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Yekhefah
06-05-2006, 07:06 PM
It was my ex-husband, before I was married... I'd only been with one guy before him and that guy was a virgin, so I made my ex get tested before I'd go bareback with him. He screamed at me the next time he saw me. Apparently it was an unpleasant experience.

I don't think he thought the nurse was attractive; he's just that kind of a guy. He would flirt and get cute with everybody. But when she came in and told him to drop his pants, and he grinned and said, "You first!" ... I don't think she appreciated it.

Djoser
06-05-2006, 07:18 PM
OMG--that's funny as hell!

Yekhefah
06-05-2006, 07:23 PM
Yeah, I had no sympathy for him whatsoever. He brought that pain on himself.

To hear him tell it, the entire cottony part of the Q-Tip was all the way up there!

Lysondra
06-05-2006, 07:30 PM
Bwahahaha. :P

1. Yay on you for STD tests. :D
2. I'm gonna remember 'you first'... too bad I can never use it 'cause it'll be taken literally.