View Full Version : Pet peeves with customers!!
Corey123
09-20-2014, 09:50 PM
I also hate the guys that get pissed off at you when you try to leave them to hustle other customers or turn them down REPEATEDLY when they ask for your number or how to contact you outside the club. You know the guys that turn into dicks after the rejection. Why don't guys understand what a strip club is? It's my job asshole!!
wednesday86
09-21-2014, 01:09 PM
Guys that point out/ask about other girls that walk by while you're sitting with them. SO rude...Just tell me you don't want a dance and then ask the FLOOR HOSTS to introduce her to you. Wtf is this 8th grade and you want me to pass a note to her??
^ Haha.
LMAO! Like wtf is … supposed to mean…
michele11
09-21-2014, 03:38 PM
^ I guess she liked what you wrote. Now she's going to copy/ paste it eveywhere. Haha.
Graci
09-21-2014, 04:12 PM
Re: Wednesday86 about guys saying they want dances from other girls. This doesn't bother me, but I hate it when guys ask if another dancer gives a good lap dance. How the fuck should I know? It's like they think we all give each other dances in the dressing room.
SarahM91
09-21-2014, 05:26 PM
Sorry, I meant to come back to this.
You hit it right on the nail, Ava. What annoys me most is when men refuse to buy dances because $30 ($10 cover fee, $20 for one dance) is too expensive, yet they insist you meet them outside of work to shop, or hang out for free. Strippers like bling! Make sure you can afford it if you're taking one out!!!
And Michele, why would I copy paste a comment EVERYWHERE. Geez gyal. :D
CydSinclaire
09-21-2014, 05:27 PM
Re: Wednesday86 about guys saying they want dances from other girls. This doesn't bother me, but I hate it when guys ask if another dancer gives a good lap dance. How the fuck should I know? It's like they think we all give each other dances in the dressing room.
This one used to drive me crazy, until I started replying with "I'm not sure, but why don't we find out together!" if it's a girl I haven't done doubles with, or "Well I've never had a one-on-one dance with her, but we were in a VIP together last week and it got REALLY kinky ... I'm super into her. Let's go!" A lot of guys will go for it, and since I'm not a great hustler it helps me out a LOT when the other girl is :)
fishielicious
09-21-2014, 05:56 PM
You hit it right on the nail, Ava. What annoys me most is when men refuse to buy dances because $30 ($10 cover fee, $20 for one dance) is too expensive, yet they insist you meet them outside of work to shop, or hang out for free. Strippers like bling! Make sure you can afford it if you're taking one out!!!
I know, right?? I'm sure this has been covered ad nauseam in this post, but these guys who come into the club and drop maybe $30 tops, then want my number??? Do you really think it's going to cost you LESS to hang out with me outside of this controlled, safe work environment? Hell no; you wanna see me OTC try offering me $1,000,000 and a vacation home in Bali or something and maybe we'll talk. If you think I actually want to hang out with you OTC based on the merits of your charming personality... Well shit, either I'm a REALLY good actress or you are a complete dumbass.
But that seems like it happens 2-3 times a day at least!
simone87
09-21-2014, 06:17 PM
when a guy takes his dollars down when you get on stage..its like a punch in the gut. so rude..and they think i don't fucking see.
Selina M
09-21-2014, 09:13 PM
Guys that come to the rail during my first song (top still on), hold up their money, and just kinda stare at me. Sooo I'll flash them for a sec, then hold out my garter. They still look at me like "What, that's all I get?" Because girls here motorboat them for $2.
I've just started looking at them all confused and then getting up and going back to the pole. Usually they just leave the money on the stage after that. Dumbasses.
Graci
09-21-2014, 09:20 PM
This one used to drive me crazy, until I started replying with "I'm not sure, but why don't we find out together!" if it's a girl I haven't done doubles with, or "Well I've never had a one-on-one dance with her, but we were in a VIP together last week and it got REALLY kinky ... I'm super into her. Let's go!" A lot of guys will go for it, and since I'm not a great hustler it helps me out a LOT when the other girl is :)
Oh, that's genius! Thank you.
when a guy takes his dollars down when you get on stage..its like a punch in the gut. so rude..and they think i don't fucking see.
