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bikinigirl04
03-16-2006, 01:23 PM
fyi, I treat all the dancers with the utmost respect and half the time I don't get dances at all, (well, maybe a few), I just like to drink and talk and compensate them for their time. Once in a while I get lucky and have a lot more fun than anticipated. BTW I was not completely naked, still had my socks on. :D

lol!
can't have your little toesies getting cold! that was very thoughtful of her to leave your socks on after she stripped you down.

rockie
03-16-2006, 01:29 PM
BKG,
Stay blue! You can give it, you can take it, and you can hold your ground. You made the blue side lively today! When I go to sleep tonight perhaps I'll sleep more soundly dreaming of a Best Lapdance Still To Be Had - Lithe, artful dancer...music to my ears.

bikinigirl04
03-16-2006, 01:33 PM
hehehe rockie....don't worry, you haven't seen the last of me ;)

bikinigirl04
03-16-2006, 01:37 PM
BKG,
You can give it, you can take it, and you can hold your ground.

i think that was due to not having smoked any weed yet. in about 3 minutes i won't be able to argue my way out of a paper bag}:D

easy_e
03-16-2006, 01:41 PM
lol!
can't have your little toesies getting cold! that was very thoughtful of her to leave your socks on after she stripped you down.

If you absolutely must know the details, I kicked my shoes off for better leverage than the pants around the ankles thing would allow :O , and at that point no one really cared about the socks. It was quite thoughtful of her to fuck me, however.
;D

bikinigirl04
03-16-2006, 01:43 PM
If you absolutely must know the details, I kicked my shoes off for better leverage than the pants around the ankles thing would allow :O , and at that point no one really cared about the socks. It was quite thoughtful of her to fuck me, however.
;D

::) of course.

easy_e
03-16-2006, 01:44 PM
i think that was due to not having smoked any weed yet. in a
about 3 minutes i won't be able to argue my way out of a paper bag}:D

Now I've decided that I like you. Hope you don't smoke that mexican crap. 8)

rockie
03-16-2006, 01:53 PM
I'm still stuck on little ole BKG slithering on any of us!

easy_e
03-16-2006, 02:25 PM
I'm still stuck on little ole BKG slithering on any of us!

slithering is a good thing. :)

GenWar
03-16-2006, 03:50 PM
Hrm...

My new fav, Miss M, has this uncanny ability to remove me and her to a different world where every 4 minute $30 lap dance lasts an hour. She is absolutely magical but I don't know if I could boil it down to something that could be conveyed here.

So instead I'll tell you about a memorable one. I was at my favorite club but the ATF was no where to be seen. Probably the wingman grabbed her and hit the dance room when I wasn't looking. I am sitting, bored, idly droping TJs on stage when a lovely but unremarkable brunette sits next to me, picks up my cigar, and take a big inhaling puff. She immediately choked but was good natured about it and started chatting me up. She had a smooth, even SS flow with a smile that reached her eyes and the ability to laugh at my bad jokes without it seeming fake. She gave it some time before going to Rule 15 and when she did, she did it with style and pizzazz. How could I say no?

Back in the dance room, she settled up and began the dance. My heart sank, TOTAL air dance. Oh well, win some, lose some...that's what I get for going back without doing any research/homework. I looked up, preparing to enjoy what little view my $20 would buy me. I caught her eyes and she locked them to me. Suddenly, I realize I couldn't look away...she had a piercing, direct gaze that was almost like a physical force. And she exuded sensuality. It was amazing...beyond some light rubbing and some light thigh grinding, she was hardly touching me but the dance was easily one of the most erotic I had ever experienced. When we reached the end, she didn't ask for a second. In hindsight, I realized she was a little worried because I was staring blankly into space and probably drooling a little. I wandered dazed back to my seat and sat there for an indeterminate amount of time until the wingman and the ATF return and asked me what was wrong. Snapping out of it, I replied, "oh, umm...nothing."

I never saw her again. Don't know what I'd do if I did.

-gen

mark45y
03-17-2006, 05:32 AM
YIKES! Talk about rampant extras! I wanted to know how to give a better grind but I guess the can of worms is open. Oh well.

