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PrincessShea
12-27-2007, 04:01 PM
I hate the blowing thing too. Although one guy just did it on my neck cause I said I was really hot.

I also hate when guys make a big deal about my height. Yeah, I'm 6'4" in the heels. Please shut up now. I already feel like a sasquatch.

AAAND I hate the whole "What does your bf/husband/SO think of this?" Dude, you don't care. Why don't you just straight out ask if I have a BF/husband/SO and not beat around the bush.

cameron_keys
12-27-2007, 04:12 PM
Some pet peeves that have been running through my head....some are person-specific.

Dude....if you hold out money and ask me to flash you...TIP ME THE MONEY...dnt put it back in your pocket and then ask why i'm pissed at you

Dont tell me you make millons when you refuse to spend a dime(and put the money back in your pocket...yeah..same guy as the first one)

Dont hold out a dollar when I'm onstage wave it around, tell me to turn myself inside out, then when i take the dollar out of your hand..follow me to the next guy and take money out of my garter and throw an ashtray at me. Though it WAS fun to watch him get thrown out of the club by the throat when I told the bouncer what he did.

Dont think that a badge gets you special privileges. I dont do anything illegal...you cant scare me. I'm not going to blow you. In fact..what I will do is tell you to go fuck YOURSELF. And if you have a badge...you should damn well know better. Next time..I'm writing down the badge number and calling your chief to tell him to get his POS officers to stop soliciting.

Dont tell me how much money you are going to spend on me....buy me a few drinks, then when I ask for a dance and you say no, and I remind you about all the money you were supposedly going to spend...tell me that you bought me drinks. Drinks arent money. I want money

Dont tell me you cant get a dance because you dont want to go home smelling like a strip club. Ummm...newsflash...you are IN A STRIP CLUB. You will smell like one regardless...and I dont wear heavy perfume or glitter or any shit that would make you smell any differant. If you are that fucking paranoid..STAY HOME

Dont tell me I'm too smart to be here. Sorry I missed the memo that all strippers have to have an IQ in the single digits

Dont tell me you know ANYTHING about my job. Trust me you dont. I dont care how many strippers you know, have dated, banged, stalked, whatever. You know exactly NOTHING.

misslizzy
12-28-2007, 01:09 AM
I do like Cameron's rants. She's so great at it.

I went from Lizzy to Beth tonight (with Lindsay and Lexi both working, it was hard to hear my name), and even with using two names in a night that are obviously both components of Elizabeth, I still got "is that your real name?"

Yes, it's my fucking real name. As a matter of fact, it does say Elizabeth somewhere on my birth certificate (just not in the first spot, but that isn't anyone's business).

misslizzy
12-28-2007, 05:32 AM
Just thought of another one:

Guys who adjust their boners while I'm dancing for them and then try to touch me anywhere on my body. Because they always have to reach all the way into their pants to grab their dick. I don't want their dick hand anywhere near me!

I hav enough trouble trying not to think about how many guys say, "hang on, let me use the bathroom first," and then get the dance without having washed their hands.

I'm backing out of this thread now... it's going to start making me hostile.

NewMoon
12-28-2007, 05:35 AM
"Sure I'd love a dance. Just let me go have a smoke first." Then they come back reeking of tobacco. My club is smoke-free.

PhillyDancer1982
12-28-2007, 10:03 AM
"Sure I'd love a dance. Just let me go have a smoke first." Then they come back reeking of tobacco. My club is smoke-free.

Or worse yet, the guys that say that(or "just let me grab more money from my car") and intentionally don't come back at all. >:(

Andygirl
12-28-2007, 10:45 AM
Or worse yet, the guys that say that(or "just let me grab more money from my car") and intentionally don't come back at all. >:(

Lol, that one is funny to me. Who the hell keeps money in their car?

My peeve is married guys who come in and try to get you to "go out with them" after you get off work. Last night these douchebags had me and two other girls in the VIP room for two hours and that's all mine talked about. I felt like calling him out for the scum he is, but obviously, I need to be nice to make money. I swear as soon as they knew we weren't available out of the club they decided not to tip us anything on top of the VIP cost. This was after bragging that they spent $14K in a club recently. I can tell you for certain they didn't spend anywhere near that much last night.

