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Bridgette
02-04-2007, 01:54 AM
Elvis toe....
http://www.jokebug.com/jokepics/6663.jpgUgh that's just disgusting. I have had customers like that :ziplip:
Guenevere
02-04-2007, 02:07 AM
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n95/LVGuenevere/mut1.jpg
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n95/LVGuenevere/BritToe-1.jpg
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n95/LVGuenevere/349-vwdriverswanted_130.jpg
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n95/LVGuenevere/01-Camel_Toe.jpg
Emily
02-04-2007, 02:11 AM
omfg! that's fat chick is hilarious, Guen
Guenevere
02-04-2007, 02:24 AM
omfg! that's fat chick is hilarious, Guen
LOL!!!! "O RLY?"
MrChristopher
02-04-2007, 02:31 AM
The "ORLY?" owl coming out of that disturbing red vaginightmare is brilliant. Ugh. Sweet dreams for me, I'm going to think of raptors and BBW with a second chin the size of half their head. Great. THANKS. "Vaginightmare" is also officially my new favorite term.
PaigeDWinter
02-04-2007, 03:13 AM
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n95/LVGuenevere/UMMM_ok.gif
LMAO!!!
*dies*
Effin brilliant!
Lola Rose
02-04-2007, 06:22 AM
omfg. this is so sick, but I find it fascinating. isn't that uncomfy? why would ppl purchase a clothing item that rides up like that. yuck total fashion no.
PaigeDWinter
02-04-2007, 06:27 AM
*ponders posting her own camel toe pic*
Muhahaa.
gingerlee
02-04-2007, 09:50 AM
There are tons of internet sites and DVD lines dedicated to the love of the camel toe. I think it's silly and lame, but it sells, so somebody out there has to like it. I don't see why guys like it, but what the hell, whatever works.
Bubble
02-04-2007, 10:36 AM
That pic of britney is photoshopped I'm sure!
On a side note. I have some of those fabulous metallic hotpants (like kylie or the cheeky girls), but the seam just gives me the worst cameltoe (uncomfortable too!). I've never had the nerve to do anything more than just wear them in the bedroom.
Any tips to stop it?
Yekhefah
02-04-2007, 10:39 AM
^^^ Thick underwear can keep cameltoe at bay.
Bridgette
02-04-2007, 10:48 AM
I have been known to capitalize heavily on cameltoe in topless clubs. I don't wear it all the time because I have rather small lips and couldn't if I wanted to. But during dances I would get into certain strategic positions and pull my thong just so, to create and accentuate the cameltoe. Most the boys seemed to really dig it :P One in particular I remember, seemed more impressed than usual and, lacking anything really witty to say, asked "what's that?" When I answered rather proudly and mischievously "cameltoe!" he got all goofy. It struck me as a rather funny reaction on his part ;D
Anney Dancer 2
02-04-2007, 11:02 AM
ha ha ha that elvis toe made me laugh!
I have lots of wicked weasel bikinis and have been on the beach wearing the see thru toe type. They are actually very comfy but nothing like that second scary yellow thing, and I agree thats a particularily ugly picture.
A 'gentle' toe, done right, can be very sexy.
And i can't can't resist adding that on the hole I love a good camel toe! lol ;)
Kaylinn
02-04-2007, 11:04 AM
I have been known to capitalize heavily on cameltoe in topless clubs. I don't wear it all the time because I have rather small lips and couldn't if I wanted to. But during dances I would get into certain strategic positions and pull my thong just so, to create and accentuate the cameltoe. Most the boys seemed to really dig it :P One in particular I remember, seemed more impressed than usual and, lacking anything really witty to say, asked "what's that?" When I answered rather proudly and mischievously "cameltoe!" he got all goofy. It struck me as a rather funny reaction on his part
I have kinda large lips, and I am self concious of my camel toe. Depending on the thong I have one, sometimes I wear 2 thongs just to cover up the camel toe. I never thought guys might like it, I just thought they'd think, Holy shit! Look at the lips on that one! You could probably park a bus in there!
Guenevere
02-04-2007, 04:07 PM
*ponders posting her own camel toe pic*
Muhahaa.
