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kdogg247
04-26-2006, 06:42 AM
Why are you all assuming that if a dancer isn't being a prostitute, she must be giving air dances? What about some type of middle ground?
There is a middle ground. However, what one person, such as me, may think of as a high mileage dance, another person, such as you, may view as prostitution. It depends upon what you think is an appropriate level of contact. If I wanted sex, I would get a prostitute. However, I go to the club just to relax and have a good time, not for sex.
mark45y
04-26-2006, 07:00 AM
Just a question because I don’t want to get banned. A lot of strippers get busted for prostitution every day. There was quite a long thread about it on the pink side with advice on what to do in case of a prostitution bust. Since this is the customer side of the board wouldn’t the customers point of view on prostitution in strip clubs be a valid topic?
The strippers (pink side) talk about prostitution every day as escort services are discussed and other types of sex work with no prohibitions from the mods.
When the customers talk about it there is a warning. Why?
SportsWriter2
04-26-2006, 02:58 PM
I could see how someone could find $20 blowjobs in a stripclub tasteful. Probably the same guys who jerk off to that thing described somewhere below in which women are rooting through various condiments filling men's ass cracks... for some purpose I don't even remember.
To find a tic-tac and win the game.
dippidy dave
04-26-2006, 05:36 PM
i used to go after the extras girls but now i've found me a hot one that is just sexy in the way she moves. very little grinding, light contact.
and now for the best part the bitch can't count to save her life. after doing 15 or 20 dances i'll ask her how many she did cause i wasn't paying attention & she always says 8 or 9. she cut my strip club bill in half
CarGuy
04-27-2006, 06:07 AM
Why are you all assuming that if a dancer isn't being a prostitute, she must be giving air dances? What about some type of middle ground?
Besides, if you guys are so against air dances, why even bother going to a strip club? Why not cut out the middle man and just get a prostitute for the night?
I don't consider some grinding or ear nibbling...prostitution. I do not go the clubs for BJ's, or sex, I have a wife for that.
Air dances stink...a little grinding or nibbling goes along way, and certainly opens my wallet.
Jenny
04-27-2006, 07:11 AM
Must we refer to women as bitches? Did we all revert to being 12 and I just didn't notice?
doc-catfish
04-27-2006, 04:12 PM
Air dances suck. Only first timers have interest in those.
Well, lets not jump to conclusions or assume our opinions apply to everybody. In certain cities around the country, its airdance or nothing (Orlando comes to mind).
I'll bite is the price is right (like $10) and the dancer is hot, or is the price for a contact dance is so wrong that its cost prohibitive.
And while you think it would be a self-explanatory term, people seem to have different connotations of what constitutes an airdance. Airdance to me means ZERO contact (you can't touch her and she can't touch you). Some people actually refer to one-way contact dances as airdances though simply because they have to keep their hands to their sides.
pumpkin22
04-27-2006, 10:42 PM
I don't really think that grinding, ear nibbling, etc. is prostitution, I was just referring to the guys that say that they have sex or get their dick sucked in the v.i.p. - because exchanging sexual favors IS prostitution, no matter how you slice it - no matter if the girl calls herself a stripper, or what the sign says on the building.
The only reason I brought up the "tasteful" dances, is because the original question on this thread was to help get tips on how to make a lapdance memorable, and MOST strippers do not want to fuck a guy to make it memorable.
mr_punk
04-29-2006, 06:17 AM
They're guys. They're taught that bending women to their will is part of being a man in junior high. I mean you can try to break this idea in a personal relationship, but there is no point in getting worked up over customers.of course, the evil, oppressive, patriarchy is wholly responsible for a woman's lack of accountability. damn you, evil patriarchy.
I think you're right actually. I could see how someone could find $20 blowjobs in a stripclub tasteful.a BJ in a SC is no more or less tasteful than the $20 cock grind-until-he-pops...er..dancing going on in sc. it ain't the movie "Flashdance", red. BTW, the women are rooting around for a tic tac and the winner gets donkey punched.
