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Classic'sMontana
07-20-2006, 08:29 PM
LOL. I don't know. I have a hard time feeling sorry for people who put it all out there, truth or otherwise. Mostly I laugh.

Stripped Daily
07-20-2006, 08:40 PM
True true....very good point. It's really amazing how much people just 'let it all out there' in strip clubs though. Like if you saw these people on the street, or in a regular bar, you would never know how wierd they were. But just because you're a stripper, they just feel the need to share EVERYTHING with you!

Classic'sMontana
07-20-2006, 08:55 PM
Exactly... Sometimes I feel like I am taking "Confession" LOL maybe I should invest in rosary beads to hand out..... (with little strippers hanging off a pole instead of a cross) I know its terrible... but, I don't really want to know the dirty secrets.

This one guy was telling me that he hated his wife, fucked her sister, and took her dog to the vet and had it put down (later he told her it was hit by a car) It disgusted me.

Stripped Daily
07-20-2006, 11:46 PM
OMG that's horrible! That really is awful! But the confessions thing - definitely hit that one on the head! I think strippers really do hear the dirtiest secrets!

cherry_sin
07-20-2006, 11:51 PM
I'll take your confession, dance for your potted plant, and crush you with my heels... but you'll be paying me for it, and it will later be posted on the net for all to laugh at.

kelly514
07-21-2006, 12:46 AM
I'll take your confession, dance for your potted plant, and crush you with my heels... but you'll be paying me for it, and it will later be posted on the net for all to laugh at.

LMFAO ;D
I've been laughing most of the time I have read this. I've only been dancing since the end of March and haven't encountered any wierdos... but I know the key word is yet lol :O

twisterinAZ
07-21-2006, 03:41 PM
Burn him with a cigarette. I declined.

KittenCaboodle
07-22-2006, 11:25 AM
A customer asked if I could put the heel of my shoe in his anus............Umm NO!

Minette
07-22-2006, 01:03 PM
The plant seemed unimpressed.


Oh dear, I think I pulled something laughing! That was one of the funniest things I've read in ages.

cherry_sin
07-31-2006, 08:06 AM
If only there was a big enough market for men who wanted me to take their wallets out of their back pocket, take all their cash, and take all their cards up to the front so I could charge to the limit on them. Then we would be good to go.

Devi6669
07-31-2006, 09:35 AM
Wow. My weird guy seems almost normal compared to most now! LOL

He brought in a big ass potted plant and demanded I dance for him AND the plant. *shrug*

The plant seemed unimpressed.

That's just...wow. In a weird way, though, it's kinda cute. I guess he wanted to take his plant friend out for a good time? He's definitely one of the less weird guys, though :)

Miss. Kristina Lee
07-31-2006, 11:08 AM
last night i hada g uy that just wanted to rub his beard all over me.

he rubbed his beard in my armpits, and then proceeded to do an around the world with it as he called it starting at my left wrist going across the back and then to my right wrist.

whatever. he payed me extra. is it bad that these things dont wierd me out much anymore lol?

