list potential side effects such as dizziness, heart palpitations, increased heart rate, etc. ironically, they also put caffeine in some of the non-drowsy brands of cold medications. yet, other than the baltimore pitcher (who suffered from mild hypertension). how many major league baseball players have you heard about on the news or ESPN dying from ephedrine? furthermore, while MLB "get tough" drug policy has banned steriods, amphetamines (which is a bigger problem than steriods) and ephedra use. ironically, MLB didn't ban ephedrine.

my point is that whole public uproar over the use of ephedrine is absurd and the FDA is bowing to that public pressure. it's a legal OTC drug that's used in different types of medications. it's effects have been well known by the FDA and the medical community for years. And like any other drug, it has side effects, it can be abused, improperly used or cause problems if one has a pre-existing medical condition, but ephedrine isn't Fen-Phen. interestingly enough, the pharmaceutical industry is spending millions of dollars (the weight loss industry is worth billions) to develop their own thermogenic drugs similar to ECA and people will gobble it up by the handful. furthermore, like any other medication, they probably will carry their own set of adverse effects, but the difference will be about..say about $3 a pill.



Eventually, even the ephedra will stop working anyway.no, that's not quite true. yes, your body will build up a tolerance to the possible side effects, but not to the thermogenic effects. the biggest mistake people make when using ECA is to increase their dosage (despite the warnings not to do so) when they build up a tolerance. in any case, i'm talking about ephedrine not the herb ephedra (which has been banned by the FDA). the difference between the two is analogous to the difference between vitamin C and oranges. the ephedrine you find in the products i'm talking about is synthetic in origin and without getting into a long explaination about biochemistry. the problem with herbal ephedra is that it contained a "form" of ephedrine that's more potent and easily metabolized than the "form" they sell OTC.

Plus, she has jacked up her metabolism permanently, its going to be really hard to keep the weight off now without uber discipline. Its one of my silly fears for quitting cigarrettes because they suppress appetite and I already eat like a horse as it is....ECA is no magic bullet. it increases one's metabolism slightly, but not to the levels of meth or amphetamines. so, you still have to diet and/or exercise in order to lose weight.

yoda57us
03-04-2006, 06:18 PM
Punk: I'm impressed by your research but I just don't go around telling other people what to do with or put into their bodies. Hey, whatever works for you.

mr_punk
03-04-2006, 06:36 PM
Punk: I'm impressed by your research but I just don't go around telling other people what to do with or put into their bodies. Hey, whatever works for you.for me? LOL...how about for 99% of the population.

yoda57us
03-04-2006, 06:49 PM
for me? LOL...how about for 99% of the population.

Well, I think you are exagerating statistics (that don't really exist anyway) to justify your actions but it doesn't really matter. I'm only refering to your post and the conversation you had with a particular dancer.

mr_punk
03-04-2006, 06:58 PM
Well, I think you are exagerating statistics (that don't really exist anyway) to justify your actions but it doesn't really matter. I'm only refering to your post and the conversation you had with a particular dancer.justify? i didn't imply that i was right or wrong in my actions. it is what it is. how many times have you seen this scenario played out:

bob: man, my sinuses are killing me.

stan: have you tried claritin. it really works for me.

my point is simply that most, if not all people, have at one time or another suggested to another person what to put in their bodies. now, you may have never done it..i don't know. i just know that most people have done it at one time or another.

Katrine
03-04-2006, 07:01 PM
I think Ephedra is back on the market isn't it? I used to pop Mini-Thins in business school to get through exams and projects. Then I discovered Adderrol...which works much better AND I am sure keeps the metabolism high since its also speed....

FBR
03-04-2006, 07:07 PM
You fuckers can all blow me. Im on so much blood pressure medication if I toyed with those pills Id be posting here from the afterlife ;)

FBR

yoda57us
03-04-2006, 07:17 PM
BP Meds! I got tons FBR. I buy in bulk.

Punk: Yeah, whatever, like I said, I'm only talking about one post.

velvet
03-05-2006, 09:16 PM
You fuckers can all blow me. Im on so much blood pressure medication ;)

FBR

and "IT" still works? wow. hehe. i had to go there

LOGANLAKEN
03-05-2006, 10:25 PM
HEY,Is anyone else offended by MRPUNK's atavar!?? Is this someone hitting a woman??!!!

Jenny
03-06-2006, 06:04 AM
^^
Honey, he never learned the difference between positive and negative attention. You're just encouraging it.

yoda57us
03-06-2006, 06:05 AM
and "IT" still works? wow. hehe. i had to go there

I won't speak for FBR but 50mg of Viagra does wonders in overcoming the side effects of BP meds. WoooooHoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!}:D

evan_essence
03-08-2006, 07:28 AM
I'm offended by the fact that he's actually having a conversation with a stripper about something other than, "Bend over, bitch." WTF is up with that? Bizarro Punk?

