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Bella21
12-28-2006, 03:30 AM
I Posted this in a different thread but I am pretty sure this makes the list for "Hall Of Shame"
http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showpost.php?p=921533&postcount=40
You mean... ANAL in the champagne room?!?!?!?! /:O
toyqueen
12-28-2006, 04:20 AM
This is the funniest thread ever, but also scary!;D
cameronfl
12-28-2006, 01:17 PM
You mean... ANAL in the champagne room?!?!?!?! /:O
Come ON....she got an extra TEN WHOLE DOLLARS...wouldnt you take it in the doodyhole for that???
Dj Captain Rob
12-28-2006, 07:16 PM
Yep. Bella, sad to say. Well if she did it for an extra 10 my only guess could be crackhead, i cant think anyone exists that is that nieve. I have seen a million girls busted for "extras" but nothing like that....ever. Tragic actully.
But hysterical too :)
Innocense
12-28-2006, 09:07 PM
These stories are sooo funny!!!!! I'm laughing so hard!;D
Ok, here is my story:
A new girl started working. She was about 5'3 and really skinny. I think she was about 80 lbs. She didn't look cute or sexy, she looked sick and crazy. She was bulimic and used to go to the bathroom and throw out every time a guy bought her a drink. She worked there for like 3 nights, on the third night she was caught having sex with one of the customers. When the manager fired her for being a whore she said: "Im not a whore, you can't fire me. He didn't pay me extra or anything like that, I had sex with him because he's really hot and I like him."....
Dj Captain Rob
01-03-2007, 07:32 PM
Roflmao!!! It never ends I tell ya :)
Chrissy68
01-04-2007, 07:19 PM
i cant believe that i started this 7 page long madness :) *pats self on back*
i think i shall reread some of these for amusement whilst im home sick.
Alexis81
01-04-2007, 08:32 PM
I can't stop laughing. I have a few stories to add. Last week and girl who just had a baby walked in the managers office to get titty tape (pasties). Manager asks her what size so she pulls out her breast and squirts the manager in the face with breastmilk.
I have a hall of shame moment myself. Last Friday I had a customer come in whose never given me problems before. We do nine dances and he asks for one more just as the DJ calls me for standbye. I agree to do the last song and he starts talking about how he hasn't been laid in a year then cums. To make it worst the cum came out the bottom of his shorts, all over me just as the DJ calls me to the stage. I was so freaked out I ran to the stage and "accidently" spilled some rubbing alcohol on the stage when I was poring it on the rag. Then I sat in it trying to get the semen off my ass. I swear I don't do drugs, I was just so freaked out, I've never had a customer splooge on me before.
Miss_Luscious
01-04-2007, 10:47 PM
Yucky and funny at the same time. Poor You!
NipzncOOkiez
01-07-2007, 06:10 PM
It was my last set of the night and I had just handed my music to the dj to play. Literally 2 minutes before I go onstage this chick screams "Vanessa.... vvvvvvaaaaannnneeeessssssaaaa" so I go over to her and I ask her what she needs. She looks at me in a drunken stuper and demands (not asks) "I'm going to pick out your music" so I explain to her than I am going on in less than a minute and my music is already in but there is a girl that is going on after me and that she can maybe pick her music out. Then she looks at me and screams at the TOP of her lungs "Bitch you're too FCUKING BLONDE to dance to MY music! Get the FCUK out of MY FACE!!!"
The while I am on stage the bartender hurls her drunken ass out of the club. Appearantly she had pissed him off too, go figure. Found out also she use to dance there like ten years ago and 3 kids later comes walking back in like she owns the place and was showing all the customers her stomach and explaining how GREAT she looked after 3 kids... deep streatch marks and all!
FoxyRoxIt
01-07-2007, 11:05 PM
There was this really nasty stripper at my old club...she was like 40 something and would walk around making guys smell her fingers saying "this is what my pussy smells like". Anyway one day I was in the champagne room with a custie (it was semi private) and she was in there with hers. This woman spreads her legs open, pulls her g-string aside, reaches INSIDE her pussy and pulls out a big wad of tissue. She then put the wad of pussy paper on the table and says to her custie "it takes me a while to get comfortable". I swear it was the weirdest thing I ever saw.
