View Full Version : What the fuck is wrong with strippers these days?
Richard_Head
10-29-2006, 01:04 AM
Let me guess, night shift at Bourbon Street. Am I right or am I right?Good guess, only visit number 1 was Boubon Street though, visit 2 was at Hi-Liter, visit 3 was at Skin.
mr_punk
10-29-2006, 05:21 AM
Last three visits:<snip>. No doubt they all went home complaining that there was no money to be made. It's all about working smarter ladies.perhaps, sc club should hire a corporate life coach to guide their less efficient strippers. i think one of those guys from the documentary "American Pimp" would be suitable for the job. after all, they have plenty of managerial sales experience in the sex industry. so, the next time a stripper fails to notice an obvious sale, etc. the life coach would enter and provide gentle and sensitive instruction to correct the mistake: "stupid biatches! why are you three ho's hanging out around the bar! biatch! didn't that trick...uh..customer just tip you on stage? now, go back over there and see if he wants a dance. the rest of you biatches start working the stroll..er..floor. now, the next time i see a ho sitting on her ass. i'm going to get out the pimp stick and start beating you biatches down.".
word of the day from the urban dictionary (http://www.urbandictionary.com): pimp stick - A wire coat hanger that is straightened out and then folded over on itself several times. it is a device used to beat a ho or a stripper.
GenWar
10-29-2006, 06:46 AM
QUOTE=Richard_Head:
Last three visits:
Visit 1: See new dancer on stage who is fucking gorgeous, I head up to the stage to tip her, while there I ask her if she could stop by and dance for me, get an affirmative from her, she asks where I'm sitting, I clearly let her know. I never see her again:-\.
Visit 2: See an attractive dancer on stage, head up to tip her, she asks me if I would like her to stop by and dance for me when she gets off stage, I tell her yes, she asks where I'm sitting, I clearly tell her. She never stops by instead choosing to work the floor:-\.
Visit 3: See an attractive dancer on stage, head up to tip her, didn't bother asking her to come over to my table this time but if she did I would buy dances. She gets off stage and approaches many of the people around me who did not tip her, she get's no dances, walks right on by me several times without even looking my direction:-\.
No doubt they all went home complaining that there was no money to be made. It's all about working smarter ladies.
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Three for three? In P-hoe-nix? I can't believe it. Really, I can't believe it. My impression of Phoenix clubs in my few visits has been...the girls who do not work and work hard, quite simply, starve in a very short period of time.
Sure it wasn't something on you, RH? Creepy vibe or weird smell or something? Did you spend the day cleaning fish? Or eating strange Thai fruits? Were you wearing a raincoat, plastic cargo pants, little-kid style galoshes and nothing else? I dunno...that is a particularly bad streak of luck. Sorry dude. :(
SC_dude
10-29-2006, 07:37 AM
that's messed up. i once went an entire night unable to get a single lap dance. i have never been back to the men's club.
xdamage
10-29-2006, 07:54 AM
Don't know. Like I said I haven't yet been to a club where the strippers don't want to give dances, and more the opposite, you don't dare make eye contact with them unless you like being hustled. OTOH my SC trips have been mostly limited to Las Vegas clubs recently. Take your money some place where they want it.
Richard_Head
10-29-2006, 08:22 AM
Sure it wasn't something on you, RH? Creepy vibe or weird smell or something? Well, I do have kind of a creepy vibe and I have stopped showering, that must be it :-\.
doc-catfish
10-29-2006, 08:49 AM
Damn RH, sounds like my time in Minneapolis. :banghead:
You know what sucks worse than having a dancer you want to buy dances losing you in the fog for no understandable reason? When on top of that, the only dancers who ask you for dances are the club fuglies.
Ever wonder sometimes if these dancers see us being forward and upfront about wanting to buy dances, and perhaps suspect that we're undercover vice. I mean, if the gal doesn't know us, it is entirely plausible.
:shrug:
Mastridonicus
10-29-2006, 02:57 PM
Fuck that noise. I can watch, but in the club all I ask for is an approach. You will not have to ask for much else.
I'll approach you in front of your grandmother and ask you to dinner in the mall on a sunday, but in the club, I just ask that she come to me. Granted I don't bitch if that doesn't happen either.
I need to go chill with Cas. We need to hit up some clubs together... seems like him and I HAVE TO BRING the party to have a good time where him and I went.
I'm not bitter, but I just like not being a salesman in the club. I don't like to sell that I am worth spending your time with me, all I ask is you give me one approach and decide for yourself.
dlabtot
10-29-2006, 07:08 PM
I dunno, it seems like I almost always have to ask, lately.... maybe I am just too much friends with the girls, so they forget to hustle me? in a way it is a hassle having to ask, but at least I don't have to say 'no' a lot....
kdogg247
10-30-2006, 08:19 AM
I went to the club last night and I couldn't give money away. :confused:
Twin Tattoo
10-30-2006, 01:46 PM
Sorry, but there is a real simple solution for the original complaint that started this thread. Use the waitress.
When I go into a club, I don't sit up at the stage but look for a nice place to receive a lap dance. The waitress then comes over and I talk to her as she takes my drink order. I tell her that I will wave to her when I want her to fetch me a dancer and will tip her for her efforts. In clubs where the dancers hustle, I rarely wave over the waitress as the dancers are coming to me. In the clubs where the dancers are not, I look for a dancer that I would like to receive a LD from, wave over the waitress, tip her as I tell her who I want, and I have never not had the dancer then eagerly hop over to make some money.
When I go with groups (which is what I only do these days), I tell the guys as we head there how I do clubs. Never have I had a group that didn't think my approach was the way to do it. For some of the guys in the group that feel uncomfortable talking to the waitress, I volunteer to do the talking. Some groups have designated me the only one that talks to the waitress. They make their requests to me, they give me the money to tip the waitress, I wave over the waitress, pass along the request with the tip, and she gets the desired dancers and tells them which guys in my group to approach.
When I was still a marketing consultant, I did the same thing when I took in business groups. These business groups normally were meeting for at least two days to negotiate a major contract. I brought them to the club to loose them up and get them all happy and friendly. When I flew into a city I didn't know very well, I fly in a couple days early to check out the clubs, pick the best one, and then talk to the club manager about my game plan. Never did I have a club manager not eagerly court me when they heard what I was planning. They would tell me who was their best waitress, reschedule her for that night, and commonly reschedule their best dancers to come in that night for my group. Saying the waitress wasn't currently working at the club while I was there talking to the manager, I would then schedule to meet with her on her next shift or talked to her over the manager's cellphone after he's called her for me. I then simply told her my game plan. Then when I brought in the group for some "spontaneous" fun, everything was set. The key to the whole thing was the waitress.
So use the waitress. You do and you'll never again experience the trouble that OC and others have mentioned in this thread that they've had at clubs. ;)