-Ev

yoda57us
03-08-2006, 07:40 AM
I'm offended by the fact that he's actually having a conversation with a stripper about something other than, "Bend over, bitch." WTF is up with that? Bizarro Punk?
-Ev

I'm sure it's only because those extra pounds are making it more difficult for her to bend over...

TarynJolie
03-11-2006, 11:06 PM
What the hell :O I know from reading his posts that Punk gets off on treating women poorly but giving a dancer advice that could kill her is well, uhm a bit :


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and often by the pursuit of immediate personal gratification in criminal acts, drug addiction, or sexual perversion

mr_punk
03-12-2006, 07:10 AM
HEY,Is anyone else offended by MRPUNK's atavar!?? Is this someone hitting a woman??!!!yes, but i'm sure he has a very good reason. seriously, i did have an avatar of a man with his head lovingly snuggled between the cheeks of a woman's ass. however, that was deleted because it was too sexually graphic. so, i thought i would go with with a violent motif. which is as american as apple pie.

Honey, he never learned the difference between positive and negative attention. You're just encouraging it.sure i do. i just need a good enough reason as to why i should humor someone either way on a MB.

I'm offended by the fact that he's actually having a conversation with a stripper about something other than, "Bend over, bitch." WTF is up with that? Bizarro Punk?argggg...ye had the cap'n wrong all along, lass. i'm no heathen. me mum raised me to be a proper gentlemen to the wenches. why, i'll have you know that i did wait until the tart stopped talking before i said, "right...git yer tits out, luv".

What the hell ? I know from reading his posts Punk is into treating women poorly but giving a dancer advice that could kill her is wellreally? you think she's going to die? well, you do know SCJ is running a stripper dead pool. you want in on the action? the pot is up to $500.

TarynJolie
03-12-2006, 03:28 PM
SCJ is running a stripper dead pool. you want in on the action? the pot is up to $500.

No thanks. I don't get my kicks from people being hurt or thinking about people dying.

TarynJolie
03-12-2006, 03:52 PM
HEY,Is anyone else offended by MRPUNK's atavar!?? Is this someone hitting a woman??!!!

Yup, it shows a man beating a woman in the head with his fist. And yes it is offensive and has been reported.

I am quite sure that was the point of his using it was to offend.

We will have to see if images of violence against women are allowed on these websites or not. If they are not then I am sure a mod or admin will do something about it sooner or later.

doc-catfish
03-12-2006, 04:54 PM
Yup, it shows a man beating a woman in the head with his fist. And yes it is offensive and has been reported.
Well, offensive comes in many colors. Does that mean we would have to get rid of all the marijuana avatars as well? Or avatars showing an erect penis? Or avatars that are political in nature?


We will have to see if images of violence against women are allowed on these websites or not. If they are not then I am sure a mod or admin will do something about it sooner or later.
Umm, this is the blue site isn't it?
:O

Jenny
03-12-2006, 05:06 PM
Okay - I really don't care what punky has in his little avatar. But seriously - you really think that an erect penis is offensive in the same way that a woman being punched for someone's sexual gratification?

And even on the blue side, some people think it is kind of fucked up to punch women that you are having sex with. Witness the thread regarding that very topic.

doc-catfish
03-12-2006, 06:25 PM
Okay - I really don't care what punky has in his little avatar. But seriously - you really think that an erect penis is offensive in the same way that a woman being punched for someone's sexual gratification?
Like I said, offensiveness comes in different colors (offer your left hand in a handshake sometime). I mean if we had an avatar of a fat woman crushing the erect penis under her bunion ridden foot, would that change things? (Oh yeah....someone DID have that avatar once).


And even on the blue side, some people think it is kind of fucked up to punch women that you are having sex with. Witness the thread regarding that very topic.I'm one of those people. Precisely why I never bothered to dignify that thread by commenting on it.

But that's not the point. This side of the site is supposed to be the boys playpen, our oasis from the land of "you customers are nasty pigs, 99% of you are losers, and if you post in Stripping General we'll castrate you with a pair of rusty scissors" upstairs. A place were to my knowledge, Punk has never posted, not even once.

Now it seems, were being told what to do over here too. Granted there are posting guidelines, but I'm not certain that his current avatar, offensive as it is, violates them.

mr_punk
03-12-2006, 06:46 PM
Yup, it shows a man beating a woman in the head with his fist. And yes it is offensive and has been reported.oh, don't worry. no porn actress were brain damaged during the filming of "Donkey Punch". why, the fact that they signed up for the film is proof enough, they were brain damaged before the cameras started rolling.

