View Full Version : Pet peeves with customers!!
Prettyglitter
10-14-2014, 05:45 PM
"I'm broke". :S
lynn2009
10-14-2014, 05:52 PM
"You must make like 1000 a night, don't you?"
KikiGem
10-14-2014, 08:20 PM
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- Asking what I want to drink and then quickly backpedaling and telling me it's beer or nothing.
::) I'm sorry but that made me laugh just because it's so rude it's almost unbelievable! What kind of barn do some of these guys walk out of? At least you knew then and there he's cheap and to move the heck on!
I had a customer try and get me to guess his *name.* Umm... sure, let me sit here all night and try to figure it out! I hate games lol
Guys who think our prices are outrageous. We actually have really cheap prices compared to the surrounding areas. Like our CR-Does $100 for 20 min alone time with a dancer plus a free drink sound that outrageous to you? Cause it doesn't to me, especially since I only see $60 of it.
That reminds me- I so wish we could go back to house fees and tipouts instead of 'room fees.' I'd go home with soo much more. But I disgress...
wednesday86
10-14-2014, 08:32 PM
Guys who try to "neg" me.
My last shift, Mr. PUA Neckbeard comes to my tip rail, says that my thong looks "itchy." I said "No it's actually comfortable." I was dancing to Hole and he's like "You know this is Courtney Love right? Do you even know who that is?" I'm like "Um, Yeah. I picked out my own music...Why would I pick an artist I've never heard of? What the fuck are you talking about?" He got embarrassed and left.
Another "Yeah you're cute, but your ass could be bigger." I said "Oh yeah? Let's see a pic of your girlfriend. Get your phone out." "Oh my battery's dead.." Yeah, sure it is. Haha
Selina M
10-15-2014, 09:14 AM
Old regular: "I stopped by your new club on Saturday night. I can't see you working there... I dunno why, gut feeling. Hope to see you sometime!"
ASSHAT.
1) Don't fucking tell me you came by when you knew I was out of town, especially when you've been bitching to me how far it is.
2) Just because you met me working in a dirty dive, doesn't mean I like/"belong" in a dirty dive
3) You know nothing about anything.
Cashmere Star
10-15-2014, 01:05 PM
I realize that the rude guys who try to kiss or lick, or are very touchy without paying are the cheapest. So go for the polite ones because they're likely to get a dance anyway.
oh and guys who smell. The smelly ones are unlikely to get a dance as well.
^^ugh, I hate the smelly ones, it seems like Ive had too many come up and grab me for a dance and I agreed only to find out in the dance room, he smells like he hasn't showered in a year.lbs
ImmoralAllure
10-15-2014, 06:25 PM
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lynn2009
10-18-2014, 11:29 AM
"You must have a boyfriend. You don't? Really? Why not?"
Customers who don't believe I am childless. Like what the fuck do you want dude, should I say ya baby, I have 4 kids by 3 baby daddies. I swear!!!!
Guys who tip me 2 dollars and act like they are a baller.
Graci
10-19-2014, 03:04 PM
"How much do you earn?"
For some reason this question really bugs me.
Corey123
10-19-2014, 03:08 PM
"How much do you earn?"
For some reason this question really bugs me.
I was talking to a customer once who said "you girls must earn like 100 grand a year!"
Riiiggghhht ... Lol. This could be a reason why some guys don't spend, they think we are all rich already!
fishielicious
10-19-2014, 03:12 PM
I hate that question, too. There's no right answer to it. If I say a big number, they think I'm already rich and they don't need to spend money on me. Especially if they make less than I do--that makes men in general feel insecure and resentful I think. But if I say a low number, then they think I must be cheap and dirty and not worth spending their money on. If I were actually worth the money, I'd be making a lot more, right?
But so many of them are so curious. So much complicated psychology there.
Graci
10-19-2014, 03:15 PM
I've just started saying, "I make enough to live comfortably while only working 3 nights a week." If they press, I ask them how much they earn which usually shuts them up.
I find big spenders don't ever ask this question, so it's a sign to press for a sale and then move on.
xStacey
10-20-2014, 02:15 PM
I was talking to a customer once who said "you girls must earn like 100 grand a year!"