TigersMilk
01-07-2007, 11:11 PM
^^ I got an awful mental picture of her pulling out her homemade TP crotch stopper on the "leather" couches. I wonder what the custy said or did?
FoxyRoxIt
01-07-2007, 11:31 PM
OMG...her custy didnt react or anything, he acted like this was normal...so much so, that if my custy hadn't seen it, I wouldn't have believed my own eyes.
Lola Rose
01-08-2007, 01:00 AM
I've got a couple I'll add as well, they're quite tame compared^....
1. I come in, an getting ready for the shift change, and there's a girl hysterically crying! I'm talking temper tantrum, on the floor, screaming. It was awful, threw me off so bad (can anyone say migraine!). She also had a bottle of champaign in her hand, guzzling. I've never seen anything so sad. She called about 10 people to come pick her up, no one would, so she had to stay 4 extra hours to sober enough to be breathalized. I've never seen so few girls wasting time in the DR....
2. Crazy girl gets so drunk, she pees herself while giving a dance, then pats the guy dry with her outfit. he gets 100$ in free a free bar tab (probably paid for by the dancer) and free enterence cards. He was also advised to by dances only from sober girls next time! Later she's back in the dressing room, passed out on the floor, we're all tipping out and she wakes up, askes her friend to get some toilet paper, then shits herself right there, into her tp covered hand. ewwww. I've never seen someone so fucked up they'd do that. Her friend make her ride home (they're roomies) with her bottom half in a trash bag, just incase she had to go again.
AlexxaHex
01-08-2007, 03:19 AM
OMG All of these are so good! :rotfl:
Chrissy68
01-08-2007, 03:30 AM
^^ bahahahahahahahahahaha about the bottom half in a trash bag. that's hilarious!
Nautilus
01-08-2007, 05:00 AM
he he.
i'm thinking maybe pussy paper girl sells the wad to guy. kinda like poo gobbler but different.
candie00
01-08-2007, 03:01 PM
HAHHAHAHA!! What a effing mess!! Trash bag girl! =p ....
lux_44
01-08-2007, 04:42 PM
Oh, I forgot to mention... the lawnmower bit wasn't an idle threat. My club is in Oklahoma... and she lives about four blocks away. She got her liscence yanked, (DUI related) and so she rides a riding mower to work, with a little flag on the back, and her dance gear strapped to the seat.
HAHAHA!
Gold. Thats gold... I'm actually crying.
cherry_sin
01-08-2007, 07:32 PM
^^^^^^^ Good, cause I got a new one.
So, if you have hung around here long enough, you know that I like to work in a dive club. I'd rather be a 9 in a room of 4s than a 9 in a room of 9s. That's my motto. (Plus there's nothing like being in a place where it is okay - no, commonplace - to dance in fluffly houseshoes while smoking/drinking a beer. Redefines comfort. But anyways...)
So we get this chick. Pure streetwalker on the cheap side of the street material. I'm talking forty years old, bleach blonde frizzy kinky curly hair, tans too much, smokes too much, and wears tammy faye baker eyeshadow. She comes in, they look at her to see if she meets the hiring criteria (Bikini and a pulse, bikini optional) and hire her. She begins to dance on stage. She puts a white cup down (it glows like all get out) on the side of the stage, and shakes down her frizzy hair from it's ponytail. The rest of us are playing uno at the bar, and decide to watch her set and gossip. She does a move where she spreads her legs, and, in her white walmart bikini-style hanes. we see a red spot on her crotch. Her outfit is a red and white spotted dress, so we think, okay, maybe just a design goof. She pulls off her panties and, oh no, we see.... The String. So we debate about telling her and embarrassing her, or waiting. She twirls about the pole, and then bends over. This spurs one of our kinder, naive-er dancers into going to tell her, discreetly.
She gets to the tip rail.
Trailer Park Blonde Girl tries to give a stage side tip show.
Sweet Dancer protests vigorously, and, after many attempts at explaining nicely, gets her point across.
Trailer Park Blonde Girl PULLS OUT HER TAMPON ON STAGE and throws it in the trash can by the stairs to stage where we throw away the paper towels we clean the pole with. Our collective gasp apparently was not heard....because while she was already at the side of the stage, she picks up the white cup she brought earlier and SPITS HER CHAW JUICE into it, and proceeds to continue dancing.
