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yoda57us
04-20-2006, 04:48 AM
I think that, much like strip clubs, the kind of cash a girl can make at a Hooters may depend a lot on where it is located. As FBR mentioned, girls don't regularly pull in 500 to 1k a night in clubs all over the country. I'm about as anti Hooters as a guy can get but I have talked to strippers and SC waitresses who have worked at them and done quite well.
yoda57us
04-20-2006, 05:05 AM
There's not an evolutionary biologist on the planet who would believe you for even a fraction of a second. ;)
Quick: Hard drive porn check. Is it really all 35-year-old Brazilians and MILFs? If so, fine with me, but it would put you way, way out at the lonely edge of the Bell curve.
TOO: What would an evolutionary biologist know about my SC habits? Dude, spend money on whomever you want. I don't use bell curves in strip clubs. I use money, same as you. The fact that you may have more of it doesn't mean you know more about what I like than I do.
You said frat house, I said I don't do frat houses. My youngest fav is around 29 right now. The oldest is 41 and most of the 24 year olds in her club would kill to have her body and income. I don't have much to talk about with ladies younger than 30 or so.
I didn't think we where talking about internet porn, at least I wasn't. I've got a couple of gigs worth of good stuff on my hard drive but the topic here is real live women. Isn't it?
yoda57us
04-20-2006, 05:16 AM
Yoda define "early twenties" ...please LOL Miss D is 26 Im starting to feel pervacious so I hope the cut off is 25 :P
FBR
My cut-off is currently a bit higher but that's strictly a function of liking Brazilian ladies who come here to the US in their late twenties. I have a very hot Asian fav who I've known since she was 24 (she's 28 now).
A level of maturity is what I'm looking for. That can actually come at any age (or not). The more comfortable a woman is with herself, her body and her sexuality the better she is at the job of entertaining dirty old men like us.
yoda57us
04-20-2006, 05:23 AM
Oh my God wow!!!Thanks for the lovely compliment,Yoda.
*MUAH*:-*
:worship::hat:
aggieed
04-20-2006, 07:36 AM
My most idiotic ex-boyfriend suggested that I quit dancing and start waitressing at Hooter's.I told him you're supposed to upgrade and that going from dancing to Hooter's would be a major downgrade in job direction.What a dumb f*cking idiot.
I've thought the same thing from time to time. There's one girl at the Hooters I frequent that used to be a dancer. I still remember her pretty well. She never danced for me, but I would tip her on stage all the time. She had such a perfect body. I even remember the last night she was dancing (seeing as how she told everybody it would be her last night). She was doing doubles with the woman formerly known as my "Red Headed Kryptonite" in what is now considered "Old VIP" dancing for a couple of guys I later found out were bouncers at another strip club in town. Yikes! THAT was a long time ago!
A few months later I went into Hooters and there she was (and no we never discussed her dancing and never will). D'oh! She's still there (nearly 3 years later) so there must be something about it she likes over stripping.
In any case, I'm a regular at a local Hooters in town. I'm not quite sure why other than they have a Happy Hour special here in Texas (at restaurants in Orlando and Atlanta, they didn't have the same special at all) where you get 20 wings for the price of 10 between 3-5 PM. Plus I have it figured out that with the shift change at 5 PM every weekday (at least), if you come in around 4 or 4:30 PM, then you can practically double your visual pleasure. Some of these girls seem to wear less to work than what they wear as their uniform. :O
Usually when I'm out of town I'll hit a Hooters as well...in Houston or in Denton or Lewisville north of Dallas. Lewisville, to me, as I may have mentioned before has some of the most beautiful waitresses I've seen at any Hooters location...although there was this one girl in Orlando...holy smokes! I definitely have her image burned into my brain.
And through it all, I'll sometimes say to myself, "Damn it, why can't so-and-so be stripper." At least with strippers I can relate... ;)
All Good Things
04-20-2006, 08:41 AM
::) TOO, I'm going to print out that conquest list of yours and show it to him. Honestly, it's a bit juvenile how much glee you're taking from that.
Conquest list? That's an entertainment list. How to have much more fun in all sorts of ways.
In terms of "conquests," a silly word I dislike, I've already dipped my toe into #6 and had it snapped at, as expected.
All Good Things
04-20-2006, 08:47 AM
You said frat house, I said I don't do frat houses.
Uh, no, I said "dorm rooms." Or off-campus apartments. What would a girl be doing taking you to a frat house? Maybe a sorority house, but now that would be just too weird.