hyzenthflay
07-31-2006, 01:25 PM
I read most of these earlier and just had to post this letter that was given to my roomie by a customer. I remember sitting with him once. He was a small older guy with a choker chain around his neck and when he turned to talk to me I almost fell over. His breath smelled just like poo. My roomie sat with him later and found out why. Here's the letter:
Dear mistress:
My name is ___ but please just call me- cocksucker, shiteater, scumlicker, asshole, toilet maggot, doggie, sissy bitch, wimp, slaveboy, or any other degrading name YOU choose. I am very submissive to women and believe strongly in FEMALE SUPERIORITY and i have over 25 years experience in Female domination, foot worship, maid service, toilet servitude, B/D, and S/M including "heavy duty" S/M. i am extremely oral and also very masochistic. so i am NOT looking for or expecting you to treat me with any sort of respect, kindness, or friendship. You can just treat me like the worthless piece of shit i am. i have been brutally beaten by women using leather belts, riding crops, wire coat hangers, whips, canes, and even a piece of chain once. i have been savagely buttfucked by women using large bottles and huge dildos and i have been buttfucked several times with a fat 10inch dildo coated with a mixture of shampoo, toothpaste, comet cleanser, dishwasher detergent, laundry soap, and hot sauce that always leaves my asshole very sore and bloody. and a couple of mistresses haven even shoved a few of their lit cigarettes up my submissive asshole and laughed at my screams of agony. i do love truly cruel and sadistic women. and my worhtless little cock and balls have been beaten, bitten, burnt, pierced, cut on, kicked, crushed, twisted, squeezed, alligator clips attached to them, my balls rubberbanded til they turned dark purple, a long sharp metal skewer shoved down my peehole until it bled, and a couple of mistresses have even poured flammable liquid on my useless cock and balls and set them on fire. my ultimate desire though is to find a woman who would seriously be willing to amputate my worthless little cock and balls or at least castrate me removing my useless balls if not my pathetic little penis. i am very serious about this and if i don't find a woman to do it by oct. i will castrate myself. i turn 50 in nov and i would really like to be a eunuch slave by then. it really wouldn't matter anyway i still love to eat pussy whenever i can and i have been complimented on my pussy eating skills by several women but i seriously haven't fucked a woman now in over 15 yrs no bullshit. my tiny pathetic penis is only about 5 1/2 inches when erect so most women seeing it say something like "is that all you got". i also wear women's panties on a daily basis and keep my toenails painted a "sissy" pink color. and i also love to drink women's piss and eat women's shit and be subjected to degrading acts by women.
PS I also have a very strong foot fetish and i love to suck on womens toes especially when they are really filthy and nasty or super stinky.
your shit eating slave

TifaRae
07-31-2006, 01:51 PM
.................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .......................................

is all I have to say. (!!!! WTF @#$%!?!?!?)

Jenna*
07-31-2006, 09:57 PM
wow..i'd cut his balls off for the right price...lol jk

Sauske
07-31-2006, 10:00 PM
you know the usual
"can i get a happy ending"
"heres my card, I do foot fetish modeling"
"can i taste you"

sometimes some guys ask really disgusting stuff and i just laugh really really hard. they think im shy and think its cute- i really wanna puke

MissK
08-13-2006, 01:14 PM
A customer asked if I could put the heel of my shoe in his anus............Umm NO!


Shit I straight up woulda been like "buy me a pair of size 10's and I'll do it!". And he would have to bring a baggie to put the shoe(s) in and take them with him. I would have no problem fuckin his sorry ass with the heel of a shoe! (pun intended) LOL ;D

MissK
08-13-2006, 01:17 PM
[QUOTE=hyzenthflay my ultimate desire though is to find a woman who would seriously be willing to amputate my worthless little cock and balls or at least castrate me removing my useless balls if not my pathetic little penis. i am very serious about this and if i don't find a woman to do it by oct.

All he'd have to do is sign a waiver and it'd be on! That mutha fucka is trippin!

Fancey
08-13-2006, 01:47 PM
i worked at Venus Faire in North Hollywood and had a regular who would tip me to dance like i had to go to the bathroom!


Me to!.. he called it " The Pee Dance " and told me to act like i was standing in line waiteing to go to the bathroom lol WEird!

A guy has also wanted to buy my satan or silk clothes /:O I dont know what that was all about but it was weird. And i dont understand foot fetishes.. dont even get me started on those hahahaa.. but whatever brings in the $$$ baby! :P

blondi553
08-13-2006, 01:59 PM
cherry sin.....................omg i could never put up with what u put up with .............lol............this is the funniest thread i have read in a while

MovedOn
08-13-2006, 07:53 PM
Oh my gosh, this thread is the funniest thing I've read in ages!

Mme Duclos
08-14-2006, 01:25 PM
This was one of the most fun threads I've read in some time. All I have to say is, where are these guys, and can you give them my number? lol

I used to do fetish phone work for a specialized company, and the only thing that surprises me is that a bunch of these guys didn't just go to a pro Domme. I guess they figure they can get it cheaper with a stripper?

