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mermaidnz
06-18-2007, 12:30 AM
reasonably hot meth stripper was accused by management for stealing all the lightbulbs (to smoke ice out of) she proceded to pull out her crack pipe and prove she didnt need to steal his shitty lightbulbs. lol

she was fired.

kassiedw123
06-19-2007, 02:10 AM
I fell 10 feet off the pole onto my head at Daydreams in Philly. I woke up being rolled through the hospital completely naked, covered by a sheet......with my HEELS sticking out the bottom!

ohhh! I heard about that!!! hehe! hope you were ok!!!

Taylorlila
08-29-2007, 01:19 PM
I went to an amateur last night and this russian girl that couldn't really dance too well went on 1st. She was sweet...but she was all about waving the arms in the air and kinda spasming.
Anywho, my bf told me while doing her tip walk, she came up to him, kissed his cheek, licked it, then bit it. Haha wtf? She was probebly just trying to be sexy but...licking strang men? And biting can be good sometimes...but not the cheek...just...no.

Brendita
08-29-2007, 04:33 PM
You know that trick where the girl splits a match in half and then sticks it on her nipple and lights it on fire? I saw a girl do that and then two seconds later run screaming from the stage.
Ouch, burnt nipple!

Also, there was a new girl at this topless club I used to work at. It was her first day, and she took a guy back to the lapdance area. Not even a whole song later, the manager told her to get the hell out. Turns out she was giving a BJ on her first LD of her first damn day.

Last, I saw a girl so shitfaced that she fell right off the bar she had been dancing on right on her face. Knocked a tooth out.

pinkpvc
08-30-2007, 10:34 AM
"a friend" was just finished a lap dance last Friday when she was called to stage. "My friend" hurriedly threw her clothes on and ran up there to do her thing. Everything went well with "My friend" trying out a few new spins she had learned n the pole, and of course doing the statutory leg spreading on floor mve.

"my friend" goes straight to dressing room after to discover her thong is inside out with the lined crotch flapping out and has been the whole time she was on stage :-[

AlexxaHex
08-31-2007, 04:10 PM
Oooh this is a good one and almost deserves it's own thread.

Last night I was working at a semi-new nude club in City of Industry. If you don't know about this place, it's the dirtiest, most extras ridden, illegal immigrant employing area of LA in terms of the strip clubs. There is one club that is topless and clean and this one is next door so I thought I'd give it a try since it might not be totally ruined by extras and drugs.

WRONG.

I was in the bathroom (which doesn't have doors on the stalls) and this Spanish girl was in there taking a shit and texting on her cell phone. She asks me if Thursdays are any good and says she is interested in working there. I tell her I have never worked a Thursday there before but good luck if she wants to try it out.

Later on I am in the dressing room, and that same girl and another Latina are in there and they are standing next to each other doing their makeup. All of a sudden, the one girl is like, "was I talking to you?" and they start arguing back and forth. The first girl that I met in the bathroom had smeared lipstick, so I think the other girl was saying something about her giving a BJ in the VIP room.
Before I know it, they are squaring off and removing their shoes and saying "Let's do this, beeeetch!! I'm gonna fuck you uuuuup!!".
Never having seen this before, I'm all freaked out and run to the doorway by the smoking patio. Another girl sees walks in and gets the bouncer. Then the girls are punching and kicking each other, pulling each other's hair and talking shit to each other. The DJ comes in and breaks it up. The manager tells girl #1 to leave and girl #2 is bleeding from her ear (the earring is totally ripped OUT!). On the way out, girl #1 just randomly punches another dancer FOR NO REASON and then THAT girl gets pissed and retaliates by punching HER and then throws a glass at her as she's leaving the club!!

Much to the manager's dismay, the cops show up to take a report and then decide to walk around the club to check things out. He's sweating because some girl is in VIP (undoubtedly doing extras) and the cops thankfully don't go in there. By this time I am trying to tip out so I can get the hell out of there, customers are coming up and asking me what happened and I decide that this club is NOT for me...although the drama is very exciting.

:O :P

Embyr
08-31-2007, 04:16 PM
^^^ that does it, I'm DRAGGing you to my club. :P (hehhe interesting story, though!! glad you didn't get pulled into the mess!)