Riiiggghhht ... Lol. This could be a reason why some guys don't spend, they think we are all rich already!
Yeah I've had a customer who told me the same thing about making 100k per year or more after I told him the prices. He was like you make more money than me and my lawyer, you must be so rich! Of course he did not tip at the end of the dances.
xStacey
10-20-2014, 02:22 PM
"You must have a boyfriend. You don't? Really? Why not?"
Customers who don't believe I am childless. Like what the fuck do you want dude, should I say ya baby, I have 4 kids by 3 baby daddies. I swear!!!!
Guys who tip me 2 dollars and act like they are a baller.
Hahaha a customer once asked me why I was working at the club after I told him I loved my job, was it because I have a drug problem? I said no then he replied oh you have a child?
Really, I must strip because I either have an expensive drug habit to support or a kid, it never occurred to him that it might be because I am a full-time student?
lynn2009
10-20-2014, 02:50 PM
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simone87
10-20-2014, 05:35 PM
when they say they'll get a dance, and then run for the door the MINUTE you turn your back. grow some balls and just tell me you don't want one you candy ass
whirlerz
10-20-2014, 05:37 PM
*barfs @ the BO/Bad Breath custys..
miss.a.p1600
10-20-2014, 06:09 PM
I hate customers that think because they spend money on you they have the right to say or do anything perverted or disrespectful.
I was on stage and this is the 2nd time this happened, dude tells me "you gotta show me more, I aint giving you my dollar for nothing" - I said "b$tch you can keep your wack a$$ cheap a$$ dollar." like really asshole?!?!
I bet my life savings if these men stuffed their bloated hairy a$$es into some heels and a thong, walked around for 5+ hours, and let club take 35%+ of their hardearned money, while we women objectified them they would have a newfound respect.
wednesday86
10-21-2014, 08:04 PM
^Had that exact scenario happen to me Sunday night! Made me SO MAD...except I grabbed all his ones and flipped him off...The bouncer made me give it back though lol. Fuck those guys. No I am not showing you my pussy for $1. You can pay $30 like everyone else.
LexiConn
10-25-2014, 01:59 PM
Any time they ask if I have a boyfriend. Because there is no right answer for this question - either I do and suddenly everything is awkward, or I don't and I'm being asked out.
Selina M
10-30-2014, 10:12 AM
^ Ohhh I hate that conundrum.... I have a few older regulars that are fine with bf's existence and still give me plenty of their money... that's my favorite kind of customer. Any new customer, I have to gauge the "right" answer.
Sometimes I just throw it out there that I do because they are obviously wasting my time or working towards asking me out... BAM, denied.
Graci
11-03-2014, 01:56 AM
"Why would I get a lap dance? It's a waste of money if I don't get off."
"Tipping isn't my thing, I'm just here to drink."
"I just like talking to girls."
Dude, where the fuck do you think you are? Spend or fuck off.
wednesday86
11-03-2014, 08:28 AM
Guys who think their money will buy them a date or your phone number. That conversation is always so awkward and obnoxious! What do you want me to say? "Thanks for your paycheck but I'm married, and anyway, you're 57 years old and you weigh 300lbs so pardon me if I'm not interested in dating you."
Graci
11-03-2014, 07:07 PM
This isn't a customer pet peeve, but a staff one.
Last night I had a terrible night. I made $40 after tip-out. The club was dead (for almost three hours there were no customers. We probably had a total of 30 customers the whole night, and there were heaps of curious middle-aged women. Anyway, I was trying not to beat myself up too much, and when I went to sign out, the host looks at my total and says, "Oh, bummer. I was going to tell you before, I think your hair looks better straight than curly."
Seriously, dude? Yeah, I know I had a shit night, but you don't need to try and tell me how to do better, and I can guarantee it's not because I curled my fucking hair.
KikiGem
11-03-2014, 07:23 PM
This goes beyond customers, this is about guys in general. The 'rating system' "she's a 6 7 8 9 10" I hate that shit! Or when they whine about 'not enough tits' 'too much ass' 'not enough ass' 'not blonde enough' ANY and ALL of that shit I hate. Hey asshole, your opinion doesn't actually *matter* to ANYONE.
