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mr_punk
05-21-2006, 03:04 PM
i read this thread on another board (http://www.zbone.com/hts/zbb.mv?showmessage+general+1144739197). in fact, the title came from one of the responses. anyway, it cracked me up because i've do something similar (the difference is that i prefer to smell, poke, prod, nibble and savor the dish a bit instead of wolfing it down) when i'm pressed for time.

under those circumstances, i need about 35 minutes. 5 minutes to quickly walk in and out the club, grab a stripper in the rotation (puff..puff..no time for chit-chat), etc. which leaves 30 min for dances. actually, only 27 to 28 minutes could be liberally described as dancing. the rest of the time spent is just plain nasty. so, my question to you is, "what is the minimum amount of time (or the shortest, but satisfactory time you have ever spent in a sc) you need for a satisfactory trip to the sc?".

Richard_Head
05-21-2006, 03:18 PM
I think I need at least an hour, the only times I've been for less are times when I walk in and find absolutely nobody there that interests me, even then I usually give it at least a half hour.

doc-catfish
05-21-2006, 04:38 PM
40 minutes. And the first 15 were a disapointing walk around a very crowded standing room only strip club.

Then the "mileage twins" saw me looking lonely and sad, and after about 25 minutes of double dancing my tiproll was history.
}:D

azcustomer
05-21-2006, 06:40 PM
Very funnny,

I personally have never been one to go for fast food. The fastest an ATF has found me and successfully drained my tiproll is an hour.

But this is interesting, if I knew some ATF's schedules I'd probably go more often with smaller tip rolls.

If I'm on a scouting trip to a club without an ATF, I wait just as long as it takes to check out the scene so see if the vibe is good. I think the least amount of time I've spent in one of these clubs is 15 minutes or so, only to go on to another club.

With each ATF, I have an assigned day/days of the week when we expect to see each other.

It's hard with the dancers always changing their schedules. I wish there was a good way to post them, but alas, that would only invite wayyy to much stalking.

Eques
05-22-2006, 12:54 AM
The shortest amount of time? An hour. But I tend to avoid that simply to cost average my money over the time spent in the club... makes it mentally more affordable. Besides I'm only at a stripclub if I feel like killing the night that way.

NoCoverLover
05-22-2006, 01:03 AM
I do not go for fast food!! Tonight I spent 5 hours in my newfound home. I like to chat with people and take time to enjoy the vibe!! And DAMN were the shooter girl and her friend hot! :D

I haven't gone for less than 4 hours in that last 4 years!! You need to savour the ambiance! 8) There's no point in rushing, none at all!!

SeppeSai
05-22-2006, 02:59 AM
25 minutes. I was on my lunch break and drove down to the club by work to ask questions of my favorite bartender. She served me 2 drinks and I tipped liberally. She also answered my questions when I was ready to go back to work.

yoda57us
05-22-2006, 05:42 AM
20 minutes. I was driving to NYC and stopped in Providence on the way. It was a Sunday afternoon-one of the best days and times to visit this particular heavy extras club. I walked into the club as she was coming off the stage. We wasted no time getting a private booth and she wasted no time going after little yoda. The booth fee is good for 15 minutes, she finished me in about ten and that included five minutes of me performing oral on her. We cleaned up(she likes it when I finish on her breasts), she got dressed and we hugged at the front door of the club. I left with my bottled water which I hadn't even opened yet.

GenWar
05-22-2006, 06:20 AM
QUOTE=NoCoverLover:
do not go for fast food!! Tonight I spent 5 hours in my newfound home. I like to chat with people and take time to enjoy the vibe!! And DAMN were the shooter girl and her friend hot! :D

I haven't gone for less than 4 hours in that last 4 years!! You need to savour the ambiance! 8) There's no point in rushing, none at all!!
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Dammit, NCL, that is just plain creepy. I am going to have to start beating you to every thread just so *I* get to say my opinion.