I didn't think we where talking about internet porn, at least I wasn't. I've got a couple of gigs worth of good stuff on my hard drive but the topic here is real live women. Isn't it?
Of course. I was trying to make a point about evolutionary biology by suggesting that your porn preferences might be a window into some of your hard-wiring,that's all. Seems to have gotten us off-topic, though.
I certainly would never tell you how to spend your SC money, I hope you know.;)
yoda57us
04-20-2006, 09:49 AM
Uh, no, I said "dorm rooms." Or off-campus apartments. What would a girl be doing taking you to a frat house? Maybe a sorority house, but now that would be just too weird.
My bad for being too lazy to go back and quote you correctly TOO. The rest of the above sentence sounds way too Sporty-like. Take that any way you like.
Of course. I was trying to make a point about evolutionary biology by suggesting that your porn preferences might be a window into some of your hard-wiring,that's all. Seems to have gotten us off-topic, though.
How would you know? Again, you don't know me. Instead of hiding behind all of this psychobable just tell me straight out that you think I'm full of it and secretly buying dances from 20 year olds. You'd be wrong but at least you'd be taking a stand instead of beating around the bush...so to speak.[/QUOTE]
I certainly would never tell you how to spend your SC money, I hope you know.;)
No, of course not.
evan_essence
04-20-2006, 02:07 PM
Conquest list? That's an entertainment list. How to have much more fun in all sorts of ways.Bwahahahahaha. Yeah, okay. If you don't consider it conquest to have a well-mapped strategy to escalate from gaining extra attention to turning a waitress into a stripper to the ultimate goal of Level 6, then feel free to use whatever semantics necessary to keep you happy.
In terms of "conquests," a silly word I dislike, I've already dipped my toe into #6 and had it snapped at, as expected.Well, um, next time, use something more itinerant than your toe, hun. That's really not sexy. (Oh, wait, that says snapped at. I thought it said snapped off. Sorry.)
By the way, did I state how much I dislike the orange outfits? I forgot to mention that the color scheme is orange AND brown. Double Ugh.
-Ev
SportsWriter2
04-20-2006, 03:56 PM
My bad for being too lazy to go back and quote you correctly TOO. The rest of the above sentence sounds way too Sporty-like. Take that any way you like.
You should take it as an envious compliment, TOO. :)
I have a major problem with this mentality.That means you don't see different degrees of quality in things.That disturbs me.That's like saying a Ferrari and a Yugo is the same thing.To me,that's blasphemous.
Blasphemous? Because I dont see that much difference between what you do and what they do, other than the amount of exposed bare flesh? Youve been in the biz for a while. Surely you dont consider stripping an art form ;)
The waitresses at the local Steak & Shake are selling food. The waitresses at Hooters are selling visual sexual titillation with the food being a secondary consideration. Pull off those short shorts and tops, slip them a thong and many could be right up on the stage with you, probably making money :P
FBR
SportsWriter2
04-20-2006, 04:45 PM
By the way, did I state how much I dislike the orange outfits? I forgot to mention that the color scheme is orange AND brown. Double Ugh.
Hey, those are GOOD colors. Cleveland Browns uniforms. Bowling Green State U athletics AND their academic website. Princeton, Syracuse, Tennessee and Florida all use orange with some other color. I would LOVE to see a dancer wearing a slashed Hooters uniform.
GenWar
04-20-2006, 05:27 PM
I would LOVE to see a dancer wearing a slashed Hooters uniform.
Dude. That'd be HOT! ;D
-gen
onlythebest
04-20-2006, 07:23 PM
Surely you dont consider stripping an art form FBR
Actually,I do.The way I dance,it's an artform.
All Good Things
04-20-2006, 08:02 PM
Bwahahahahaha. Yeah, okay. If you don't consider it conquest to have a well-mapped strategy to escalate from gaining extra attention to turning a waitress into a stripper to the ultimate goal of Level 6, then feel free to use whatever semantics necessary to keep you happy.
A "well-mapped strategy?" So let me get this straight. My "strategy" is to relentlessly transform a sweet young Hooters girl into a stripper for the sole purpose of getting to Level 6? Now there's an amusing strategy. First, she's already gone out with me and chosen Level 6 on her own, long before she's decided whether she wants to work in an SC as a waitress, a bartender or a dancer. Besides, if she were to become a dancer, as we all know, no dancers ever, ever, ever sleep with customers, so that would sort of blow the Level 6 strategy out of the water, don't you think? ::)
I'm amused by how this "well-mapped strategy" seems to rob the girl of her own free will in the scenario you describe. She appears to have no ability to form her own opinions on what is attractive to her in a man, or judge the kind of men she likes to spend time with outside the restaurant, or perhaps she's momentarily and inexplicably lost the ability to say "no" when she's around me. We both know this isn't true. (Also, it leaves out the fact that they often do the asking.) Along these lines, the reason I so dislike the word "conquest" is that it's demeaning to the woman -- it suggests that she just swoons under the irresistible onslaught of the male suitor, when in reality, as we all know, it's the women who usually do the choosing.