She danced all night. In the stained panties. With the cup. With two fake dollar tree nails that were all bloodstained from pulling out the tampon.
The evening's most priceless moment? When she got off stage and the bartender goes, "So, what shifts do you want to work?".
He was serious. She works with us now. Her name is Sentra.
Tyffani D.
01-08-2007, 08:45 PM
^ oh wow. :O I couldn't make that stuff up if I wanted to. I don't even know what to say. Girl, keep 'em coming. lol
RoseWhite
01-08-2007, 10:57 PM
He was serious. She works with us now. Her name is Sentra.
Chaw cup, menses-laced fingernails, and all, this is the coup de grace. SENTRA? I've heard of Porsches, Mercedes, Lexus, that kind of thing, of course, but naming yourself after a glamorous Nissan?
:rotfl:
cherry_sin
01-09-2007, 10:21 AM
We get a lot of girls that come through that don't know what to name themselves.
I've worked with a Genocide, a Donatello, a Daisy Duke, and a BK (Big Knockers).
Then there's the girl who has never been out of state in her life, has a hideous Oklahoma accent, and names herself Brooklyn. Who can guess?
Brooke
01-09-2007, 12:53 PM
LOL, oh the meories!
I don't have many, but here are a few good ones:
- I worked exactly one night at a club called the Rogue. The manager told me when I auditioned that she could tell by looking at me this wasn't my kind of club, but that I could work there if I wanted. Being 19 and new to dancing (I had only ever ENTERED one strip club, the one that I started in), I was sure she was exagerrating and stubbornly decided that I wasn't so delicate I couldn't work here. Turns out I was wrong. I worked my shift, but knew from the moment I entered the dressing room it wasn't going to work out. How? The sign over the trashcan read, paraphrasing, "The toilet is downstairs. Anyone caught pissing or shitting in the trashcan because they are too lazy to walk downstairs will be fired." THEY HAD TO TELL THEM THAT? There were really girls squatting over the trashcan in the middle of the dressing room? How badly would that smell? How lazy could you be? Fortunately, the trash can went unassaulted my evening there. But the dancer who got her ass beat leaving the club didn't, and I didn't go back.
- Some people are just trouble. A dancer friend was always in another unimaginable mess, and all too happy to tell you all about it. I say this because I should have seen this coming. I knew good and damn well that she was always got herself in a bad situation and still thought it would be fun to go out one morning after work. Nothing good happens at 4am under the best of circumstances. So we grab my hubby and head to a reg club where she proceeds to buy drugs. Why did she want us to join her for this expedition? Still no idea on that one, but at this point we sit around and have a drink while she scores. When she finally comes out of the bathroom with the guy she bought from, people start getting angry. One guy didn't like that she bought what she needed from his brother, instead of him. (My guess would be that how she paid for them had something to do with her desirability as a client.) So hubby goes to get the car so that we can split, I stay with her coaxing her to leave with us. As we finally make it to the door - she'd rather stay and argue than get the hell out of there with what she came for - hubby grabs us and sticks us in the car. The angry guy had just shown him his gun, which he claimed he intended to use on his brother, immediately. That evening gave me a newfound respect for going home after work.
Cally
01-09-2007, 02:37 PM
I can see the insanity in Sadie Sexton in this photo. o_o
That looks like one of my stage shows lol... I make BIG messes.... like big big messes lol.... streamers, confetti bombs, bubbles, water, sparkles etc...
Dj Captain Rob
01-10-2007, 12:33 AM
Wow... and i thought mine was bad....lol!!!! Guess not, it just reminds me why never to be surprised in this biz :)
lux_44
01-10-2007, 03:09 AM
One girl knocked unconscious.
One girl minus two teeth.
One girl requires stitches in the arm.
Several bite marks.
Countless bruises.
Watching it all from the stage? Priceless.
I can just see this as a credit card comercial.
5 mostly naked girls in ER. Eye makeup and hair all done ta-boot.
First girl on the hospital bed-uncoscious and the hospital bill pops up
Second girl in ER and another hospital bill pops up
so on, and so on
then a shot from your perspective - onstage
ahha
cherry_sin
01-10-2007, 08:33 AM
Eye makeup? Hair?