Must we refer to women as bitches? Did we all revert to being 12 and I just didn't notice?she's right, guys. despite the fact that we are 12 yo. let's show these biatches we have some class and stop calling them bitches.
mr_punk
04-29-2006, 06:33 AM
Ok, so let's here from guys that have gotten good TASTEFUL lapdances, and what made it special.why? you some kind of artiste or something? frankly, a tasteful (whatever that's supposed to mean) LD sounds dreadfully boring to me.
I don't really think that grinding, ear nibbling, etc. is prostitution, I was just referring to the guys that say that they have sex or get their dick sucked in the v.i.p. - because exchanging sexual favors IS prostitution, no matter how you slice it - no matter if the girl calls herself a stripper, or what the sign says on the building.poor thing, no matter how much you broads consider yourselves to be artistes. a stripper doesn't have to suck cock to get arrested for prostitution. here's an recent and common example of a "tasteful" dance i've experienced in sc:
i'm buying multiple dances from this stripper. although, her "dancing" mostly consisted of slow, long and heavy grinding in the RCG position. anyway, i grab her hips to flip her around to CG, when inexplicably she stops and leans back against me....
mr_punk: umm..why are you stopping?
stripper: don't you want me to stop moving?
mr_punk: no, i want....<chuckle> hold on, i did not cum in my pants.
stripper: why not?
mr_punk: are you kidding me? i just picked up these pants from the dry cleaners. i'm not putting them back in today.
stripper: <LOL> that's lame.
mr_punk: yes, but you haven't seen my dry cleaning bill. it's so large that i may have to sell one of my internal organs.
stripper: <LOL> (stripper turns around, straddles my lap and steps up the intensity of her grinding)
mr_punk: <chuckle> i'm not cumming in my pants.
stripper: <stripper reaches behind and starts messaging the family jewels) oh c'mon, let it go.
strippers can be incorrigible at times. i guess "no means no" except when it comes to a stripper trying to keep the money flowing....LOL.
The only reason I brought up the "tasteful" dances, is because the original question on this thread was to help get tips on how to make a lapdance memorable, and MOST strippers do not want to fuck a guy to make it memorable.well, i don't know if her dance was "tasteful" or not. then again, i don't buy dances nor go to sc based on their "tastefulness". still, she was a lot of fun and as it later turned out, quite nasty (the good kind of nasty).
SportsWriter2
04-29-2006, 07:01 AM
Ok, so let's here from guys that have gotten good TASTEFUL lapdances, and what made it special.
To me TASTEFUL is when she looks and acts like an unassuming princess on the main floor, then uses her body and long hair to keep others from seeing all the bad girl things she's doing in private dances.
Jenny
04-29-2006, 12:07 PM
of course, the evil, oppressive, patriarchy is wholly responsible for a woman's lack of accountability. damn you, evil patriarchy.
oh, goddammit. I made the decision to not get involved with this conversation on the pink side, and you are just bringing it to me. I am trying to exercise some self-control here. But really. Don't you think it's interesting how dancer/woman accountability is trotted out only to vitiate/mitigate that of the customer/man? And now I must provide a link. http://catandgirl.com/view.php?loc=104
a BJ in a SC is no more or less tasteful than the $20 cock grind-until-he-pops...er..dancing going on in sc. it ain't the movie "Flashdance", red.
It's not? Fuck. What have I been doing with my life? I thought that all my customers were appreciating my artistic sensibilities, and thought of my stage show as performance art. I thought that I had been developing as an artist. I mean, I have no way of understanding the ambience of a strip, being blind and deaf and hence completely unaware of what is going on around me in my place of business, where I have spent somewhere in the vicinity of 45 hours a week (at some points. This year I have managed about 3 hours every 6 weeks. But I don't think it devolved from Flashdance to Showgirls since January).
That said - I beg to differ. I wouldn't say that the "er, dancing" is, in itself, as tasteful as... God, I don't even know what is tasteful anymore. I know too many fucking guys. Nevertheless, I would posit that it is still MORE tasteful on a spectrum of tastefulness than the blowjob.
