X Evan X
06-07-2006, 10:36 AM
X EVAN X......Can we please hear more about what it was like to make out with Carmen Electra ?? Lucky !!!!!!
She came in with Limp Bisquick and they were filming for the "MTV Diary: 30 days in the life of Limp Biskit". Right after she divorced Rodman. The club let them film if they wouldn't film the dancers, it was a weeknight.
They were cool sat in the main room passing up any special treatment and were getting tabledances. All night Carmen was dancing next to the table like she was in a dance club.. This was like '99 and she loved rap music. For some reason I started cutting up with her a little bit over the mic and even asked her "what do I need to do, learn how to slam dunk?". She was laughing about it and flicked me off. Dancers started saying that Carmen looked horrible up close. I had no idea she was Fred's date.
An hour later I turn around in the booth and she is standing there. Just her and I. And she is not ugly at all, but smoking hot! Not just sorta hot but seriously hot. Turn me into jello hot (remember that for later). Dancers were being the haters of the millenium. AND... She was rolling her brains out chewing on her lip the whole nine yards. She kept saying how fucked up she was and how cute I was. In between shutting her eyes and rubbing herself she was starring at me telling me how funny I was and that every dj she ever meets is an asshole and full of himself..
I have to digress for a second. The dj booth is ultra private. You could easily get away with murder up there. Also note that I have a tiny bit of game after working in strip clubs for so long, keep that in mind because this gets funny.
She is rubbing herself and rolling her butt off and flirting and starring at me.. and... (drumroll please) instead of picking up the ball and running with it... I stood there like a deer in headlights. I probably looked like Rainman. Any little bit of game I had went out the window... I am gay.
Like a retard I maybe said two words. I laugh every time I think about it. I finally turned around to change the song and when I turned back around she was right behind me and planted one on me (thank you Carmen for doing your charity work for the year) Yes I just barely kissed her back like an 11 year old kissing a girl for the first time. I told you I'm retarded.
If you know what an outgoing flirt I usually am then you can truely appreciate the comedy in all of that.
She giggled in that rolling-my-brains-out sort of way and be-bopped back down the stairs.
I learned very early in my career NOT to kiss and tell EVER.
I'm not too proud to say that I jumped on the radio and announced it to the entire staff. I also left her lipstick on me until almost every employee had seen it haha I told you I'm retarded.
PART 2:
Later I begin to hear that she is Fred's date and girls are telling me that Fred is being so mean to her and to everyone else that it has the whole club talking. He even grilled her about where she was when she went the booth. Girls also told me that she kept telling him that she wanted to go request another song (yeah buddy!) he kept telling her to shut the fuck up.
My encounter with Fred Burst:
I go take a leak and when I get back he and Carmen and a guy with a small video camera are in the booth. I say wadup wadup! Fred says, "hi, I'm Fred Durst." (he said his last name) looking up at me from all 5'2", I almost laughed. It was a slow night and they had been in there for like 5 hours, and he had his red hat on backwards, and he was short, and he had been sitting with Limp Bizkit, and Carmen Electra. Even my grandmother would have known who he was... hello
They told me they were filming for MTV I didn't believe them and Carmen is swearing it's true. The booth at Cheetah is seriously amazing, like something out of Star Wars. The guy is filming and Fred and I are all like "Limp Bizkit wadup!" for the camera. I thought it was sorta cool that I might get my first cameo on MTV or Limp Bisquick vid or whatever haha. When I finally watched that Diary show the only 4 seconds of footage they even showed from the Cheetah was their problems with the valet and about 2 seconds of walking into the club haha. Another funny thing is during that show Carmen's name wasn't even mentioned once much less any footage of her shown. Not even a hint that she was even traveling with them.
-E
*edit* sheesh I was verbose when I first typed that, plus I had more f-bombs in there than a Limb Bizkit song
She came in with Limp Bisquick and they were filming for the "MTV Diary: 30 days in the life of Limp Biskit". Right after she divorced Rodman. The club let them film if they wouldn't film the dancers, it was a weeknight.
They were cool sat in the main room passing up any special treatment and were getting tabledances. All night Carmen was dancing next to the table like she was in a dance club.. This was like '99 and she loved rap music. For some reason I started cutting up with her a little bit over the mic and even asked her "what do I need to do, learn how to slam dunk?". She was laughing about it and flicked me off. Dancers started saying that Carmen looked horrible up close. I had no idea she was Fred's date.
An hour later I turn around in the booth and she is standing there. Just her and I. And she is not ugly at all, but smoking hot! Not just sorta hot but seriously hot. Turn me into jello hot (remember that for later). Dancers were being the haters of the millenium. AND... She was rolling her brains out chewing on her lip the whole nine yards. She kept saying how fucked up she was and how cute I was. In between shutting her eyes and rubbing herself she was starring at me telling me how funny I was and that every dj she ever meets is an asshole and full of himself..
I have to digress for a second. The dj booth is ultra private. You could easily get away with murder up there. Also note that I have a tiny bit of game after working in strip clubs for so long, keep that in mind because this gets funny.
She is rubbing herself and rolling her butt off and flirting and starring at me.. and... (drumroll please) instead of picking up the ball and running with it... I stood there like a deer in headlights. I probably looked like Rainman. Any little bit of game I had went out the window... I am gay.
Like a retard I maybe said two words. I laugh every time I think about it. I finally turned around to change the song and when I turned back around she was right behind me and planted one on me (thank you Carmen for doing your charity work for the year) Yes I just barely kissed her back like an 11 year old kissing a girl for the first time. I told you I'm retarded.
If you know what an outgoing flirt I usually am then you can truely appreciate the comedy in all of that.
She giggled in that rolling-my-brains-out sort of way and be-bopped back down the stairs.
I learned very early in my career NOT to kiss and tell EVER.
I'm not too proud to say that I jumped on the radio and announced it to the entire staff. I also left her lipstick on me until almost every employee had seen it haha I told you I'm retarded.
PART 2:
Later I begin to hear that she is Fred's date and girls are telling me that Fred is being so mean to her and to everyone else that it has the whole club talking. He even grilled her about where she was when she went the booth. Girls also told me that she kept telling him that she wanted to go request another song (yeah buddy!) he kept telling her to shut the fuck up.
My encounter with Fred Burst:
I go take a leak and when I get back he and Carmen and a guy with a small video camera are in the booth. I say wadup wadup! Fred says, "hi, I'm Fred Durst." (he said his last name) looking up at me from all 5'2", I almost laughed. It was a slow night and they had been in there for like 5 hours, and he had his red hat on backwards, and he was short, and he had been sitting with Limp Bizkit, and Carmen Electra. Even my grandmother would have known who he was... hello
They told me they were filming for MTV I didn't believe them and Carmen is swearing it's true. The booth at Cheetah is seriously amazing, like something out of Star Wars. The guy is filming and Fred and I are all like "Limp Bizkit wadup!" for the camera. I thought it was sorta cool that I might get my first cameo on MTV or Limp Bisquick vid or whatever haha. When I finally watched that Diary show the only 4 seconds of footage they even showed from the Cheetah was their problems with the valet and about 2 seconds of walking into the club haha. Another funny thing is during that show Carmen's name wasn't even mentioned once much less any footage of her shown. Not even a hint that she was even traveling with them.
-E
*edit* sheesh I was verbose when I first typed that, plus I had more f-bombs in there than a Limb Bizkit song