View Full Version : Stripper Outfit Hall of Shame
austinatalie
06-28-2007, 12:36 AM
http://howcool.com/catalog/popup-images/HB-4-302.jpg
Now THIS....I just don't get??? /:O
i was scrolling down looking at this dress and thinking 'aw, its not that bad...' then i got to the bottom and was like woah... jeez. lol
^Seriously!!! Do you know how ridiculous that would look if somebody was actually walking around in that thing at my club??? I would seriously go up to the girl and be like, "Honey...can I grab you a pair of scissors???" :D
I think that's why I do not make good money, maybe I need that under/over head band :S
Susan-Va
06-28-2007, 06:22 AM
I'm beginning to think that How Cool really needs to change their name.
Lola Rose
06-28-2007, 09:16 AM
ya.... to How Lame
Kali Doom
06-28-2007, 10:10 AM
http://howcool.com/catalog/popup-images/HB-4-302.jpg
Now THIS....I just don't get??? /:O
Watching someone in heels trying to get in and out of this dress may be the funniest visual ever.
cinammonkisses
06-28-2007, 10:58 AM
I still totally want it for a shoot. Maybe with a gun and some hot boots. I dunno. Space hooker spy maybe?
Want me to give you mine? I've never worn it, still new w/ tags. I think it woudln't have a better home than with you. Lemme know :)
maximvsv
06-28-2007, 11:13 AM
I still totally want it for a shoot. Maybe with a gun and some hot boots. I dunno. Space hooker spy maybe?
Want me to give you mine? I've never worn it, still new w/ tags. I think it woudln't have a better home than with you. Lemme know :)
I'd really like to see this come to be.
cinammonkisses
06-28-2007, 11:14 AM
You better. I up for some sexy CK dress pics. ;)I don't have the balls to rock that kinda dress myself. It would not rock on me.
Oooh anything for you my sexy lil caramel latte :D If you're lucky I may even through in some nudie pix.
Roulette
06-28-2007, 12:38 PM
^^^ ooooo make with the pix!!! :yes: :goodvibes :propeller
cinammonkisses
06-28-2007, 12:39 PM
Ok, not so much the outfit is so bad but ummmm somebody PLEASE get this girl a better wig. She makes me sad :'(
http://www.verylildre.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/truepinktube.jpg
Roulette
06-28-2007, 12:54 PM
^^^ true that!! oh my god girl I saw this wig on this woman in the fabric store... it made my eyes bleed it was so horrible!!
PaigeDWinter
06-28-2007, 04:24 PM
Whilst hunting for a skirt I want (see my BB post) I found something that confounds me.
http://www.lalalingerie.com/prodimages/la81116.jpg
I really hope there is a simple way to get that off.... and the But Why?? factor is just so up there.
Heaven777
06-28-2007, 07:11 PM
Paige...there's no clips on the top/bottom!? /\/\/\
WTF?
PaigeDWinter
06-28-2007, 10:37 PM
Someone channeled the '80s again...
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/41U%2BFIG%2BwhL._SS400_.jpg
Chains for no reason?
http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/spicylingeriestore_1953_408610470
Someone channeled the '80s again...
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/41U%2BFIG%2BwhL._SS400_.jpg
LMAO!!! Hey! All she's missing is the headband to complete the look! :D
cameron_keys
06-29-2007, 11:08 AM
Whilst hunting for a skirt I want (see my BB post) I found something that confounds me.
http://www.lalalingerie.com/prodimages/la81116.jpg
I really hope there is a simple way to get that off.... and the But Why?? factor is just so up there.
I think it's basically a one-piece and would come off that way.
Wierd, but not mearly as bad as I've seen. This would barely reister a blip on my odd-o-meter if i saw someone wearing it.
Taylorlila
06-29-2007, 11:11 AM
it's cute without the lil strappy things.
TigersMilk
06-29-2007, 03:50 PM
"Let's get physical physical...let's physical physical..."
That orange outfit. Ew Gawd no.
redhothoney
06-29-2007, 03:51 PM
[QUOTE=PaigeDWinter;1126882]Someone channeled the '80s again...
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/41U%2BFIG%2BwhL._SS400_.jpg
Hey I like that outfit! lol the skirt will make my butt look bigger and my hips look smaller. Forget the yellow sleeve things though... Where can i buy it lol?
PleasureVictim
07-02-2007, 06:32 AM
http://img.auctiva.com/imgdata/3/0/9/3/8/1/webimg/56426402_o.jpg
maximvsv
07-02-2007, 06:53 AM
http://img.auctiva.com/imgdata/3/0/9/3/8/1/webimg/56426402_o.jpg
What? No sword?
Kali Doom
07-02-2007, 09:39 AM
What? No sword?
hahah! My asscrack hurts just looking at that thing.
Roulette
07-02-2007, 01:23 PM
What? No sword?
nah dawg, she's got a mase in each hand they're behind her head where you cant see them.
What? No sword?