PhillyDancer1982
12-28-2007, 11:07 AM
Lol, that one is funny to me. Who the hell keeps money in their car?

Yeah TELL ME ABOUT IT. Admittedly there's been times that I kept cash locked up in my car's glove compartment because I don't like walking around public places with a lot of cash on me, but I doubt many people think to do that like I sometimes do. Whenever a customer would tell me that, I knew that he was bullshitting me but what could I do?...call him out on it? Laugh at him and then explain that I knew he was bullshitting me? I didn't want to look "rude" in any way. I usually pretended to believe him and smiled sweetly, while deep inside getting frustrated. But that was back when I was still dancing, over a year ago...if that happened to me today, I'd surely be less friendly about it than I was before and would probably just promptly walk away without even saying "bye"(as so many strippers seem to do on a regular basis...I call it the Snobby Stripper Shuffle lol).

cameron_keys
12-28-2007, 11:23 AM
Whenever a customer would tell me that, I knew that he was bullshitting me but what could I do?...call him out on it? Laugh at him and then explain that I knew he was bullshitting me? I didn't want to look "rude" in any way. I usually pretended to believe him and smiled sweetly, while deep inside getting frustrated.

If he hasnt gotten a dance yet I usually say "sure...I've heard THAT before...nice meeting you, I'm sure you wont be back" And look both annoyed and sad. Sometimes it works

If he HAS gotten a dance and now needs to go to his car for money he OWES me..I either have a bouncer accompany him, or if one isnt available...I take insurance. His wallet, his shoes...last time I took a guys gold chain. He took awhile coming back and his buddy told me if he didnt come back he'd give me $200 for the chain. I was hoping he didnt come back since he only owed me $30! He did though.

hearts
12-28-2007, 11:32 AM
I have a large tattoo of wings on my back. Under the club lights you can't see the colors very well--blue, green and yellow. They are meant to be styled after birds' wings, but many people think they are angel wings. THAT'S OK--honest mistake that doesn't bother me. HOWEVER, I hear "You are a fallen angel, huh?" OR "You fell from heaven, huh?" a hundred times a week. Furthermore, I get a lot of customers who simply walk up behind me and begin to touch my tattoos, without asking or even introducing myself. When I ask WTF they are doing, they usually say "oh I'm just looking at your ink." Look with your fucking EYES, not your hands. So rude.

PhillyDancer1982
12-28-2007, 11:50 AM
If he hasnt gotten a dance yet I usually say "sure...I've heard THAT before...nice meeting you, I'm sure you wont be back" And look both annoyed and sad. Sometimes it works

Yeah...that's the reaction I would have nowadays if I were still dancing. On fewer occasions guys will say that "I'll be back after I get money from my car" line when I ask them if they'd like a shot or another round of drinks, and I think I actually have responded the way you described. I like responding this way because this way, guys won't think that I'm gullible, as they probably used to think when I would pretend to believe them just for the sake of being nice.


If he HAS gotten a dance and now needs to go to his car for money he OWES me..I either have a bouncer accompany him, or if one isnt available...I take insurance. His wallet, his shoes...last time I took a guys gold chain. He took awhile coming back and his buddy told me if he didnt come back he'd give me $200 for the chain. I was hoping he didnt come back since he only owed me $30! He did though.

Yeah I was referring to guys who use the "I have to go to my car" excuse BEFORE I give them the lapdance...this usually occurs when I'm still trying to sell them.

That's cool that the guy gave you the chain...but it sucks that he came back!...but hey, at least you got the $30 he owed you. :)

RiRi24
12-29-2007, 10:17 AM
Here's some pet peeves:

Customers who won't stop asking what your real name is...(I have a stage name for a reason, asshole)


Customers who blow on you! wtf??

I started giving customers another fake name wehn they ask my real name.
I hate the blowing too, it doesn't feel good if that's your intention.
I also have a problem with guys trying to bite my ass. I understand it's a cute bum, but really....can I get through a night without SOMEONE trying to bite it.

Corey123
08-13-2014, 08:48 PM
This is an older thread but after the guys Ive dealt with this week, I needed to read this!;D

TheWeirdOne
09-07-2014, 11:59 AM
The couple, or customers that sit literally behind the tip real, don't breath or blink while you're onstage, then don't tip.