For informational purposes (and 'cause I'm a total geek): Any lady who takes the castration guy up on his offer needs to be careful, there have been a few cases now in which the people performing such castrations have been charged with practicing medicine without a license, and that's if they can't pin assault charges on them. :O

These stories are what make me wish there was a fetish club, avec bouncers, in my area where I could do Domme work incall. With what I made just talking on the phone (and a few years back, now), I can only imagine what I could make in person. [sigh]

A kinky girl can dream, can't she.

TifaRae
08-14-2006, 05:01 PM
I can't even comprehend castrating a guy. That's beyond the borders of my mind. Unless of course he raped or sexually assaulted me or a loved one.

Then we'd be on, but otherwise.... ..........O.o

Xiomara
08-28-2006, 02:15 PM
An undercover cop (i didnt know, but the girls kept making little stressful gestures at me on the way to the private room with him) asked me to put on a pair of stockings...he wanted to help me put it on, then wanted to rub my feet. thats illegal to let them touch, but i was like hey what the hell. i put them on (without his help) then i said if we go to that couch over there u can rub my feet (hey, get paid to get a foot rub? hell yea, though i thought it was weird.) before we moved to the other couch, a girl came and said "u got a phone call u gotta come get it NOW" he said hurry back and ill give u another $20 she then told me he was a cop. soon as i came back i said "so r u ready for ur dance?" he said "i thought u wanted ur feet rubbed?? and i told him im in a bit of a hurry n i gotta start the dance. i did just a little of the dance and he said "ok thats all i wanted" he was tryin to catch me, but didnt so he paid double and left.
sorry,got off topic,but he did wanna rub my feet and had stockings in his pocket. lol

another guy wanted to suck the heel of my shoe........

hyzenthflay
08-28-2006, 03:18 PM
Are you still in Pensacola? That place is so uptight when it comes to dancers.

mina loy
08-28-2006, 03:46 PM
not exactly a weird thing but some customers of mine pay me to let them give me a neck/back massage. it doesn't get any better than that!

IvyLee
08-28-2006, 06:29 PM
worse i ever had was a toe sucker, and i have bad sweaty feet!

cranky pants
08-28-2006, 07:33 PM
Exactly... Sometimes I feel like I am taking "Confession" LOL

Funny thread! Speaking of confessions if you are ever bored take a look at this site. I am addicted to reading it. Keeps me busy while I'm at the office.

teeth_of_the_hydra
08-28-2006, 08:02 PM
Relatively tame, but here goes:

I was new to dancing, and this one guy said to me, "I will buy dances from you and only you tonight if you play Jeopardy with me." I was like... Jeopardy? Basically, I started dancing for him and at the end of every song I had to say something to the effect of "The customer in the Red Sox hat who would like another dance," and he would say, "Who is Mike?" Or "This was the response given to Chloe the stripper when she asked if Mike would like another dance," and he'd say, "What is 'yes.'" Et cetera. He said I did a really good job crafting Jeopardy-like "clues." It was kind of fun, but a little confusing for a newbie, and in all honesty the guy got some shitty lap dances because I was so busy thinking of what I was going to say next.

A regular of mine once gave me a bunch of money and told me to do nothing, just sit there with him and relax, take my shoes off if I wanted to, order a drnk if I wanted to, talk if I wanted to, but it wasn't required, mostly he just wanted me to sit there. I had been having a really bad night and was so genuinely pleased with him that I teared up a little bit, because I'm an embarassingly sensitive girl sometimes. He was SO happy when he saw me getting all teary. "Are those tears of JOY?" he practically shrieked, and started beaming like he had won the lottery. From then on our relationship consisted of him trying to "move" me. It was a little strange and ultimately got kind of personal, because, really, it's kind of stressful being "moved" on command, especially at work. But he tried really hard, and it was so sincere that sometimes I was kind of affected. Like he'd come in and hand me a few hundred dollars and gush, "Oh my god you've never looked more beautiful, you're the prettiest girl in the world, I missed you so much!" and I was supposed to smile and blush and act demure and gooey. Like I said, ultimately too personal, temporarily lucrative, but completely legal.