*... waiting for Paige to post her toe!*
jaizaine
02-04-2007, 06:33 PM
http://ratemycameltoe.com/vote.php
this is funny u rate camel toes!
jaizaine
02-04-2007, 06:35 PM
;D funny site
AlexxaHex
02-05-2007, 12:48 AM
I think camel toe is hot!
And I think Paige's 'toe is probably the hottest I will ever see should she choose to grace us with it.
*crosses fingers and hopes no one saw my compliment as just a way to get her to post the pic*}:D
Chrissy68
02-05-2007, 01:54 AM
these are great... guen, that's absolutely hilarious. "vaginightmare" however, was the second best part of this thread. that's what that pic was. lmao.
Lola Rose
02-05-2007, 03:47 AM
I have kinda large lips, and I am self concious of my camel toe. Depending on the thong I have one, sometimes I wear 2 thongs just to cover up the camel toe. I never thought guys might like it, I just thought they'd think, Holy shit! Look at the lips on that one! You could probably park a bus in there!
haha sounds like me! i'm gonna try to be like B. it's my life goal you know.
Hot2Trot
02-05-2007, 10:57 AM
Some crazy toe. This is bad toe.
Her crotch is eating her pants she should feed it some penor instead. LOLhttp://perezhilton.com/upload/2007/01/vintage_coco/b1314956165_l.jpg
http://perezhilton.com/upload/2007/01/caption_me_cocos_camel/acococcameltoe.jpg
This girl (CoCo/Ice T's wife) needs to chill out with her toe there. Vagina does not need to resemble feet.
:flirt: RoFL TigersMilk :flirt:; You took the words off of my fingertips.
Grrrr....You totally beat me to the punch. I was just checking the thread to see if anyone had peeped Coco's "Sloppy Joes'" yet cause if not, I was gonna post these; LoL.
Sinder
02-05-2007, 11:13 AM
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And this camel toe is SO huge, its creeping up to her navel.
http://static.flickr.com/49/114291389_d293944f33_o.jpg[/quote]
^^ That's not a camel toe....it's a MOOSE HOOF!
Hot2Trot
02-05-2007, 01:01 PM
On a side note. I have some of those fabulous metallic hotpants (like kylie or the cheeky girls), but the seam just gives me the worst cameltoe (uncomfortable too!).
Any tips to stop it?
:flirt: Hi Bubble :flirt:
Might I suggest a strip of tape (medical preferably, since it doesn't leave residues and is breathable, but masking tape will also do...) strategically placed upon the inner center seam of the crotch.
Remember to be mindful of your crotch width when choosing the width of tape. Too thin = Toe ;D (The very thing you are tryina avoid). Wider is better, as you can always cut it into the shape you need (think panytliner).
I would suggest a pantyliner, but needless to say, it is not visually acceptable on stage. Also, the tape thing has its limitations, depending what color / transparency your pant is. You'd have to be very subtle and not let it show during your set / when you fling it.
And for the record, I will say:
Street Wear = "Errrr, no thanks" to the camel toe.
In Bed = Gentle toe if "done right..."
Banking = "Let me see that Camel toe! That Camel toe!"
(while picking up all my tip$).
I guess the thing about extreme camel toe is that while it may be attractive (for a variety of reasons) it is not classy at all. Classiness is found in subtlety. There is nothing subtle about Camel toe.
However, some are not concerned with classiness- They just wanna see fat pussy lips ::) . For all of you who only want to see "The Burger," I have one thing to say to you:
Forget the "litle piggies"- Enjoy your Camel toes; LoL :D .
Djoser
02-05-2007, 03:00 PM
I am a big fan of Wicked Weasel bikinis, and the gentle camel toe look. But it has to be gentle, not contrived. Deliberate is fine, just not extreme where they are yanking up on it, lol.
But the ones that look uncomfortable aren't sexy at all.
And lips can be very, very beautiful, if they are well-shaped. Flower petals...
spoiledpet
02-05-2007, 04:53 PM
http://ratemycameltoe.com/vote.php
this is funny u rate camel toes!
dammit! another productive afternoon derailed. FYI... you can left click on the pics to see a larger version.
