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twisterinAZ
07-20-2006, 05:08 AM
Do it!!!! That's hilarious...I bet there are guys that would buy them!

MulattoKittyn
07-21-2006, 09:49 PM
. At this shit hole club in Indy ( when it wasn't a shithole. ) There was shit girl that constantly would do E and drink on it., she would get so drunk and retarded that shed fall off the stage everynight..



Which one and I'll stay away from it....*is in Indy*

Emiliana
07-22-2006, 12:05 AM
So the managers hire this new girl and for an hour or so she is doing ok...then she starts drinking and she was certainly doing speed or something...she then proceeds to walk around telling everyone that she is going to be the cover model for Maxim(hahahahahaha she looked like the worst kind of crackhead) and even had the balls to tell me"you could probably model too...your face isnt really THAT bad...I KNOW about these things"

and now the time comes for her to get on the stage...she plays hip hop and literally starts jumping up and down on the stage shouting yo yo...give it up yall...and when i say jump i mean actually jumping...complete with gangster handmoves and all. Finally the managers politely asked her to put her clothes back on and leave...well she did put her clothes back on put continued to stay, drink and ask customers for dances. The managers didnt notice until she finally got a dance and puked all over the poor bachelor boy....so while they are forcibly kicking her out she starts yelling about how she owned this club and the ugly bitches were just scared she would take our money. They had to literally drag her out..hahahahaha
fuckin crackheads....

pipermarau
07-22-2006, 06:27 AM
these are the best i've seen from each club i've worked at:

clubhouse-a dancer walks in the door "hey! i just got out of AA, sorry i'm late" she then proceeds to open a smirnoff (she really is in AA) and the managers laugh and went about their business. nearly 1 hour later i see this girl again, stumbling, goes over to the trash can, pukes for about ten minutes, all the while my manager (it is his birthday) is clutching his bottle of crown staring at the floor mumbling "i gotta get outta here i can't do this any more anyone else want a shot? i can't take this must..leave...ohhh i can smell it.." so as she sits down and opens another beer, calling out for the DJ that IS NOT working or even in the building..i follow the manager downstairs and he proceeds to lead me around by a nipple. we were all shamed that night. the entire club was trashed with the exception of the house mom. all managers, djs, bouncers, and dancers were 3 sheets to the wind.

teasers-a fight breaks out in the dressing room between two girls. the fight was started over a locker. girl #1 was fired two months before this fight and just happened to be let back in the building. girl #2 needed a locker and #1 had been gone for a month when she got the locker. the owner "mom" tells #1 to go whoop #2's ass because she can't just steal a locker..so these two lovely ladies are rolling around on the floor as "mom" walks up the stairs and jumps in the fight. now we have three beautiful blonde white trash strippers breaking mirrors and chairs with tufts of hair all over the floor. "mom" used to dance in her club. what a place to work.

time out-i watched a dancer (who is almost always late or skipping her stages because she's too drunk to hear her own name) walk out of the bathroom, get on the main stage half way into her song, get tipped violently, go to the second stage, chug a beer, then stumble to the third and final stage. this may seem routine to most, but what made it shameful was the toilette paper stuck to her shoe the entire time.

penthouse-a dancer on the third stage is getting tipped by a customer and he motions her down to whisper something in her ear, she nods at him stands up, turns around, drops her thong and he proceeds to eat her out. keep in mind this is a topless club but i don't think it matters any more. i saw the manager yank her off stage drag her to the back bar and chew her out for thirty minutes, then she gets fired. maybe she thought she was invisible.


now, i did hear the story of our favorite girl to hate taking it in the back door for a song in the VIP with some guy, at the end of the song/his nutt, he gets up says "dances are $30 right? here ya go" and walks off as she stands there speachless. what could she do about it? tell the manager she screwed a guy and he didn't pay her well enough? one of the many managers tells a story of the days he was a bouncer and a girl would have sex with guys and if they didn't pay up she'd pull out a knife and say "i'll cut you nigga pay up!" and he would walk away afraid to get between her and the money.

thats all i have for the hall of shame. these are great stories! i'm really getting a good and much needed laugh.