When im giving a dance, stop moving your crotch in thrusting motions, not only is it hilarious and distracting, Im going to keep my distance even more.

Been said, thE customer who becomes your cheerleader, giving you motivational words, but not money.

The guy who refuses to buy you a non alcoholic beverage.

Ill be here all day if I keep going

audrey_k
09-07-2014, 02:40 PM
People who don't spend money.

arielbriel
09-07-2014, 10:31 PM
People who say "i just came in for a beer" or "im waiting for someone" (they've been waiting for someone for 4 hours.

simone87
09-07-2014, 11:02 PM
guys who won't tip ONE FUCKING DOLLAR when you are dancing in from of them. how can you be THAT rude?
guys who motion you to come over, yet don't want a dance.
guys who will buy you a ton of drinks, but won't get a dance..you're spending the money anyways, and you insist on not giving it to me.
guys who say " oh i'll dance for you!" and then proceed to do a disgusting booty shake rendition that scars you for life, i just roll my eyes and walk away

chanzep
09-08-2014, 12:59 AM
Stupid guys who come up to you and tell you your the hottest in the club then don't buy a dance, then when your in the dancing area you see them with ugly fat girls, if that is your thing don't bother me. Stupid guys who are like I was looking at you earlier but you did not come you went to other guys I don't want a dance now! Like wtf, both happened to me Saturday night!

amberlly
09-08-2014, 02:54 AM
The club furniture on day shifts. They come in and want lots of attention for FREE.

Get upset when I go and speak to paying customers after the obligatory smile!

Ooh pet hate - the guys who 'respect me' or 'respect women' and then try to finger/fuck me. Throw a tantrum when they don't get what they want because they respect women. And thus I should fuck them as a reward..

Oh and tell me to get out their sight if their aren't getting their own way... Its pathetic not respect at all.

newb2
09-08-2014, 03:34 AM
when they tell you they have a girlfriend/wife
lol i tell them to get a better excuse

cairalis
09-08-2014, 06:27 AM
I always get the comment "you're tall"

I am not even THAT tall (5'10") but ok, thanks for pointing it out

wednesday86
09-08-2014, 07:54 AM
guys who will buy you a ton of drinks, but won't get a dance..you're spending the money anyways, and you insist on not giving it to me.


UGH I hate that too!!!! I had one of those last night. He was literally the only customer in the entire club...so I sat with him longer than I usually would. He bought us $80 worth of drinks and shots, but I had to drink and talk to him for 20 minutes to get him to buy ONE $20 dance from me. Like I literally had to drag him back there and tell him that I would hate him and never talk to him again if he didn't buy a dance or give me money. Bitch, shots don't pay for my tattoos!

wednesday86
09-08-2014, 07:57 AM
Also customers that lick me, try to kiss me and breathe on me during dances. Especially the old farts....Look I'm sorry you're lonely and haven't had sex in 30 years but please keep your MOUTH away from ME.

Selina M
09-08-2014, 03:17 PM
The guys who sit at the tip rail, decide they don't want to tip you because you're not their type or w/e, and thus determinedly look anywhere else but at you. Dude, you're still sitting at the TIP rail, you still need to throw $1 up there for each girl... not looking at the girl on stage does not excuse you from tipping.

pickes
09-09-2014, 01:37 AM
Guys asking me out. Guys who slap your ass as you/they walk by without your permission or giving you a cent. Guys trying to get me to go home with them. Guys that try to lick my boobs/neck/chest/stomach....BLLLEEERRGHHHH!! This thread is making me pissed lol

wednesday86
09-09-2014, 10:46 PM
The guys who sit at the tip rail, decide they don't want to tip you because you're not their type or w/e, and thus determinedly look anywhere else but at you. Dude, you're still sitting at the TIP rail, you still need to throw $1 up there for each girl... not looking at the girl on stage does not excuse you from tipping.