It's just very obnoxious for a guy to think his word on a woman's body is law. I can't even describe how much I hate hearing men critique ANY woman. As if we exist for your retinal pleasure or something? Or we owe it to you be the 'perfect 10' you've been seeking all your life? Yesterday, my brother said this about some girl "She's not that cute, maybe a 6" I told him never to talk like that again! I'll be damned if he turns out to be a typical male pig- nuh-uh, not happening! Fortunately, I really don't think he will- but, he displays a lot of bad behavior that my mom and I especially WILL call him out on reaal quick.
Can you tell I *really* don't like men too much?
wednesday86
11-03-2014, 07:36 PM
This goes beyond customers, this is about guys in general. The 'rating system' "she's a 6 7 8 9 10" I hate that shit! Or when they whine about 'not enough tits' 'too much ass' 'not enough ass' 'not blonde enough' ANY and ALL of that shit I hate. Hey asshole, your opinion doesn't actually *matter* to ANYONE.
It's just very obnoxious for a guy to think his word on a woman's body is law. I can't even describe how much I hate hearing men critique ANY woman. As if we exist for your retinal pleasure or something? Or we owe it to you be the 'perfect 10' you've been seeking all your life? Yesterday, my brother said this about some girl "She's not that cute, maybe a 6" I told him never to talk like that again! I'll be damned if he turns out to be a typical male pig- nuh-uh, not happening! Fortunately, I really don't think he will- but, he displays a lot of bad behavior that my mom and I especially WILL call him out on reaal quick.
Can you tell I *really* don't like men too much?
Eh, men are going to judge women's appearance no matter what, especially in a strip club. That's kinda WHY they're in there, to find their fantasy girl. I have been "criticized" a couple times by customers for having small breasts, and it's hilarious to turn it around on them. It's almost ALWAYS fugly guys that are the most judgmental and I have no problem calling them out on how they look. I wouldn't take it so seriously though. I judge men on a number scale too. I only like hot men and I've dumped guys who were a 6 for hotter guys who are a 8 or 9. My husband is a 10 (in my eyes.) He's been approached for modeling and everything. It goes both ways.
KikiGem
11-03-2014, 07:48 PM
Eh, men are going to judge women's appearance no matter what, especially in a strip club. That's kinda WHY they're in there, to find their fantasy girl. I have been "criticized" a couple times by customers for having small breasts, and it's hilarious to turn it around on them. It's almost ALWAYS fugly guys that are the most judgmental and I have no problem calling them out on how they look. I wouldn't take it so seriously though. I judge men on a number scale too. I only like hot men and I've dumped guys who were a 6 for hotter guys who are a 8 or 9. My husband is a 10 (in my eyes.) He's been approached for modeling and everything. It goes both ways.
Not for me it doesn't. There's a difference between trying to find your fantasy girl and being a pig. I'm not a very shallow person when it comes to looks (not saying you are, IDK even know you lol) but it has NEVER crossed my mind to 'rate' anybody. I either find them appealing for a variety of different reasons or I don't. And it ends there.
The male entitlement, nitpicking and voicing their displeasure over another woman is a classic sign of a dipshit and a warning for me to GTF away. This IS a pet peeve of mine, I do take it seriously because of all that it implies, and it just gets on my damn nerves. I have the right to not like it. It's like any pet peeve- it may not bother someone else, but it bothers me.
wednesday86
11-03-2014, 08:31 PM
I definitely am shallow! I'm not afraid to admit it, and if guys are going to act like idiots like that to me, they're gonna get it back ten fold. That's all I'm sayin'. We all know they wouldn't know what to do with themselves if any of our gorgeous selves gave them the time of DAY outside the club, but rating us makes them feel "powerful"
or something. Haha! Silly boys
lovelydancer
11-03-2014, 11:36 PM
- Guys who try to touch my face and hair...but especially my face. I just assume none of these guys wash their hands, and I don't want their dead penis skin cells all over my face (or anywhere for that matter). Yuck.
- Guys who hound me to go on dates with them every time I see them at work when I've clearly said no. It's a strip club, not match.com.