What made a lap dance memorable to me was the rampant extras. Air dances are a dime a dozen. Everyone does them. I think air dances are a rip off unless the woman is a great beauty. It makes little difference to me what her moves are if the lady is a Miss America candidate I just like to look. Great beauty is like great art and I put looking at it in the same category as going to a fine art museum. If a dancer does not have great beauty I think extras are the only way for her to give a memorable lap dance.

yoda57us
03-17-2006, 05:59 AM
Hrm...
I caught her eyes and she locked them to me. Suddenly, I realize I couldn't look away...she had a piercing, direct gaze that was almost like a physical force. And she exuded sensuality. It was amazing...
This, for me at least, is the key component in any great LD. I don't care what a girl looks like or what she does or doesn't do. If she can't pull me in wit her eyes it's probably going to be one and done.

Years ago, before there where LD's this is how women got you to spend money on them. Make no mistake, there where RILS and sugar daddies way before there where full contact lap dances. It used to be strictly stage tips and conversation at the bar or at a table. That was it. No VIP, no PD area. Yeah, it helped to be beautiful and have a great body but the girls who could use their eyes and their facial expressions (in other words, their heads!) where and still are the ladies who clean up. The brain is the body’s most powerful erogenous zone.

mr_punk
03-18-2006, 06:32 AM
i know there are tons of hookers out there parading as strippers.hey! they're not hookers. they just happen to be real friendly. uh yeah, that's it.;D

BKG,Stay blue! You can give it, you can take it, and you can hold your ground.LOL...you have no idea what you're asking for.

mr_punk
03-18-2006, 06:37 AM
I've worked in clubs where heavy grinding was pretty standard fare. I have always strived to please my customers (within the rules, of course). And I would like to know what makes a lapdance stand out for you? Have you ever gotten a verrrrry memorable lapdance? Why was it so special? Are there any special moves that drive you wild? Please share any and all information, leave no lurid detail out.for me, there's no such thing as the "best". however, i've had plenty of nasty (but in a good way) and very nasty ones. ok, to give a nasty lap..

YIKES! Talk about rampant extras! I wanted to know how to give a better grind but I guess the can of worms is open. Oh well.oh, i see. you want to become a better cock grinder...literally. well, since you're used to heavy grinding. this shouldn't be a problem for you. the one thing that separates the better cock grinders is their constant cock awareness or cock vision. they avoid the common mistakes that other dancers seem to make.

1)make sure willy is wide awake and learn keep him that way: there is nothing more painful than a stripper grinding away on a soft cock. so, unless you like hearing shrieks of agony. make sure the guy has wood. on a side note, if you're going to use your knee. please, proceed with caution. hitting a guy in the balls is also real boner killer. anyway, at the beginning of the dance. you want to make sure the dick is hard before you start grinding. during the dance, make sure you're not putting the complete weight of your body his cock. otherwise, willy tends to fall asleep because you're cutting off the blood flow to our brain.

2)let willy run: become familiar with the direction that willy likes to point. if your customer is wearing very thin, oversized soccer shorts (or any other kind of thin clothing) sans underwear. it's a piece of cake. anyway, some guys perfer grindage while willy leans to the left or right. while others prefer that willy points straight up and close to the body.

3)position the PL correctly: for maximum grindage, pull the PL legs slightly forward in the seat into a slouching position. in fact, some sc perverts (like myself) slouch so far down in their seats. they look like astronauts preparing for take-off in the space shuttle. if willy like to lean to the left or right. open the PL legs and straddle the leg that willy likes to lean. if willy like to point up. keep the PL legs closed and straddle his lap.

4)the RCG: learn it, like it, love it. this position isn't about making goo-goo eyes. it's about grindage and when it come to grinding. it's the bread and butter move of any good stripper. listen to the customer's cues. if he pulls your hair..arch your back. if he grabs your hips..grind a little bit slower or faster (but remember about your body weight). if he slaps your ass...you're doing a good job. if he's doing all three..you're doing an excellent job.

5)mix it up: grinding is okay, but too much grinding can put willy to sleep. men like variety. so, your boobs will work just as well as your ass. so, rub them against willy or if he's not wearing underwear, wrap them around willy.

6)auto-pilot syndrome: a very common stripper mistake you'll want to avoid. strippers tend to fall into scripted, repetitive loops, daydream or just plain get lazy while giving laps. as a result, they tend to do the same thing over and over again without regard to willy. bad move because if you take care of willy. willy takes care of you. otherwise, willy goes soft. the blood flows back to the big head. the customer regains his senses. the wallet closes shut and the customer is looking for another stripper.

