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Wwanderer
05-08-2006, 08:09 PM
It's sometimes hard for me to understand the male mind. I forget how simple it is! Give them liquor and show them a pretty girl and of course they're going to attempt to sleep with her!
Yeah, think Homer Simpson, "Mmmmm...cheeseburger. Eat."
But, of course, don't forget Mozart, da Vinci, Einstein, Dave Barry, ...
-Ww
The Unknown
05-09-2006, 12:39 PM
But, of course, don't forget Mozart, da Vinci, Einstein, Dave Barry, ...
-Ww
You forgot to add me to the list. I'm sure it's a slight oversight on your part. Honestly, I'm not offended.
POP
The Unknown
siena_b
05-09-2006, 01:09 PM
can steven hawking get it up? i'd be his whore for a night. i'd want a talk box too, then it would sound like hot robot love.
Wwanderer
05-09-2006, 02:55 PM
can steven hawking get it up?
He has kids from his first wife, born in the 1970s I believe...after his illness started but before it was nearly so severe as it is now.
-Ww
Vyanka
05-09-2006, 08:48 PM
My .02 You want to get laid? Leave the ladies to their JOB! They don't and should not be expected anything else than what their job IS! Damn, that's like going to the hospital i work at and asking for a lap dance! Way out of line.
My 02 again? www.adultfriendfinders.com (http://www.adultfriendfinders.com/) Yes, they have sex partners in your area too! An escort gets paid to lay you too! Dancers are just that, we take our clothes off and dance for you, chat and laugh, hustle you out of your $$$$$, don't care about your dick. We really don't want guys asking for 'extra' shit. ::)
TIP: you will have a better chance picking a female up from non-strip club, i.e. BAR! Also have respect, dancers on the job are working....hit a bar with female customers....This is common sense!
Also you said it....it's about let me dance, get my money and get the fuck out of here.....it's A JOB!!!!!
Lotsa luck
Pamela
Agree 100% this! :D
Plus it can be for free or cost you a few cheap beers bro.
DancerNTampa
05-09-2006, 10:23 PM
I got one pocket full of dick and the other pocket full of money. I all about staying at the party until both pockets are spent...if you get my drift. ;)
eww. call me wierd, but im assuming this is why you need to pay to get laid.... :O
The Unknown
05-10-2006, 10:51 AM
eww. call me wierd, but im assuming this is why you need to pay to get laid.... :O
Wierd,
You are under the assumption that 'need to pay to get laid.' That would be like me assuming you are a two dollar whore because you are a stripper. That was the most offensive statement against my person I've read to date. I expect an appology from you.
For the fucking lurve of gowd people... I only asked a fucking question I was curious about and it's been all about everyone here beating me down because of it. I think that your statement is way off base and I find you totally offensive. There's no need to post such offensive statements.
POP
The Unknown
Djoser
05-10-2006, 11:09 AM
You are on a website for dancers, asking their honest opinion--she gave it.
She owes you nothing at all, more than that...
I am not trying to be a dick about this, and regret my earlier impatience and irritablity--though I'm not losing any sleep over it, trust me. I bear you no malice whatsoever, but you need to be aware of where you are, and who you are.
Even though this is Customer Conversation, it's a forum called "StripperWeb", not "CustomerWeb".
yoda57us
05-10-2006, 11:11 AM
eww. call me wierd, but im assuming this is why you need to pay to get laid.... :O
DNT: I know this off topic but I have to say that your photgraph displays the best use of heavy industrial equipment that I have ever seen. Hubba Hubba!!
yoda57us
05-10-2006, 11:27 AM
And now back to our regular programming...
Wierd,
You are under the assumption that 'need to pay to get laid.' That would be like me assuming you are a two dollar whore because you are a stripper. That was the most offensive statement against my person I've read to date. I expect an appology from you.
Chill out Ted, she doesn't owe you anything. First of all You asked for opinions, she gave you one. Secondly, your in a strip club with "one pocket full of dick and the other pocket full of money" looking for a good time. Just about everyone on this board is going to assume that to mean that you are looking to buy a woman's attention cause' well, that's how it works in strip clubs. Your assumption that your wallet and your ego will get you the same type of attention in a strip club as in a regular bar is way off base here. Don't get all hurt when a dancer refuses to tiptoe around your bravado here.