Shit, at that club, it was sky blue eyeshadow and flat ironed (With an iron and a towel!) hair for all. The girls all did it for each other. Ah, camraderie.
candie00
01-10-2007, 09:26 AM
That looks like one of my stage shows lol... I make BIG messes.... like big big messes lol.... streamers, confetti bombs, bubbles, water, sparkles etc...
*Gets Excited*
I can't wait to see You'r show here in Montreal!
X Evan X
01-10-2007, 11:06 AM
Housemom told me about a girl at our old club who was in the bathroom stall long enough for the housemom to get suspicious of her doing drugs. Housemom walks back there and knocks on the stall door, "Heather open up this door". No answer, babbling, muttering... Housemom stands on a stool to reach over the door and lean down to unlock it herself, Heather is just blankly staring at her while perched on the toilet. Housemom opens the door and Heather has her hand back behind her, sorta under her own butt. Housemom demands that she show her what's in her hand.
She pulled her hand out to show the housemom a handful of shit. She shit in her own hand.
Housemom didn't even ask... and to this day we are still baffled by it. Prevailing theories are that she had swallowed drugs the day before and was trying to retrieve it, or she had drugs in her hand when the housemom busted her and she didn't want to lose them by flushing them. Nobody knows.
-E
NatalieFRPhilly
01-10-2007, 11:20 AM
There is a disease where people with mental disorders eat their own shit, it's called Pikes disease. My friend works as a nurse in a mental ward in a hospital and she's told me some crazy stories.
But that is wack if she was trying to cover up her drugs with poo. Bleh! If it's a mental disorder that's sad and not their fault, but if it were because she's a dumbass drug addict bleh!
kitana
01-14-2007, 05:36 AM
Damn, that is brutal. ;D
Brutal yes, but 100% perfect for me to use on the coked out extra's chick at work this coming week when I see her.
Kali Doom
01-18-2007, 06:03 PM
I fell 10 feet off the pole onto my head at Daydreams in Philly. I woke up being rolled through the hospital completely naked, covered by a sheet......with my HEELS sticking out the bottom!
Also, when I was working in Allentown, PA we had a girl there that was the door guy's wife, or she would have never had a job. She had just had a kid, and would only breast feed out of 1 breast, so one boob was about a D and shaped like some sort of odd football for unknown reasons, and the other boob was a skin fin. Well, she goes and does her stage show, and then the next girl goes out and lays down on the stage....into breast milk. The girl had lactated accidentally on the stage and didn't bother to TELL anyone to clean it up. The little girl that rolled around in it was a barely legal rich daddy's girl who was only there to piss her parents off. It was her second week dancing, and she freaked.
Lysondra
01-18-2007, 06:05 PM
Even if she wasn't a rich-bitch.. I'd freak too. That stuff carries diseases!
AkashaM
01-18-2007, 09:40 PM
Chaw cup, menses-laced fingernails, and all, this is the coup de grace. SENTRA? I've heard of Porsches, Mercedes, Lexus, that kind of thing, of course, but naming yourself after a glamorous Nissan?
:rotfl:Girrrrrl I knew a Toyota once..../:O she wasnt japanese either.
carolina6
01-19-2007, 01:39 AM
A girl I work with recently went on a meth bender and ended up in the hospital when she freaked out during the drug a thon. Upon returning to work, she proceeded to take painkillers, start drinking, fall over into a table that I was sitting at, start crying and telling the customer how badly she needed money, then dragged me into the back to get her ice for her arm that she hurt falling into the table. The manager cut her off from drinking so she popped 5 more xanax then passed out on the couch in the dressing room. After all that, she starts asking us girls who weren't too fucked up to work if she could borrow money.
Oh, and people have peed and pooped in our trashcan in the dressing room. Very rarely, but it has happened.
Innocense
01-19-2007, 01:48 AM
Oh my god Kali Doom...your story made me sick!!!! lol
gelsey
01-30-2007, 12:39 AM
these stories are great!
only have one funny one,
I once knocked a guy's retaining bead out of his ear peircing with one of my breast (could have been my legs, he loved to have his head shaked around, different strokes I guess) . I thought he was made, but nope he was so thrilled he bought five dances and tipped me constenly on stage to beat him around.
great guy, lots of fun to chat with.
gelsey
01-30-2007, 12:42 AM
At a biker club in good old wholesome WI one of my dancer friends sliced open her leg while doing floor work dancing for some rude pissed off at the world bitches. They could figure out what the hell happend, only that she was picking glass out of it? no glass bottles etc. The next day they find the ball of a crack pipe (I assume they are right as I have not seen a crack pipe). Some one threw the pipe at her while on stage it hit the stairs that lead up the dressing room and shatered, she ended up rolling in it.