BTW, the women are rooting around for a tic tac and the winner gets donkey punched.
Um. Okay. Ew. And she couldn't maybe get a nice foot massage instead?
strippers can be incorrigible at times. i guess "no means no" except when it comes to a stripper trying to keep the money flowing....LOL.
So you're saying that you said no, and the stripper sexually assaulted you? That's awful. I would consider pressing charges. And if she made you pay her afterward, that could consitute robbery.
pumpkin22
04-29-2006, 11:22 PM
Right on, Jenny!!
Yeah, can we get off of this whole "tasteful" thing, guys? We all know that people don't go to strip clubs for something tasteful, but there are certain degrees of tastefulness that go on in a regular strip club, as Jenny stated. You guys keep saying that lapdances are "lame" and what-not, but what about us non-whore strippers that are making money? That means somebody likes them.
I wouldn't consider myself to be an "artiste", but there is a certain degree of skill that goes into being a dancer. I would like to see you dance around in 7 inch heels, climb the pole, look graceful and sexy, and carry on multiple conversations with boring losers while appearing to be interested.
Why are you guys getting so worked up? Is it because you posted your "best lapdance ever!!" stories on here, thinking that you would look soooo cool, and then realized that, "Oh shit - she WAS a prostitute!!" and also, "Oh shit! I better go get checked for STDs!!"
By the by, my name isn't Red.
mr_punk
04-30-2006, 07:27 AM
oh, goddammit. I made the decision to not get involved with this conversation on the pink side, and you are just bringing it to me. I am trying to exercise some self-control here. But really. Don't you think it's interesting how dancer/woman accountability is trotted out only to vitiate/mitigate that of the customer/man?which thread are you talking about? in any case, i would be surprised. if you stayed away from any thread, which afforded you the opportunity to viciously castrate the patriarchy and/or berate your fellow strippers for betraying the sisterhood by suggesting a woman is accountable for anything that is clearly the fault of the patriarchy. so, what's the matter? are you having an off-day or something?
Nevertheless, I would posit that it is still MORE tasteful on a spectrum of tastefulness than the blowjob.and that statement explains why (outside of PMS), you biatches constantly claw at each other eyeballs.
So you're saying that you said no, and the stripper sexually assaulted you? That's awful. I would consider pressing charges. And if she made you pay her afterward, that could consitute robbery.so, you're saying i can sue her? excellent! i just love lawyers. they're so weaselly. they're only people who can walk in a revolving door behind someone else and come out ahead on the other side. however, if i hire you. remember, you have to go back to your coffin at night.
mr_punk
04-30-2006, 07:28 AM
We all know that people don't go to strip clubs for something tasteful, but there are certain degrees of tastefulness that go on in a regular strip club, as Jenny stated. You guys keep saying that lapdances are "lame" and what-not, but what about us non-whore strippers that are making money? That means somebody likes them.what makes you think someone is disputing that statement? i haven't seen anyone argue that all customers perfer BJ over cock-grinding or anything else for that matter.
I wouldn't consider myself to be an "artiste", but there is a certain degree of skill that goes into being a dancer. I would like to see you dance around in 7 inch heels, climb the pole, look graceful and sexy, and carry on multiple conversations with boring losers while appearing to be interested.first of all, i can't even recall the last time i paid attention to a stage show. secondly, i don't go to sc to make goo-goo eyes and get my ego stroked with SS. which should tell you that i'm not very interested in that part of a stripper's skill.
Why are you guys getting so worked up? Is it because you posted your "best lapdance ever!!" stories on here, thinking that you would look soooo cool, and then realized that, "Oh shit - she WAS a prostitute!!" and also, "Oh shit! I better go get checked for STDs!!"ummm...if you're going try to be insulting. you should make sure the person you're insulting will actually be insulted. your insult is like telling an asshole that he's an asshole and he turns around and looks at you and says, "okay. and your point is...".