Paris
05-10-2006, 11:28 AM
Wierd,
You are under the assumption that 'need to pay to get laid.' That would be like me assuming you are a two dollar whore because you are a stripper. That was the most offensive statement against my person I've read to date. I expect an appology from you.
For the fucking lurve of gowd people... I only asked a fucking question I was curious about and it's been all about everyone here beating me down because of it. I think that your statement is way off base and I find you totally offensive. There's no need to post such offensive statements.
POP
The Unknown
Just to remind you... You started it:P.
You asked a group of women how to find the whores among them. Just because we are nude performers does not mean we like being associated with hookers. That is like you going on a masseuse website and posing the same question. Sure, some masseuses do sell sex services, but the LMT's of the group would be mightily offended.
Unknown, you enjoy hunting, right? Well, does that mean you are available as a professional hit man? If you spend so much time with guns in you hands you must be available to the mob or any terrorist organization for hire right?
Just put your questions into perspective before you start feeling offended about people taking offense to your assumptions. ( I don't really like how that sentence rolls, but I couldn't think of a better way to phrase it)
DancerNTampa
05-10-2006, 01:06 PM
Wierd,
You are under the assumption that 'need to pay to get laid.' That would be like me assuming you are a two dollar whore because you are a stripper. That was the most offensive statement against my person I've read to date. I expect an appology from you.
For the fucking lurve of gowd people... I only asked a fucking question I was curious about and it's been all about everyone here beating me down because of it. I think that your statement is way off base and I find you totally offensive. There's no need to post such offensive statements.
POP
The Unknown
You opened yourself to these comments when you first made this post....as far as an apology, you are out of your mind, friend.
DancerNTampa
05-10-2006, 01:12 PM
DNT: I know this off topic but I have to say that your photgraph displays the best use of heavy industrial equipment that I have ever seen. Hubba Hubba!!
heehee! just saw this...and thanks bunches ;)
yoda57us
05-10-2006, 01:55 PM
heehee! just saw this...and thanks bunches ;)
:hat:
The Unknown
05-11-2006, 01:30 PM
You opened yourself to these comments when you first made this post....as far as an apology, you are out of your mind, friend.
Thats pretty negitive attitude you have. I'm just asking for a bit of information and you choose to attack me. How do you concider this "opened yourself to these comments"?
I certainly hope to don't send out these negitive vibes when you are working. I can assure you that I wouldn't tip you.
I withdrawn the request for an apology. Even though you attacked my person I thank you for reading my little thread. It has enlightened me as to how a person such as yourself would think.
teh thanks,
TU
doc-catfish
05-11-2006, 02:53 PM
I certainly hope to don't send out these negitive vibes when you are working. I can assure you that I wouldn't tip you.
I'm sure DNT is shaking in her stripper shoes just reading that. :scared::rotfl:
Tell you what, I'll tip her on your behalf. Then to really rub those "negative vibes" in, I'll buy a dance from her, perhaps several.
And yeah, I gotta agree with Yoda, that pic is hot. :flirt:
And that concludes my suck up post for the day.
Can anyone give me airfare money to go to Tampa? You know I'm good for it.
;)
DancerNTampa
05-11-2006, 03:06 PM
:wave:
aww....that was very nice of you doc....thanks bunches!
unknown, the only reason you retracted your request for a comment is because youre in the minority on this thread....
just put your tail between your troll legs and go home.....enough said on this topic....
azcustomer
05-11-2006, 06:30 PM
Hey, someone give the guy a break, he's just asking for some help.
1) Tip the doorman and ask for a seat at the stage.
2) Be sure to tip a few dancers well. The secret sign to let them know your safe is to dance a little, wink, and stick out your tounge.
3) Find the dancer who looks like she really knows what she's doing. Grease her with $20 and ask for the most expensive champagne in the house.
4) Tip her double the cost of the champagne.
