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onlythebest
04-22-2006, 07:27 PM
I like my men like I like my coffee...with a spoon in them. o.O
LOL,what does that mean exactly???Is that an Aussie expresssion???
Lysondra
04-22-2006, 07:34 PM
Eddie Izzard..he makes a joke....
"Ahhh, the curve of the spoon, the curve of your breast... I like my women like I like my coffee...with a spoon in them!" and he makes a funny face. :P
Watch Dressed to Kill...it's hilarious.
"So, it was all not working very well. And uh, and later on, when we become m – more mature – when we become more mature, we have that line, where if you’re getting – if you’re talking to someone, getting on well, you can say that great line, “Djo want a cup of coffee?” And if they go, “Uhhhiiiiiee yeah, ok,” then sex is on, yeah. That’s the unwritten rule.
Doesn’t always work. If the president of Burundi says, “Would you like a cup of coffee,” you’re not supposed to go, “Huhrr, I’m in here!” “And how do you take it?” “Anywhere, find it, big boy! Oh, just a cup of coffee, all right… I thought you meant ‘Do you want a cup of *coffee*!’ So you’re from Burundi, are you? Fantastic! Yeah! No, I know, it’s near Zaire, isn’t it? Near Tanzania, yeah. Yeah. No, I learned them all when I had chicken pox. Now I got to go now, cause my, uh, grandmother’s on fire, and uh…” "
Lysondra
04-22-2006, 07:35 PM
"But normally it does work as long as you keep the chat sexy. “Yes, I like my coffee hot and strong. Like I like my women! Hot and strong… With a spoon in them. Ahh, the curve of the spoon, the curve of your breast. I like to run the spoon [talking with tongue sticking out] across my lips…” Then you’re pretty close, yeah."
onlythebest
04-22-2006, 07:36 PM
Oh,OK.I got it now.Thanks for explaining to me.
Lysondra
04-22-2006, 07:38 PM
This quote is more appropriate to the situation:
So, yeah. It was just – wasn’t working. And I was – I was saving my virginity! An - and you know – it’s cool to lose our virginity at 13. *snap* Yeah, say, “Yeah, I was 13, she was 25, you know… I know, I was…I was an animal! What can I say?” You know. But I was saving my virginity for a woman made out of breasts! And, uh… And I was getting on! I was 18 and they were going, “Have you done it, have you done it yet?” I was going, “Uhh, I’m not from your country.” Go on to college, you know, still nothing, and I was – and I thought, “Stop saving yourself for some imaginary person who doesn’t – isn’t there! Just – just – just lose your virginity! Just find anyone, anyone, as long as they’ve got a pulse. Or not! Pulse optional!” And I was 21 before I lost my virginity. 21! That’s not cool at all, is it? But then I tell everyone about it, so that’s quite cool. And I’ve done it since then.
onlythebest
04-22-2006, 07:40 PM
That's some pretty funny stuff there,LOL.
NaughtyAngel
04-22-2006, 10:58 PM
I'm sorry but anyone who is attracted to a young kid in a sexual way is just plain sick. I would say get into treatment FAST! This female teachers and kid sex seems to be the new craze. Wtf is wrong with these ladies??? Maybe one will get hit with major friggin jail time and it will stop. The "oh i am Bipolar" shit was extremely funny with the other teacher.
Next it will be "the devil made me do it"! IMO...stupid dumb ass female teachers.
Now if this was a MALE teacher....we would cut his nuts off. I don't get it. Forget who is doing the nasty deed. It's still ILLEGAL! Throw the bitches in JAIL!
Pamela
I totally agree. No double standards!!!
NaughtyAngel
04-22-2006, 11:00 PM
This is happening so often in recent years that WorldNetDaily compiled a whole list of female teachers who have been charged with playing with students. There are over 60 teachers on it,
http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=48421
Yes... women who raped CHILDREN. The epitome of everything that is NOT sexy.
NaughtyAngel
04-22-2006, 11:01 PM
It's unlawful and all that yes. ..I'm going to get flamed for this, but haven't any of you been turned on by a 15, 16 year old guy? Most of them are gangly and immature, but I've met a few where its, "whoa, you're how old again?" with kind of a charming innocence. Okay now everyone thinks I'm a perv lol. Just sayin.
That blonde teacher is very pretty!
Uh... NO. They are children.
threlayer
04-25-2006, 11:31 AM
I like my men like I like my coffee...with a spoon in them. o.O
This is really a kill-joy joke.
The standard joke is - I like my men like I like my coffee...hot and black.
The answer is perverted to spoil the expected punch line. Supposed to be funny more to the teller than to the listener.
I hate 'splainin' jokes but I had to for this one for some of you who seem to be lost.