Seriously, I do not go for extras, or even, for that matter, for dances. I go for SS, to smoke, to get drunk (sometimes, crunk), to listen to music and make fun of DJs, to chat and, generally, relax and forget that I am the loser I am and that I live in the world I live in. In the club, my meager means allow me to live like I have much more for a limited amount of time.

(The club also skews your perception of money as the meager means I spend in a weekend exceeds what Mrs. Gen makes in an entire paycheck, a fact that leads to all sorts of fun conversations in the `War household. But that is another thread.)

If the above are your goals, the longer the better. Avg trip is 4 hours, planned trip 5-6 hours, typical vegas trip can exceed 8. The average is only so low because of the amount of new clubs I visit...every 4-5 of them turns me off within 10-15 minutes and I bail for greener pastures.

I am sure if I had the same goals/needs as Yoda in the previous post, I wouldn't even need the full 20 min he required. Don't know if a ;) or a :-\ is appropriate for THAT sentiment.

-gen

lunchbox
05-22-2006, 06:51 AM
When I go with the wife out of town, 7 hours.

When I go with the wife in town like tomorrow, no more than 2 hours.

dayzed
05-22-2006, 01:13 PM
When I go with the wife out of town, 7 hours.

When I go with the wife in town like tomorrow, no more than 2 hours.

Same here. (minus the trip tomorrow, unfortunately)

SassyMom
05-22-2006, 01:46 PM
Hubby and I have done the "quick stop" - but usually no dances then - just checking in with girls we know or for a beer, but I have to say - if I'm going to really enjoy myself - I want to hang out for 3-4 hours - I don't like fast food much either!

yoda57us
05-22-2006, 05:21 PM
I am sure if I had the same goals/needs as Yoda in the previous post, I wouldn't even need the full 20 min he required. Don't know if a ;) or a :-\ is appropriate for THAT sentiment.
-gen

The question was what is the shortest time I need and that's how I approached my answer. Today I spent four hours with an incredibly beautiful non-extras lady who made our lunch and brought it to the club with her. We ate, drank, talked and shared some minimal one way contact LD's. We talked about anything and everything from her favorite sex toys to George Bush being a dickhead all in the course of the afternoon.

Like most guys I have many different needs. Sometimes the 20 minute extras girl is a needed tension release but that story happened last fall and I haven't been back to see her this year. Most of the time I prefer a slow paced afternoon with any number of beautiful ladies, good conversation and good LDs.

Gen: The ;) would be appropriate if you where paying by the minute. When you can have fifteen minutes of pleasure but choose to take ten minutes instead for the same price I would say the :-\ is the way to go.

CarGuy
05-22-2006, 07:50 PM
My weekly stripper fix can be handled in 45 minutes or so. A few minutes getting in...I pay for the 30 minute champaigne room at the door....my girl sees me goes to the doorman who confirms that yes...I did buy a VIP...she just checks how many..LOL. At this point we go back, 2 beers are included, and she proceeds to alleviate the strees of the week as I fill her pockets with more tips. Then I am off, and she even leaves money in my pocket....weird. But it works and I can get in and out in less than an hour.

I would rather stay...buy 3 to four 1/2 hour blocks and watch the other customers ask for dances and watch them get turned down...becuase she is either on stage, sitting with me or sitting on me in the back...it is rather amusing. Doing this will fill the time between say 10:30 and 2:00 bar time and cost about $300

mr_punk
05-26-2006, 06:05 AM
Avg trip is 4 hours, planned trip 5-6 hours, typical vegas trip can exceed 8.some of you guys average four hours or more in a sc? i can't even imagine. although, i'm sure it would drive me batty. what the hell would i do with 8 hours in a sc? talk to strippers longer than absolutely necessary? sigh..i can already feel the migraine headache. watch the stage? zzzzzz. still, it may be a cure during my bouts insomnia. although, PJ bottoms (sans underwear) is perfectly acceptable sc wear for pervs. still, i would feel funny walking into a sc with a pillow and wearing bunny slippers as well. now, there's only one way i could make an extended sc trip work. first, i would need 3 or 4 viagra tablets the size of a walnut. secondly, i would need a couple of cases of Gatorade to offset the shock of fluid volume loss. seriously, a very efficient two hours is plenty enough time for me.