Oh, reminds me of when a guy threw change at my stage and walked off cause I wasn't fingering myself up there like the other hoes or paying him any attention…wtf is wrong with guys, really!!
Graci
09-26-2014, 07:02 PM
When guys spend the whole lap dance complaining about how women as attractive as me never want to date them IRL, especially when they obviously put zero effort into making themselves attractive.
You want a girlfriend? Try brushing your fucking teeth.
Graci
09-27-2014, 05:14 PM
Ughhhh really frustrating night last night.
"Your boyfriend is so lucky."
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
"Whoever your boyfriend is, I hope he takes care of you."
"What would your boyfriend say if he knew how turned on you are?"
"Can I be your boyfriend?"
Stop fucking talking about boyfriends! Seriously, you know nothing about me, and the only thing I know about you is that you just emptied your wallet on me.
I feel like there must be some clever way to deflect guys who are really pushy about asking me out. I keep trying different responses, but if I say I already have a boyfriend they get upset and if I show too much interest they decide they don't want to keep paying for something they might get for free.
fishielicious
09-27-2014, 05:38 PM
^Ughh I had this guy the other guy who, as I was dancing for him, kept insisting that I tell him if my boyfriend was making me do this. I kept saying things like, "No one's making me do this, no one can make me do anything I don't want to do, I'm doing this for myself, etc." and he just would NOT let it go. He wasn't groping me during dances or anything so I didn't want to turn down his money, but it was so annoying. I don't get why guys bring up the subject of boyfriends at all if they clearly don't want the answer/won't believe it when you tell it to them. Especially when you're just automatically assuming that a dancer must have a pimp?? Wtf
KaraLynn
09-27-2014, 09:54 PM
1. Definitely hate it when they try to put their mouth on me or kiss me.....
2. The ones who don't respect your personal limits and try to shove their hands down your thong after you tell them no, and/or beg for extras during an entire dance instead of just sitting back and enjoying their dance.
3. The customers that sit there and bitch about the club, the music, the fact that there are girls working who THEY think aren't up to par, how they can get cheaper lapdances down the street, etc.....If that's the case then carry your negative nancy ass down the street because nobody wants to be brought down by your constant bitching, complaining, and negativity. If you don't want to be there and hate everything you know where the door is. BYYYYYEEEE! Nobody is forcing you to be here!
Aniela
09-27-2014, 10:10 PM
Agree w/ everything mentioned in this thread, & one I don't think I've seen yet -- the customer who tries to bribe staff & other girls for your personal info.
Selina M
09-28-2014, 04:02 PM
The barfly who wants to be everyone's BFF, but doesn't spend money aside from the occasional $1 stage tip.
Sorry dude, not gonna sit and talk to you for free. Call me stuck up, tell me I might as well since there's no money elsewhere, I don't give a fuck. I'd rather sit on my phone than talk to you and encourage your freeloading ass.
wednesday86
09-28-2014, 04:08 PM
Guys who try to bargain with me for a lower dance price/extras during dances...I walk away when they're in mid sentence now. They're not even worth me wasting my breath on them.
KikiGem
10-02-2014, 07:12 PM
1. I really do not like being asked my age. Any personal questions for that matter, but age especially because it is the creeper's go-to way to gauge how much shit they can pull with me in ratio to my suspected naivete. Along with that, it is just terrible manners, and it really doesn't matter. I always say older if I'm in a good mood, or reprimand them for even asking by saying, "Didn't your mother ever tell you? You never ask a woman her age!"
2. Kissing. I actually *hate* kissing, even with SO's. It's gross and slobbery and does nothing for me. Being kissed actually infuriates me, I fucking hate it. I've stopped sex before with the last bf because he kissed me. Had a little creep go to town on my ear yesterday, I still feel dirty even though I've showered and cleaned it out with sanitizer and a q-tip. Why they think we want their lips, saliva and tongue all over our bodies is an absolute fucking mystery to me that I will NEVER figure out.