Last but not least was the old guy who asked if I'd stick my pinkie into his penis. His urethra was stretched because of his catheter, he said, and it would "fit very nicely." I declined. I'm not a big toucher.

hardkandee
08-28-2006, 08:16 PM
Last but not least was the old guy who asked if I'd stick my pinkie into his penis. His urethra was stretched because of his catheter, he said, and it would "fit very nicely." I declined. I'm not a big toucher.


Ewwwwww. No.

Xiomara
08-28-2006, 08:41 PM
Are you still in Pensacola? That place is so uptight when it comes to dancers.

Yes im still here. What do u mean? Ive never danced anywhere but here...

TigersMilk
08-28-2006, 08:45 PM
Teeth of the Hydra...pinkie? In there? Oh sick:crazy::yuck:

Truce
08-28-2006, 08:53 PM
Jesus some of this is crazy shit.

I had one guy one night tell me he has a fantasy about 'spys'. Told me he wanted me to dance for me like i was trying to get information out of him (i think the fantasy comes from the movie True Lies). I was like how the fuck am i supposed to do that!?? odd.

Lola Rose
08-28-2006, 08:55 PM
ewwww. that pinky toe thing, super gross!

I had a guy want to be anally fucked w/ my shoe as well! Omg, are there many of those freaks out there. PL!!!! I told him "I'ld love to, but I don't want to get fired. Here's what we'll do, I'll sell you my shoes, and you can go home and play w/ then all you want." He bought 'em, for 750$$$! Then brought them back the next night, saying "thanks for the experience, I haven't cum in years before last night. Sorry I broke the heel off. I'll pay to have them fixed" What a sick pl!

Another guy buys my worn thongs, at 200$ a pop, and eats them. Chews them up and swallows! I hope he doesn't get an ulcer, he's good for about 2 pairs a week. I've actually seen him eat 4 in just 1 night.

TigersMilk
08-28-2006, 08:58 PM
OH man I dont know if I can read more. Thong eating???!! Ive seen some wierdos who love stuff/giant dildos/things up the bum but daaaayuumm thats just wierd..broke off the heal??'

:rotfl:

WhiteTara
08-28-2006, 10:22 PM
My freakiest thing was just recently. A well-educated, attractive younger man told me that his fetish was to be forced to hold his urine until he couldn't anymore and peed his pants. Then he wanted to be humiliated for losing control. He spent quite a bit of money on me and I felt free to encourage the fantasy verbally until he confessed he was wearing diapers and had actually gone! And, yes, he leaked. Thank goodness by that time we were done with dancing and just sitting there talking. The only spot he left was on the chair, not on me.

Moral of the story: yes those strip club chairs are just as nasty as you think they are, if not more so.

Windy
11-11-2006, 03:18 PM
well im new and our club doesnt have a VIP room*sucks*
but, one guy when i was dancing for him, he asked me if i would do something specail for him next time. "what? it depends.."

he told me, "next time you're on your period, i wanna see you take your tampon out, and put a new one in"

i was like "uh..ok, but ull have to wait two weeks until im on my period!"

i guess if he comes in next time and im NOT on my period, ill do it. especailly if he pays good. haha

i guess its not really taht weird..its kind of like puting a mini-dildo in you. haha

p.s - i love the plant story! i guess he wanted to take his plant for a "night on the town" haha

Fawn
11-12-2006, 02:12 AM
I've had a few weird guys, but the weirdest fettish guy I had was a foot guy too. He'd ask me to take off my shoes and go walk around outside for a minute then put my shoes back on and dance for him for a few songs untill my feet got sweaty, and then he wanted me to rub my sweaty dirty feet all over his face. If my feet cooled down, he'd ask me to dance for him untill they were hot and sweaty again, and we'd do this over and over for a few hours.

X Evan X
11-12-2006, 06:12 AM
my ultimate desire though is to find a woman who would seriously be willing to amputate my worthless little cock and balls or at least castrate me removing my useless balls if not my pathetic little penis. i am very serious about this and if i don't find a woman to do it by oct. i will castrate myself. i turn 50 in nov and i would really like to be a eunuch slave by then.
Please oh please oh please tell your roomie that if she takes him up on this I would do anything to be able to film it. I'm dead serious. (I make shocking videos)


Dance around and "accidentally" step on crickets. Yes, crickets. It was one of those jack shacks in TX, and he actually brought in a container of live crickets.