I am quite sure that was the point of his using it was to offend.offend whom? you? BTW, who the hell are you? i see you have over 400 posts, but i don't recognize the name down here.

We will have to see if images of violence against women are allowed on these websites or not. If they are not then I am sure a mod or admin will do something about it sooner or later.oh, scary, scary...not you calling the mods, but PC strippers with their panties in a bunch. did someone forget to take their midol today, cupcake?

But seriously - you really think that an erect penis is offensive in the same way that a woman being punched for someone's sexual gratification?yes. especially, if it's an avatar of lexington steele's penis. in fact, an avatar of his flaccid penis would still be offensive. i really don't need the complex.

And even on the blue side, some people think it is kind of fucked up to punch women that you are having sex with.okay, but i hope those people do know it's a movie with actors and actresses paid to fuck on film.

I mean if we had an avatar of a fat woman crushing the erect penis under her bunion ridden foot, would that change things? (Oh yeah....someone DID have that avatar once).oh yeah, i remember that. i don't recall anyone being offended by the pic.

This side of the site is supposed to be the boys playpen, our oasis from the land of "you customers are nasty pigs, 99% of you are losers, and if you post in Stripping General we'll castrate you with a pair of rusty scissors" upstairs. A place were to my knowledge, Punk has never posted, not even once.i never posted on SW period. you see, i can leave the biatches to their own devices. the problem is they can't leave me to mine.

Jenny
03-12-2006, 07:06 PM
Like I said, offensiveness comes in different colors (offer your left hand in a handshake sometime). I mean if we had an avatar of a fat woman crushing the erect penis under her bunion ridden foot, would that change things? (Oh yeah....someone DID have that avatar once).
Yes. I can see how that would be offensive. And gross. And, frankly, I might feel it is a criticism of my feet. Years of high heels have given me bunions, hammer toes and absurdly high arches. I have ballet dancer feet without the benefit of grace or skill, and I am very sensitive and I would thank you not to bring it up again.


I'm one of those people. Precisely why I never bothered to dignify that thread by commenting on it.
You are a better person than I. There are few things that I can fail to dignify with my lack of comments. I'm weak and immature.


But that's not the point. This side of the site is supposed to be the boys playpen, our oasis from the land of "you customers are nasty pigs, 99% of you are losers, and if you post in Stripping General we'll castrate you with a pair of rusty scissors" upstairs. A place were to my knowledge, Punk has never posted, not even once.
Oh come on. Now you're doing that thing where you act like stripperweb comprises the known universe. If you look at the number of times I've posted tonight one could see how I might feel that way; but I'm sure you are much more sane. There is no oasis, because there is not desert. It's a message board, not your nation.


Now it seems, were being told what to do over here too. Granted there are posting guidelines, but I'm not certain that his current avatar, offensive as it is, violates them.
Well, that is something that moderators may decide. I personally don't care. But surely finding fault with an avatar doesn't violate posting guidelines either? I seem to remember a conversation about peas, and whether they had legs or "hoses" and don't remember getting MY panties twisted up in indignation.

mr_punk
03-12-2006, 07:29 PM
Well, that is something that moderators may decide. I personally don't care. But surely finding fault with an avatar doesn't violate posting guidelines either?no, but to whomever is offended. say you piece and get over it. it's a movie for crying out loud. it's not the first and it's certainly not going to be the last offensive avatar that's going to offend their sensibilities.

I seem to remember a conversation about peas, and whether they had legs or "hoses" and don't remember getting MY panties twisted up in indignation.no, but you're less PMSsy and don't take youself as seriously than most of the other broads. why, you're a shining example of the good that can happen when a woman takes her midol.

Jenny
03-12-2006, 07:33 PM
Oh, honey. Midol won't do this. I have to go right for the heroin.

TarynJolie
03-12-2006, 09:49 PM
Well, offensive comes in many colors. Does that mean we would have to get rid of all the marijuana avatars as well?

Point taken.


to whomever is offended. say you piece and get over it

already done .


who the hell are you? i see you have over 400 posts, but i don't recognize the name down here.

I read here fairly often but leave this side to you boys most of the time but this thread struck a nerve . I don't take too kindly to people intending or encouraging harm on others.

easy_e
03-13-2006, 08:07 AM
I read here fairly often but leave this side to you boys most of the time but this thread struck a nerve . I don't take too kindly to people intending or encouraging harm on others.