Lysondra
07-22-2006, 09:31 AM
Tampon Girl. She argued with the manager that her tampon WAS NOT STICKING OUT when you could see not only the string, but the end half of the tampon. This was not so bad, really. Until she showed up with a gigantic playboy bunny tattoo. Every single girl thinks it's a fucking tacky tattoo. It's on her entire thigh. Then I notice it's drawn very sketchy and not very well done edges. She says 'crap' and proceeds to NIKO the 'tattoo'. Yes, she drew it on herself with permanant marker.

Mia M
07-22-2006, 09:44 AM
There's only one ladies restroom in my club, so female patrons and entertainers share it. I went in and waited for a stall to open up while another dancer was SCREAMING, crying, and arguing with her bf on her phone. A sheepish customer came out of a stall, washed her hands and practically ran out of the ladies room. The funny part is when I went on a strip club review site the next day and the custie had mentioned the "melt down" on the club review forum!

Belladiamond
07-22-2006, 02:50 PM
A girl I worked with about 5 years ago was on main stage, all of the sudden she ran into the dressing room, pulled out a tampon, threw it in the trash, and then ran back onstage without even washing her hands!!!! She was such a pig

fancygirl
07-22-2006, 03:17 PM
Then I notice it's drawn very sketchy and not very well done edges. She says 'crap' and proceeds to NIKO the 'tattoo'. Yes, she drew it on herself with permanant marker.


What's NIKO?

Lysondra
07-24-2006, 04:47 AM
A black marker pen.

spoiledpet
07-25-2006, 03:55 PM
a girl (phillipino, 4 feet tall, killer accent) gets trashed in VIP and loses her money (or not. we may never know). she's starts out blaming the customer for stealing it, then she decides it was another girl that took it. but wait, now she's convinced management is ripping her off and she demands they give her her money back. some of this screaming spree takes place on the floor, some in the dressing room, some in the office. managemnt eventually tells her there's nothing they can do and she needs to go. she refuses to leave and the bouncers are forced to -shove- her out the back door. this all took place about a half hour before closing.

so.... when the club closes and we're all going to our cars, we see her in the parking lot of the hotel that's next door. it's 3 in the morning, it's raining, she's falling-down drunk, she's not wearing any shoes & she's screaming in the parking lot of the hotel next door. some hotel employees have come out to investigate & she was demanding they give her back the money they stole. AND THEN she runs across the hotel parking lot to the waffle house, goes inside & we all stare agape (the whole place is windows) as she screams at the customers and employees about her money.

when i left, the managers were still trying to decide if it was their responsibility to call the cops or if they should just let waffle house deal with her. :shrug:

Tart
07-25-2006, 04:15 PM
I think this thread should be a sticky lol

its the best one yet.

avacheetahs
07-25-2006, 04:22 PM
Customer told me a story about another dancer at my club who happened to have a speech impediment. She went OTC to do a private party and she while she was giving him a bj, she looked up at him ad said "I don't mean to be wude, but your dick tastes like wubber"

MrFungus420
07-28-2006, 04:42 AM
I almost forgot, I love wigs and hair pieces and something was telling me not to wear any of mine. Well I found out why, every girl in the place had one. Hair by bobbi ( bobbi pined in! ) So I am having a lovely time with a very nice gent sitting stage side. Cute girl is doing a very energetic stage show. Wonderful!! Not really - her hair goes flying, lands in my friend-guys lap. He starts to freak out, stomping the poor little girls hair and yelling for someone to kill it. Which at this point I can only sit and watch slack jawed. Adding insult to injury, the little cute girl ( with NO HAIR ) approached the man, sniffs in an indignant fashion, snatches her hair piece and says in a quavering voice that he "Murdered" her hair. I so lost it and had to retreat to the dressing room.

Owwwww...Mountain Dew out the nose.... :laughing:

MrFungus420
07-28-2006, 05:09 AM
One that I loved. We had one dancer that was leaving for the night. 30 seconds later she was back in the club screaming that somebody stole her car.

She calls the police, they show up and take a report.

About two hours later, the police call back to the club to let her know that her car had been repossessed...


Then there was one dancer that nobody could stand, decent looking, but stank and thought she was god's gift.

Well, the other dancers decided that they didn't want her around anymore and started colouring tampons with lipstick and throwing them at her when she was on stage.