Now, I can somewhat understand the gross stuff like wanting to drink pee, smell farts etc. It's human bodily functions after all. The drinking pee is a submissive type thing, etc. But, crickets??? Stepping on them, accidentally, while he jerked off? LOL That is one I'll never forget.
In all my years I swear I thought I had heard it all, Bridgette congratulations. I have had guys dragged to the dj booth to pay girl's tipout with shit still in their teeth like a PlayDo Fun Factory, I have had girls spray their lactating milk at me, I have worked in clubs where used rubbers mysteriously repeatedly showed up all over the club throughout the night, I had two friends who worked at a jackshack where a guy would stop by every tuesday to eat all the tissues full of cum out of every trash can in all 9 rooms, there is a club here where the old creepy manager locks himself in his personal VIP room and when the floormen knock to ask him about something important he opens the door in his tighty-whitey bvds screaming at them "CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'M THE RULER OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!!"....



The crickets deal is the most random shit I have ever heard. That is serious lol


This is the best thread ever
-E

Katherine
11-12-2006, 05:32 PM
Ha ha. I recently saw SPAMalot and can finally understand Tera's NI ni ni We demand a shrubbery joke!!!

I am NOT saying this to be all holier than though or ANYTHING to that effect. Everystory I have read in this post is what I used to work with on a daily basis as a pro dom. You really want to experience this stuff? Go to an S&M dungeon to work at for a while... If I could tell some of my stories!! Alas, they all happened in a dungeon, not a SC.

But, these ARE some super freaky stories for strip club customers. They're all pretty basic for S&M dungeon goers, but for a strip club custie? These truly are f^&*ed up!!

Sunshine73
11-12-2006, 11:54 PM
I had a man who was a regular for some time. He would hand me $1,000 dollars in hundreds and wanted me to lay my head on the table and pretend I was asleep while he talked about what he wanted to do with me.

Some of this involved saving all of his poo for a week before Valentines day, so it could dry out, and then rolling it into little balls, putting it in a candy box, covering them in fudge and syrup, and sharing them with me.

He also read to me from a diary of our fictitious relationship, where I cheated on him multiple times with men, women, animals, transexuals, aliens, sex dolls, and a statue in the town square.

Also mentioned was him peeing in a tub for days, until it was full, and then giving me a bath, with a loofah made of his hair.

When he was done talking, usually an hour later, he'd tap me on the shoulder, and I was supposed to pretend to "awaken" and give him a hug, and he would leave.

Twice a week for months on end. Then he just - dissapeared. Never showed up again. People are wierd.


:O Oh my.

yolanda
11-13-2006, 01:05 AM
Evan ~ please tell me these things didn't happen at the Chacha and if they did, ha! please tell me more! (Drew , London , Heather!!!! )

I never hear the good stuff!

I guess the only slightly weird thing thats happened to me was this guy would pay two other girls and I to do dances in random spots of the club by ourselves while he walked around or disappeared. /:O

Riley21
11-13-2006, 01:23 AM
I had a customer pay me $40 to sniff my armpits for two songs. /:O
Probably some of the easiest money I made that night. LOL

FrustratedBunny
11-13-2006, 01:27 AM
my ultimate desire though is to find a woman who would seriously be willing to amputate my worthless little cock and balls or at least castrate me removing my useless balls if not my pathetic little penis. i am very serious about this and if i don't find a woman to do it by oct. i will castrate myself. i turn 50 in nov and i would really like to be a eunuch slave by then.

I had a guy a few years ago on AOL email me and tell me the same thing. He sounded totally serious and what really shocked me was he sent me his picture and he was really hot!

X Evan X
11-13-2006, 01:49 AM
There is a guy now at Oasis who pays girls to go dance for the ATM machine... it's a little funny to watch actually

Speaking of crazy shit at Oasis, an unamed former night manager dragging girls off the floor all the way back to the kitchen by their hair.. (I didn't see that but heard it from half the people who work there, and he has been fired from nightshift so who knows..)