Same club next weekend. I come in for my first shift there and am greeting by tall blonde vicky's model look alike dancer and supposed maxim model contest runner up dancer. Runner up chats/brags all about her trip to new york and how rich is is gonna be (the girl has no body, and is now dancing at a bar owned by a biker club in the middle of fucking jan, please!) Blonde chain smokes and glares, both drink...lots. I go up for my first set, do my thing (I have good boobies, birth control and delayed puberity did me well) they want to know if they are real or not, yes they are I say let them poke and search for scars that arn't there, happens every new girl that I met. Blonde askes if I have kids, no I dont, lucky girl she tells me. runner up is obivouly pissed and drinks more, something about her just rubs me the wrong way, like a warning. The night goes on, we chat and bond with club owners a rowdy but fun group, while runner up drinks more and does and finger fucks her self on stage. Any time she is off stage it makes it a point to tell every one in this tiny club (3 double wides mashed together into a loftish building) that my breast are really fake and she is gonna beat my ass because I will not say so (slirred of course) then orders her self another round of shots. I get up on stage for a set and pretty she gets on too, slaping my ass and trying to make out with me during my set, custies tip but look terrified, I try to play it off like we are having fun, but I want to thow her into a wall. she can hardly walk and has givin up her shoes and replace with two drinks in each hand. Biker drags her off, with some of my tips in her schnapes sticky fists, she bitches about how I am stealing all the attention (dude I am on a figgin stage, that is how it works). Next comes in the crack pipe crew from the weekend before, the curly haired broad grabs me and askes where the black girl is at, just 4 white girls tonight but if you tell me her stage name I ask when she is working again, then the broad throws her drink at me, dancer friend flys over my shoulder to beat her ass and I go up stairs after calming her down to wipe off and do my last set. Crew Crack sits by the stage not tipping of course but instead dishing out insults (talked to our lovely barista bout this, she says they are getting booted next time they will call one the bikers who does not like them so much) Night ends, the three girls go up stair with the biker boucer/body guard. Runner up is in a drunken rage, spilling drinks up stairs (not allowed anyway per local law) and trying to mop it up with her street clothes naked falling on the floor/ part of the steps. Biker tries to get her dressed and out the door before I come up stairs....too late. I finish my lap dance and come up stairs still kinda oblivous to what is going on (I really do avoid drinking at work and fighting). I start packing up my shit asap, while runner up bitches STILL about my boobies (this is a 5pm to 2:30am shift, I did not know my breast could bring out a 9 1/2 hour tirade in someone) she step/stumbbles towards me, just then blonde reals around and gets in her face about being a drunk newbie bitch and all about how her 'tude is going to get her in deep shit (in these clubs you have about one night to learn how to behave then you are pretty much open game to some girls, most of these girls are VERY hard, keep to your self never, trust anyone fully till they do something that proves they have human feeling. she was asking for it) they get into a huge screaming match (you drunk ho, you are just jelous of my money etc) while the biker is trying to break it up, I haul ass out of there, yea for avoidance. Blonde's travel escort (most girls bring someone with, never travel alone) askes me to grab blonde (frankly she is one of the nicest, strongest women I have met, but she scares me) I tell him hell no, as I hear shit get thrown, I do not feel like getting my ass beat tonight. I don't even wait for my car to warm up I am so out of there, as I hear the bartender say thats it tomorrow night noone drinks. That night as a check into my hotel/perkins combo and wheel my suit case in I hear a knock on the SUV window next me (jump, scream, hear attack) its just some fresh faced college kid who saw me that night and is so exicted that in his home town perkins he just has to say hi. I of course like any dancer just glare and wheel towards front desk (stupid town with only one good hotel and one 'please rape me' motel) I got to bed shaky and totaly drained.