Fancey
07-30-2006, 03:07 PM
Before i started danceing my BF at the time was in a club back home and said the dancer was doing her thing and had diareah all over. :( I felt bad for the girl because i heard that she OD'd later that nite. :( Everyone gave her such a hard time .. *sniff sniff*

Vegas_dancer
07-31-2006, 12:39 AM
I am a dancer, but my boyfriend and I enjoy going to strip clubs as well. We went to the club where I actually used to work in one night, and this girl comes up to my boyfriend as he is leaving the mens room and says I am a dirty girl. he says to her, oh really? how dirty? and she BITES him on the neck so hard he bleeds! He pushed her off him, and she stumbled backward and fell. She starts screaming at him, yerlling for security for being pushed down. Security runs over, he tells them what happens, and sees his neck all bruised and bleeding, and they go to fire thsi girl. Meanwhile, her sister comes over and starts screaming at him tellin him she is gonna beat his ass. My boyfriend is really pissed off because he is a manager and cant go into work with this huge bite/bruise on his neck. He got the club to pay for a STD test and a tetnus shot.

CarGuy
07-31-2006, 06:36 AM
New dancer fills her hair with styling products. This poor thing is as dumb as dirt - we also have these long tubes on the tables with candles in them. All night EVERYONE is saying to her " Honey, don't bend over that." What does the fence post do? She bends over that and starts crying when everyone is beating her in the head to put the fire out.


Tweaker girl is REALLY talking a lot, I mean enough to make the manager run back into his office.


OMG...I try not to post in the pinkie seciton...but this shit is too damn funny...and this post just effing did it. Crow...you should really write a NATO on the blue side. Damn this made me laugh ;D ;D

winterrose982
08-02-2006, 03:35 PM
Oh, I forgot to mention... the lawnmower bit wasn't an idle threat. My club is in Oklahoma... and she lives about four blocks away. She got her liscence yanked, (DUI related) and so she rides a riding mower to work, with a little flag on the back, and her dance gear strapped to the seat.



OMG... That is too funny!! :) :laughing: :rotfl: I'm in Oklahoma too, and I can SOOO picture this! ;D

Darcy Foxx
08-03-2006, 07:11 AM
- one girl got fired cos she was overheard in VIP letting a customer sniff her ass for $5

- another girl got fired because she left work one night with a big bachelor party group, went to the bar down the road with them, jumped on a table and started flashing her boobs and yelling out the name of the club she worked at, then fucked 4 guys from the bachelor party, including the groom and the best-man for $50 each. she only got busted because one of the guys in the party was the boyfriend of a girl at the club.

- there was another druggie girl with trackmarks all up her arms, she was 18 years old and had 2 kids. she had rotten teeth, and home-made tattoos all over her body, including the words "DIE" and "GOD" across her knuckles. she started stripping because she couldn't afford diapers for child #2, and quit dancing just a month later because she fell pregnant with child #3.

- and on a whole different theme, there was this one girl who was completely insane. she used to talk about the ghosts in her house that used to molest her, and would talk about how they liked jimmy barnes (an australian musician) and if she didn't play one jimmy barnes song a day the ghosts would get angry and hurt her. she also used to randomly make animal noises at customers and other dancers. she also used to talk about how her strawberry shortcake dolls would be mean to her and wouldn't tell her the recipes for lemon meringue pie.

cherry_sin
08-03-2006, 08:27 AM
Not sure if it's a hall of shame moment, but.....

Stripper A is a loudmouth, obnoxious bitch. Stripper B is a cute, funny, yet (sadly) bulimic girl. She's fun in general to be around, but due to the close quarters of the club, we all know she goes and barfs after she eats anything. *sad sad sad*

It's been a long, slow, broke, cheap guy-tastic night. So Stripper B stands up, looks around the club, and proclaims loudly that if she "Had a bologna sandwich for every broke ***hole who was in the club that night, she could feed the entire country of Ethiopia."

Stripper A promptly replies, "No, you wouldn't. You'd eat them all yourself and go puke them up in the bathroom." (She's quite drunk and belligerent.)

Stripper B goes, "You WHORE!!!" And then proceeds to strip down to her thong and stand there naked, and then starts a rampage about how at least SHE wasn't a fat, cellulite covered obnoxious cow.

Stripper A stands up, looks her up and down slowly, and then, in a slow, calm voice, says "You know, that little roll thats at the bottom of your tummy? I think it's bigger today than it was yesterday."