By the by, my name isn't Red.well, i didn't call you red. i reserve that patriarchal name for jenny.
Jenny
04-30-2006, 02:04 PM
which thread are you talking about? in any case, i would be surprised. if you stayed away from any thread, which afforded you the opportunity to viciously castrate the patriarchy and/or berate your fellow strippers for betraying the sisterhood by suggesting a woman is accountable for anything that is clearly the fault of the patriarchy. so, what's the matter? are you having an off-day or something?
Well, I occasionally have to remind myself that I do this for fun, and that it is not my job to eradicate stupidity on the internet, and that there is NO POINT in correcting misconceptions about Catherine MacKinnon to people who have never read her.
and that statement explains why (outside of PMS), you biatches constantly claw at each other eyeballs.
I have only ever clawed out one biatch's eyeballs, and, without going into details, I can assure you that it was wholly personal.
so, you're saying i can sue her? excellent!
I was thinking more of criminal charges. It never even occurred to me that the degradation to which she subjected you could be compensated with money.
however, if i hire you. remember, you have to go back to your coffin at night.
I'm sorry I can't agree to that. And that is a deal breaker.
well, i didn't call you red. i reserve that patriarchal name for jenny.
And by the way - STOP OPPRESSING ME!
evan_essence
04-30-2006, 04:57 PM
Kee-rist. For the benefit of both sides of this debate, prostitution is defined differently in different states. Most states would include touching of the genitals through the pants, aka grinding, in exchange for money as prostitution. However, not all. For instance, Rhode Island has no definition of prostitution spelled out in its statutes. Therefore, you're both wrong about what is and isn't prostitution because it can't be generalized the way you're generalizing it. It can only be applied to specific cases in specific jurisdictions. So let's stop calling dancers who go beyond our personal comfort level prostitutes, and let's stop counterarguing that even dancers who grind lightly are prostitutes. 'Tis not necessarily so. And honestly, it's a moot point to the original question, which, can we get back to, by the way?
There's a simple way to resolve this. Specify what you want to know with more defined terms which are neutral. Two categories: What's your best lapdance ever, the sky's the limit. And what's your best lapdance ever, short of sexual contact beyond perhaps some moderate grinding, that is, short of BJ, HJ and FS. Seems frickin' simple enough, doesn't it?
-Ev
mr_punk
04-30-2006, 05:16 PM
There's a simple way to resolve this. Specify what you want to know with more defined terms which are neutral. Two categories: What's your best lapdance ever, the sky's the limit. And what's your best lapdance ever, short of sexual contact beyond perhaps some moderate grinding, that is, short of BJ, HJ and FS. Seems frickin' simple enough, doesn't it?obviously not, because some stripper got her panties all in a bunch over the previous posts and went into eyeball clawing mode.
evan_essence
05-02-2006, 06:53 PM
obviously not, because some stripper got her panties all in a bunch over the previous posts and went into eyeball clawing mode.Funny, I coulda sworn I also saw a second cat hissing and swiping at the first one.
-Ev
Stringer
05-03-2006, 12:36 AM
Best Lap dance? Have a great body, and start out with a little striptease. Then let me grab the booty, and grind on me forcefully and energetically. Allow me to control the temp with my hands. Do these things and you might just rise to the top of the ld food chain.
kdogg247
05-03-2006, 06:31 AM
The only reason I brought up the "tasteful" dances, is because the original question on this thread was to help get tips on how to make a lapdance memorable, and MOST strippers do not want to fuck a guy to make it memorable.
If you re-read the thread, you'll find the answer to this question.
kdogg247
05-03-2006, 06:35 AM
Why are you guys getting so worked up? Is it because you posted your "best lapdance ever!!" stories on here, thinking that you would look soooo cool, and then realized that, "Oh shit - she WAS a prostitute!!" and also, "Oh shit! I better go get checked for STDs!!"
Yeah, I feel so bad . . . OK I'm over it.