Tigress
02-05-2007, 05:41 PM
OMG
What will they think of next?
Whatever floats your boat I guess!
PookaShell
02-05-2007, 08:49 PM
This thread is so...addicting....I cant....not...look at it.....:hypnotize:
christian211
02-05-2007, 09:05 PM
^^ I agree. Subtle cameltoe, nice. Full frontal wedgie, not so much.;D
AlexxaHex
02-05-2007, 09:30 PM
This thread is so...addicting....I cant....not...look at it.....:hypnotize:
Hahaha! Pooka's hypnotized by the 'toe!!
Maybe you can convince your wife to post her pic! We've all been waiting. :magnify:
PaigeDWinter
02-05-2007, 09:35 PM
I think camel toe is hot!
And I think Paige's 'toe is probably the hottest I will ever see should she choose to grace us with it.
*crosses fingers and hopes no one saw my compliment as just a way to get her to post the pic*}:D
Hahaha! Pooka's hypnotized by the 'toe!!
Maybe you can convince your wife to post her pic! We've all been waiting. :magnify:
Alexxa has the Sexy And Subtle thing down! ;)
Debating still. Jury is still out!
AlexxaHex
02-05-2007, 09:37 PM
Sorry. I'll be patient, Mistress. :D
TigersMilk
02-10-2007, 01:40 AM
Stop CoCo stop!
http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/02/08/the-c-in-ice-ts-coco-stands-for-cameltoe/6/
Next bread will start popping out!?
more...
http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/05/23/coco-her-pimp-ice-t-hit-maxim-100-party/
PaigeDWinter
02-10-2007, 01:59 AM
http://eatliver.com/img/2006/1141.jpg
http://members.chello.nl/rwestdorp/17apr2006/image/cameltoe.jpg
I HAD to post the last one, specifically... cause it has my name on it. But no, it isn't my graphic.
Lola Rose
02-10-2007, 02:00 AM
post paige, plese ;D
PaigeDWinter
02-17-2007, 08:24 AM
Hahaha! Pooka's hypnotized by the 'toe!!
Maybe you can convince your wife to post her pic! We've all been waiting. :magnify:
::)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/paigedwinter/onoescameltoe.jpg
Sorry that it's kinda hard to see...... damned hard to take a pic of one's own cooter!
Guenevere
02-17-2007, 01:52 PM
Paige toe?!!!!!!!!!!!!! OoooooOOOOoooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
http://bestsmileys.com/bouncing/3.gif
If that ain't the purdiest toe ever I don't know what is!!!!!!!
AlexxaHex
02-17-2007, 03:29 PM
:bouncey:
OMG I thought you forgot about it! That totally made my day!
Tigress
02-18-2007, 09:36 AM
I've seen Paige's toe!!!!
Cute !
PaigeDWinter
02-18-2007, 09:59 AM
Egads you guys :blush:
TigersMilk
03-01-2007, 11:35 PM
Paige's toe is the best C-toe Ive ever seen hands down...the pants jk.
Sorry but I must muck up the toe thread some more with this picture. Co-Co must stop! Bloody toe?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album64/ice-t-coco020701b.jpg
PrettyCurlieQ
03-01-2007, 11:58 PM
The original joke was that 'butt crack is the new cleavage' but now camel toe .. uh no thanks for me :(
PaigeDWinter
03-02-2007, 12:05 AM
Jeeez Co Co.... damn. :D
dollyrocker
03-02-2007, 12:57 AM
I have been known to capitalize heavily on cameltoe in topless clubs. I don't wear it all the time because I have rather small lips and couldn't if I wanted to. But during dances I would get into certain strategic positions and pull my thong just so, to create and accentuate the cameltoe. Most the boys seemed to really dig it :P One in particular I remember, seemed more impressed than usual and, lacking anything really witty to say, asked "what's that?" When I answered rather proudly and mischievously "cameltoe!" he got all goofy. It struck me as a rather funny reaction on his part ;D
So I shamelessly stole this idea and man, does it work! The guys get biiig smiles on their faces when I do the cameltoe trick, haha. :D:D:D