Stripper B begins to cry, then kneels on the floor and folds up so her back is flat. Just when Stripper A turns back to the bar to continue drinking, Stripper B grabs ahold of both the other girls heels and yanks as hard as she can. Stripper A goes down and a bitch-fight (hair pulling, clawing, etc.) ensues. Guys walk up and proceed to start throwing dollars on the floor. Management walks out of the office, sees the scene, and promptly leaves. Three or four other girls decide to get in on it and "take sides" though they really just probably want a share of the cash. Tbacks begin to get ripped off, and heels go flying, and then it just turns into a naked brawl. Someone makes the mistake of throwing a shoe, and it hits Sha'Quita in the head. (She's a huge black girl, with a lot of attitude.) She then takes off her shoe, wades in, and starts beating people over the head.

One girl knocked unconscious.
One girl minus two teeth.
One girl requires stitches in the arm.
Several bite marks.
Countless bruises.

Watching it all from the stage? Priceless.

Andygirl
08-03-2006, 09:55 AM
Stripper A stands up, looks her up and down slowly, and then, in a slow, calm voice, says "You know, that little roll thats at the bottom of your tummy? I think it's bigger today than it was yesterday."

Damn, that is brutal. ;D

PaigeDWinter
08-03-2006, 10:05 AM
damn cherry.... thats... thats... damn.

MrFungus420
08-06-2006, 03:01 AM
Watching it all from the stage? Priceless.

ROFLMAO...That line made the story...

maximvsv
08-06-2006, 03:20 AM
...Not a lot shocks me, but this is up there. toxic chemicals in the mouth wins over paying a dentist $600.

I'm pretty sure that superglue isn't toxic. Keep in mind that it does use a cyanide-acrylic compound, but because of the way it bonds, I'm pretty sure it's inert.

I'd still not recommend drinking a shot of the stuff...

AlexxaHex
08-06-2006, 06:19 AM
I'm pretty sure that superglue isn't toxic. Keep in mind that it does use a cyanide-acrylic compound, but because of the way it bonds, I'm pretty sure it's inert.

I'd still not recommend drinking a shot of the stuff...

Doctors actually use a similar compound for sutures. That is essentially what "invisible" stitches are, to the best of my knowledge. A friend of mine had a gastric bypass surgery and (not to be too gross) his draining tube incision had opened a little and was bleeding. We put some super glue on it and all was fine.

candie00
08-06-2006, 08:11 AM
she also used to talk about how her strawberry shortcake dolls would be mean to her and wouldn't tell her the recipes for lemon meringue pie.



This is fucking halrious!!!!! }:D

ga peach
08-18-2006, 07:02 PM
i was working at this club with a dancer who was still dancing at 9 months pregnant and her water broke on stage and there was a guy there who had just turned 18 that was a site he will never forget i am sure they closed the club down the rest of the night to clean up the stage :O

keira
08-18-2006, 08:39 PM
OMG:O

I've seen more stupid funny dirty stuff than I care to remember.

I worked with a girl with narclepsy who fell asleep doing shows. She was a really nice girl but customers thought she was a bit boring when she wasn't awake.

A tonne of very strange girls who do things like put bleach in her dark hair at work 10 minutes before her shift starts in an attempt to dye it blonde, it goes a patchy orange and she gets fined for being late on the floor or the one who kicks off her shoes and dances barefoot or the girl who asks if she has to take her clothes off. Girls who smoke meth in the change room or shoot up in the toilet then wonder why they get thrown out.

Another swung round the pole fell, split her head open, the ambulance takes her to the hospital and patches her up then she gets a cab back to work and finishes her shift with a bandaged head (think she might have had concussion? no that was one of her better days)

A girl who shoves ice up her bum hole and squirts the juice out all over customers faces.

Some idiot goes out to buy drugs and gets sold breath mints instead (he he), another rants about how good Es are so we gave her a panadol and told her it was an E, she couldn't tell the difference.

One girl rushing to her show gets pulled over for speeding, rather than lose her licence she tells the officer she will give him a hand job if he will let her off, she drives 500m up the road and gets done by a spead camera losing her licence anyway, then she brags about it.

Waitresses that do extras, in the club.

Customers who do extras. Customers who sell dancers to their customers then complain when the dancer won't go along and wonder why they get thrown out.