Next night, runner up doesn't remember a think, says to me "I wasn't too much of a bitch to you was I?" smileing like a goddamn girl scout and tries to hug me. ick! I tell her you are lucky I am not a hard assed bitch, I have seen girls get their belongings cut up, peed in or them beat up for less. Blonde and I chat about lucky she is to start out here and not with the girls we danced with, and watched while she planted her bare crotch on a guys face on stage and let him lick it. Its our word against hers (here say bull shit) so she hasn't got fired...yet! I found out a few days ago from my dancer friends that she is still bitching about my breasts. Let it go, christ!
AlexxaHex
01-30-2007, 09:37 AM
^^Ack!!
They're called paragraphs, honey.
Lizzybethers
01-30-2007, 07:53 PM
ok so my friend told me this story a little bit ago and I thought it was hilarious....
She worked at a deja vu and at the club there was an older dancer who was all spun out all the time. Everyone knew her as pretty much the crazy old stripper...
So crazy drugged out meth head stripper decides to go on vacation and before she leaves she asks 2 bouncers and the manager at the club if she could bring her safe in while she's away so they can watch it. She doesn't want to risk it being stolen from her home while gone because her entire life savings is in it which according to her is a couple hundred grand... so she tells the bouncers she'll pay them a couple hundred bucks each day she's gone to watch it. They agree and while she's gone they get curious as to what is really in the safe. They decide to bust into it just out of curiosity because they knew the chick was CRAZY...
This is what they found...
13 dollars. An expired drivers lisence. And TWO PIXIE STICKS......
So random... but I found this hilarious :o)
mia_bella
01-30-2007, 08:25 PM
I've been told this story a few times by various dancers so I take it it's true, plus the girl it's about was notorious for being on crystal meth - when she started she was very sweet, nicest girl in the world...then things horribly changed...
Anyways one night she storms into a girls private ranting and raving at her about how she's stolen her bag of ice. The girl is just like uhh, wtf? At the same time the manager/EC has found a bag of ice on the floor...our club has a strict-no-drug-if-you're-caught-with-drugs-you're-never-working-for-the-company-again policy and this club is in a bad sort of area too, so he gets on the mic..."I have just discovered a bag of ice, if anyone would like to claim it back please come see me."
The girl hears the announcement and runs up to his office "HEEEEY YOU'VE GOT MY ICE GIVE IT BACK YOU &^%#^@!$^"...
The funny side is our company has for whatever reason let girls choose her name. Normally they don't let girls choose names of girls that are well known or only in the past year or so stopped working. I was working with a few girls that knew her on the first night of a girl who had chosen her name not realising how notorious her name is through the clubs...we couldn't help but giggle a bit everytime she was announced...><
WhiteTara
01-30-2007, 09:14 PM
I've seen all kinds of shit in the clubs, from drunk girls falling asleep on customers laps to fights to condoms...what have you. Even a girl who went into a grand mal seizure because of the strobe lights. Two ugly stories:
Meth addict goes from waitress to dancer. She's not dancing more than a month or two when she goes out the back door of the club to smoke. Instead a car pulls up in full view of the camera above the door (As a waitress she knew the location of all the cameras). The guy in the car hands her something and she hands him money in return. She comes back in the club, manager asks, "What did he give you?" Nothing, of course. She keeps insisting, he keeps asking. Finally, "It was just a stick of gum, all right?" She hands over the foil wrapper and it's meth of course. Now she's screaming that she was set up. It's a set up and she's going to complain to corporate. The cops are called, she's arrested. Of course it's all on tape. Dumb ass.
I myself got fired after a fight. I was being treated for depression and they were transitioning me from one medication to another. I was feeling irritable, to say the least. Keep in mind I'd been doing martial arts for ten years and in peak physical shape. The dayshift extras girl at my club was a snooty bitch who'd been rude to me from day one. Irritable me decides to make a crack about her extras. She predictably snaps back and that's all I could take. I picked her up by the neck, stuffed her under my arm and put her in a full on headlock. The bouncer was three times my size, but couldn't get me off of her. I was rational, "That's why they call it a headlock, honey. It's locked in!" I was also angry, "Bitch, how does it feel to know you're going to hell and I'm going to send you there?" Only when I let go did they get me off of her. It must have been a sight.
madmaxine
01-30-2007, 09:30 PM
Here's another story...this is the same "late-term abortion" Alkie Cokehead girl from before... We were waiting our turns to go onstage & she made a random comment about the girl onstage, about her g-string (it was a Brazilian dental-floss type thong.) I only laughed & agreed but didn't say more.
