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onlythebest
04-11-2006, 10:13 PM
(And no double entendre interpretations!)
TOO LATE,LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!;D
slogan63
04-12-2006, 06:33 AM
OOhhhhh can I study you? I'm doing a paper on Freud right now... lol....
I don't think I have penis envy. Don't get me wrong, I like Penisis (peni?)...lol... what's the plural of penis? lol... I like them, but I don't think I would want one attatched to me permanently.
For those who feel the same way, I am willing to lend mine out on an hourly basis.
lunchbox
04-12-2006, 06:42 AM
I wanna go jump in the lake now after seeing Vy's pic post with the c*ck.
Jesus H. Christ,I wanna just plant myself on top of that c*ck right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Either one is a great way to get an STD these days.
Detachable Penis by Butthole Surfers just started playing in my head!!!! LOL!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Detachable_Penis
I only looked it up because I could have sworn it was by Del tha Funkee Homosapien.
onlythebest
04-12-2006, 09:03 AM
Either one is a great way to get an STD these days.
Kill joy!!!!!!!>:(
lola025
04-12-2006, 10:29 AM
PENIS Envy!!!
Am I the only one that does??
::)
I really wish i was born a man. Being a girl sucks. sometimes. but then the grass looks greener on the other side.
Yekhefah
04-12-2006, 10:32 AM
Detachable Penis by Butthole Surfers just started playing in my head!!!! LOL!
It wasn't the Butthole Surfers, it was King Missile. 8)
Vyanka
04-12-2006, 10:44 AM
http://www.rathergood.com/gaybar/
PhaedrusZ
04-12-2006, 07:49 PM
...In reality,I wish I could suck right now.}:D
But you can!
http://www.candyfavorites.com/shop/catalog_lollipop_history.asp;D (http://www.candyfavorites.com/shop/catalog_lollipop_history.asp)
MeganS
04-19-2006, 07:39 AM
Wow a MeganS post, this thread rules.
Just admit it.......... you LOVE me! But be wary of my penis envy! Hee Hee!
Mastridonicus
04-19-2006, 07:58 AM
MeganS: when I am done with mine you are more than welcome to it.
MeganS
04-19-2006, 08:03 AM
But Mast, a double surgery could be dangerous!
*I'm assuming you'd want it back!*
Mastridonicus
04-19-2006, 09:38 AM
Naw. You'd probably get more out of it than I. :/ :D
Vyanka
04-19-2006, 09:48 AM
MeganS: when I am done with mine you are more than welcome to it.
Can I borrow it too? I have gay tendencies, so your tool would work for me.
Mastridonicus
04-19-2006, 09:50 AM
Can I borrow it too? I have gay tendencies, so your tool would work for me.
I'm honored to have something you can benefit from. *Presents*
You'll have to schedule with MeganS, and hopefully, before katrine kicks it.
MeganS
04-19-2006, 10:16 AM
Please let Katrine kick it before you hand it over....... as much envy as I have, I don't want the "full effect".
And Mast, I'm sure I'd get PLENTY out of it.... but I'd assume we're switching (you'd get my fabulous pussy) and we really should return prized possesions to the rightful owners. I REALLY love my naughty bits!
Mastridonicus
04-19-2006, 10:53 PM
Just as long as yours smells pine fresh.
I make sure mine always smells like chocolate covered strawberries.