AlexxaHex
08-31-2007, 09:41 PM
^^^ that does it, I'm DRAGGing you to my club. :P (hehhe interesting story, though!! glad you didn't get pulled into the mess!)

I auditioned - just waiting for someone to call me back with a schedule. I'm not positive if I'm hired or not.

ITgirl
08-31-2007, 11:34 PM
At a Dallas club I worked over Easter this year a couple girls got into a fist fight over some tips that were on the stage. One of the girls runs outside (I am leaving for the night so I follow her out front) and lines up a few lines of speed on the valet stand. She stands there sobbing and snifffffffing and saying to me "I don't know why I'm getting fired. I didn't dooooo anything!"

Hhhhmmmm. Yeah, I can't figure it out either sweetheart.

Lysondra
09-02-2007, 10:13 PM
I auditioned - just waiting for someone to call me back with a schedule. I'm not positive if I'm hired or not.

...:( Sorry babe. They hire on-the-spot and give you a schedule right then.

They're using the same 'Don't worry, we'll call' as many many men have tried to do.

AlexxaHex
09-02-2007, 11:04 PM
...:( Sorry babe. They hire on-the-spot and give you a schedule right then.

They're using the same 'Don't worry, we'll call' as many many men have tried to do.

Bastards. I thought maybe that was the case. Oh well. I am pretty sure I have a job at a topless club much closer to my house. Far less contact, and decent management from what I hear. I am SOOO done with COI.

ETA: sorry that was a mega-hijack.

foxykittie25
09-04-2007, 12:09 PM
omg! this girl at the club i used to work at looked so trashy. she came to work always sloshed and put her makeup on and looked like someone punched her in the eye. she had a beer gut like some grunk ganduy in his 40's and was kicking the (not soo good) but cleavidge.ewwwwwww. i saw her walk to a customer and tell him her girlfriend f***ed her with a strapon and walked away. with the shaky side to side walk i called her trashy brittany. cause she looked like a fucked up brittany spears.

what's better......
she does this every night and the managers are so stupid, they keep letting her do it.......

foxykittie25
09-04-2007, 12:11 PM
lol major typo!!!! drunk guy in his 40"s

kelster
09-04-2007, 06:54 PM
Recently a club manager let a girl walk into the club and bumped a regular girl(who is sooooo hot) off. She said she was a PlayBoy Centerfold. She had a white wig with brown straggles hanging out. No bewbs or ass, stick thin and snaggletooothed. The audience thought it was a joke and laughed the whole time. Dumb.....ass.....

paintgoddess
09-05-2007, 02:33 AM
Just tonight...

Dancer on stage repeatedly yells "SUCK MY DICK!!!!" to get attention from a group of young guys. :O

Different dancer squats in front of guy tipping her, spreads her pussy lips for him, then takes his cigarette out of his mouth, takes a drag, and gives it back to him... So. Gross.

Taylorlila
09-06-2007, 01:23 PM
This is all me...

I'm on my back on the stage, doing some floorwork with my legs up in the air, when I notice the guys laughing...and look up to see the toilet paper swinging from my shoe!!!:blush: :banghead: I was so embarassed...then I told them all they had to tip me xtra for the added entertainment. They did so it wasnt that bad...and the guy that pointed and laughed ended up buying a dance later.

Habinairo
09-06-2007, 03:32 PM
last night for me, I went to do a spin on the pole on my first song of my set, and I cracked my foot off the tip rail so hard, the guys sitting there did the "ooooo!!! ooowww!!!" As I continued my spin. It was loud! I kept looking down at my foot expecting blood to be spewing out of it. Then after, cuz I was kinda limping around on stage trying to look sexay! A guy came up to me asking if I was okay and I should see a doctor to make sure I didn't break my toe!

Oh oh oh!! And the other night, my first night on stage, I have a towel I bring with me to dry off after a stage, cuz I get sweaty, sorry! And I went on stage, looked down at my self and wondered, "What the fuck is glowing under the black lights???" It was the lint from the towel!!! I had these little lints clinging to me glowing under the lights!! So, as I was dancing I flung my hair around everywhere to dust myself off!!