By the way, did I state how much I dislike the orange outfits? I forgot to mention that the color scheme is orange AND brown. Double Ugh.
Yeah, the orange color scheme is pretty awful. But they can't wear the uniforms outside the restaurant in public (in fact, even when they eat in the restaurant at our collective table, they have to cover them up) but the saving grace is the black uniforms. They should just switch over to those.
Oh, one last thought. When the girls come back to gather when we go out to the dance clubs, they look so much better than they ever do in the uniforms. Sometimes the difference is jaw-dropping. Their corporate office could do a lot better by letting them freelance their own outfits.
Actually,I do.The way I dance,it's an artform.
:P
FBR
All Good Things
04-20-2006, 08:57 PM
^ A good point, but it suggests that money is the motivator, at least initially. This I'm sure cannot be true. I'm not the only high spender in this city.
Also, let's not forget that it's often the girls who do the choosing. "Can you get together later at _______? We'll be off by 12:30 assuming that _________ doesn't make us do our condiments. I can be changed and I'll call ________ to meet us there."
SportsWriter2
04-20-2006, 09:47 PM
If you don't consider it conquest to have a well-mapped strategy to escalate from gaining extra attention to turning a waitress into a stripper to the ultimate goal of Level 6, then feel free to use whatever semantics necessary to keep you happy.
Know what, Ev? They're starting community college hornier than ever. You don't even need to tip $10 at Hooters. TOO's just being generous. :-\
onlythebest
04-20-2006, 10:39 PM
:P
FBR
Love ya too,FBR.;)
All Good Things
04-20-2006, 10:42 PM
^ The Hooters girl I've known the longest just called me from Cali on Tuesday night. She's coming back for late spring break and wanted to get together with me and some of the other girls for dinner. She was my very first waitress in NOVA and a 20% tip.
I'll admit, though, that I'd never do that again. I was trying valiantly to resist carrying my SC tipping culture into the restaurant and looking like a fool. Little did I know that it was far more welcome than I imagined.
There are other insane tippers who are ignored -- or outright avoided -- by the girls (such as The Family Guy, who the girls avoid like the plague), but I'm willing to admit that insane tipping is always a good first move. It's why I recommended it in the initial list.
yoda57us
04-21-2006, 04:49 AM
Actually,I do.The way I dance,it's an artform.
OTB: Trust me, you are an art form just standing still.;)
OK kids, that was my shamless suck-up post for today. I can't promise there won't be another one later....
doc-catfish
04-21-2006, 08:25 AM
I have a major problem with this mentality.That means you don't see different degrees of quality in things.That disturbs me.That's like saying a Ferrari and a Yugo is the same thing.To me,that's blasphemous.
I don't see a difference in quality either.
Of course I never bothered to compare because I do see a difference in functionality. Its like comparing apples and oranges and stating that one of the two is a higher quality fruit.
yoda57us
04-21-2006, 08:52 AM
I can honestly say that I have seen a lot of Hooters girls, and waitresses in general and thought to myself "wow, I'd love to see her in a g-string and 7" heels". I have never seen a hot stripper and said to myself "yeah, this is ok but I bet she'd look really hot in orange shorts and a t-shirt". Part of what makes a stripper hot is the environment we are watching her in. Flourescent lighting and the smell of barbecue sauce don't turn me on in the least. Besides, my doctor says greasy fried food is bad for me. He's never told me that a hot Brazilian in my lap could possibly hurt me in any way.
kdogg247
04-21-2006, 09:14 AM
A nasty lap dance can give you a damn heart attack. You better be careful.
yoda57us
04-21-2006, 11:13 AM
A nasty lap dance can give you a damn heart attack. You better be careful.
I take medication to prevent that. My heart has been broken a few times but that's about it.
onlythebest
04-21-2006, 02:48 PM
OTB: Trust me, you are an art form just standing still.;)
You really know how to say the nicest things to me,don't you,Yoda???