KikiGem
10-02-2014, 07:14 PM
1. I really do not like being asked my age. Any personal questions for that matter, but age especially because it is the creeper's go-to way to gauge how much shit they can pull with me in ratio to my suspected naivete. Along with that, it is just terrible manners, and it really doesn't matter. I always say older if I'm in a good mood, or reprimand them for even asking by saying, "Didn't your mother ever tell you? You never ask a woman her age!"
2. Kissing. I actually *hate* kissing, even with SO's. It's gross and slobbery and does nothing for me. Being kissed actually infuriates me, I fucking hate it. I've stopped sex before with the last bf because he kissed me. Had a little creep go to town on my ear yesterday, I still feel dirty even though I've showered and cleaned it out with sanitizer and a q-tip. Why they think we want their lips, saliva and tongue all over our bodies is an absolute fucking mystery to me that I will NEVER figure out.
KikiGem
10-02-2014, 07:52 PM
When guys spend the whole lap dance complaining about how women as attractive as me never want to date them IRL, especially when they obviously put zero effort into making themselves attractive.
You want a girlfriend? Try brushing your fucking teeth.
That and that SMELL. You know, that musty, stale smell of a middle aged man who has given up on personal hygiene. Unwashed hair for God knows how long. Clothes he's been wearing for days. Ughhhhhh
Selina M
10-02-2014, 09:09 PM
"I thought I had a $100 bill in here... well shit... I'll just owe you the other $30, here's my business card, I'm a man of my word."
And then gets attitude with me and tells me I "was a mistake" when I make him run his card at the bar. Guess the $3 fee broke the bank.
Do girls really ever fall for the IOU shit? Like, I would never even let a regular owe me money. Would anyone here?
Aniela
10-02-2014, 10:33 PM
"I thought I had a $100 bill in here... well shit... I'll just owe you the other $30, here's my business card, I'm a man of my word."
And then gets attitude with me and tells me I "was a mistake" when I make him run his card at the bar. Guess the $3 fee broke the bank.
Do girls really ever fall for the IOU shit? Like, I would never even let a regular owe me money. Would anyone here?
This brings to mind the 'Why do guys get so offended when you ask them to pay upfront?' thread. From the replies from blues, it sounds like sm girls really are that dumb :banghead: but one girl said she was once lucky enough to have a guy come back the following nite to give her the rest of the $$ he owed :-/
fishielicious
10-03-2014, 07:56 AM
Do girls really ever fall for the IOU shit? Like, I would never even let a regular owe me money. Would anyone here?
Heeeelllllll no. Can you go to a store to buy a pair of shoes and tell the cashier, "Oh, let me just pay you later?" I'm not a used car salesman. But hey, if he can't pay upfront he better be ready to pay interest on the loan. Or have his kneecaps broken, like in any legit business transaction.
Selina M
10-03-2014, 11:36 AM
Right? I guess he expected it to work because he's a regular customer... I don't ever work night shift, so a) how do I know you're a regular, and b) am I supposed to stay an extra 2 hours another night to wait for you to bring my money? Fuck that.
On the busted kneecaps note... He had been giving me shit about my bf, so when he was short I should have said "Oh yeah, that bf you say cuts into my money? He's Italian and his family is in the mob. Pay me or you can try on some cement shoes and swim with the fishes."
simone87
10-03-2014, 11:48 AM
when a customer thinks you are a newbie ( which happens a lot to me, idk whether to take that as an insult or compliment) and tries the whole " what are you doing here? you should be in school! if i was your man i'd bla bla bla not allow you to work here bla bla pay for all your bills bla bla". oh please, i was born at night but not last night :eye roll:
lynn2009
10-04-2014, 10:21 AM
When they try to touch my hair or face. I had one guy in VIP for hours last night, the type to want to cuddle and talk. I spent about half laying with my head on his lap, fine by me, and then he kept trying to cradle my head it was so weird! Having guys in my personal life play with my hair or run their fingers through it is one of my favorite & most comforting things in life, cannot stand when customers go for my hair.