LATER the girl who was on stage confronted me in the dressing room, saying I talked shit about her. The only way she could have known anything was said is if Alkie-Cokehead blabbed. I made amends by saying I was just comparing my "granny panty" looking bikini bottom to her cute little g-string. But yeah, Alkie Cokehead claimed whatever she had said first was misconstrued. Whatever, b*tch.
Anney Dancer 2
02-04-2007, 06:34 PM
First night in new club i see a girl hanging about talking to the dj & manager. Turns out shes a dancer who 2wks before fell off the pole and broke her leg in 3 places. She's wearing a cast literally from ankle to hip and i feel for her (having had to cut her shifts cos of injury). One hour later i go do a dance in the communal dance room and plaster cast girl has her broken leg propped up on the bar while custy licks her out from underneath... Didnt feel so sorry for her after that!
One night after work all sitting around after hours having a quiet drink. Place is dark and mood mellow. Relaxation broken by sound of boss striding from behind bar loudly quoting shakespeare, stark naked. He strolls to the stage... a sight u dont want to see ... fat naked coked up boss does headstand still quoting the Bard. Never lived it down.
new girl auditions in gentlemans club. Only one customer in at foot of stage (a regular) who is reading a newspaper.. Girl proceeds to 'dance' doing odd side-steps with hands on hips and slow LUNGES (like monty pythons silly walks!) then turns round pole and catches bracelet on hair. Hair comes off and hangs from wrist and girl is bald! Girl is so nervous she throws wig at custy who's now hiding behind paper and it hits him smack in the face. Not a dry eye in the place. She stayed an hour to see if she'd got the job but the boss couldnt talk to her for laughing!
Strip club bosses invite biker gang. Biker gang is double the expected size. Half of gang start fight with other half. Beer blood and fists flying everywhere.. dancers jumping over bar to get backstage... Know what lady boss said? "It wasn't so bad - we got all the girls to help us clean the blood off the walls- we were open to the public again within an hr and a half!"
Regular customers that tipped with cut price biscuits & chocolate..
Girl A glassed girl B in the face for sitting in Spearmint restaurant with A's custy... the girl who got glassed and facially wounded got sacked.. the house mom got sacked shortly after.
Dancer does very seductive dance.. slowly bends over and farts very loudly right in custys face! She ran so fast in embarrassment... and it took 10mins for the smell to leave too! Funny but awful!
Girl on Extasy dances for custy then starts shouting for help (but laughing)as she staggers away to get another dance.. We realise shes tied the curtain tie-backs round his neck and he's stuck! Took 10mins with 2 bouncers to free him!
Glad i don't have any poo stories - that is sooooooo wrong!
Anney Dancer 2
02-04-2007, 07:56 PM
First night in new club i see a girl hanging about talking to the dj & manager. Turns out shes a dancer who 2wks before fell off the pole and broke her leg in 3 places. She's wearing a cast literally from ankle to hip and i feel for her (having had to cut her shifts cos of injury). One hour later i go do a dance in the communal dance room and plaster cast girl has her broken leg propped up on the bar while custy licks her out from underneath... Didnt feel so sorry for her after that!
One night after work all sitting around after hours having a quiet drink. Place is dark and mood mellow. Relaxation broken by sound of boss striding from behind bar loudly quoting shakespeare, stark naked. He strolls to the stage... a sight u dont want to see ... fat naked coked up boss does headstand still quoting the Bard. Never lived it down.
new girl auditions in gentlemans club. Only one customer in at foot of stage (a regular) who is reading a newspaper.. Girl proceeds to 'dance' doing odd side-steps with hands on hips and slow LUNGES (like monty pythons silly walks!) then turns round pole and catches bracelet on hair. Hair comes off and hangs from wrist and girl is bald! Girl is so nervous she throws wig at custy who's now hiding behind paper and it hits him smack in the face. Not a dry eye in the place. She stayed an hour to see if she'd got the job but the boss couldnt talk to her for laughing!