Boodwah
05-09-2006, 09:38 AM
Well, it seems that either there are a plethora of rock solid studs here or some guys are practicing writing for Penthouse Forum.
For a great lap dance, there are just a few things to remember.
#1. Don't slam into the crotch. And watch that tailbone. The guy's crotch is a pretty sensitive area.
#2. Friction is where it's at. Not mashing.
#3. Rub your boobs in his face.
#4. Tease him.
#5. Look him in the eyes and smile, lick your lips, and sigh. I know it's fake, you know it's fake, but we are there for a fantasy. Looking at the TV or talking to the dancer next to you just don't cut it.
#6. Ask him what he likes.
#7. When you are grinding him, act like you are getting turned on. Remember, your job is partly being an actress. This is fantasy, not real life.
#8. If you want $20 a dance, quote him a price of $25. After the dance is over, tell him just to give you $20, that you enjoyed it also. More than likely he will go ahead and give you $25 if you massage his ego a bit during the dance. So you counted on $20, but you sometimes get $25, and you get a few regulars out of it. I think you will make more money.
#9. Do some grinding facing him, and play a bit of peek-a-boo with your thong. Even if you don't show it all, pulling it tight and over to the side abit will get him worked up. Especially if you can do this while grinding him.
#10. Know the songs. Get him very worked up by the end of the song. He will want another one.
Asbat
05-09-2006, 10:19 AM
My personal lapdance I ever had... didn't involve dancing at all.
after an excellent conversation. I asked her back for a dance. as part of off the deal they will sit on your lap topless till the next dance starts. during this time I gave her a choice. you can do a normal dance but I wanna keep my glasses on this time(my eyesite is very bad). or you can just lay here with your chest against mine and rest your head on my shoulder.
she was the first to choose number 2.
during the whole song. she became more and more relaxed. about half way thru the song she falls asleep. her heartbeat slowed her breathing became slow and regular. and her fingers spasmed indicating that she was dreaming.
for those few moments I was free. I wasn't worried about work or about anything else. for the first time in a long time I was happy to be me. actions speak louder than words. and for a girl worried constantly about grabby customers and fending off the next attacker. too have her be so comfortable with me to fall asleep in my arms. it made it very special.
TifaRae
06-28-2006, 06:59 PM
She bit my ear and nipples and whispered in my ear, “I want your cum.”
She knelt between my legs and finished the song on her knees with one hand under my testicles and other behind my buttocks. She swallowed and kissed me on the lips.
That's disgusting. :O I bet she has so many STD's...
And how much did you pay for this "dance"? ::)
lunchbox
06-29-2006, 11:09 AM
That's disgusting. :O I bet she has so many STD's...
And how much did you pay for this "dance"? ::)
I bet he cares less now than he did over 3 months ago...
slims099
07-05-2007, 05:10 PM
I LOVE when a dancer kisses, bites, touches you anywhere she pleases (i dont care where she touches me, lol). If in VIP it goes further, then it goes further, but I love acting like I have a girlfriend for an hour or so. Not looking for anything committed right now so this works haha.
Macnee2
08-22-2007, 11:44 PM
The Strippers Union would string my sorry ass up if I actually replied in detail to this post, that's how good it was! Within the blurry boundaries of decency of course!
kelster
09-12-2007, 12:47 PM
For me, it was interesting to recieve a dance and have the tables turned. I learned what it is like from a customers point of view. In OR it is only air dancing or gown dancing(like a snuggle hug thing.....no lap...no joke!) So no grinding ever. You have to read people who are used to SO much more and find what things still get them. Eye contact and seeing their movements. The raise of an eyebrow or shifting as they watch can tell you if you to move in closer or display more. When I recieved a dance, her hands on my legs made me giggle when she touched my calf. These girls make BANK here too, so it can just be small details that make someone happy like paying attention and actually care what they say. I gave a guy my honest advice once, he came back to thank me with a gift from Tiffany and Co. The best dances start with the best verbal comunication and care. ;)
allendo
03-03-2008, 03:44 PM
Ancient thread I realize, but I wanted to tell about this:
I visited a certain Canadian club and wasn't sure of all the rules. The club I usually go to is strictly no touch so when I got my first dance I sat and did nothing except smiled when she started. She then grabbed my hands and put one on her chest and the other right above the vagoo. "Don't be shy..." she whispered. So after the song was up I sit back down and my buddies ask how was it. I mention that the particular dancer likes touching. Soon, we realize pretty much the whole club was all extras.