It struck a nerve with me too. I watched my dad physically abuse my mom until I was old enough to beat the shit out of him and send him to the hospital with 3 broken ribs. That was the end of the abuse. Men who abuse women (and children)are cowards and scumbags, and that's one thing that will turn me from a peaceful and calm person into a raging maniac.
On the other hand, we have a constitutional right to freedom of speech and it is left to the individual to use that right in a responsible manner. There will always be things written that aggravate others because of their personal experiences. But that same freedom of speech means that it's ok to state what you believe and stand up for what you know is true.

Jenny
03-13-2006, 11:01 AM
^^^
Okay, can we put this freedom of speech thing to bed? Constitutional rights apply to interactions between the government and individuals. That is the government cannot legislate against your freedom of speech, or levy their power against you in any other way. That doesn't mean that private individuals (such as Pryce) are obligated to provide you with a forum. For example - I can order any guest in my house to shut the hell up about anything at any time or else get the fuck out. The U.S. federal or state (or municipal for that matter) cannot order a citizen to shut the hell up or get the fuck out. You see the difference?

I am writing a paper even as I speak trying to show circumstances in which this is not so, and trust me - it is a very, VERY unconvincing argument.

Sorry - you know how a girl was talking on the other side about how deliberate illiteracy pushes her buttons? That's how I feel about constitutionalism. Nobody has a right to free speech on this board. Equality is a slightly more complicated argument. Pryce could, at this minute if he wanted to (or people authorized to act for him, like the Mods) insist that we immediately embrace the tenets of the flat earth society or Raelian philosophy or ban us all and not be violating a single constitutional right. JZ, please dont make us be Raelians. I was a Raelian already and it didn't work out.



"JZ, please dont make us be Raelians."
No problem, Jenny - I don't think FBR or I have said or done a single thing in or about this thread. - JZ

easy_e
03-13-2006, 11:41 AM
Apparently the constitutional thing struck a nerve. All I was trying to say is that for every point there is a counterpoint, as well there should be. It's up to the mods to censor this board, which is their call, not the goverments as you very correctly stated. Some things, however, violate common decency and that's where individual responsibilty comes into play.

Neville
03-19-2006, 03:36 AM
Bit of handbagging going on in this thread I see. :D I'll try and bring the thread back on topic. I remember taking meth way back in my uni days when I was a bit of a disco bunny in London - it's amazing for keeping your weight down because not only does it speed up your metabolic system but it also suppresses appetite. I remember I would lose two kilos every weekend (of which probably one kilo was fluid) from clubbing on Saturday nights and then not eating (or sleeping) on the Sunday.

As for "legal" ephedrine products like those found in bodybuilding supplements, I would doubt they would have much effect on this girl. There's a massive difference between taking pure methamphetamine and ephedrine/pseudoephedrine blends. I remember back in those crazy, foolish (and thankfully long past) clubbing days when we ran out of speed or e we'd look at taking Sudafed Forte tablets (with 120mg of pseudoephedrine). Did pretty much fuckall. I'd say this girl's pretty safe. :)

mr_punk
03-19-2006, 11:01 AM
As for "legal" ephedrine products like those found in bodybuilding supplements, I would doubt they would have much effect on this girl. There's a massive difference between taking pure methamphetamine and ephedrine/pseudoephedrine blends. I remember back in those crazy, foolish (and thankfully long past) clubbing days when we ran out of speed or e we'd look at taking Sudafed Forte tablets (with 120mg of pseudoephedrine). Did pretty much fuckall. I'd say this girl's pretty safe.thank you. it's not as if i offered her a speedball or something.

yoda57us
03-19-2006, 11:30 AM
Free medical advice, unless it's from a doctor, not a couple of strip club junkies, is worth exactly what you pay for it.

threlayer
04-26-2006, 02:19 PM
Everyone wants a pill to fix their problems. You get on pills as a permanent fix, and you are then addicted to the pharmaceutical or street drug industry forever.

No one wants to do any work anymore to fix their problems. That's why this country is now second rate and going downhill fast.

"Faster and easier are better." That's just BS.

lola025
05-03-2006, 08:43 PM
I read here fairly often but leave this side to you boys most of the time but this thread struck a nerve . I don't take too kindly to people intending or encouraging harm on others.

I know me too. I sometimes read here and whatever fine. Boys will be boys. To me that aviatar is like hard to watch. But I guess it's all fun and games to you. Maybe you have many lady friends who are like "cool, I love when men punch me in the head while fucking me!" or maybe NOT.

Sinful333
05-11-2006, 01:52 PM
I have never posted on this side, and just registered and usually keep my words minimal.

However, I have read this whole post and couldn't help but laugh because from how I took the original post, he was trying to be helpful not an asshole.

To funny,

Sin-