242_fair
09-10-2007, 11:39 AM
This girl from Western Canada came to Toronto and instead of wandering around stage and just looking sexy, she (in full sparkle uniform) decides to show us how to 'Really Dance!!' (her words).
After some handstands and marching, she kicks her foot way into the air, and the SHOE flies off at warp speed, nearly hitting several people.

She continues to dance with one shoe off, until a kindly dancer gives it back.

callystalynn
09-10-2007, 12:01 PM
One night we had a new dancer at the club and I was sitting at the tip rail while she did her first stage set ever. Well apparently she was on her period because when she took off her thong her tampon was sticking half out. Before I could say anything she grabbed my custy's hat and proceeded to lie in the middle of the stage spread eagle and rub his hat on her pussy. The look on my customers face was priceless. Needless to say she got a new hat out of the deal.

iambonbon05
09-10-2007, 08:32 PM
Oh my god this thread made my fuckin day. You'd think it would scare me away from the idea of stripping but oddly enough it's making me look forward to it hahaha.

*note to self: JUMBO tampons*

austinatalie
09-11-2007, 01:45 AM
I'm on my back on the stage, doing some floorwork with my legs up in the air, when I notice the guys laughing...and look up to see the toilet paper swinging from my shoe!!!:blush: :banghead:

I have totally done that myself once or twice too, taylorlila!


"What the fuck is glowing under the black lights???" It was the lint from the towel!!! I had these little lints clinging to me glowing under the lights!!

HAHAHA the mental picture from this is great I actually LOLed.

RoseLeigh
09-11-2007, 02:19 AM
Tonight-I don't know who the girl was, if she was new or a day girl or what, but she HIGH. I hope. She kept hopping around the pole. Full on hopping. And then getting distracted and getting down on the floor shaking her butt for no one. And hopping and twirling and then making really vigorous BJ motions with her hands. Messing with the other dancers. Invading their pole space. Generally freaking people out. OMG we were laughing our asses off. You couldn't help it.

She was all over. She sat on the lap of a custie next to me and seriously grabbed his balls. I'm suprised he didn't shriek but his look was priceless.

Alaska
09-11-2007, 03:30 AM
^meth has FINALLY invaded Jersey, eh? The day we've all been waiting for!

Lysondra
09-12-2007, 10:43 PM
I don't get it.. I was never that fucked on Meth. I mean... ever. I sure as hell didn't hop and grab balls.

roxanna
09-13-2007, 01:11 AM
I got bad, coke was my thing but any port in a storm. I was the type to halluiciante and get delusional tho. But yeah, thats pretty sad. Hopping? Are you serious?

TigersMilk
09-13-2007, 03:47 PM
stripper 1: "I'm going to the Bahamas!"
stripper 2: "Really? What part?"
stripper 1: "Cabo!"
stripper 2: *blank stare and pause* *smiles*

Poor child needs a map or a better lie.

RoseLeigh
09-13-2007, 04:06 PM
I got bad, coke was my thing but any port in a storm. I was the type to halluiciante and get delusional tho. But yeah, thats pretty sad. Hopping? Are you serious?


Okay, talked to another day girl-apparently she is ALWAYS like that. Yikes. So-drugs? Craziness? Who knows?

And yes, hopping. I mean it's cute to mess around on stage, but this was beyond...

Alaska
09-15-2007, 05:25 PM
I don't get it.. I was never that fucked on Meth. I mean... ever. I sure as hell didn't hop and grab balls.

I've always wondered this: is Australian meth somehow different? Not trying to be sarcastic. Just from the stuff ya'll have said/openess to talk about it casually. Or did you do it here or what?

Lysondra
09-17-2007, 07:17 AM
I did it in America. It's the same exact stuff, but it's pricier and more cut here - but I never did it here. I was addicted in LA. I never got fucked off it. Yekhefah saw me on my last day on it, when I was on my worst about to quit cold turkey - and she can tell you I never smelled, or had bad acne, or started going off randomly at people.

I don't know. The only shitty side effect I had was that non-eating about-to-die shit. None of that personality brain holes with scratch marks stuff.