Zooey
10-04-2014, 01:23 PM
-Guys that hang out by stage with dollar bills in their mouths expecting you to take them with your boobs... I usually shove the $ back in their mouths
-Female customers who are convinced you're trying to "steal their man"
-Customers who turn their heads and point at their cheek expecting you to kiss it
-"What are you doing after this? Want to party at my place?" As if I want to do anything other than pass the fuck out after dancing in heels for 6 hours
-"Is your (insert body part here) real?"
-"What does your boyfriend/father/etc think you do?"
-Customers that are like, "I promise I'll get a dance NEXT TIME."
-Customers that ask "What do I get in VIP?"
wednesday86
10-04-2014, 01:42 PM
Guys who hand me $40 for a $30 dance and ask for change...This is not Burger King.
wednesday86
10-04-2014, 01:45 PM
Guys who say "I don't do dances. I just come to chat with the girls." I always laugh and say "Good luck with that" because at my club, once the news spreads in the DR that you aren't spending you are IGNORED by EVERY dancer. At least they admit that they're time wasters.
fishielicious
10-04-2014, 01:57 PM
Guys who hand me $40 for a $30 dance and ask for change...This is not Burger King.
LOL every time a guy asks me if I have change, I say, "No, but tips are always appreciated." I'd say it works to guilt them into giving me that money about 1/2 the time. ::)
Some other pet peeves:
*Guys who order drinks for themselves when the waitress comes around and don't even offer to get you anything. When a guy is like that, I usually just excuse myself ASAP because I know he's not gonna want to spend on me.
*Guys who lurk by the dressing room door like they're trying to hear what is going on in there or catch a glimpse inside when girls go in and out. Those guys just annoy me because, uh, we're getting naked out here all the time, why do you need to see us naked in the dressing room? I feel like they just get off on invading girls' privacy.
*I think this has been mentioned before, but dudes who stare at you when you're giving a dance to someone else. I feel like I ESPECIALLY notice this when the guy who's perving on my dance has previously rejected my offer to dance for him. Sorry, I don't do free samples douchebag.
I used to say guys who like to give me pointers about doing my job numbered in these pet peeves, but the other day I had this guy come in whom I hadn't seen since my first day dancing. After talking to him for a second, I could tell he was one of those guys who really like to explain things and "educate" people, so I was like, "Oh, do you think I've improved since I started??" And then just act like I was taking all his suggestions super-super-seriously and really valued his opinion. He paid me for talking to him before I even started dancing for him, so I feel like if you're ok with acting naive and catering to those guys' egos, they can be good money.
Corey123
10-07-2014, 12:06 AM
Customers that have the nerve to get mad at you for not letting them grope you or touch your girl parts everywhere and constantly ask you over and over for extra touching and extras. Then proceed to get an attitude after.
kirakonstantin
10-08-2014, 10:43 AM
I hate the guys who ask " What am I going to get in VIP" I had this exchange yesterday:
Me "So, lets go to CR and play a little."
Custy " What do I get back there?"
Me " Well, it a more private area and the booths are more comfortable than the chairs out here."
Custy "But... what do I get?"
Me " A much better dance!"
Custy " What else?"
Me " Um... I dunno. I can give you tax advice."
wednesday86
10-08-2014, 01:08 PM
Some other pet peeves:
*Guys who order drinks for themselves when the waitress comes around and don't even offer to get you anything. When a guy is like that, I usually just excuse myself ASAP because I know he's not gonna want to spend on me.
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Yeah that annoys me too..It's a little rude. I will usually just ask if he's read for dances immediately on the off chance that he does want dances but has bad manners (I'd say about 30% of the time). But if he doesn't even offer to buy me a drink I definitely won't spend more than about 30 seconds on chit chat before closing and moving on.
wednesday86
10-08-2014, 01:11 PM
I hate the guys who ask " What am I going to get in VIP" I had this exchange yesterday:
Me "So, lets go to CR and play a little."
Custy " What do I get back there?"
Me " Well, it a more private area and the booths are more comfortable than the chairs out here."
Custy "But... what do I get?"