Strip club bosses invite biker gang. Biker gang is double the expected size. Half of gang start fight with other half. Beer blood and fists flying everywhere.. dancers jumping over bar to get backstage... Know what lady boss said? "It wasn't so bad - we got all the girls to help us clean the blood off the walls- we were open to the public again within an hr and a half!"
Regular customers that tipped with cut price biscuits & chocolate..
Girl A glassed girl B in the face for sitting in Spearmint restaurant with A's custy... the girl who got glassed and facially wounded got sacked.. the house mom got sacked shortly after.
Dancer does very seductive dance.. slowly bends over and farts very loudly right in custys face! She ran so fast in embarrassment... and it took 10mins for the smell to leave too! Funny but awful!
Girl on Extasy dances for custy then starts shouting for help (but laughing)as she staggers away to get another dance.. We realise shes tied the curtain tie-backs round his neck and he's stuck! Took 10mins with 2 bouncers to free him!
Glad i don't have any poo stories - that is sooooooo wrong!
PaigeDWinter
02-04-2007, 08:01 PM
One night after work all sitting around after hours having a quiet drink. Place is dark and mood mellow. Relaxation broken by sound of boss striding from behind bar loudly quoting shakespeare, stark naked. He strolls to the stage... a sight u dont want to see ... fat naked coked up boss does headstand still quoting the Bard. Never lived it down.
AHAHAHAA!!!
hearts
02-04-2007, 08:15 PM
I'm so glad this girl got fired, she was such a pain in the ass. She was hella cute though...She'd come to work and immediately start slamming drinks. The more drinks she had, the louder her voice got. I once saw a customer with his finger in the ear she was yelling into as she tried to get a dance. If she didn't get tips from a custy, she'd walk right over and spit into his drink, then smile.
She constantly did coke in the dressing room, and once passed out in there, totally sprawled across the floor, and we all had to step over her to get to the mirrors. She had to be the center of attention and would jump onto the stage during other girls sets to try and steal the show. Once, I had to go onstage after her set, during which she had been eating curly fries! That's right...the girl was shoving fries in her face while she swung around the pole. Classy, huh? I had to sweep fries off the stage before my set.
She was ridiculously aggressive: her idea of a "wanna dance" line was "Get a private dance, asshole" or "Why the fuck don't you get a dance?" If they said no thanks, she'd say something like "whatever loser" and walk off. She was hilarious to watch, but I always kept a safe distance!
VegasPrincess
02-04-2007, 08:18 PM
Oh, my God. These are so funny. I just read all eight pages!! Eeek, it's Sunday what else do I got to do right? Here are my additions, mine are not THAT bad compared to some I've read lol....
In Wisconsin: Girl freaks out and runs out the door in her full length gown with maribou trim and eight inch heels... I ask what happened, and I guess she got a call on her cell phone... her son was being rushed to the hospital, he choked on a chicken bone. He was eight months old! Who gives a baby a chicken bone?
In Las Vegas:
Drunk girl pees on couch in Spearmint Rhino. I was sitting on couch accross from her. A customer and girl sitting next to her ran up screaming, and she just sat in her pee, oblivious.
A customer barfed on the floor in the half hour room there as I was dancing for him. Girl sitting across from us offers him her sprite. He took a sip of it, and then tried to GIVE IT BACK!! eeeewwww
I'm dancing for a customer who's being kind of handsy. To get away from his grasp, I leaned over the table and start shaking my ass. Sat back down on his lap, and to my HORROR, I sat on his erect penis that he had pulled out his pants. I ran away screaming, but to my amusement, I somehow managed to grab all his money off the table as I ran. He got kicked out of course
When I worked in WI, much look the girl who threatened to run over her custie with her lawnmower, we had a custie who drove his lawnmower to the club. He would tell all the new girls that all the girls went for rides on his lawnmower. Nobody was dumb enough to do it.
maximvsv
02-09-2007, 11:26 PM
One night after work all sitting around after hours having a quiet drink. Place is dark and mood mellow. Relaxation broken by sound of boss striding from behind bar loudly quoting shakespeare, stark naked. He strolls to the stage... a sight u dont want to see ... fat naked coked up boss does headstand still quoting the Bard. Never lived it down.
See, that's talent. I wouldn't be able to manage the headstand, let alone the recitation.