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unbeleavable
06-07-2006, 07:06 PM
Ok I ahve to ask a question to the males...I cruise the net and look at porn..I syumble on weird sites and crap...

Question...I have found a ton of pictures of guys jacking off and cumming on the computer screen? Is this a normal thing guys do? You pretend you are busting one on the girls face etc?

and what about this...this is really strange?

http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/list/tags/semenonfigure

Please tell me guys don't do this shit...please!

First off, I am a clean freak,there is no way I could bust a nut on my comp or a nasty ruber doll :O Usually, porn brings back more vivid memories of the sex I had most recently.I very rarely fantasize about the woman in the pics.I use it as a tool to remember.

Yekhefah
06-07-2006, 10:45 PM
LOL! You're right about the chanting one line over and over. I've caught myself doing that several times. I probably do it even more without realizing it. My ex and my boyfriend always say I must have seen too much porn at an early age, because I carry on like a porn star and I like my partner to do the same!

Is BDSM a Leo thing? I didn't know that. But yeah, I am a Leo, LOL!

Djoser
06-07-2006, 11:19 PM
Well, I knew a Gemini who liked her hair pulled (but gently), and her neck held in a powerful grip--not choking...

I think talking to your partner during sex is good, but I prefer to avoid the cheese, except once in a while, maybe, lol.

I have read excerpts from The Pearl (a journal of Victorian pornography--really well written stuff) to the woman I was fucking, a few times--they seemed to like it. But you eventually have to toss the book aside.

The funniest talking during sex story I have is one night when we were going at it pretty good, and we had been joking around earlier talking to each other in the 'Jerry Springer southern white trash' dialect.

I forget how it happened, but we started going at it while we were going at it, and cracking up hysterically--I had to stop a couple of times, it's hard to laugh hilariously and fuck! God knows what the neighbors on the other side of the thin apartment wall were thinking, but they were used to some noise.

Yekhefah
06-07-2006, 11:48 PM
LOL! Those hilarious sex stories are always the best, it's when you know you have a good relationship beyond sex. One time my ex-husband and I were in the middle of it, and for some reason I can't remember, he started talking like Yoda. It was this hilarious spot-on Yoda impression, and I'm cracking up and begging him to stop, and the whole time he was fucking me and putting on this Yoda voice. "Mm! HARD I can fuck you, yes! Like that you do!"

I'd hate to think what the neighbors must have thought of that one!

Mastridonicus
06-08-2006, 07:32 AM
^^^ LOL.

Haha, Ok.... Yea Hahaha I did the swedish chef... she's STILL laughs about it.

NOOOOOOOOW WE PUT IT IN DAH BOX. BORGI BORGI BORGI! HEEEERRRREEEE KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY.

gameover
06-08-2006, 08:39 AM
Julia Taylor is hot! :)

Prester_John
06-08-2006, 08:50 AM
Pbbbth, not my thing. I don't like sweet romantic porn. I like raw hard fucking, preferably with some S&M and degradation in it. Love and romance are nice, but it's some rough nasty animal sex that gets me hot!

When I was fairly young and in my nascent sexual awakening days (ie, college) I had a friend who I always tried to be sweet, romantic, loving and gentle in bed. After a few times we were in the middle of it all she stopped and said "I know you are trying to be loving and romantic, and I love it and appreciate it, but what I really want is for you to toss me around and fuck the hell out of me".

Yanno, I heeded her advice. :D And I enjoyed it too. Taking control was something I always wanted to do, but thought it would be selfish.

I would say thanks to that impatus, I learned that both have merits, and can be incorperated in an evening of fun.

Mastridonicus
06-08-2006, 09:12 AM
"I'm feelin' like a bad boy
Mmm, just like a bad boy
I'm rippin' up a Rag Doll
Like throwing away an old toy"

Steven Tyler knows best.

Yekhefah
06-08-2006, 11:10 AM
Haha, Ok.... Yea Hahaha I did the swedish chef... she's STILL laughs about it.

NOOOOOOOOW WE PUT IT IN DAH BOX. BORGI BORGI BORGI! HEEEERRRREEEE KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY.

<shrieks with laughter> :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

OMG, I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard at this!!!

Casual Observer
06-08-2006, 11:15 AM
Haha, Ok.... Yea Hahaha I did the swedish chef... she's STILL laughs about it.

NOOOOOOOOW WE PUT IT IN DAH BOX. BORGI BORGI BORGI! HEEEERRRREEEE KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY.

Dude, you need to check yourself into Betty Ford for that.

Mastridonicus
06-08-2006, 11:34 AM
<shrieks with laughter> :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

OMG, I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard at this!!!

Yek I gotta tell you, I was so nervous about posting that. Hahahah Glad you liked it though. I'm such a little freak with the right people. But I am just a complete goofball.

Oh, I do a very awesome golum voice. I mean dead on. Ask Casual. One of the last times I was in a club, there where pitch black V.I.P.s and this girl I was dating at the time was working, comes in and I go "I wannnntttssss the preccccioussss" I swear if it wasn't me, I would have been killed. I talked to her yesterday and she STILL mentions being creeped out about it. Like we're talking complete leg shaking unable to stand grab the wall for support creeped out. She had to go sit in the back. She came back laughing so hard. I got the obligatory shoulder hit. What can I say, I'm a classy guy.


Dude, you need to check yourself into Betty Ford for that.



Say what you want girl, you KNOW I look good.

put a stop to collar pop!
06-08-2006, 01:45 PM
I had a Leo girlfriend that liked to be tied up and spanked occasionally. Naturally, especially since I loved her, I obliged her...

;D See? Love them.

I have a confession. I went through a period in my early 20s where I would tell long drawn out jokes during sex. Especially doggy. LAughing during sex is under rated. Hahaha.

lildreamer316
06-08-2006, 06:27 PM
^^^ LOL.

Haha, Ok.... Yea Hahaha I did the swedish chef... she's STILL laughs about it.

NOOOOOOOOW WE PUT IT IN DAH BOX. BORGI BORGI BORGI! HEEEERRRREEEE KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY.


THIS Leo is DYING over here.

I swear I'm gonna make my man do this.

Oh.....gotta catch my breath.

I like the Yoda thing too. We actually have a recording of someone doing a dirty Yoda imitation..........

ChristyWild
06-11-2006, 10:06 AM
the favorite film my boyfriend and I enjoy watching is Zazel: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0157204/

It's more artistic, along the lines of Andrew Blake's kind of filmmaking, but with Penthouse Pets in it...very good.

The only other porn I watch is anime hentai, cuz I spend too much time critiquing RL porn, cuz I do it on the side and know how suckass some of those positions are, how fake things look, etc, etc...i'm just jaded I guess.

Mastridonicus
06-11-2006, 10:14 AM
La Blue Girl!

Carnal POWER!!!!

and Zazel is very professionally done. :D

I used to be such a porn COINASSURE.

Djoser
06-11-2006, 02:25 PM
the favorite film my boyfriend and I enjoy watching is Zazel: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0157204/

It's more artistic, along the lines of Andrew Blake's kind of filmmaking, but with Penthouse Pets in it...very good...

I do it on the side and know how suckass some of those positions are, how fake things look, etc, etc...i'm just jaded I guess.

I've seen that, it was great! I especially liked the use of flowers, being an O'Keefe fan, lol...

And you're not jaded, not in a bad way--most porn looks contrived, to anyone who's actually done any serious fucking in real life.