- Guys who try to grab my hips and move me forward and back (in attempts to get themselves off). Or try to squeeze my boobs hard. Or yank on my hair. Immediately after I get their grabby grubby hands off of me I finish the lap dance by air dancing. If you can't be respectful in touching me, then you can't touch me at all.
These are just a few to start. I think between all of us ladies on here we could compile a book on proper customer etiquette in strip clubs. I'm sure it'd be a hit. :)
Selina M
11-04-2014, 07:49 PM
Jealous customers like this:
(All after I've listened to him bellyache about his 2 jobs and how horrible a stripper at another club was for wanting $200 to go to dinner with him).
Him: "Tell you what, I'm gonna go to my meeting at 7 and I'll come back after and then get dances with you."
Me: "I won't be here then."
Him: "What? It's only 5 now."
Me: "I got here at 2... I'm not staying until 8:30..."
Him: "What kind of job is THAT where you go home after 3 hours?! Sheesh... well what days do you work?"
Me: "Tuesday and Thursday"
Him: *almost blustering* "2 days a week?! You can't possibly make enough money to live on."
He was getting a little rude at this point. I smirked and went "I do!" all cutely, went on stage, and another sweet, polite guy immediately took me to VIP after.
I can only imagine if I'd said "Sometimes Saturday, but that money just goes straight into my 2015 Camaro fund". His head might have spun off. I'm such a bitch sometimes *apologizes profusely to Law of Attraction Stripper God*
wednesday86
11-04-2014, 08:05 PM
^Haha! I had almost that same conversation Sunday, but the guy was hilarious. He was complaining he works 60-80 hours a week to make $1k a week. I'm like "oh yeah I usually make that in 3 days." He was like "Fuckyou! Give me my money back!" lol! Then he kept asking me to marry him.
KikiGem
11-04-2014, 08:31 PM
I definitely am shallow! I'm not afraid to admit it, and if guys are going to act like idiots like that to me, they're gonna get it back ten fold. That's all I'm sayin'. We all know they wouldn't know what to do with themselves if any of our gorgeous selves gave them the time of DAY outside the club, but rating us makes them feel "powerful"
or something. Haha! Silly boys
It's so true... It's just a hard concept for me to understand honestly! I posted that after a shift in which some guy said this to me: "You are so close to a 10 it's scary! If only your second toe on your right foot wasn't the same length as your big toe."
I. Shit. Ye. NOT. Weirdo...
Here's another pet peeve. I was browsing TUSCL to get a read on guy's opinions of my club. And I found this:
"Dances are prepaid, $30 for five minutes. That seems awfully high, especially since it appears the dancers get $20 of that."
This dumb little motherfucker! So tell me, how much of that should we be allowed to keep, since the thought of us getting a whopping twenty bucks is, in your opinion, just way too much? And besides, we *technically* only get $18 of that, the club takes $12. They make up for it by asking US to give THEM an extra $2 so they can give us an even twenty, OR in order not to lose $2 to make the sale, ask the guy for the $2. Another reason why when a guy says, "let's just do a 5 minute for now" I die a little bit inside.
Another reviewer said this: "The dancers have gotten into a bad habit of asking for tips after a dance, which is concerning since the dance prices are already so high."
I don't get why some guys just hate tipping strippers... you tip your waitress, your bartender, your hairdresser, everyone else who provides you with a service. WHY is tipping the nice little naked lady on your lap 'concerning'?
That site if pretty much a way for cheaper-creepers to discuss how to get the most mileage and 'bang for the buck' but it's good for some insight into the minds of our custies...
xStacey
11-04-2014, 08:43 PM
It's so true... It's just a hard concept for me to understand honestly! I posted that after a shift in which some guy said this to me: "You are so close to a 10 it's scary! If only your second toe on your right foot wasn't the same length as your big toe."
I. Shit. Ye. NOT. Weirdo...
Here's another pet peeve. I was browsing TUSCL to get a read on guy's opinions of my club. And I found this:
"Dances are prepaid, $30 for five minutes. That seems awfully high, especially since it appears the dancers get $20 of that."