SportsWriter2
03-19-2006, 06:24 PM
if you take care of willy. willy takes care of you. otherwise, willy goes soft. the blood flows back to the big head. the customer regains his senses. the wallet closes shut and the customer is looking for another stripper.
Ah yes, The Truth about Dancing in a nutshell. :)

SportsWriter2
03-19-2006, 07:35 PM
It was maybe 1:20 on a sunny day in July, but the club was perpetual midnight. Near the end of the first song, she stopped and asked if we could meet at the beach in 45 minutes. When the song ended, she went to the dressing room, changed into her street clothes, and walked out forever. We met in the far corner of the beach parking lot and disappeared into the back dunes (a protected habitat) with beach towels and a sun shelter. Five-three, 100 pounds, long curly dirty blonde hair, A boobs, smoothest cookie I have ever seen. The only bed (of sand) dances I have ever had. :D

Sophia_Starina
03-20-2006, 01:20 PM
wtf is an rcg?

"4)the RCG: learn it, like it, love it. "

lunchbox
03-20-2006, 01:27 PM
wtf is an rcg?

"4)the RCG: learn it, like it, love it. "
reverse cowgirl

mr_punk
03-20-2006, 02:49 PM
wtf is an rcg?the reverse cowgirl. if you have good upper body strength and the space. you can embellish the position by leaning forward towards the floor and getting more of a crotch-to-crotch grind rather than a butt-to-crotch grind. the position sort of looks like the kind that is seen in a human wheelbarrow race.

ICE1000
03-20-2006, 06:04 PM
Hey Scarface03, I have to ask, was your dance at Club Alex's? perhaps by a dancer whose stage name starts with a "G" (although it has a "J" sound)

yoda57us
03-20-2006, 06:40 PM
Hey Scarface03, I have to ask, was your dance at Club Alex's? perhaps by a dancer whose stage name starts with a "G" (although it has a "J" sound)

I'd bet money on it.....

rockie
03-20-2006, 06:50 PM
I had to backtrack to see where that came from, as I missed the referenced post! Come on now that could be any dancer - Not!

ICE1000
03-20-2006, 07:12 PM
Hey Yoda, I just want to say hi. I'm located in your geographical area. I'm new on this site, which you would obviously know. You were kind enough to reply to my questions several weeks ago on the StripClubList Alex's section. I was "Frank" on those posts. I've been clubbing for a year now, and between my actual experiences and doing "catch up" reading on this site, my head is spinning - but what alot of fun, as well as intrigue, though.

yoda57us
03-20-2006, 07:14 PM
The constant eye contact and the boobs on the arm thing gave it away.....

Seem to be a lot of Boston folks on this board.

rockie
03-20-2006, 07:26 PM
Sorry, my retired fav was 75% of that description, and I'd take that in a heartbeat. The full experience is what nails it! Kev elsewhere

yoda57us
03-20-2006, 07:46 PM
Rockie, The Lady I'm talking about isn't retired}:D

Ice1000: Welcome to the board. We can always use another fan of the Brasileras here on SCJ. Viva Brazil!

rockie
03-20-2006, 07:55 PM
Just back from Brazil! There is no one else that fits the full description there. Not my favorite, but rocked my world at Club A beyond anyone else there. My retired fav wasn't as blessed!

scarface03
03-21-2006, 02:07 AM
Hey Scarface03, I have to ask, was your dance at Club Alex's? perhaps by a dancer whose stage name starts with a "G" (although it has a "J" sound)

Yup, you are absolutley right. }:D

Sophia_Starina
03-22-2006, 06:13 AM
Thanks for all the input, especially thanks to mr_punk. :)

Rip
03-25-2006, 04:48 PM
YIKES! Talk about rampant extras! I wanted to know how to give a better grind but I guess the can of worms is open. Oh well.

-- <LOL!!> I haven't had quite the experiences Easy_e & Mark45y reported, altho' see my 2 recent TRs on Chez Paree SFO & how S. got me -- she has the best combination of finesse & contact for me -- she manages to touch me in lots of places @ once & be gentle while giving me nice but not too heavy SS & *moaning/sighing* a little, again not too much, but it added spectrum. (This is a good way to get the dance outta me in the first place: ante up @ the tiprail. I know diff'rent clubs have diff'rent contact rules, but do what ya can. Eye contact counts.)