Trannies who pick up drunk customers who don't know they are trannies.

A drunk homeless guy who comes in off the street and goes around finishing everyones beer dregs.

A "club" where the table dancing tables were real tables with the one leg in the middle and I had to get the customers I was dancing for to hold them while I did my show so they didn't fall over.

Poles that fall down. A stage so close to the ceiling you couldn't stand up. Carpet in three different colours. Full nude, big windows on a country town main road with no curtains. The dressing room is bigger than the main floor.

Two asian guys getting a lap dance, look down and they are pulling each other right there on the main floor.

Another ick one, flicking my hair around this customer girls crotch in a lap dance I look up and realise she is not wearing underwear.

IvyLee
08-19-2006, 04:02 AM
I've had so many junkie, whore, newbie trainwrecks, cat fights, and drunken coworkers experiences that nothing really fazes me. So I have a nice management gone wrong story.

One of the managers at my club would challenge custys to take beers to the head and chug champane (sell more alcohol) well one night there was a custy who was drinking him under the table. VIP is a 2nd level with a balcony overlooking the main floor. Manager falls over the railing and luckly lands on a couch but still breaks his leg. He swears off alcohol for 6 months

vivaItalia
08-19-2006, 04:24 AM
we were visiting another club this bitch was spinning around the pole and jacked my boyfriend in the lip with her stilletto(he was sitting in his chair and NOT EVEN leaning forward)....she gave him $100 though...boys can deal with pain i suppose lol

mild2wild
08-19-2006, 06:45 AM
Hehe - I am going to dob myself in hehe

I was dancing for this group of guys and the girl I was dancing with done this flip sorta thing it looked cool - so I copied and acciently hit the guy in the face with my knee :-D

another time

I had eaten something that was nice at the time, but later I felt really hot and feverish, I was on working holiday and I went to work regardless of being sick.... I get to work, I pay my house fee, I go down stairs feeling like I need to vomit.... I get a dance with this asian guy (ironically I at asian that day) any how, I go in the dance rooms, suddenly need to vomit, run 4 sets of stairs to vomit in the toilet (and a bit on the floor) the manager agreed that I was sick, she let me go home and gave me back my house fee, before I left I double checked to see if the guy was still in the private room, he was and I was watching him on the security cameras.... He obvioulsy was bored, cause he was doing his comb over in the mirror with a comb that he put back in his pocket. Management told another girl to go down and finish the day (I still got $50.00 for the dance too) also went back to the hotel where the ambulance was called, turned out I had Scombroid poisoning and that I had to have several injections and I find it hard to eat fish that have an empowering fish smell! Mind you in less then 4 hours I got on board a plane and went home!

No I am not on drugs :-) just crazy :-P

phillyvixen
12-21-2006, 05:04 PM
When I was a new dancer, I was working at this club in Luarel (sp?) Montana. I was on stage doing my thing. There are these monkey bar things around the top of the stage and two of them across the stage to the other side. Dancers used to hang for them and do flips and stuff... I decided to try a flip on the monkey bars. I got up there, and then I got stuck. So I said screw being graceful, I was just going to do what I could to get back down. So I slid over to the edge to swing my legs down, and a customer was just coming over to the stage to take a seat. I swung my legs down and cuffed him in the side of the head with my platform shoes.

The poor guy didn't even know I was on stage because I was caught up in the monkey bars when he scoped out his seat. But the story get's better.

This guy gets up and punches the guy in the seat next to him because he thought the guy had hit him with a beer bottle. Luckily everyone but the guy I had kicked had seen what had happened, and other customers of the bar restrained the guy until they could explain what was going on.

Talk about an unfortunate series of events!



Seriously that is one of the funniest things i have ever read. I am literally crying from laughing.

Windy
12-22-2006, 01:16 AM
Oh, I forgot to mention... the lawnmower bit wasn't an idle threat. My club is in Oklahoma... and she lives about four blocks away. She got her liscence yanked, (DUI related) and so she rides a riding mower to work, with a little flag on the back, and her dance gear strapped to the seat.

haahhaha:D

thanks for makin me laugh this evening. i can picture that hahahah.

and i cant beileve she said she'd run him over with her lawnmower

hahaha this is the funniest thing ive heard in a long time!