Later I get on stage since that is how tips are given as the girl takes the money from 3 other guys, sits on there face for a second then moves on. She sits on my crotch and starts pulling on my shirt. I look up, then she yanks again, cheerfully saying "Get up here!" so I sat up and landed face first in her chest. She jiggled a bit, then ask to go find her after her show.
So I looked. And looked. She disappeared. When I thought I found her another girl walked by and pinched her in the ass. As the girl turned around I saw that is was not the stage girl, but she still looked pretty cute so I said "that looks like fun, can I go next!" she then said sure, so I pinched it and then she said "C'mon, want a dance?"
I obliged. We quickly enter the VIP room and I ask if there's any theme rooms with beds (Another club I've gone to featured some) and she said that there were no beds here, but that she got off at 2 and we could go find one! I figured I didn't have the money (Or the insurance) So I said not right now. So we get started, and she pretty much grabs my hands right away and puts them on her chest. She apologizes for having smaller tits and I mention I'm an ass man anyway. She squeels and turns around. For the next 15 minutes it's a mix of kissing on the lips and on her chest, spanking, and her even starting a BJ. Soon though I decide I don't want to do anything I'll regret and I mention I have to be going. She gets paid and I leave.
I miss Canada.
PacMan32
08-10-2009, 04:44 PM
Best Lap Dance Ever .... A picture is worth a thousand words but this video tells more
Earl_the_Pearl
11-04-2009, 10:11 AM
Best Lap Dance Ever .... A picture is worth a thousand words but this video tells more
I "date" a dancer very much like that. The thing to be very careful of is not to lay on her hair. It is better if she wraps it in a scarf.
Laurisa
11-04-2009, 11:17 AM
The best lap dance I have ever received was not from a stripper and it was not in a strip club. It was actually from my best friend of 8 years! She has a condition that causes her to have two dramatically different sized breasts. One of them is almost a D cup, and the other is a very low B . She opted not to have plastic surgery because she says it is a part of her and makes her unique, which I applaud.
She wanted to show me how to give a good lap dance, and boy did she ever! She sat me down on the couch, and gave me the sexiest friggin show I've ever seen. I think what made it hot is that she actually sat down on my lap at first and buried my face in her titties. She was grinding on me and grabbing my hips. I just felt like it was more personal because of how much contact was involved, and I loved it. <3
zippoman
12-31-2009, 09:41 AM
Let me start by saying I have only been to a sc twice and only gotten lapdances from 3 dancers. The dancer I enjoyed the most was very friendly and seemed to really want to make me feel good. I know she was working but she was excellent at making that fantisy seem as real as possible. She pretended to go down on me and she rubed her smooth thighs on my cheeks. Also she did a little dance in front of me before she had me scoot forward and sat on me. the thing that drove me crazy is that she nibbled on my neck and blew in my ear. I ended up buying 8 lap dances from her and she gave me plenty of material for my dreams. Basically she was excelent at making me feel like it was more like love making than dryhumping during the lapdances she made a lot of eye contact. Basically the effect was that she alowed me to feel like a person not some pl. The dancer sat with me for close to 15 min after our 8 dance session and we chatted for a while when I was leaving she came over to me gave me a hug and told me I was very sweet and gentle and to see comeback to see her again that she would enjoy that. Now let me emphasize this I KNOW IT IS HER JOB. But she truly gave me the feeling of a personal encounter. Who ever she is truly with they are an extreamly lucky man.
rockie
12-31-2009, 10:29 AM
I think this is my favorite thread on SW! It became such for the places and times that the thread went off track. The best lap dance ever has been given to me for over 5 years by a petite Brazilian dancer. She slithers, nibbles, nuzzles, nudges and dances in a manner that gets my blood boiling like no other woman I've ever received dances from.
yoda57us
01-01-2010, 10:06 PM
It's funny how different my club and LD experiences are now vs. years ago when this thread started...