Well, her sweetness @ the tiprail got me to the couch (she only gets $10 for the couch dance, but it's the slippery slope leading to Downstairs). Lots more contact, nuzzlings, nibblings, & general "Gee, I like you" nonverbal SS. It did wonders for my brain chemistry. She didn't get me downstairs that time, but by the time I got off the couch I had decided I would go downstairs w/ her the next time I came in. See my second TR for the denouement. I never got any "extras" (even tho' they're more like the main attraction @ that joint) & wound up giving $70 to the ho who wuz more sweet than slutty -- & I didn't even particularly like her looks. The other thing that worked was that she gave me eye contact-smile from time to time & really paid attention to how I was reacting. I wouldn't say it was my best lap dance *ever,* but it was in the top 5 or so.

You were askin' abt how to do a better grind, & I'm saying that (for me @ least -- uh, we're not all alike

either!) it's not just the grinds; it's the whole package. Sure, I like grinds, but I like 'em 5 times better when they come with plenty of contact, cuddles, caresses, & a bit of SS. But to be honest, my needs change from time to time: sometimes the slutty approach gets me.

So really the answer to your original question is, "There is no one way to give the ultimate dance, but it has a lot to do w/ *reading your custie,* giving him a lot of attention, & acting like you really like him. Own your sexual power & be confident."

Rip

Pretty_Penny
03-26-2006, 11:38 AM
are you kidding? guys can and do make up shit like that all the time. lol. damn. so sorry, if your stories are true please forgive my "ignorance."
also yoda i wasn't even talking about you, i don't think you had even replied yet when i made my post (i could be mistaken there, don't haul off and call me ignorant again if i am) so why you pickin' on me? lol. your story actually doesn't sound so full of shit, it was more the one about getting stripped completly naked by the stripper and fucking in the v.i.p. that sounded a little farfetched. sheesh, you guys say the pinkies are too sensitive!


that kind of thing happens all the time where i live. -i- don't do any extras, but there are MANY clubs around here where that is the norm. since it's the norm, the girls who DO offer extras tend to go above and beyond. i know women who've done it. i know plenty of guys who've honestly had it done to them. i don't agree with it happening in a strip club. i just wish those girls would become escorts. wouldn't they make more money that way anyway?

mr_punk
03-31-2006, 06:24 PM
You were askin' abt how to do a better grind, & I'm saying that (for me @ least -- uh, we're not all alike either!) it's not just the grinds; it's the whole package. Sure, I like grinds, but I like 'em 5 times better when they come with plenty of contact, cuddles, caresses, & a bit of SS. But to be honest, my needs change from time to time: sometimes the slutty approach gets me.

So really the answer to your original question is, "There is no one way to give the ultimate dance, but it has a lot to do w/ *reading your custie,* giving him a lot of attention, & acting like you really like him. Own your sexual power & be confident."true, but easier said than done. IMO, most strippers tend to be very poor at reading men. i suppose, that's why they tend to rely heavily on scripted routines. OTOH, customers are even worse when it comes to sizing up strippers. which is further compounded that many of them, tend to be passive in their dealings with strippers. ultimately, it ends up being a comedy of errors.

doc-catfish
03-31-2006, 07:18 PM
I can't really say that I've had the "ultimate" lap dance,
After last Saturday night, I'm going to have to take that back.


but I will state that what makes a lap dance memorable is when the gal puts little embellishments into her performance to tailor it towards fitting that little fantasy in my head.
And some young hottie finally did just that. She found my magic button, I told her she found it, I gave her a little encouragement how to push it just right, and she did it just right, over and over and over, and then some more, and some more after that. I mean it wasn't perfect, but it was damned close. Granted, I was primed up for it, but I have never had a dancer disarm me so completely and convince me that there was no point in stopping until my tiproll was completely depleted. I barely had enough money to stop by Sonic on the way back to the motel.


it's not just the grinds; it's the whole package. Sure, I like grinds, but I like 'em 5 times better when they come with plenty of contact, cuddles, caresses, & a bit of SS. But to be honest, my needs change from time to time: sometimes the slutty approach gets me.
Yes. That's exactly what this experience was like. I mean she didn't just have the grind down, but her SS and her demeanor just made you go..."wow!" The only problem with an experience like that is that you really have no way to match it. She told me she was working again the following night, and like an idiot I came back in and lo and behold she wasn't there. Oh well, my car tags and insurance are due in a couple weeks anyway.