Embyr
12-22-2006, 02:30 AM
I had eaten something that was nice at the time, but later I felt really hot and feverish, I was on working holiday and I went to work regardless of being sick.... I get to work, I pay my house fee, I go down stairs feeling like I need to vomit.... I get a dance with this asian guy (ironically I at asian that day) any how, I go in the dance rooms, suddenly need to vomit, run 4 sets of stairs to vomit in the toilet (and a bit on the floor) the manager agreed that I was sick, she let me go home and gave me back my house fee, before I left I double checked to see if the guy was still in the private room, he was and I was watching him on the security cameras.... He obvioulsy was bored, cause he was doing his comb over in the mirror with a comb that he put back in his pocket. Management told another girl to go down and finish the day (I still got $50.00 for the dance too) also went back to the hotel where the ambulance was called, turned out I had Scombroid poisoning and that I had to have several injections and I find it hard to eat fish that have an empowering fish smell! Mind you in less then 4 hours I got on board a plane and went home!


oh my lord i cannot believe i am only finding this now... holy cowballs!!! that has got to be so terribly awkward, (but funny) and kinda serious- I am so sorry!!! I'm glad everything turned out ok- kind of amusing about the combover. }:D

manchester
12-22-2006, 04:09 AM
two drunk customers (women) were having lesbian sex in our bathroom - in the stall that has a broken door - with our house mom 6 feet away.

absolutbliss
12-22-2006, 04:51 AM
- One of my all-time favorites though was once I saw a dancer climb to the top of the stage pole and lost her grip. She fell right to the stage (about a 6 foot drop from where she was) and landed on her back. Luckily, she wasn't hurt...just had the wind knocked out of her. She got really pissed and blamed the pole so she walked right off stage into the dressing room. 30 seconds later she came back out with a hammer and started smashing the pole as if to teach it a lesson. That was classic.


ROLMFAO hahahahahhaha!!! God this is classic!!! Hearing this stuff gets me in such a good mood lol!;D

ntbubbles
12-22-2006, 07:46 AM
God, some of these stories are making me seriously consider giving up drinking at work, I don't want to end up starring in a story on this thread someday..... at least I don't do drugs :/

nychaos99
12-22-2006, 11:17 AM
Oklahoma - yee haw!

For fun we like to spray paint cows while they sleep. LOL. Or we get out of towners like yall, and we send em out to the yard. We have fainting goats - if you chase them, or make a loud noise, or sudden movement, they fall over and play dead. So we tell em about how expensive they are, and how much we love them, and then we hand them a tennis ball and tell them to throw it to the herd, and they play fetch. So they throw it, and all the goats just fall over. We throw this, "OMG you killed our goats!!" thing. It's hilarious.


So funny! I saw something about those goats on television! And that is a really hilarious prank to play on the out of towners.

TigersMilk
12-22-2006, 11:29 AM
Cherry Sin that was such a Mean Girls moment there. At least you got a good view. ;) ;D

lilhotmama
12-22-2006, 02:54 PM
The first day I started dancing was in this ghetto club. This girl and I were sharing a cutomers lap for her to leap up shouting "omg I just started my period!" sprinting to the bathroom. It was disgusting b/c there was blood on his pants. She yelled out the dressing room door that she needed a tampon so I brought her one, while she was in the stall I was looking checking up in the mirror then this REALLY ghetto girl came barging in the bathroom yelling about some bitch talking shit. She started kicking in all the doors saying she knew she was in there and when she found the period girl sitting on the toilet this girl was yelling and basically beating her with the bathroom door and to top things off threw her cig and beer at her.. THEN like a few nights later I witnessed this dancer in the shower trying to kill herself slitting her wrists... I left clubs after that. They were a bunch of crackheads there.

Pinups4DotCom
12-22-2006, 06:11 PM
Take this, the firing stories, fucked up dancer stories and custy kick out stories and we got ourselves a GREAT niche-sale DVD that I volunteer to produce if y'all will be talent and help get it dun'

miss marina
12-22-2006, 09:00 PM
i am laughing so hard at all of these! Ok here is mine. I try not to use the bathrooms at work but when you gotta go..you gotta go..so im in there putting toilet paper on the seat..and i keep hearing this known crackhead in anthor stall freaking out and yelling at people who arent there...she then crawls under my stall as im peeing pushes my legs outta the way puts both her hands in the toilet i just went to the bathroom in and is telling me her coke is in there....