I just find it odd when people always blame things on meth when neither I nor any of my user friends did any of that stuff.

And yeah, I talk about it casually and openly... it's my way of dealing with it. If I'm ashamed, I can't get over it, y'know?

Katrine
09-17-2007, 10:06 AM
and she can tell you I never smelled, or had bad acne, or started going off randomly at people.


Addiction is a progressive disease. It often takes years to develop "meth face?, etc. There are a lot of misconceptions. But hey, if it keeps people of off drugs, so be it.

One of my old coke buddies dropped by unexpectadly, at our other friend's house. My friend and I both cleaned up our act. He said old friend is now really showing the signs of addiction, battered nose, skinny, smelly, aged, delusional, obssessive. Its taken him probably 5 years to get that way. It hurt me to hear about it, but we can't help him, he won't accept help.:'(

Alaska
09-17-2007, 04:01 PM
I did it in America. It's the same exact stuff, but it's pricier and more cut here - but I never did it here. I was addicted in LA. I never got fucked off it. Yekhefah saw me on my last day on it, when I was on my worst about to quit cold turkey - and she can tell you I never smelled, or had bad acne, or started going off randomly at people.

I don't know. The only shitty side effect I had was that non-eating about-to-die shit. None of that personality brain holes with scratch marks stuff.

I just find it odd when people always blame things on meth when neither I nor any of my user friends did any of that stuff.

And yeah, I talk about it casually and openly... it's my way of dealing with it. If I'm ashamed, I can't get over it, y'know?

Yea, I was just wondering. TBH, it DID sound like meth, of course it varies person to person, and how long you're doing it.

I dunno if it's a true "misconception" that it doesn't take years to get real fucked up. I read that your brain starts changing in a BIG way after 2 days, (in the local paper) and around then is where the addiction has already started, if you keep doing it. I'm sure that means smoking it tho. That's crazy. And all those mugshots that are famous are sometimes months apart. (Tho we're just talking about behavior here, which can get real fucked way b4 meth face starts setting in) It's really not one of those things, if you do it all the time, that you can keep under wraps and function w/o ppl knowing for a long period of time, as in, you could get away with coke a lot longer, and it also destroys slower. Basically, I wasn't trying to throw a haphazardous "Haha! Meth!" out there, even tho I said it sarcastically, it really did sound like it to me.

ALGirl07
09-17-2007, 04:36 PM
Drunk passed out stripper laying in the dressing room with no panties on and a tampon string hanging out. That image is burned into my memory. haha.

was that in dallas??? i think i was there....lol

Chrissy68
11-03-2007, 02:54 AM
i keep forgetting to add this entry here.

There was a girl who we called seizure girl, not to be mean, but because she looked like she was having a full on seizure on stage when she danced. She would stomp fast, then drop to her knees, HARD. then she would proceed to click her heels together, hit them on her ass, and then hit the stage with the toes of her shoes, HARD. then she would slam her ass into the pole, hard! needless to say, she got the entire club's attention fast.

as if seizure girl's act on stage wasn't enough, she continued to wear this nasty blonde hairpiece which looked as though she paid maybe $2.50 for it at the convenience store. it was one of those cheap clip-in-to-your hair ponytails that looks god awful on *most* people (although i must admit some ppl it looks ok on). well... she's in VIP and she is dancing all hard and "enthusiastically", and, lo and behold, her hair FLIES OFF! without missing a beat, she picks it up and puts it with her stuff and continues dancing.

when emily told me she witnessed this, i laughed. but when i saw it happen AGAIN in front of me, i laughed my ASS off!

_Ariel_
11-14-2007, 08:44 PM
Another time was when a dancer was on stage, and this guy walks in. She's up on the pole, turns around, sees him standing at the enterance (which is about ten feet from the stage edge), and she throws herself at him, from the tip top of the pole, so she got some serious airtime. She started smacking the guy and shit. Evidently, it was her baby daddy, who didnt know she worked there and who owed her about $5k in child support backpay.