This dumb little motherfucker! So tell me, how much of that should we be allowed to keep, since the thought of us getting a whopping twenty bucks is, in your opinion, just way too much? And besides, we *technically* only get $18 of that, the club takes $12. They make up for it by asking US to give THEM an extra $2 so they can give us an even twenty, OR in order not to lose $2 to make the sale, ask the guy for the $2. Another reason why when a guy says, "let's just do a 5 minute for now" I die a little bit inside.
Another reviewer said this: "The dancers have gotten into a bad habit of asking for tips after a dance, which is concerning since the dance prices are already so high."
I don't get why some guys just hate tipping strippers... you tip your waitress, your bartender, your hairdresser, everyone else who provides you with a service. WHY is tipping the nice little naked lady on your lap 'concerning'?
That site if pretty much a way for cheaper-creepers to discuss how to get the most mileage and 'bang for the buck' but it's good for some insight into the minds of our custies...
Customer reviews websites are really frustrating to read. Not saying there is no decent guy on those forum but most of them are assholes and cheapos. I was curious and lurked a little on one of them, some threads were about tipping sex workers. The majority sais they do not tip, why should they since we're so well-paid and we do not even have any education. We don't pay our taxes and on top of that, we get welfare money! A couple of them replied they always tip and get attacked or lectured by other members that the reason why strippers expect a tip on top of the $20 they so generously give us is because of those guys who give an extra $20 or $40. Customers must stop doing that or strippers become greedy! Ridiculous.
wednesday86
11-04-2014, 09:09 PM
It's so true... It's just a hard concept for me to understand honestly! I posted that after a shift in which some guy said this to me: "You are so close to a 10 it's scary! If only your second toe on your right foot wasn't the same length as your big toe."
I. Shit. Ye. NOT. Weirdo...
Here's another pet peeve. I was browsing TUSCL to get a read on guy's opinions of my club. And I found this:
"Dances are prepaid, $30 for five minutes. That seems awfully high, especially since it appears the dancers get $20 of that."
This dumb little motherfucker! So tell me, how much of that should we be allowed to keep, since the thought of us getting a whopping twenty bucks is, in your opinion, just way too much? And besides, we *technically* only get $18 of that, the club takes $12. They make up for it by asking US to give THEM an extra $2 so they can give us an even twenty, OR in order not to lose $2 to make the sale, ask the guy for the $2. Another reason why when a guy says, "let's just do a 5 minute for now" I die a little bit inside.
Another reviewer said this: "The dancers have gotten into a bad habit of asking for tips after a dance, which is concerning since the dance prices are already so high."
I don't get why some guys just hate tipping strippers... you tip your waitress, your bartender, your hairdresser, everyone else who provides you with a service. WHY is tipping the nice little naked lady on your lap 'concerning'?
That site if pretty much a way for cheaper-creepers to discuss how to get the most mileage and 'bang for the buck' but it's good for some insight into the minds of our custies...
They're just bitter that they have to pay for the attention of beautiful women and still get rejected. I guarantee it's the guys that try to get your number or see you OTC then go on online forums to bitch about strippers when they *still* get rejected by women after spending their money on them. They're losers. And don't even get me started on the guy who rated you...I'm guessing he was either fugly or a young "pick up artist" trying to "neg" you.
ImmoralAllure
11-04-2014, 09:54 PM
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fishielicious
11-08-2014, 12:15 PM
Guys asking me what I'm "into" while I'm giving a dance, or insist that they want to give me an orgasm. Like, no, you're never going to get me off (as I had to flat-out tell a guy on Thursday) and I'm not getting paid near enough to fake it. I hear customers all the time bragging about how they get dancers off all the time, and I'm like... ::)
KikiGem
11-08-2014, 09:10 PM
We had a lovely couple last night who planted themselves at a table just a few feet away from the stage. They watched for hours but tipped nothing and it was obvious they were just sitting there judging and talking shit.
I will never understand this behavior but those who do it are just pieces of human shit, seriously.
wednesday86
11-09-2014, 10:27 AM
Guys who ask for extras and when I shoot them down they're like "Well they do handjobs at X club." Or "Well 'so-and-so' gave me a bj last time I was here."