I'm glad that they get in trouble for that at our club. If I dance in front of them and their dollars aren't out I TELL them to tip me. If they say they don't have $ I tell them to leave my stage or I will have a bouncer remove them. The bouncers WILL remove them if they catch them not tipping at the stage. I <3 my club.

wednesday86
09-09-2014, 10:49 PM
"Customers" that come in and tell you how they used to be a bouncer or dj at this club and that club and how many dancers they've dated before. They never buy dances or tip and think their "experience" in the industry will make you want to go out with them. *eye roll*

SexedUpCat2
09-10-2014, 01:20 AM
The customer who said this speech: "Well, it's a sales job, too. And, in sales jobs, it's kind of counter-intuitive, but the best thing you can ever hear is the word 'no'. 'No' makes you better at sales because you'll hear it a lot, and through all those 'no's you get smarter. The more and more 'no's you get, the better. You'll hear 'no' over and over, and that's when you know you're on the right track. A good sales person hears 'no' all day long." My irritated response: "So, with all this talk of no, should I expect to get rejected?" Him: "Yes." He looked all smug, too.

1. Do not tell me how to do my job and what makes someone good at it. You are not a stripper. You have no clue.
2. Your speech didn't even make sense.
3. Grow a tough vagina, and just say no rather than beat around it in some dumb, idiotic fashion.
4. Don't make it sound like I make nothing and get rejected 24/7. You know nothing of how I do.

Chynax
09-10-2014, 09:52 AM
Bullshit customer" I spent £14,000 last time I was in here" me "no you didn't" , customer "I came in about two months ago on a Wednesday and blew a load of money" me"well VIP is £400 an hour and we have five girls working Wednesday that's £2000 an hour, £8000 if you came in at exactly opening and bought VIP with every girl to the end, I think I would remember that too!" Customer starts shouting at doorman who can't hear him "remove this girl she is annoying me" he can't hear him and wouldn't care, customer then louder as though the doorman is his private security "remove this girl,she is bothering me" I couldn't stop laughing.

wednesday86
09-10-2014, 10:15 AM
The response "I'm good" when asking for LD has started to grate my nerves. I've actually been dealing with most of the usual BS pretty well this time around but..."I'm good" just annoys the fuck out of me and I don't know why! My husband said it yesterday when I asked if he wanted ice cream and I almost hit him! Lol! I HATE it!

SexedUpCat2
09-10-2014, 03:29 PM
^I've taken to responding to "I'm good," with "That's good! I'm good, too! I'm glad we're both good, but let's make our goods great." It's my sarcastic response when I know I won't get a dance from them anyway.

Chynax
09-10-2014, 03:50 PM
The response "I'm good" when asking for LD has started to grate my nerves. I've actually been dealing with most of the usual BS pretty well this time around but..."I'm good" just annoys the fuck out of me and I don't know why! My husband said it yesterday when I asked if he wanted ice cream and I almost hit him! Lol! I HATE it!

I'm good instead of no thank you is a very american term and its starting to creep into the uk, no one asked you how you are they asked you if you want something!! I'm good isn't an appropriate response!

Chynax
09-10-2014, 03:50 PM
The response "I'm good" when asking for LD has started to grate my nerves. I've actually been dealing with most of the usual BS pretty well this time around but..."I'm good" just annoys the fuck out of me and I don't know why! My husband said it yesterday when I asked if he wanted ice cream and I almost hit him! Lol! I HATE it!

I'm good instead of no thank you is a very american term and its starting to creep into the uk, no one asked you how you are they asked you if you want something!! I'm good isn't an appropriate response! No thank you or could you come back in twenty minuets would be a better response then I know what you want!

Selina M
09-10-2014, 04:08 PM
I'm glad that they get in trouble for that at our club. If I dance in front of them and their dollars aren't out I TELL them to tip me. If they say they don't have $ I tell them to leave my stage or I will have a bouncer remove them. The bouncers WILL remove them if they catch them not tipping at the stage. I <3 my club.

Grr, I wish they would get in trouble here. The DJs are at least super nice and if they notice guys not tipping for multiple songs, they will call out "The ladies are working for TIPS and tips ALONE, put your $$ up!" Sometimes that shames them into throwing a few bucks up there.

pickes
09-12-2014, 06:44 PM
I hate when guys brag about how much money they make and then scoff at the VIP prices! Or dudes that get pissed when I won't let them touch my tits in a $20 dance. Both of these kinds of dudes are just selfish...they think only of the money leaving their pocket and not about what WE deserve to receive for our amazing services.

MistyGirl
09-13-2014, 05:55 PM
Guys that ask too many personal questions the entire time. A couple of questions are fine but when they don't let you change the subject, it's difficult to carry on.