Thanks,sweetie!!!!!:-*
Love ya too,FBR.;)
I was thinking more of another "L" word, OTB ;) You need to get out of that classy, high end club referred to over in Pink and see how mortal strippers make a living :P
FBR
onlythebest
04-21-2006, 04:51 PM
I was thinking more of another "L" word, OTB ;) You need to get out of that classy, high end club referred to over in Pink and see how mortal strippers make a living :P
FBR
With all due respect,that sounded like a cheap shot against me.I could get seriously up in arms and say the nastiest stuff,but then I don't know what the mortals do after all,LOL.I can't believe after all this time being on the boards with you,I never saw these deep rooted issues from a mile away.Who da thunk it???
With all due respect,that sounded like a cheap shot against me.I could get seriously up in arms and say the nastiest stuff,but then I don't know what the mortals do after all, LOL.I can't believe after all this time being on the boards with you,I never saw these deep rooted issues from a mile away.Who da thunk it???
OTB, LOL My shots are never cheap. I work 7 days a week to keep my playmoney tiproll robust ;) It was just the primal junkie coming out in me ;)
Seriously, I just thought maybe Mt Olympus was getting boring :P But if you would rather frolic with gods and goddesses, have at it ;D Just beware...I heard that Zeus cant get it up and Hera is a lesbian.
FBR
miabella
04-21-2006, 05:07 PM
i have seen exactly ONE artistic airdance. a lot of typical-stripper stage shows and moves in conventional lapdances that are derided as 'dirty' or 'unclassy' are very artful and artistic, though. seriously, much modern stripping is more artformy than people like to give it credit for being.
onlythebest
04-21-2006, 05:08 PM
:P But if you would rather frolic with gods and goddesses, have at it ;D
FBR
Stripclubjunkie.com aside,you and I have never had any spats or disagreements and for you to address me this way,disenfranchises me.Sorry,but I demand respect.My moniker suggests that 100%.I'm sorry you don't expect the best from people.
OK I'll try again.
OTB, I didnt think were were spatting. I thought we were kidding around. I liberally doused my posts with various smilies. Not to disguise insults but to let you know I was joking around. I dont take myself seriously when posting here as a custie and I assumed most others were of a similar mindset. If my mild teasing offended you, I apologize but geesh you might want to grow some thicker skin when you visit the cellar.
FBR
onlythebest
04-21-2006, 05:39 PM
I apologize but geesh you might want to grow some thicker skin when you visit the cellar.
FBR
Talk about a back-handed comment.
I'll still accept your apologies.Thank you.
Talk about a back-handed comment.
I'll still accept your apologies.Thank you.
OTB, my comment wasnt backhanded at all.
Even though your "acceptance" was tinged with apparent feeling of entitlement on your part..."you're welcome".
Meanwhile, back to Hooters chicks and why they love orange LOL
FBR
Richard_Head
04-21-2006, 07:18 PM
Here's my question about Hooters, how can they charge me $7 for a burger and not include the curly fries? That's an outrage>:( . And how come everyone seems to have seen pictures of OTB but me? That's another outrage>:( .
onlythebest
04-21-2006, 07:37 PM
And how come everyone seems to have seen pictures of OTB but me? That's another outrage>:( .
Not everyone has seen pics of me,just the special ones.You can become one of the special ones if you like.;)
Richard_Head
04-21-2006, 08:41 PM
Not everyone has seen pics of me,just the special ones.You can become one of the special ones if you like.;)Does the sun rise in the east??? Of course I want to be one of the special ones.
onlythebest
04-21-2006, 09:02 PM
Does the sun rise in the east??? Of course I want to be one of the special ones.
Don't you mean....does the Pope wear white?????LOL.
PM me your email addy,if you want.
Richard_Head
04-21-2006, 09:18 PM
Don't you mean....does the Pope wear white?????LOL.
Not always.
http://mud.mm-a3.yimg.com/image/906407054 (http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5mcqrklEP0QAVwaJzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBkY2s4NDh tBHBvcwMyOQRzZWMDc3I-/SIG=1g95am7gt/EXP=1145765802/**http%3a//images.search.yahoo.com/search/images/view%3fback=http%253A%252F%252Fimages.search.yahoo .com%252Fsearch%252Fimages%253F_adv_prop%253Dimage s%2526imgsz%253Dall%2526vf%253Dall%2526va%253Dpope %2526ei%253DUTF-8%2526fr%253DFP-tab-web-t360%2526b%253D21%26w=200%26h=266%26imgurl=www.nnd b.com%252Fpeople%252F366%252F000022300%252Freal_po pe.jpg%26rurl=http%253A%252F%252Fwww.nndb.com%252F people%252F366%252F000022300%26size=25.2kB%26name= real_pope.jpg%26p=pope%26type=jpeg%26no=29%26tt=27 4,166%26ei=UTF-8)
Richard_Head
04-21-2006, 09:21 PM
Is it sacrilegious to post the pope's picture on the SCJ site? In a thread about Hooter's no less?
onlythebest
04-21-2006, 09:33 PM
Is it sacrilegious to post the pope's picture on the SCJ site? In a thread about Hooter's no less?
