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dayzed
06-10-2006, 02:07 PM
Yesterday this stripper bounced up to me and asked "hey, wanna dance"? If the dancer is right, I will at times accept the offer phrased this way, but her gum-smacking delivery prevented me from doing so in this instance. Before I even really thought about it, my response slipped out, "sorry, can't do it, that's a rule 12 violation.
Let me know if you don't want me stealing your material. This can make for a pretty great change-of-pace response in the right situation.
GenWar
06-10-2006, 05:04 PM
Dayzed:
I am flattered and honored. Me and several wingman are sitting on the deck of my new house, playing beirut and reading SCJ and we all got a big kick out of this. Feel free to use it as much or as little as facilitates your fun.
I will warn you...they can piss off dancers. This happened to me a week ago...Check out my forthcoming TR.
-gen
GENWAR is that you in your avatar or Suge? Because you said you were unattractive, and I'm scrolling through reading your posts cuz they're turning me on, (I'm not a stripper YET, so you can believe me) ...blah blah
Gen, you are becoming a celebrity. Be careful...the crazys are coming out :O
FBR
Peter from L.A.
06-13-2006, 08:02 PM
While I'm not in the league of many here I have been to many a strip club. Many of the rules discussed here are good and well reasoned and I hope you don't mind if I add some of my own.
1.) No is not a dirty word. I know what I like and if it's not you then please don't be offended by "no thank you" said politely. I know being a dancer takes guts sometimes but it really isn't personal. I was in a club in Vegas awhile back and dancer not of my flavor took great offense to my "no thank you but I hope you have a good night" answer to "do ya wanna dance?". The dancer went off on me. Yelling, making a scene, the whole bit. I'm a veteren of SC's so I just calmly asked the bouncer that I had tipped for a chair to bring the manager. Problem solved.
2.) I tip almost everybody. I want to be entertained and I let them all know but I don't expect it for free. Happy to pay for a nice night's fun.
3.) If I get "stuck" with a dancer that I'm not interested in and rule #1 hasn't worked I tip her a 20 to "hey, see that hot chick over there doing nothing, could you ask her to come over?". Works every time. Sometimes they get a little pissy but hey, a 20 is a 20, I'm being honest, and I'm releasing her to find a paying client.
4.) If you don't like the dance tell her to stop. Seems kinda tough I know but I'd rather they knew that the perfomance isn't great. How would she get any better if she isn't told? I'm always very generous as I truly appreciate the efforts that even those that aren't great bring to the party. I've paid girls to stop dancing for me. Weird huh? Before you jump on me for this one let me say this: if you had bad breath you'd want someone to tell you right? Sort of the same thing for me.
5.) Reward the best. If you find the right combo then you MUST pay her to stay. The combo of fun, sexy, hot, great conversation etc is rare in the SC world. When you find that then you just let her know she done for a loooong time. Pay her well.
6.) Make it fun for everybody. Buy the waitress a dance, buy the DJ a dance, let loose with some money - in short, create a party but be aware that you are in someone else's house.
7.) Don't be an ass. Stay within your zone, relax, have a cigar and a drink and enjoy the show.
Just my own set of rules that mostly only apply to me.
Thorn
06-15-2006, 12:57 AM
OK, so R/H asked me to post these, so I am.
I see much wisdom here, but a lot for newbies to try to remember.
There are a few "newbie" rules I give to friends just starting out in their strip-club haze.
1) No matter what you hear, no matter what you see, no matter what anyone tells you different, it is your big head that must always have the final say on what you do and say in a strip-club.
2) In regard to rule number 1, always have said big head with you when you walk into a club.
3) Pack said head with as much common sense as possible and use it.
4) In the beginning, eyes and ears open, mouth shut. You will learn much in a very short time. Who knows, it might even get you closer to what ever it was that brought you into an S-C in the first place.
5) Keeping well to rules number 1 thru 3 and have as much fun as possible.
Any newbie I knew who used those rules never found himself in trouble, and frequently had every bit as much fun as he intended.
Casual Observer
06-15-2006, 07:21 AM
The GW Rule that matters most is number eight. Everything else can be gleaned from its basic premise--don't be an idiot, about anything.
Other than that, I generally subscribe to Yoda's philosophy about clubbing (minus the fixation on Brazilians):
Here's the sum total of my aquired knowledge regarding how to tell whether a dance will be to your liking or not: Find a lady you like, buy a dance, if it's good buy another, if it's bad don't.
Don't try and over think this, it's just tits and ass.