Selina M
09-13-2014, 06:36 PM
This is probably already in here, but the "I know alllllllll about strippers, my friend was one."... and the friend "was a stripper" for probably 2 weeks.

This little twit around my age was in today and was giving me the "All strippers hate each other or else they act like they're friends" and was shocked that I wasn't friends with the other girls. Like, would not let the topic go. This is after he's been yammering on refusing to let me change the subject to dances for 10 minutes... I finally got short and said "I'm here to WORK, not make friends. I make my money and go home. Now I need to see when I'm on stage, bye."

skripper
09-13-2014, 10:04 PM
Anytime a guy tries to put his mouth on me, or touch my nipples..I wish I had a taser for those moments.

Also hate when they say "you're too beautiful for me" or "I rather spend time with you after work"

Fucking obnoxious..I can't help but get rude

newb2
09-17-2014, 08:49 AM
Guys who ask you to 'prove' to them why they should buy a dance. There was a guy like that the other night who kept saying that to all the girls. He was just sitting there all smug. What a weirdo.

fishielicious
09-17-2014, 04:44 PM
The buying drinks but not dances thing... That grates on me so much, because typically I take a guy buying me a drink when I sit down with him as a sign that he is A) not super-cheap and B) interested in and willing to spend money on me. So I get excited for an easy sell and then when he's like, "Oh, no, I don't get dances," I'm just like, "Why the fuck are you in a strip club flagging girls down and buying the drinks, then???" And half the time they expect you to sit there and finish your drink before you start going around the room again. Uh, no. You can buy my time and company if you want, but a drink is not the same as payment.

Also, guys who think that just because I'm capable of carrying on an intelligent conversation, that means I'm their like, soul mate and we're at the beginning of a beautiful relationship. I had this guy the other day who bought a bunch of dances from me and I was doing my stripper shit thing to make him keep buying, telling him how handsome he was, how much I liked dancing with him, etc. So I go up on stage and he tells me to come back over when I'm done, which I do (after thanking and giving a couple of dances for guys who tipped me on stage). Suddenly, he starts going off about other girls he's dated, and how if we're going to start a relationship I need to be totally honest with him (which he says he can tell I am, because he feels like he knows me so well already--bitch I've known you for ten minutes and in those ten minutes have already given you a fake name, fake age, fake astrological sign, you name it). And then out of no where starts talking about this girl that aborted his baby. I just got up, pretending I needed to go to the bathroom, and never came back. How is it that even guys who clearly spend a lot of time in strip clubs still can't tell appropriate boundaries from their own asshole?

Chynax
09-17-2014, 09:25 PM
The money flashers. OH the fucking money flashers. The ones that sit there and hold their little wad of 20's out of their pocket, show it to you, then stick it back in the fucking pocket and sit there like lemons all night not buying a single dance with ANYONE. Seriously, anyone who flashes cash at me immediately gets my ' so fricking what?!? ' look - dude, if you don't intend to spend it, I don't give a fuck how much of it there is , it doesn't do me any good in your pocket. Do you really think I'm so desperate ( and stupid) that I'm going to crawl all over you and beg you for it? No way. And by the way, we ALL know you just withdrew your whole measly £800 pm paycheck and that's all you have all month so you have no intention if spending it. I HATE that.


Urgh they are the worst and always cheap, they think "i will flash the cash girls will flock and I can get a cheap night". Had an Irish traveller pull out say around £5000 and hand it to a dancer to pay for a group dance at the till, "how many do you want? VIP starts at blah blah etc..." This actual gypsy wannabe dancer carries on, I already wanted to walk away at this point knowing he would be super cheap and want extra time/ free dances, he was like "one each" we were like right so one with each girl for each guy £320 please he said "no one £20 each"she pays and he immediately gets the cash back, we get in there, four of them, four of us do one dance for one song no swaps as they didn't pay for that, I get to the end and say "how was that? Do you want to carry on?" The cash flasher was like "what about swapping?" I was like "ok that will be another £20 per song great deal as we are already naked", he wouldn't pay another penny, the girl who was a gypsy wannabe, admitted dressing her kids and herself like a gypsy wanted to carry on for free to try to get more, but I was outta there, she spent lot of time with them but he would spend no more! You got £5000 in your pocket, you want dances, you buy dances, don't think just showing money gets free dances! I don't elk into a shop and show the cashier my money I the hope I can get free stuff!