Nutts!

fancygirl
11-15-2007, 02:41 AM
Another time was when a dancer was on stage, and this guy walks in. She's up on the pole, turns around, sees him standing at the enterance (which is about ten feet from the stage edge), and she throws herself at him, from the tip top of the pole, so she got some serious airtime. She started smacking the guy and shit. Evidently, it was her baby daddy, who didnt know she worked there and who owed her about $5k in child support backpay.


How could you NOT get hurt doing that? I mean, if she was super duper skilled I could see her flying through the air and landing on him, but take into account six inch heels and I'm like, DA-A-UMN, you already owed you 5K, do you want to break a leg and be in the fucking whole for six months while you heal up?

mermaidnz
11-15-2007, 03:09 AM
I did it in America. It's the same exact stuff, but it's pricier and more cut here - but I never did it here. I was addicted in LA. I never got fucked off it. Yekhefah saw me on my last day on it, when I was on my worst about to quit cold turkey - and she can tell you I never smelled, or had bad acne, or started going off randomly at people.

I don't know. The only shitty side effect I had was that non-eating about-to-die shit. None of that personality brain holes with scratch marks stuff.

I just find it odd when people always blame things on meth when neither I nor any of my user friends did any of that stuff.

And yeah, I talk about it casually and openly... it's my way of dealing with it. If I'm ashamed, I can't get over it, y'know?

absolutly!!

i talk about it openly too, for the same reason, that, and i do see the humour in my past behaviour.

meth in nz is stronger to whats in aussie too, ive had it here before, and it took a fuck load more to even feel it. with the stuff back home ( 3years ago) it was hard. the second it was breathed in you could feel it going thru your body.

sorry to threadjack some more.

Brooke
11-15-2007, 03:25 PM
Heard tell of a girl at a nearby club who's tampon started leaking onstage, blood running down her leg, the whole bit. She's drunk as shit, and continues giving dances from stage (in DC the custys come up to you when your on stage as we don't give lap dances)... and eventually she pulls her tampon out and flings it across the room.

I also danced in DC and this one was a legend. Heard the same thing except throwing it across the room. In my version, what was hardest to believe was not that she accidentally got her pd on stage, but that the customers kept tipping!!

Flickdreams
01-24-2011, 01:28 PM
this thread needs to be resurrected

mia_fey
01-26-2011, 06:14 AM
this thread needs to be resurrected

Wow...I'm LMAO but completely disgusted at the same time. I didn't know this thread existed. Thank you for resurrecting it.

Nuclear Martini
01-29-2011, 06:01 PM
Lets see.... girls used to pee in the trash can of the DR.


One girl got fired for sucking a bouncer's dick. She would often drink and take xanax and pass out in VIP (alone, w/o a custie) or in the DR.

She got rehired, and fired again for sucking a custie's dick.

Multiple girls used to pass out on the floor, I don't know if they were high, drunk or just tired because the club stays open 'til 6am.

This one red neck type stripper threw a shot glass down the bar at someone and it ended up shattering and cutting an innocent, and very sweet dancer all over her lower body. She was bleeding. She had to be carried out of the club by managment and taken to the doctor, she was crying. It was so sad, and it was a big deal. I saw her at the club only once after that.

jenn_t
01-31-2011, 12:40 AM
There was an awful girl I worked with who brought in kittens to work one day. Her cat had just had a litter and she was trying to sell them or give them away... Anyway, for reasons unknown this chick disappeared soon after, I don't know if she got fired or what(she was a totally psychotic, drama filled wastoid) and then there was a TERRIBLE smell hanging about in the locker room by the dressing room. The manager broke into one of the lockers and found a back pack with a couple of dead kittens in it. Fucking HORRIBLE BITCH... And this was supposed to be a nice club too!

teaze
01-31-2011, 01:18 AM
There was an awful girl I worked with who brought in kittens to work one day. Her cat had just had a litter and she was trying to sell them or give them away... Anyway, for reasons unknown this chick disappeared soon after, I don't know if she got fired or what(she was a totally psychotic, drama filled wastoid) and then there was a TERRIBLE smell hanging about in the locker room by the dressing room. The manager broke into one of the lockers and found a back pack with a couple of dead kittens in it. Fucking HORRIBLE BITCH... And this was supposed to be a nice club too!