5) Sit back and enjoy.
6) On the way home, pick up some good hand lotion.
7) When at home, find a nice comfortable place, drop your drawers, close your eyes and wrap you hand around that little joystick.
There, you've got all the action you can handle.
DancerNTampa
05-11-2006, 07:12 PM
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
thats effin HILARIOUS!!
good tip!
Cally
05-11-2006, 07:52 PM
LMAO azcustomer!!! Thats the best post i've read on here yet :D
azcustomer
05-11-2006, 08:50 PM
Awww shucks (blushes).
Thank you beautiful ladies.
Jenny
05-11-2006, 11:11 PM
Hey, someone give the guy a break, he's just asking for some help.
1) Tip the doorman and ask for a seat at the stage.
2) Be sure to tip a few dancers well. The secret sign to let them know your safe is to dance a little, wink, and stick out your tounge.
3) Find the dancer who looks like she really knows what she's doing. Grease her with $20 and ask for the most expensive champagne in the house.
4) Tip her double the cost of the champagne.
5) Sit back and enjoy.
6) On the way home, pick up some good hand lotion.
7) When at home, find a nice comfortable place, drop your drawers, close your eyes and wrap you hand around that little joystick.
There, you've got all the action you can handle.Dude. If I was cool enough to be your new best friend, I'd be your new brst friend.
Katrine
05-12-2006, 12:10 AM
Its encouraging to know that some people still think that throwing a couple of $1'S around still entitles them to something special...sorry buddy...my one piece of analytic advice = inflation index...
http://www.westegg.com/inflation/
Djoser
05-12-2006, 11:18 AM
Wierd,
You are under the assumption that 'need to pay to get laid.' That would be like me assuming you are a two dollar whore because you are a stripper...I expect an appology from you.
...you don't HAVE to get all riled up
Yeah. I could sense some seriously hostile vibes coming from you. Take it easy, dude.
Take Mast's and your own advice to me, and forget the 'appology', it looks like you're not gonna get it...
siena_b
05-14-2006, 02:09 AM
Unknown, dont get so butt hurt. Answer Paris' question. Just because you have a gun do you want people assuming that you are available as a hit man? Do you also go into flower stores asking for marijuana? Sure, some people with guns are hit men and some people who work at flower stores smoke pot but doesn't it seem ridiculous to ask a bunch of people hoping to find one that does something illegal? You probably feel attacked on here because all of us are so tired of people equating strippers with prostitutes or sluts. We get it ALL the time. Can you understand that? Step back and look at it from our point of view before you get so offended by our comments.
Lucafu1
05-14-2006, 02:38 AM
WTF?
I got a pocket full of pencils and in the other one a calculator for school. i keep my dic in my pants. maybe im behind the power curve.
and what is this money you speak of and how do i get it?
POOP
Luis
The Unknown
05-15-2006, 04:47 AM
Take Mast's and your own advice to me, and forget the 'appology', it looks like you're not gonna get it...
It is obvious that I wont get the appology. I shall take the higher road. I have withdrawn the request.
The thing I find perplexing about this whole situation is this: I only asked a simple question. It was just to get a little knowledge on a subject that people here should be well versed in. In other words, Why not ask the people in the industry. If I asked Dr. Phil or someother fucktard.. I wouldn't begin to get a reasonable responce. Or a clear answer. I asked here, not to ridicule, belittle, antagonise, or otherwise be an asshole. I asked here to avoid confusion in the real world. But as with all things in life I drew so unwarranted attacks against my person.
Some chose to critize me, and take cheap shots directed at me rather than answer the question. If those people are to stupid to answer the question the bare miniumum the least thing to do would be to post an answer of: I'm to fucking stupid to answer this question.
Yet these people saw fit to dogpile on my person with cute little insults and verble antagonisms.
Djoser You yourself are guilty of this. I could see that you are in fact passionate about it and in the end made amends for your hostility through further posts.
So I would say my best advice for any n00bie would be not to ask questions even though that what the particular forum is for, because it will only end in being humiliated and dogpiled on by the older members here.
The Unknown