Perhaps I'll write a TR if I can get the shit eating grin off my face. }:D

Sophia_Starina
04-08-2006, 05:13 PM
Doc, I wish customers were as open as you are. I would love to KNOW that I'm doing something right. Sadly alot of guys are tight lipped in the lap dance room. Shy guys, go figure. They're so agreeable too, I ask if they like what I'm doing and they say "yeah" I ask how I can make them feel better and they remain vague, so within 2 or 3 songs they end up getting "the sampler" but the results are an end to the dance or many many more dances with a vip room or two after that. I wish things were more consistent and a guy would ask me to do a move just how they like it. I'm running out of ideas, how can I make custies more comfy to share their fantasies with me?

yoda57us
04-08-2006, 05:29 PM
I think that may be a process that starts before the dance does. I like a bit of get aquainted time before heading to the LD area. A lot of guys do. I think some of us are almost more open and flirtacious at a quiet table or at the bar than we are when you are naked on our laps. At the very least, a bit of verbal foreplay definitely opens me up before the dances start.

mr_punk
04-08-2006, 07:27 PM
Sadly alot of guys are tight lipped in the lap dance room. Shy guys, go figure.get used to it.

They're so agreeable too, I ask if they like what I'm doing and they say "yeah" I ask how I can make them feel better and they remain vague, so within 2 or 3 songs they end up getting "the sampler" but the results are an end to the dance or many many more dances with a vip room or two after that.and then they'll come to SCJ and bitch about your shitty dances.

I wish things were more consistent and a guy would ask me to do a move just how they like it. I'm running out of ideas, how can I make custies more comfy to share their fantasies with me?you mean short of developing mind reading skills? your best bet is probably polishing up your SS skills to get them to open up. your LD attitude sounds good. anyway, the reason why customers won't tell you to "bend over and stick out your ass" is because customers are commonly shy with sex workers. they're self-conscious and are afraid they might offend you. many customers gravitate to strippers who appear to relate to them and quickly create a false sense of intimacy and affection. furthermore, it has to seem to him as if she genuinely likes and cares about him and not just his wallet. which is why those same customers tend to stick to the same stripper. however, it's easier said than done and perhaps you might find the neediness more trouble than it's worth.

Hidendragon75
04-10-2006, 09:27 AM
You wanted every lurid detail...It's written in more of a story format, but it's all true ;D

It was last Monday, I came into the club with a bit of a chip on my shoulder, I was having kind of a bad day and generally just a bad week overall. It was a busy night, lots of butts in the chairs, lots of girls working. I sat down about 2 rows of chairs away from the stage, somewhat separated from the main bulk of the crowd.

I see her walking towards me, she's wearing a cute little bikini bottom and halter top. With a big smile on her face she waves and comes up to me and asked, we greeted each other briefly, and asked if I wanted a dance...Inside I was thinking "like she has to ask, hell yeah!!!" and I may have even said that "Hell yeah" part out loud...She leads me over to the couch area, and as I'm sitting down and getting situated She looks down at me and says "against the wall and spread'em"..I replied with the only thing I knew that seemed appropriate "Yes ma'am" ;)

So now the dance really begins...

She leans in close and informs in a somewhat matter of fact but sexy tone "I'm feeling saucy tonight" I don't know if it was meant as a warning, a tease, a statement or what, but something inside me told me she meant it and this was going to be something special. But knowing what I know now, I view it as more of a warning. She leans in, pressing her body against mine, she felt my cellphone in my pocket poking her in the leg and she said sly tongue in cheek grin "Is that your phone or are you just happy to see me?" I panicked for a witty come back and all I could throw out was "BOTH!" She turned around and sat squarely on my lap, firmly and gently rocking her hips in a circle, she turns around again also got close and said "Mmmm You smell yummy" (I was wearing a good quality after shave) }:D

And in the first 10 seconds of the dance, I knew she meant it!!! Something was different about the way she moved, I've had many dances from her and the are always fun and sexy, but this was different and it went beyond simply more contact. She put her body against mine firmly and tightly, her hips were moving with a sexy flowing motion, she removed her halter top of the bikini almost right away, her beautifully shaped breasts inches from my face, she glides those ample breasts of hers over my face...Her skin is amazingly smooth and soft, and she tilts her body to one side just in a manner that makes one of her nipples graze teasingly over my lips, my mind and body is pretty much overwhelmed at this point already. Her she tilts her head over and exhales softly over my ear, I could feel the hairs on my neck standing up already, her mouth she tenderly puts my earlobe between her lips.

