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Tsepmet1
01-02-2013, 10:00 PM
Resurrection? :D
TrophyStripper
01-03-2013, 08:42 PM
We had a polish goth style heroin girl who wore a "cave woman" style costume every single day & would randomly be seen wearing two different shoes on stage, thank god they were the same height heel, we are talking like a clear stripper shoe on one food & a knee high black leather boot on the other....
Best was the day we were sitting at a table & she announces in her cave woman outfit that she glad we work at a club without crack heads.... That they are bad for business....
We all stared at her in amazement unsure how to respond
audreyalice
01-05-2013, 06:20 AM
"BEst one for me was when this one Puerto Rican woman I used to work with got REAL drunk and coked up and was on stage. Some lil white bread yupie Long Island boy insulted her and she, in her most raving Hispanic-accented shriek yells, "THEEEEESE EES BULLSHIT! BITCH I DUNNO YOU BUT I WEEEEEEL CUT YOU! MUTHAFUCKA I WILL KEEEEEL YOU!!" and storms off the stage. "
^^^BEST story EVER!!!! ^^^
this girl was quitting and was refusing to tipout my old manager, took her entire garter of bills, took the garter off and rolled up the bills and SHOVED THE ROLL UP HER PUSSY screaming, "FUCK THAT ASSHOLE HE AINT GETTIN SHIT MOTHAFUKER!!!!!!!"
Vela Valentine
01-05-2013, 04:32 PM
I need more. Please, post more? LOL. Great thread, although the kitten story upset me a lot :(
simone87
01-05-2013, 07:22 PM
one of the girls was having bad dope withdrawls and ended up shitting all over the stage trying to do the "butterfly". goddd...
tempest666
01-06-2013, 03:08 AM
one of the girls was having bad dope withdrawls and ended up shitting all over the stage trying to do the "butterfly". goddd...
Were you @ Al's Diamond Cabaret in Reading PA?
simone87
01-06-2013, 12:04 PM
Were you @ Al's Diamond Cabaret in Reading PA?
no, was at the gold club in NH, wicked sleazy place since the new management took over.why, did that happen there too??
tempest666
01-07-2013, 10:07 AM
no, was at the gold club in NH, wicked sleazy place since the new management took over.why, did that happen there too??
Yeah it happened about 2 years ago. Someone here mentioned it (I forgot who) and then a friend who used to dance there also mentioned it but this involved bad coke and wayyy too much booze.
simone87
01-07-2013, 11:47 AM
^ wow, coke and booze is a lethal combo for the shits..the girl i knew just kinda had a little bit squirt out onto a dollar bill , it musta been way worse with the girls you're talking about tho lol idk, the few times i've done that years ago i had to rush to a bathroom
tempest666
01-07-2013, 11:55 AM
Dude when I used to do coke I hated getting the stuff cut with baby laxative. You can't even enjoy being high cause you're in the crapper!
Sqrlbby
01-15-2013, 12:15 AM
One of our best girls worked a double and got so shit hammered that as she was in a VIP room with a customer vomited all over his face me chest..... She was fined 600$ .....and suspended.
At my current club on NYe this dancer got into a screaming match with a guy over 40$.... The management vouched that he would leave and come back with cash as he was a trusted regular. She continued to scream at him took his phone keys debit card and called the. Ops oh.... And charged him additional money for every song playing while they argued.
iwannastripp
01-21-2013, 07:24 AM
omg a lighter Lmao
Flickdreams
09-27-2013, 08:22 AM
I am resurrecting this thread because years after reading it I still remember the stripper who rides a lawnmower to work and the dancer who was inverted on a spinning pole who pissed herself- Judas Priest I'm laughing right now....
Eban'ko
04-26-2015, 07:05 PM
Wow, all of these have been unbelievable.
All of my stories are based on gossip - I never saw with my eyes any of this crap, but a lot of my resources were reliable.
1. One of the dancers, who was about 27, had a really stinky crotch. The other girls complained about it, worried for their safety as this was a nude club. Management made her go to the doctor. No std's, she just forgot about a tampon 3 weeks ago.
2. A girl goes into a New Orleans club to audition. She's like 300 pounds. The bouncer tells her they're not auditioning & she gets belligerent. This conversation is going on back stage. He calls for back-up. She sees bouncers approaching from every angle & barrels through to the main stage. A skinny blonde is on the main stage, which she bats off. The little blonde flys onto a table, beer bottles sent flying. The fat girl then takes off all her clothing & goes up the pole. Dancers & customers throw $20s near the pole to get her to come down but she screams down that "Only Satan himself can get me down." The police show up. The female officer has to climb up the pole & physically pull this naked fat girl down.