Who is they? Because I danced at "X club" and I know for a fact that most of those dancers aren't dirty. Just because one extras girl gave you a blowy or a handy doesn't mean THEY ALL DO IT. And just because one extras girl at my club did it doesn't mean *I* will.
Why is it so hard for them to understand that we're individuals and that MOST girls at a nice, upscale or mid tier club won't blow them for $30? It hurts my brain...
wednesday86
11-09-2014, 10:30 AM
Oh and another,
When guys turn you down for a dance and say "I'm sorry" or "Don't be sad" or some shit like that.
Dude do you really think I give a fuck? I just want your money. I'm not going to cry myself to sleep tonight because you didn't want a lap dance. Lol!
Selina M
11-09-2014, 12:06 PM
Guys who act not impressed by your stage set... Had a guy yesterday shrug at me repeatedly while I was on stage, like "Well? That's it?" Sorry i'm not entertaining enough for your non-tipping ass.
wednesday86
11-09-2014, 12:15 PM
^Or guys who (sat in their seats) tell me how awesome my stage set was when I talk to them after. If it was so awesome why didn't you tip me?!!
MizzMonica
11-09-2014, 12:43 PM
When guys ask you if you're single and you say yes..then they go on about how they can't believe a girl like you is single.
When guys want to ask questions about my tattoos and show me theres. Yes I have a lot of ink but that doesn't mean I care to see yours. I want your money!!
Graci
11-09-2014, 03:41 PM
We had an absolute douche in last night.
*clutching two dollars*
"Do a split. Do a handstand. I won't tip you till I see your special move. Do something special."
Buddy, my special move is taking my clothes off. If you don't shut the fuck up my special move is going to be pulling out this tampon and dropping it in your drink.
Aniela
11-10-2014, 12:35 PM
Customer fussiness in general. This is inspired by the 'I have been giving men too much credit' thread :laughing: I get that every customer is different, but sm times I wish the club would provide little cards that the customer can choose based on what he wants i.e. 'Party girl' 'Conversationalist' 'Rocket Scientist' 'Ditzy Dumbass' (& those are just the polite ones I can think of!) He can just set the card(s) on his table & it would eliminate so much of the guesswork on both sides ::)
Selina M
11-10-2014, 12:42 PM
^ I have often said they need to hand out little red/green coasters (like at the Brazilian steakhouses if you've ever been) where you can flip to green when you want to be approached and to red when you want to just sit with your beer.
KikiGem
11-10-2014, 09:59 PM
I approached a guy very politely and tried to talk, but he proceeded to ask automated-sounding questions while never looking up from his phone. When he asked me my age it was the last straw. I told him he was being absurdly rude, to which he replied "Ok, thanks for stopping by." What a piece of shit, really.
I put my phone down when anybody talks to me, even little kids and people I don't even wanna talk to! To do otherwise shows disrespect IMO. And don't even get me started on people who walk around wearing a Bluetooth headset....
Aniela
11-11-2014, 02:12 PM
'So, how long you been strippin'?'
Now, I have nvr been in any kind of denial abt 'being a stripper vs entertainer vs exotic dancer'. I know they are all one & the same when you get right down to it. My problem w/ this query is the disdain & condescension in the asker's tone, vs the more respectful-sounding 'How long have you been dancing?'
wednesday86
11-11-2014, 03:05 PM
I approached a guy very politely and tried to talk, but he proceeded to ask automated-sounding questions while never looking up from his phone. When he asked me my age it was the last straw. I told him he was being absurdly rude, to which he replied "Ok, thanks for stopping by." What a piece of shit, really.
I put my phone down when anybody talks to me, even little kids and people I don't even wanna talk to! To do otherwise shows disrespect IMO. And don't even get me started on people who walk around wearing a Bluetooth headset....
Ha! If a guy starts looking at his phone when I'm sitting with him I say "Oh I guess you're more interested in your phone than hot, half naked women. BYE" I am a total bitch to them about that because it is SO RUDE and it irks me so much.
Graci
11-28-2014, 04:58 PM
Last night was the grabbiest crowd I've ever worked. I feel like I spent all night fending off hands and tongues.
To top it all off, one of the other girls apparently saw me letting a guy touch me (didn't happen) and complained to management and started talking shit in the dressing room.