The turd eater was a guy at Mardi Gras and his name escapes me now (I hear he still comes in there but is banned from VIP). The girl who fed it to him was fired. She apparently walked through the dressing room with the main course in a tall styrofoam cup and showed it to the housemom who puked all over her desk.

Funny shit at Mardi Gras was when a manager offered a barback $100 to let the housemom butcher his full head of hair with shears. She turned his head into an Edward Scissorhands sculpture and the manager only gave him $50 after he left it like that for the entire nightshift...

The used condoms was actually a club in Ohio that a friend of mine worked at. Turns out it was a customer who would put on the condoms and get-off in his pants, then leave them around the club in random places like some sort of Masturbating Blair Witch signs..

The lactating chick was at Mardi Gras

The BVD guy isn't a manager (I was tired when I typed that) he is actually the OWNER of Shooters Alley.. go figure haha

The cum-tissue-eating guy was next door to Cheetah at Studio X. The girls who told us about it were the really pretty lesbian couple who worked over there and hungout in Cheetah all the time with their manager John (I think that was his name.)

I bow down to you BDSM chicks! Our friend Cheyene is a dominatrix and has amazing stories. Including the one about the guy who was hanging by his balls in the middle of a convention when his balls literally ripped off and he hit the floor sans his little guys! His ballsack was still tied to the rope hanging from the ceiling... wtf

-E

destiny2980
11-13-2006, 07:07 AM
Ew! But mine is grosser. A guy in Vegas wanted me to go in the bathroom and take a shit, and then come back out and dance for him without wiping myself. I didn't do it because 1) that's disgusting, 2) I didn't need to go, and 3) nothing he was willing to pay would have made it worth hanging around in shitty drawers for the rest of the night.

I thought I was the only one that had experienced that!! I accually had a guy the other day ask me to wipe myself with my hand when I went pee and to let him smell it before I washed my hands. ewwwww

rusdancer
11-14-2006, 03:37 PM
ewwww. that pinky toe thing, super gross!

I had a guy want to be anally fucked w/ my shoe as well! Omg, are there many of those freaks out there. PL!!!! I told him "I'ld love to, but I don't want to get fired. Here's what we'll do, I'll sell you my shoes, and you can go home and play w/ then all you want." He bought 'em, for 750$$$! Then brought them back the next night, saying "thanks for the experience, I haven't cum in years before last night. Sorry I broke the heel off. I'll pay to have them fixed" What a sick pl!

Another guy buys my worn thongs, at 200$ a pop, and eats them. Chews them up and swallows! I hope he doesn't get an ulcer, he's good for about 2 pairs a week. I've actually seen him eat 4 in just 1 night.

:no: OMG!I thought I've seen and heard everything untill now.....
This is the funniest thread ever,very educational too!

enchantedkim
10-29-2012, 12:03 PM
lol That is a freaky story :)

zola
10-29-2012, 12:31 PM
I had a guy who tipped me 200 dollars on top of a 100 dollar dance for stepping on his balls with my heel. Never saw him again. :( I also had an old regular who I despised. He'd come in with a big bag of cheap ass stripper clothes he gives me though I tell him I don't wear that shit. He buys 2-3 dances and tips however much the dances cost too. But he is a complete pedophile! He wanted me to wear lingerie too big because he said it looked like it snuck into my moms closet. All he'd do during the dance is tell me how he wanted to tame care of me like a father. Oh and he said he doesn't like what girls do to girls with me because what guys do to girls is gross because that's what he does to pillows with girls dirty underwear. It was so gross.

aperfectseal
10-31-2012, 08:41 AM
I'm so glad that this thread was resurrected! I have been cracking up at these stories! My favorite stories have got to be about the guy bringing in his potted plant and the guy that wanted girls to dance for the ATM.....I can't even imagine lol you girls are heroes in my eyes; I wouldn't have been able to not laugh my butt off.
Before I read this thread, I thought I'd heard of some weird shit at my club but it doesn't even really come close. We've had the pee drinkers and the guys into humiliation and ball stomping. I guess the weirdest guy at my club was a guy called Tampon Man and he would bring in a Ziploc baggie and ask girls to put their used tampons in it for $20.