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White & Nerdy
06-20-2007, 06:32 PM
A few weeks ago I danced for a dungeons & dragons/gamer/ren. fair type guy. He bragged about the Lord Of The Rings reenactment society he was part of, and of the hobbit themed potluck they were having. He invited me to be his date, hahaha.

Then he offered me an extra $50.00 to call him GANDALF. God, I hope he'll come back, lol.

He offered you $50 for what? Were you able to keep a straight face when he said that?

This reminds me of a SNL skit I saw once. It was when Paris Hilton was hosting. It was a sex line, but it was for people who are up at 2 am and would call a sex line. It was a sex line for geeks. You could have fantasies with Star Trek characters, D&D players, and Lord of the Rings characters. I couldn't find it posted on YouTube, though.

ahmeerah
06-20-2007, 08:21 PM
OK, I've heard enough. ;D


LOL guys who I meet through escorting love for me to call them daddy, all of them and I hate it but am soooooo used to it. I am 19 so most of them could be my daddy sadly.

Anyways a guy I met last summer and saw twice used to have me suck on his nipples and he would call me daddy (ooooh daddy i do like it daddy like that daddy) !!!! He was a 25ish anorexic (otherwise handsome) guy with a daddy fetish from a petite chick (couldnt find any male hookers?)??? I guess i wasnt freaky enough for him because he didnt continue seeing me!

keela
06-27-2007, 12:01 AM
I knew a girl who use to go jump on and call customers "poppy"; that even kinda creeped me out. She was a freak and use to spaz out on guys a lot too. This chick was a hyperactive psycho if I do say so myself. She made decent money with so-so looks and a good body, but definately could have made more with a little more patience and a lot more prozac haha.

Gretchen
06-27-2007, 12:56 AM
On a similar note I once dated a guy who used to call me "mama" all the time. Totally freaked me out and hinted that it was a little weird. He wasn't even a boyfriend, just a guy I dated for about 2 weeks. Started calling me this out of the blue right after the first time we kissed. I was 17 and found it freakishly weird.

I don't think I could call anyone "daddy" in a sexual fashion. Another ex liked me to and I obliged but I always was uncomfortable. I use big daddy or daddy-o sometimes in jest though.

Roulette
06-27-2007, 03:49 PM
^^^ haha my boy calls me lil'mama sometimes, like when I'm all curled up and ready to sleep but were's out somewhere he'll say "you tired lil'mama?" and on the flip side he calls me Kiddo which weirds me out more than lil'mama because he's a bit older than me.

ellebelle
07-02-2007, 11:01 AM
On a weird customer front: There's an old cripple who comes into a club I've just started working at, that gets girls to dress up in his dead mothers clothes. And the girls do it..

On an incestuous dancer front: I started working with this girl. She was so pretty, and had a perfect body, even though she had seven kids. Then her neice started dancing with her. Then her sister (The neices mother) all worked together in the same club. And they would tell customers.. and then wondered why they wouldnt make money!

Roulette
07-02-2007, 11:15 AM
^^^weirdness.

Kali Doom
07-02-2007, 11:54 AM
I danced with a mother/daughter combo in philly for a while. Fucked up family, those 2.

I still call my dad Daddy. I could never ever say it to another man. Not for a million dollars haha.


Re: Gandalf. AHHHAHHAHAHA. Nice normal fun story until then, but seriously, who HAS that kind of money?

lestat1
07-04-2007, 08:04 AM
I don't think the whole "Daddy" thing is about custys wanting to be your father or wanting a dance from their daughter (eeeuw), it's about you being the "young & innocent" girl. It's about the fantasy of all those girls they/we/I had crushes for when I was in school. It's hot for me in the same way a girl saying "teacher" all cute-like can be hot.

Or maybe I'm the odd one and all the other guys really do have some nasty incestuous thing going on. :O