View Full Version : Stupid come back lines guys say
cherry_sin
06-10-2006, 05:23 AM
You know, Venus, I was beginning to get a lawyer vibe too.
However the way he takes things so personally, I have no idea how he does his job without complaining. ;)
colleen
06-10-2006, 09:43 AM
My all time favorite: Wanna dance?
Customer: "I can't, I'm married. How much to take you back to my hotel room?"
Ohhhhhhhhhhh! He didnt! ;D
So my thought is, it's okay with your wife if you hire a hooker, but lap dances are out of the question??:-\
Right along with, it's ok to hang out here aned see nakid girls for free, but not to pay them for their contribution to your entertainment.
Mp personla favorite blow-off like is, I can't get a dance from you because you are too pretty!
Hmmmmm....would you like me to go et one of the ugly girls for you? >:(
gypsy_girlchild
06-10-2006, 10:07 AM
I hate it when they say "You're gonna pay me to dance for you?", "Are you gonna buy me a drink if I buy you one?" or "Noone pays me just to get naked and sit on their lap"
Answers like this make me want to bite them... HARD
Bridgette
06-10-2006, 11:58 AM
Oh VG, I knew he was a lawyer a couple pages ago. I just couldn't help taking that last shot ;D
TigersMilk
06-10-2006, 12:05 PM
Oh my this thread gets funnier everytime I read it. Bridgette, your sarcasm and voices are killing me. ROFL!!
I think its perfectly ok to complain about work. Who wants to keep all that anger/funny stories/mishaps inside? All for what - to become bitter. We're having a damn therapy session here. If some doesnt like our pow-wow then maybe they should step out.
leogirl876
06-10-2006, 12:14 PM
Tigersmilk, those were my feelings exactly, if they don't like it, get out! hahaha!
Bridgette
06-10-2006, 12:20 PM
Hehe. I wonder how trivial he would think it is if a stripper stole his money as he barraged her with his condescensing attitude ::)
Yekhefah
06-10-2006, 01:59 PM
"Noone pays me just to get naked and sit on their lap"
I had a guy say that to me once... "How come I should pay you just so I can see you naked? Nobody pays ME to see me naked." I just sipped my drink, looked him over, and said, "I bet."
If you're going to dish it out, you have no right to complain when you get it back.
RoseWhite
06-11-2006, 11:21 AM
*writing note to self* MUST remember that one!
Lyssa Lynn
06-11-2006, 11:53 AM
And I have to apologize for being the perrenial "Not now, thanks" guys. Unfortunately for the dancers who approach me, I tend to have dancers I like who draw me to the club, but I like to intermix the evening with a few random dances.
"wanna dance" approach - "Nope" crowd - I'm so sorry, but I can't help but say, "Not right now, thanks" - but instead of a generous smile, I try to really let her know I'm not interested with a quirky facial expression.
For the love of God, would it be so hard to just say "Thanks but I'm waiting for someone"?!? This way I know for fact you're not interested in a dance from me and I won't waste my time asking you later on! It's a win/win. Please try it. ;)
Polekitten
06-11-2006, 01:00 PM
the worst is im gay
This ones gotta be my favourite. When i guy says this to me i usually take a step back and kinda look him up and down, then i say, with a sweet smile, " Actually, yeah, sorry, you do look a bit gay, i should have guessed, sorry to bother you." Sometimes the guys like, "WHAT!" Or they just sit there looking confused, as if tey cant believe i just got one over on them. Then i walk away with a secret evil grin leaving the guy paranoid all night that he has a "gay" look about him. }:D
TigersMilk
06-11-2006, 01:21 PM
I have had gay men come in for their friends before. Only I do a show for the non-gay friend instead.
Worts is "I didnt bring any money."
My answer is usually: "You came to a strip club w/o money?"
Usually he goes: "Well, I was gonna go get money from the ATM"
Me: "Oh we have an ATM and credit card machine here and its billed as MS. INC very discretely. Since thats all figured out and you came here to have fun right?"
Him: "Yea"
Usually ends up with him still leaving to "go to the ATM machine/bank"....LIAR!
lola025
06-11-2006, 01:39 PM
I love it when the guys make jokes when I ask them for a dance. Like, "oh are we gonna tango or waltz back there," or, when they get up and start dancing.
I also like it when they ask if they can dance for me. Veerryy funny. SOOO original. GAG
omg.. sooo many say that like if he were the same person.