GenWar
05-26-2006, 06:55 AM
QUOTE=mr_punk:
a) what the hell would i do with 8 hours in a sc?
b) talk to strippers longer than absolutely necessary?
c) first, i would need 3 or 4 viagra tablets the size of a walnut. secondly, i would need a couple of cases of Gatorade to offset the shock of fluid volume loss. seriously, a very efficient two hours is plenty enough time for me.
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a) Get drunk. Smoke. Listen to overly loud music from annoying DJs. In short, focus on the "club" aspect over the "strip" aspect. Not solely focus but, either way, the time flies amazingly fast.

b) IMHO, that is a worthwhile pursuit. Especially with red red red. ;)

c) Again, different strokes (no pun intended) for different folks. Never had any fluid loss in a strip club. Unless you could dehydration from excessive alcohol consumption. Or perhaps the blood from that fall I took a couple weeks back.

-gen

lunchbox
05-26-2006, 07:19 AM
In that amount of time: I get blue balls, and then I get them massaged.

More often than not, I'm just making up for the visits I don't get to make.

doc-catfish
05-26-2006, 07:44 AM
Don't know about anyone else, but regardless of how much I spend, trips seems to last right around an hour and forty-five minutes.

That seems to be the time I either run out of money or patience (usually the latter).
:-\

SportsWriter2
05-26-2006, 10:03 AM
i would need a couple of cases of Gatorade to offset the shock of fluid volume loss. seriously, a very efficient two hours is plenty enough time for me.
Buy or bring in a bottle of water. Bring in lemon-lime Gatorade powder (get the 76.5 oz container - it lasts a season). Keep refilling and remixing in the men's room as needed. You can stay cranked up for 4-5 hours. Forget the medical warnings about hard-ons lasting more than 4 hours. That means hard-ons you don't want.

yoda57us
05-26-2006, 10:43 AM
Buy or bring in a bottle of water. Bring in lemon-lime Gatorade powder (get the 76.5 oz container - it lasts a season). Keep refilling and remixing in the men's room as needed.

Damn Sporty! For all these years we Providence junkies thought you where going in there to change condoms....;)

SeppeSai
05-27-2006, 05:50 PM
The ATF does something similar with the water I buy her when we spend time together.

mr_punk
05-28-2006, 06:20 AM
a) Get drunk. Smoke.outside of the occasional cigar. i don't smoke much. i also can't drink much either. unless, someone comes out with Maalox flavored booze. my acid relfux isn't going to let me get drunk.

Listen to overly loud music from annoying DJs.but..but that means i'll have to take out my ear plugs. i think the DJ booth should be electrified. of course, the voltage will be set to just short of lethal. however, anytime a dj gets on a customer's nerves. he can press a button at his table and give him an small electrical shock. i can just see PLs frantically tapping the button like they're sending messages in morse code.

b) IMHO, that is a worthwhile pursuit.sure, but i would end up with stripper-induced whiplash from all the double-takes over an 8 hour period.

In short, focus on the "club" aspect over the "strip" aspect. Not solely focus but, either way, the time flies amazingly fast.i'm not sure if the time will fly, but i find the "club" aspect the most tedious part of scing. fortunately, the way sc are set-up. unless, i'm scouting for new talent for my team. i can still get what i want with a limited amount of involvement. which is the best part of all.

SeppeSai
05-28-2006, 08:02 AM
but..but that means i'll have to take out my ear plugs. i think the DJ booth should be electrified. of course, the voltage will be set to just short of lethal. however, anytime a dj gets on a customer's nerves. he can press a button at his table and give him an small electrical shock. i can just see PLs frantically tapping the button like they're sending messages in morse code.


*dies laughing*