She then expertly executes this beautiful body slide, down the entire length of my body, ending up on her knees in front of me, she places her fingertips on my crotch and using her fingernails runs them down the length of my inner thighs...If it wasn't so damn hot, it would have tickled...She topped off this maneuver by placing her hands on my knees, and bending her body forward, neck down, rubbing my crotch with the top of her head...Turns around and sits in my lap again, not forcefully but definitely with some vigor grinds against me, for what seemed like a long time. She leaned back, reaching behind her to run her fingers through my hair, resting her head on my shoulder...she continued to move her body against mine, her face was so close to mine I could have kissed her, and if I didn't know better I would have thought she wanted me to.

She continued with the dance...Sliding her breasts over my face, her body over mine, touching and teasing me with her nipples, running her fingers over my thighs and crotch, grabbing me and pulling me closer to her, running her fingers through my hair, kissing my earlobes, breathing onto them...I don't know what the exact rules of contact are for this club...but I suspect she may have been close to bending one or two. I could be wrong....She always gives sexy dances, but she was dripping with sensuality, out of every pore in her skin, I don't know if it was pheromones or what...But I was blown away by her.

She often makes small talk with me during the dance, but there was none this time, she was definitely focused on what she was doing.

The dances are 3 for 1 on Mondays, but she danced beyond that for 6 whole songs. I know I lost track of time, and I suspect she probably did too. After finishing the dances, she asked me how that was...and I mumbled "I can't talk right now"...and I meant it....I was speechless...She put her bikini back on and said she was sorry (we usually chat for a few following a dance) but she had go on stage...And with that, she kissed me on the cheek and went to go do her thing on stage. :O

It's safe to say, this is the best lap dance I've ever gotten...So far that is. ;D

CarGuy
04-23-2006, 04:36 PM
Last Thursday was unique. I have been viviting this club for about 2 months now and it is a small club with only a handful of dancers. It is somewhat ruaral and the clientele can be stingy woth their dollars...or so it seems. These two dancers I clicked with immediately and over the course of the last 8 weeks I have spent a bunch on one in particular. They come into my business (car dealer) and we chat and have fun....she calls periodially during the week and we text back and forth. Anyhow.....back to the Thursday night dance..
Thursday was 4/20 which is a grass smoking cultural holiday I guess....a blunt at 4:20...on 4/20..whatever. So they were looking to get hooked up and of course I get to be the hero and supply them with their nightly toke fest.

I go to the auction and stop by the club on the way back.....and they mob me at the door (I like being one of the favs)....I immediately take my girl in the back for a champainge dance (30 minutes) and she tells me how great she is feeling, the grass was great....she is feeling hot...etc. normal shit that gets you pumped but tonuight it was a little different.

We get back and I am the only one back there, no small talk, no how was your day like usual....she was direct and forceful and got down to business. Did I mention she is only 20 , sweet, sexy and flirty?