I didnt really know what to say..i was trying not to laugh and i was grossed out at the same time...she starts yelling at me that I took her COKE it was IN THIS TOILET!!! she goes to push me but i jump outta the way(pee hands!) and she knocks her tooth out cause she hit the wall so hard :0


this was one of my first nights working in the club..i was kinda shocked at the time. its nothing compared to the rest of these posts!

Miss Jessica
12-23-2006, 03:22 AM
Once when I was in a rush to take a phone call so I had to get off the floor fast. 3 floor club the dressing room was a floor below me so I scurried to the nearest dance booth. Alot of times the floorwalkers forget to leave the curtains open so you can see that it's available, so I just opened up a curtain and... oh my god. A dancer was hovering above some guys head pooping into his mouth!!! I freaked ran down the hall and puked on the side of the wall. Most DISGUSTING degrading thing I had ever seen in my life. :yuck: Needless to say, I will never go back to work at that club EVER again.

Chrissy68
12-23-2006, 03:49 AM
omg^^ i guess there's a fetish for every bodily function... euw...

BrunetteGoddess
12-24-2006, 10:07 PM
Oh Lord, bad visual....

Lena
12-24-2006, 11:36 PM
Paris, I know that club! I didn't even attempt the monkeybars.

This cute innocent new girl comes back in the dressing room and says to the extras girl, "OMG this customer said something awful about you." Extras girl asks what and the new girls like, "I shouldn't even tell you, it's so horrible I can't believe he'd say it but he said that you let his friend touch your pussy." To which extras girl calmly replies, "oh, no, they can pet it but not poke it - I was getting too many yeast infections." The funniest part is that the new girl thought she was joking.

Another club, another time, this schizophrenic alcoholic got all drunk and managed to fall off the stage (the stage was on the floor with a rail around it, so I don't know how she managed it) and knocked herself out. She's laying on the floor and her head is bleeding and she starts her period, and the DJ freaks out and stops the music and turns all the lights on. Knocked out girl wakes up and starts running away from everyone who's trying to help her, screaming that she knows they're trying to kill her. The manager is following her around with a blanket trying to cover her up since it's really illegal for her to run around naked and there'd been problems with LE. Finally the girl gets on her phone and calls 911 and tells them that she's a dancer and they're trying to kill her and she's bleeding profusely. Then she runs out the door and is running around in the road naked, stopping traffic, until the ambulance gets there.

Dj Captain Rob
12-26-2006, 11:54 PM
I Posted this in a different thread but I am pretty sure this makes the list for "Hall Of Shame"

http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showpost.php?p=921533&postcount=40

The one and only Raven
12-27-2006, 12:40 AM
Too funny, and sick....

My funniest: I worked at a low class, redneck bar. We had a nasty girl working there who was full of drama, took too many pain pills and always thought she was ODing... Anyway, they don't fire girls at this club, they humiliate them to the point they quit. When she was on stage the bouncers and other employees ran around with pots on their heads with jars of Old Bay seasoning in their hands, yelling "Watch out, Angel has crabs!!!" They wrote all over the bathroom wall about it, too. Very juvenile, but it got the job done. I almost had it out with her one night and was so close to beating her ass it wasn't funny. She'd lie about being in the military. Since I was in the military, I took it to heart, called her out about her BS. She quit, and has since then joined the Navy. Lol.

We also had a girl who used to turn the jukebox off and she'd sing showtunes on stage while dancing very dramatically like she was in a musical. The owner smeared hot sauce in her crotch during one employee meeting. She refused to go clean herself-"to prove a point." Whatever the point was, I still don't know.

The newest thing at this bar is "poundcaking". You catch someone in the nude (change room) and take a slice of poundcake and slam it in their buttcrack, then take a pic of it....

I'm sooooo glad I don't work there anymore....

Krystal

Miss_Luscious
12-27-2006, 10:05 AM
^^^Where is this wonderful place? I need to audition ASAP!

Eve21
12-28-2006, 03:15 AM
A few weeks ago I *gasp* started my period while giving a lap dance! There was no blood on the guy or anything, thank God! Being surrounded by other girl's hormones has screwed up my cycle.