ava$
09-17-2014, 09:46 PM
Hate the guys who try to date me and see me outside of the club, if I ask them "what do you wanna do?" There always like "IDK dinner, shopping…" Number one, I don't wanna eat w u and number two, these guys have usually only spent a few hundred, and they think they can take me shopping… PSHHH please, one bag I would ask for would be three thousand easy and they only spent three hundred. They couldn't even afford the first store id want to go. It just irks me so freakin bad that they even have the nerve to mention taking me anywhere and spend little money.

Also, hate the guys who just decide to lick my boobs or try and kiss me, the kissing thing is ALWAYS an indian.lbs.

Hate when I tell a guy to tip at the end of a song and he gives me two dollars, biiitch I meant at least a ten..

Hate guys that talk about how I make more in two songs than they make in and hour. Not my fault, lol

Hate guys who think I should appreciate them when they pay for a dance, they should appreciate that I got naked..

Hate guys who ask me how much my drink will cost, bitch do I look like a waitress!?

Hate when guys who regularly spend money on me (like one or two hundred) act like I should spend several songs just talking to them and miss money, ugh so annoying! STFU and open that wallet bitch!!!

SarahM91
09-17-2014, 10:13 PM
"Hate the guys who try to date me and see me outside of the club, if I ask them "what do you wanna do?" There always like "IDK dinner, shopping…" Number one, I don't wanna eat w u and number two, these guys have usually only spent a few hundred, and they think they can take me shopping… PSHHH please, one bag I would ask for would be three thousand easy and they only spent three hundred. They couldn't even afford the first store id want to go. It just irks me so freakin bad that they even have the nerve to mention taking me anywhere and spend little money."

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ava$
09-17-2014, 10:53 PM
^^???

michele11
09-20-2014, 07:08 AM
^ Haha.

lynn2009
09-20-2014, 07:15 AM
I always ask if guys mind if I join them before I take a seat & it's driving me fucking crazy when I sit and they actively look away from me or do something else to make it very clear they want me to get lost. Like seriously, should I just get up and walk away or try to talk? I ask for a reason, Jesus.

wednesday86
09-20-2014, 07:25 AM
^I hate when guys ask me how much drinks are too! Or they ask me about what's included in the VIP Membership, or how much bachelor party stages are, or basically anything about the club not related to dances!!! I am not a bartender, waitress, floor host or DJ. I don't do bachelor parties so I have no idea. I always say "My job is to get naked for money. That's all I know." Or if they ask me to go get the waitress when they want to buy me drinks. Excuse me???? Get off your fat ass and get her yourself!

wednesday86
09-20-2014, 07:27 AM
I always ask if guys mind if I join them before I take a seat & it's driving me fucking crazy when I sit and they actively look away from me or do something else to make it very clear they want me to get lost. Like seriously, should I just get up and walk away or try to talk? I ask for a reason, Jesus.

When guys act like that I say "Well this is boring." and leave. haha

Graci
09-20-2014, 09:09 PM
At my club our dances involve contact. Guys who won't stop asking if they can touch my pussy, even though I've already said no a million times. The worst is guys who think it's sexy to stick their finger in my belly button and wiggle it around. It's disgusting.

Corey123
09-20-2014, 09:31 PM
I hate when customers can't keep their mouths to themselves!!!! The guys and old men who kiss/ lick my shoulders, back, stomach, boobs etc make my skin crawl. I get mad at them and of course lose $$. Ugh it's not a brothel, We are dancers, it's our freakin job to PRETEND we like you when we don't!!! We are not your lovers!! Blah I'm mad just thinking about some guys this month that kept trying the kissing.

I also hate the guys that move their hips and thrust/get into it during a dance; it's sick and creepy. Just freakin sit there! Lol. I hate guys that feel the need to try to grope me also and touch my boobs or vajajay. I'm actually switching clubs because of all these things. The one I was dancing at (Vegas, surprise surprise, guys that want mileage) is just too much contact and girls let custys feel them up for 20 bucks. Sry, not for me. The other clubs out of state I danced at the guys actually behaved for the most part because rules were actually enforced!