My "best-ever" LD's are now coming from three lovely ladies at three different clubs and it's pretty much a dead heat. All three of them inspire the same reaction when they turn their back to me, lean forward and display their various posteriors in all of their glory..."here is my pin #, just take all my money!"
No extras, no BS, not even any whipped cream...
Phil-W
01-02-2010, 09:43 AM
I can remember the most erotic lap dances I had, back in the dim and distant days when I was getting them.
There was one particular dancer who got genuinely sexually excited if you described her body to her in cold, almost clinical terms while she was dancing. Her nipples would gradually get very erect and her labia would become very distended. It was a self-reinforcing process: the more you described the physical changes that were taking place, the more physically excited she got.
She gave an air dance with absolutely no form of physical contact, but to watch this dancer getting slowly turned on was incredibly sexy.
Phil.
pierrepaul
01-25-2010, 09:21 AM
Basically the effect was that she alowed me to feel like a person not some pl.
For me this is the hall-mark of a great dancer. A number of guys I know who go to SCs actually do either feel like PLs or have doubts about what they are doing. If they are single, they may feel it is pathetic to pay to be with sexy women instead of meeting girls elsewhere. If they are married, they may feel bad about cheating, no matter how they rationalize it.
I've had girls get my rocks off, but leave me feeling like a loser, while I've had other girls offer fewer 'services' but leave me feeling good about myself. I'm more likely to return to see the second girl than the first.
MomoMania
12-01-2013, 12:17 AM
Asking for a "tasteful" dances.. haha, I am a dancer and that just sounds dirty as hell. Clean girl tricks.. eye balls! Utilize them with a big smile and drop dead sexy looks. Get acrobatic without the whole dance treating them like a jungle gym. In the moment, you're together and you're a beautiful, skilled teaser! My job here is done! *drops mic*
Bodacious
12-17-2014, 02:01 PM
things i like:
1. remove your shoes and wrap your legs around me
2. light kissing of the neck
3. make sexy sounds
4. use your hands to caress me, play with my hair, etc
things i don't like:
1. crushing my genitalia under your weight
2. talking
3. B.O.
4. legs not shaved properly
Knight21
08-28-2016, 08:35 PM
I never had what most people would call a "ultimate lap dance", but there are a few dances i had with my favorite dancer that really got my heart going, the mood was intense, and are very memorable. Some things she did:
- took her top off and put it around my neck
- did the usual grinding
- eye contact
- kissed my neck multiple times
- bit my ear
- initiated me to put my hands on her tits
- leaned back on me and rested her head right beside mine on my shoulder
- kissed her neck
- stood up and pulled me off the seat
- pushed me against the wall and ground away
- leaned back on me again, same putting her head on my shoulder thing again
- got low and rubbed her tits on my crotch
- plus lots of other hot moves she does. I cant tell all her hot moves lolol
This girl is so gorgeous, too. Out of 1-10, shes a 100. Absolutely gorgeous. Very sweet, very friendly, shes got a great sense of humor, great personality. Got to know her pretty well over the time ive known her and shes really cool. But without getting too off topic, that she has plenty of great moves, she makes the mood very hot, and she is extremely friendly. Thats a combination thats unbeatable.