Anyhow, I decided to wear some thinner jeans and go comando that night as I have faithfully ready all of Mr.Punk's worldy advice...by the way the avatar is stunning...the donkey punch has been an inside joke between a few friends for years....
So the fella and his friends are hanging loose and immediately I can tell this is going to be fun. My girl slithers all around gives me a bunch of deep hugs expressing her gratitude that I showed up that night...etc...that always makes guys feel special...but I am not a newbie either. She never dances 100% nude but tonight the thong kept getting displaced and she would rub her self and lick her lips and such....it was pretty hot and the fact that she does not show everything all the time adds to the excitement. Well that night I had a virtually inexhaustable supply of extra $1's that I use to tip with during the dance.....and tonight...it was put to good use....ones in the g-string to which she made every effort to rub her kitty against my hands.....ones between the chest which she encouraged some groping ( I never take advantage of anyone), and of course the ones stuffed in the pants that are removed with her teeth.
But the highlight of the dance had to be the $1's that she took from my mouth with her mouth....she likes doing this to me and over the course of the 10 or so VIP's she has gotten closer and closer to a kiss on the lips....and tonight it was a full on french kiss....That was hot! I honestly couldn't get enough... and I don't think she could either. After a while a I would ask "where do you want it?" and she would ALWAYS place it in my mouth and take it back with hers. So this was pretty hot and then of course she "had" to start sucking on my fingers...OMG...that was pretty hot as well. This girl is incredible and we have developed somewhat of a friendship which is weird, but she is a lot of fun. And I love to make my "donations" to her bank account.

Ahhh. can't wait for next Thursday.

pumpkin22
04-24-2006, 12:09 AM
Ok, so let's here from guys that have gotten good TASTEFUL lapdances, and what made it special. Lets get some tips that the rest of us can use to make our customers happy.

mark45y
04-24-2006, 01:59 AM
I can only speak for myself but the only reason I ever paid for an air dance was to get a phone number. Please don’t construe that as prostitution. I genuinely like strippers and I found it easier to meet them in a club than a grocery store. I really don’t remember the details of any air dance that I have had or I would relate it to you.

Hidendragon75
04-24-2006, 02:52 AM
I hope you weren't referring to my post... :O

kdogg247
04-24-2006, 06:27 AM
"Tasteful" is in the eye of the beholder.

CarGuy
04-25-2006, 06:16 AM
If i wanted tastefull...I would play bridge or join a book club. I don't want to ride bareback in the club, but air dances are simply pointless.

pumpkin22
04-25-2006, 10:30 PM
Why are you all assuming that if a dancer isn't being a prostitute, she must be giving air dances? What about some type of middle ground?

Besides, if you guys are so against air dances, why even bother going to a strip club? Why not cut out the middle man and just get a prostitute for the night?

Jenny
04-25-2006, 10:36 PM
Now, baby - where is the conquest in that? I think part of the point is to get the woman to do something she doesn't really want to do - something she doesn't do for everyone, and something she is doing against her better judgment. They're guys. They're taught that bending women to their will is part of being a man in junior high. I mean you can try to break this idea in a personal relationship, but there is no point in getting worked up over customers.

Jenny
04-25-2006, 10:40 PM
"Tasteful" is in the eye of the beholder.
I think you're right actually. I could see how someone could find $20 blowjobs in a stripclub tasteful. Probably the same guys who jerk off to that thing described somewhere below in which women are rooting through various condiments filling men's ass cracks... for some purpose I don't even remember. Now here's a question: Are you one of those guys?


If i wanted tastefull...I would play bridge or join a book club.
Dude, if you think bookclubs are more tasteful than a lapdance, you really should... never, ever come to one of my bookclub meetings. Have you ever even done either of those things?

All Good Things
04-25-2006, 10:56 PM
They're taught that bending women to their will is part of being a man in junior high.

It's the only way we feel like men in junior high. It's a bitch!

Jenny
04-25-2006, 10:58 PM
Hee. And notice how I tell her, so smugly, not to get worked up over customers. I could get worked up over fruit flies if I set my mind to it: "Those fruit flies are oppressing me!"

mark45y
04-26-2006, 02:42 AM
I go to a strip club instead of a prostitute because I can take a look at the woman naked before I buy. Prostitutes don’t give you a couple of hours to examine them for pimples and telltale signs of drug use or herpes. It has nothing to do with the bending of a woman to my will. In most heavy mileage clubs there are ladies who do the OTC thing so it is not a hunting adventure. It is really frightening when you take a prostitute to a hotel room and she begins scratching or has tracks or sores. Plus you get some time to talk to the lady at the club and see if you click. If these things cost a few hundred more it is worth the expense.

kdogg247
04-26-2006, 06:29 AM
I could see how someone could find $20 blowjobs in a stripclub tasteful. Probably the same guys who jerk off to that thing described somewhere below in which women are rooting through various condiments filling men's ass cracks... for some purpose I don't even remember. Now here's a question: Are you one of those guys?

Nah. I pay at least $ 24.99 per BJ.