Exactly! I am Xena...Warrior Princess! :P
Joplin
07-03-2007, 07:05 AM
http://www.attractivewear.net/pc/Sh-96704/li/Sexy+fluffy+marabou+feather+2pc+set+with+open+bust +top+and+open+crotch+g-string..html
??? aha that just awkward
cant tell if its showing up but heres the link>>
Kali Doom
07-03-2007, 12:43 PM
http://www.attractivewear.net/pc/Sh-96704/li/Sexy+fluffy+marabou+feather+2pc+set+with+open+bust +top+and+open+crotch+g-string..html
??? aha that just awkward
cant tell if its showing up but heres the link>> http://www.attractivewear.net/pc/Sh-96704/li/Sexy+fluffy+marabou+feather+2pc+set+with+open+bust +top+and+open+crotch+g-string..html
That model in the black and red is totally what Avril Lavigne is going to look like in 20 years.
kitana
07-03-2007, 10:26 PM
http://img.auctiva.com/imgdata/3/0/9/3/8/1/webimg/56426402_o.jpg
I guess I am wierd, but I think that is hot as fuck!!!
I would totally rock it with a pair of super tall black spike boots and go all bad ass for a set, ya know?!
Lysondra
07-03-2007, 10:29 PM
^ I thought it was hot until I realized there was a buckle on the fricken crotch. OWWWWW
PaigeDWinter
07-03-2007, 10:31 PM
^ I thought it was hot until I realized there was a buckle on the fricken crotch. OWWWWW
I'd wear the to. I'm not diggin the skirt....thing.
rdwwet
07-03-2007, 10:36 PM
yea the top is really sexy but the thong looks painful in the back!
Lysondra
07-03-2007, 10:42 PM
^Looks painful in the front, too!
PaigeDWinter
07-03-2007, 10:54 PM
Not to mention that a square thong = not flattering on any ass.
jaizaine
07-03-2007, 10:56 PM
^^^
warning threadjack, Paige your new avatar is drool-worthy.
PaigeDWinter
07-03-2007, 11:00 PM
^^^
warning threadjack, Paige your new avatar is drool-worthy.
:blush:
ExtacyInDaytona
07-11-2007, 11:20 PM
http://www.sharklounge.com/sharks/displayimage.php?album=169&pos=64
What the hell was this girl thinking!!!! there are other shots of it on the page do people think you can really make an out fit out of anything?
Lysondra
07-11-2007, 11:21 PM
^ Ahahaha I like how everyone is turned away from her.
PaigeDWinter
07-11-2007, 11:28 PM
http://www.sharklounge.com/sharks/displayimage.php?album=169&pos=64
What the hell was this girl thinking!!!! there are other shots of it on the page do people think you can really make an out fit out of anything?
I was gonna audition there a while back!
See now, if she pulled that shit up properly on her ass, it'd be cute. I've actually seen that style wrap look awesome on some chicks. I wanna try it on mah booty, personally...
ExtacyInDaytona
07-11-2007, 11:28 PM
ahahaha I love how some people post things who have nothing to do with the thread! I love even more that someone who is no more than a screenname to people can make a few posts and get so much hatred from perfect strangers!
ExtacyInDaytona
07-11-2007, 11:30 PM
I was gonna audition there a while back!
See now, if she pulled that shit up properly on her ass, it'd be cute. I've actually seen that style wrap look awesome on some chicks. I wanna try it on mah booty, personally...
Im talking about the way its like tied in a knot in the front it looks cute as hell on top but that knot of material looks hidious!
PaigeDWinter
07-11-2007, 11:31 PM
Im talking about the way its like tied in a knot in the front it looks cute as hell on top but that knot of material looks hidious!
Yeah, yer right. The knot is so badly placed. And huge. And hard-on like.
ExtacyInDaytona
07-11-2007, 11:31 PM
[quote=PaigeDWinter;1138486]I was gonna audition there a while back!
quote]
LMFAO!
needtodance
07-12-2007, 12:39 PM
Ho.Ly. Fuck.
THat doesnt even look GOOD let alone comfy!
*cries*
cameron_keys
07-12-2007, 12:43 PM
Ho.Ly. Fuck.
THat doesnt even look GOOD let alone comfy!
*cries*
WTF?? Stringless? SO..You glue it to your crotch??
sxybrat07
07-12-2007, 12:43 PM
^^^ WTF??? That is the ugliest thing I've ever seen. WHYYYYYYY?????
i.breathe.in
07-12-2007, 12:43 PM
ewww its like a pad!!!!
needtodance
07-12-2007, 12:45 PM
WTF?? Stringless? SO..You glue it to your crotch??
It looks like its WIRED to hold the shape. I wonder if it falls off when you sit down, and bend it out a little.
And checck out the black one... it looks like pubic hair, adn the BACK VIEW... UCK... It looks like someone permanent markered her asscrack in!
Well, that's just ugly. Why? Why would you fashion something like that?
PleasureVictim
07-12-2007, 12:52 PM
I've seen a dancer wear that, it is a hard piece of wire inside that keeps it in place. When she walked around in it it stayed in place, but as she started dancing it fell down.
Very interesting....../:O
needtodance
07-12-2007, 12:58 PM
ZOMG you saw the alien pussy-leech clinging to a REAL dancers body! What was she THINKING?!