Holy Fuck that is awful :(!!

Sophia_Starina
01-31-2011, 04:21 AM
There was an awful girl I worked with who brought in kittens to work one day. Her cat had just had a litter and she was trying to sell them or give them away... Anyway, for reasons unknown this chick disappeared soon after, I don't know if she got fired or what(she was a totally psychotic, drama filled wastoid) and then there was a TERRIBLE smell hanging about in the locker room by the dressing room. The manager broke into one of the lockers and found a back pack with a couple of dead kittens in it. Fucking HORRIBLE BITCH... And this was supposed to be a nice club too!


:censored::yikes::no:

anelia
01-31-2011, 06:14 AM
^^^ OMFG dead kittens. that is _AWFUL_.

i rescued my dog off the dressing room floor. she was born outside in 40 below, only 2 of the 6 puppies in the litter even lived through that. then the girl who brought her left her in the dressing room and she almost got stepped on by drunk girls in platforms and stilettos, because she was about the size of a large rat. then this girl gave her an ecstasy/ speed/ coke/ whatever contact high by rubbing her all over and then she actually hocked up a huge nasty loogey and spit in her mouth, and held it closed. i said what the fuck are you doing to that puppy and she said "a dog will always remember you if you spit in its mouth!" then my puppy spent all night shaking and unable to wakl, eyes rolling back in her head, sitting and chewing on a pile of stripper clothes. i spent all night ditching customers (who were cheap-asses and boring anyway) to go downstairs and nurse her, forced her to drink water, gave her little bits of food.. at the end of the night when the bartender said she wanted her i was like no fucking way, where were you all night when she was overdosing on meth and x and dying in the dressing room?? NOWHERE, she's MINE!!

puppy was 6 wks old when i literally scraped her off the dressing room floor (imagine ren & stimpy when ren becomes liquefied and stimpy has to scrape him up with a spatula). she's now 4 years old and has a great life. she is a little strange, permafried, total badass though. a survivor. she's muh bitch.

Sophia_Starina
01-31-2011, 07:18 AM
I think there should really be a no-pets-allowed policy in strip clubs. Wow....

xNatashax
01-31-2011, 07:56 AM
There was an awful girl I worked with who brought in kittens to work one day. Her cat had just had a litter and she was trying to sell them or give them away... Anyway, for reasons unknown this chick disappeared soon after, I don't know if she got fired or what(she was a totally psychotic, drama filled wastoid) and then there was a TERRIBLE smell hanging about in the locker room by the dressing room. The manager broke into one of the lockers and found a back pack with a couple of dead kittens in it. Fucking HORRIBLE BITCH... And this was supposed to be a nice club too!

Fuck. Seriously, people like that bitch shouldn't be alive.>:(

At the first club I danced at, one of the managers found a goldfish (in a bag with water... like it was just brought) left behind. WTH? ::) She told me this when I went over her place and saw the little fishie in the tank.

Aslinn
02-02-2011, 05:03 AM
Last week, our resident drunk girl disapeared for a while. So I go to pee and our waitress is in there and points to the stall (which contains the shower). This girl is holed up between the shower and the floor naked and passed out puking in her mild coma lmao. We left her there because she was being a bitch.

Flickdreams
07-28-2011, 05:11 AM
I am resurrecting this thread for sheer laughs

Corey
07-28-2011, 04:09 PM
There was an awful girl I worked with who brought in kittens to work one day. Her cat had just had a litter and she was trying to sell them or give them away... Anyway, for reasons unknown this chick disappeared soon after, I don't know if she got fired or what(she was a totally psychotic, drama filled wastoid) and then there was a TERRIBLE smell hanging about in the locker room by the dressing room. The manager broke into one of the lockers and found a back pack with a couple of dead kittens in it. Fucking HORRIBLE BITCH... And this was supposed to be a nice club too!

OMG!!! That is the worst I have EVER heard of in a club (except in my old club when one dancer set another on fire. She's still getting treatment 2 years later). But God!! I nearly burst into tears just reading this. My PETA friends would have taught her a lesson or 2!!! BITCH!!! (not you, her)

sananeko
07-28-2011, 09:53 PM
I love this thread...