November_Scorpio
09-24-2016, 12:54 PM
Gentlemen,
I've worked in clubs where heavy grinding was pretty standard fare. I have always strived to please my customers (within the rules, of course). And I would like to know what makes a lapdance stand out for you? Have you ever gotten a verrrrry memorable lapdance? Why was it so special? Are there any special moves that drive you wild? Please share any and all information, leave no lurid detail out
XOXO
some of the most memorable dances were at all nude clubs. Some of the girls will be nice enough to grind the customer in the same position or the position he requests the entire time. Some of the best ones the dancer would do the splits fully nude on my Kaki pants and grind the softest part of her body on my pants and at the same time let me squeeze her boobs during the dance. Some dancers at full nude clubs will be nice enough to stay in this grinding position the whole time during the dance. I also like it at the full nude clubs when dancers will stand up and dance their hips in the customers face and let the customer take a whiff. Their rules are as long as you don't try to touch lick them down there your fine. Smelling that area is fine, but any touching or inappropriate licking is not fine. Which is fine with me because I have no desire to catch anything from them. I always ask what is the dancers rules and I never touch her down there, they call me a gentlemen for asking and say most the customers touch down there without asking and they don't like it. So I I am always good mannered and a gentlemen with the dancers I always ask what touching and contact is allowed before I buy dances from the dancer.
AleahShae
10-01-2016, 11:43 AM
I think it's much hotter to increase contact and intimacy as you go especially if they buy more than once dance. I will straddle them, wrap my legs around their head, stand up with them holding my legs or waist and pretty much climb all over them. I do allow them to touch me as long as fingers dont go in me but I do ask for more than a standard lap dance fee.
Omegaphallic
11-10-2016, 01:40 PM
YIKES! Talk about rampant extras! I wanted to know how to give a better grind but I guess the can of worms is open. Oh well.
1. Simple, with no extras needed, use your tits, especially if their big to grind instead of your ass.
2. look up into his or her eyes, and talk filthy, nasty, call him master, refer to yourself in the third person with vulgar language like saying " This cock addicted slut can't get enough of her masters massive, throbbing cock!", and tell him you worship his cock because its the biggest you've dealt with (even if its bullshit).
RUTROH
03-17-2017, 12:58 PM
One I remember strongly was sexy from moment one. She walked sexy, talked sexy, looked sexy and then in the lap dance area she turned to me and asked if I wanted to take her sitting or standing. These were small, 3 walled cubicles with a chair. I said standing and the turned her back to me, pulled me to her and just started writhing against me. She guided my hands and I never touched anything other than her hips, stomach and the sides of her breasts. IT was sexy like in a movie such as Body Heat sexy. I did two dances at $30 each and tipped her $150. I left the club as I knew it wasn't going to get better. Never saw her at the club again, its been two years and I still think of her on a regular basis. She was amazing.
jack0177057
06-06-2017, 04:29 PM
I don't think there is a one-size fits all approach. You have to realize that you are dealing with a human being with a unique set of needs and fantasies. If you can read your custies and have the flexibility to tailor your act to what the custie needs/wants, then, you can be very memorable.
Eroticism (stimulation of his body) is probably 75% of the experience, and, psychology (stimulation of his mind) is probably the other 25%.
Some custies may want the 'rock star' experience - they want to be treated like they are a rock star in a raunchy music video. They want the lap dance to be raunchy and fast-paced.
Other custies may want the 'girlfriend' experience (without the happy endings). They want to feel 'chemistry' and they want the dancer to be sweet and affectionate - like a very sensual and playful girlfriend. The prefer a very slow and 'tender' sensual lap dance with a lot of smiles, etc.
Other custies may just be lonely and want nice pleasant conversation above all else.
These are just three examples.
My best lap dance experiences involved very 'strong chemistry' with the dancer. She knew how to create that impression. The lap dance was slow, sensual and seductive with a lot of teasing, eye contact and smiling. I love breasts and hair tickling the skin on my face. I love her hand stroking the back of my neck. I love when she rests her head on my shoulder (facing away) and lets me caress her boobs. I love it when we look at each other as if we are about to have a passionate make-out session... I know its only a fantasy and entertainment... but, I love dancers that can make it feel very real.
Baraboo
05-18-2018, 07:53 AM
Around the age of 9 I was at a farm or something with animals. I sat on the grass to watch a horse. The farm cat crawled into my lap and had a nap.