LOL,anything goes here.
Katrine
04-21-2006, 10:13 PM
I've seen nekid pics of OTB, does that make me special....::)
onlythebest
04-21-2006, 10:19 PM
I've seen nekid pics of OTB, does that make me special....::)
Yes,that makes you special Kat,LOL.
Silverback
04-21-2006, 10:33 PM
I've seen nekid pics of OTB, does that make me special....::)
Hey! What?! I wanted to be special!! :-\
onlythebest
04-21-2006, 11:28 PM
Hey! What?! I wanted to be special!! :-\
I wanna be special too,dammit!!!
:P
yoda57us
04-22-2006, 11:14 AM
I've seen nekid pics of OTB, does that make me special....::)
Lots of things make you special Kat, my question would be are you willing to sell me the nekid OTB pics???}:D
evan_essence
04-22-2006, 10:01 PM
So let me get this straight. My "strategy" is to relentlessly transform a sweet young Hooters girl into a stripper for the sole purpose of getting to Level 6? Now there's an amusing strategy. First, she's already gone out with me and chosen Level 6 on her own, long before she's decided whether she wants to work in an SC as a waitress, a bartender or a dancer.Oh, well, if that Level is so irrelevant, why was it even listed then? But anyways. First, I assume you're being slightly tongue in cheek in presenting these Levels and I was ribbing you, so I'm not completely sure why I'm getting vested in a serious discussion about it. Second, I assume you're being slightly general when outlining these actions, not specific to an individual relationship, so I'm not saying that the relationship of which you now speak follows that progression. Just that the posted Levels represent a progression toward the Level 6 goal. Which could be reasonably characterized as a conquest map for some who would use it that way.
Besides, if she were to become a dancer, as we all know, no dancers ever, ever, ever sleep with customers, so that would sort of blow the Level 6 strategy out of the water, don't you think? ::) Yeah, I hear Hooters girls are easier to ply with money and alcohol. But you know, that could just be a vicious rumour started by those snippy escort girls. /:O
I'm amused by how this "well-mapped strategy" seems to rob the girl of her own free will in the scenario you describe.When did I say there's a lack of free will? I think Jay has kinda addressed this. I'd say, it's more of a cunning use of money, sophistication and the implication of more money and sophistication as the motivating factor. At least to pay initial attention to the multi-Level practitioner. If your intent and motivation are to use it as a catalyst for a perfectly honest relationship, bully for you.
Along these lines, the reason I so dislike the word "conquest" is that it's demeaning to the woman -- it suggests that she just swoons under the irresistible onslaught of the male suitor, when in reality, as we all know, it's the women who usually do the choosing.See, that's why I deliberately chose it for effect. I figured its use would push your buttons. Regardless of that, definitionally, I think the word implies bad faith on the part of the pursuer.
Sometimes the difference is jaw-dropping. Their corporate office could do a lot better by letting them freelance their own outfits.Yeah, that's my point exactly. I get the fact that the entire motif was originally meant by its founders to be a tip of the hat to oversexed camp. But as a marketing strategy, I think its time has passed.
-Ev
mr_punk
04-23-2006, 05:13 AM
If you ever get a chance go to www.thesmokinggun.com (http://www.thesmokinggun.com) and take a look at the employee handbook for Hooters. I love the part where employees forewarned they will be sexually harassed. Also the "no buttocks" warning.i stay away from hooters. besides, the annoyingly, perky waitresses. my acid reflux acts up just hearing the word. then again, if there's any truth to this lawsuit (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0414061hooters1.html). perhaps, i've been too hasty. i wonder if all the action is taking place in the back by the deep fryer?
onlythebest
04-23-2006, 08:37 AM
Wow,these women are either really stupid or brave if they are working in an environment where they risk being sexually harrassed and not get compensated handsomely for it.At least when you dance,you make decent money to show for the harrassment you get at the club.
VenusGoddess
04-23-2006, 07:12 PM
^ But, being a Hooter's waitress is so much more "respectable" because they aren't "selling their bodies". ::) LOL