3. There was also a girl I used to work with who would dab her armpits with cocktail napkins while talking to customers. (Not as bad as a lot I've heard here, but still not very lady-like.)
I had to bump.
The second story just killed me :D Literally. Oh man, I wish,I could see that.
TiffTiff
04-26-2015, 08:57 PM
The absolute worst....back in 2004 I was working at a dive bar (but making bank there so I stayed). It was called the Red Raven (in PA). I did a private dance and they guy asked if I was on my period. I instantly wonder if my string was hanging out my g string. (oh what the hell, I thought) I told him I was. He offered me $100 to pull out my tampon and give it to him.
I did not. Not only was I disgusted by it, but I watched a lot of TV Crime shows and thought he would plant my dna at a murder.
I'm 41 and no longer give a fuck. I would do it today if asked.
Sansa
04-27-2015, 11:07 AM
I was visiting a club in Austin, talking with some other dancers when one girl started her stage set. This girl acted like she was trying to do the robot. She had a completely blank face the entire time, and at one point she got on the floor and just lifted her legs, perfectly straight, still nothing remotely sexy. I thought it was a joke until the other dancers told me she'd been dancing like that for almost 10 years. And she still makes money!
chloe25
06-14-2015, 09:22 AM
I was working at a top club in Melbourne and took one of the club regulars for a dance.. Halfway through the first song I was doing a sexy squat-like kind of move, and as I shimmied down to the ground I accidentally let out a big fart! Oh my god.. I was mortified and tried to blow it away. I kept on dancing and the customer would have definitely smelt it, I could smell it. Neither of us said anything tho! Needless to say, I couldn't wait for the dance to finish. This was 5 years ago and I still see this particular regular sometimes at the current club I work at. I politely say hello but I've never tried to hustle him since I farted on him!
MelissaRenee
06-14-2015, 08:21 PM
A new girl at the first club I worked at took off her panties on stage but left her bra on for the whole set. It was the most bizarre thing and I remember I couldn't stop myself laughing. Maybe she was self conscious about scars or something so I did feel a bit bad but even still...it just looked so bizarre!
My first time ever on stage I took off my shoes -.- eeeeeep.
SuperJa
06-15-2015, 05:45 PM
Where to begin...
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I didn't personally witness this one, as it was before my time, but a customer told me he hadn't been to the club since he was 18 because they had gone their for his birthday and he had been traumatized. This drugged out stripper walked up gnawing on a chicken bone and asked him if he wanted to dance, and of course his buddies decided "this is the one we buy dances off of" and he said he was stuck with her for like 5 songs and she kept gnawing on this chicken bone the whole time and he thought he was going to die
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Walked into the DR and a dancer was out of her mind on something and had one of her white shoes come off. She was trying to put a white plastic coat hanger on her foot, very intensely, and kept getting more and more frustrated as it continued to not fit.
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Overheard a (very overweight) dancer who I can't believe still bothers showing up, be asked by a customer how many dances she does on a typical night. (She's been there for a month or so at this point). She replies "oh, sometimes 1, tonight is my best night ever! I might even hit 20 if you buy enough!". Keep in mind we keep $12 per dance and she has to pay $14 in cab fare every night.
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Did a double dance for a bachelor with a girl who was totally wrecked on G. She kept yelling "happy birthday!!!" at him and he kept being like "it's not my birthday..." Then I would tell her, "he's the bachelor" and she'd be like "ohhhhh" and then 30 seconds later yell "Happy birthday!!!!" at him again.
Did a couple songs and she keeps saying random dance numbers and costs so I just grabbed the guy and was like, "we'll go downstairs and your friends can pay me there." Came back upstairs to give her half and she was rolling around on the floor trying to get her outfit back on. Left her money with the vip room bouncer and let him babysit her.
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Sitting with some customers, one asks "Does this club have an amateur night?"
*homeless looking girl on stage walking around barefoot*
"God no, every night here is fucking amateur night"
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I work in an area where the only allowed contact in the bar portion of clubs is "a business-like handshake".
At one club, a girl from (i'm guessing somewhere out east?) got handed some money to do a dance for a bachelor. So she grabs him by the balls to drag him off to the dance area.
Unfortunately she grabbed the wrong guy and on top of this it turned out he was an undercover from the liquor board. Massive fine for her.
Club apparently dodged anything by saying that because she was a freelancer, it wasn't one of their girls and their girls know better.