Me " A much better dance!"
Custy " What else?"
Me " Um... I dunno. I can give you tax advice."
I can't remember who said this, so I apologize...but one girl on here said that she goes "I do magic tricks!" when asked that question. I tried that line the other day and the guy laughed and bought some dances (I don't do rooms at this club, only LDs). haha
whirlerz
10-08-2014, 10:47 PM
Well, one thing I always hated was guys touching my hair!
wednesday86
10-09-2014, 10:50 AM
drunk idiots who don't spend a dime on you but cop a feel of your ass or try to squeeze your boob when you talk to them or walk by----the MAIN reason I avoid Fridays and leave early Saturdays! I seriously almost punched a guy in the face the last Saturday I worked and he knew it too...One day I'm gonna snap.
simone87
10-09-2014, 02:55 PM
customer's friends who cock block when you are trying to get a dance *GRRR!*
or when a guy pays for a dance for his friend and then his friend won't do it ..how fucking RUDE can you get? i'm starting to say " sorry, its non-refundable so you might as well grit your teeth and try and bare it". seriously, fuck you
lynn2009
10-09-2014, 03:42 PM
drunk idiots who don't spend a dime on you but cop a feel of your ass or try to squeeze your boob when you talk to them or walk by----the MAIN reason I avoid Fridays and leave early Saturdays! I seriously almost punched a guy in the face the last Saturday I worked and he knew it too...One day I'm gonna snap.
I always try to get these guys kicked out and they usually are. I fucking hate it, it is SO violating. Like you, next one to do it to me might get get punched in the face if he's lucky, or a really hard to kick to his balls.
wednesday86
10-10-2014, 10:33 AM
I always try to get these guys kicked out and they usually are. I fucking hate it, it is SO violating. Like you, next one to do it to me might get get punched in the face if he's lucky, or a really hard to kick to his balls.
Girl the little fuck I almost punched...I raised my hand up and he ducked. I saw the fear in his eyes and it took every ounce of will power I had not to clock him. Lol
LexiConn
10-11-2014, 02:09 PM
Not really a pet-peeve, but last night some custie said "Damn I remember this place 20 years ago. It's really gone downhill now. The girls *look* hot, but goddam, they're SMART. I can't get SHIT anymore"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA
Ahhhh.
Graci
10-12-2014, 05:17 PM
Guys who think they're being clever trying to get around the rules in VIP. No mouth contact doesn't mean you can lick your fingers and then touch me, and when I say a kiss on the cheek is fine don't fucking lick my cheek. That's disgusting and I hope my foundation tasted good.
ImmoralAllure
10-12-2014, 06:20 PM
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ginnyrox
10-13-2014, 03:58 AM
- Touching my hair. Motherfucker, I just washed that!
- The guy who thought it would be ~hot~ to lean over and breathe on my nipples during a lapdance. Ughhhhh.
- Asking what I want to drink and then quickly backpedaling and telling me it's beer or nothing.
KaraLynn
10-14-2014, 01:35 PM
I don't know how common this is (hopefully not very)
but one time I had a customer who came to sit by me (not the other way around) and kept talking about all the lapdances and double lapdances he's gotten from all the other girls in the club (pointed them out, gave details and everything) yet declined when I asked for one. wtf.
Why come over to me and talk my ear off about all the other girls giving you lapdances if you don't want one from me?
wednesday86
10-14-2014, 02:42 PM
Guys who tell me to come back for a dance and leave the club! It's okay dude, you can just tell me 'No." You don't need to run away like a little bitch.
Corey123
10-14-2014, 03:32 PM
Guys who tell me to come back for a dance and leave the club! It's okay dude, you can just tell me 'No." You don't need to run away like a little bitch.
LMAO!!!
Corey123
10-14-2014, 03:32 PM
Guys who tell me to come back for a dance and leave the club! It's okay dude, you can just tell me 'No." You don't need to run away like a little bitch.
LMAO!!!
whirlerz
10-14-2014, 03:51 PM
- Touching my hair. Motherfucker, I just washed that!
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Hate. that. worse. than anything!