View Full Version : Stripper Outfit Hall of Shame
austinatalie
07-12-2007, 01:21 PM
uh what? nice razorburn and photoshop too, btw. what the crap is the point?
cameron_keys
07-12-2007, 01:29 PM
uh what? nice razorburn and photoshop too, btw. what the crap is the point?
AHhhhh..she's not anatomically correct!!
And yeah...is that supposed to be a frame for your razor burn...in case anyone missed it..here it is!
needtodance
07-12-2007, 01:32 PM
ay! OUCH!
That image will haunt my nightmares.
Its the evil barbie pussy! And yeah, NICE razorburn!
Laylas
07-12-2007, 03:29 PM
I bet these were created to be worn with dresses/pants that have open sides. So it would look like you weren't wearing panties, when in fact you are wearing....a posable maxipad? I'd rather go commando....
Lysondra
07-12-2007, 03:32 PM
^ And be accused of being Paris Hilton!? NO WAY! :P
TigersMilk
07-12-2007, 03:34 PM
WTF was that maxi pad lookin thing? The backside looks even dumber! OMG what a dumbass idea for a stripper outfit. I don't think even some of our most wacky dressing members would wear that thing?
PaigeDWinter
07-12-2007, 03:35 PM
I guess this was the last resort? I mean we had those thongs with the clear plastic straps for a while, but the straps often glow under blacklight, so the "strapless" look was flawed.
It's still damned funny. Pad thong. Too hysterical.
PleasureVictim
07-12-2007, 03:49 PM
ZOMG you saw the alien pussy-leech clinging to a REAL dancers body! What was she THINKING?!
Lol yup- I guess she just wanted to be different or first I guess. It was surprising because she usually has the best outfits.
They are calling it the 'C-string'. Here is an article. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=458818&in_page_id=1879
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06_01/underwear1DM_228x771.jpg
ViolaStrings
07-12-2007, 04:16 PM
It's a snap bracelet for your vajayjay!
Jessica Lords
07-12-2007, 04:55 PM
^ LOL!!! Now thats funny!
immapixie
07-12-2007, 05:11 PM
It's a snap bracelet for your vajayjay!
omg! lol!
Flick6
07-12-2007, 06:30 PM
These would be nice to wear, If your planning to marie someone in Vagas:-*
Lysondra
07-12-2007, 09:03 PM
Lol yup- I guess she just wanted to be different or first I guess. It was surprising because she usually has the best outfits.
They are calling it the 'C-string'. Here is an article. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=458818&in_page_id=1879
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/06_01/underwear1DM_228x771.jpg
or be sick at the sight of his wife looking like a lapdancer at 7am.
What a nice lady.
austinatalie
07-12-2007, 10:10 PM
It's a snap bracelet for your vajayjay!
OMG can i put this in my siggy?
ViolaStrings
07-12-2007, 10:17 PM
OMG can i put this in my siggy?
Go for it! I love being quoted ;D
austinatalie
07-12-2007, 10:37 PM
thank you.
PaigeDWinter
07-13-2007, 02:13 AM
Knowing my luck, these have been posted and the pics are just not showing up for me... oops.
http://www.sexycreations.com/readpic.php?type=3&id=10811
http://www.sexycreations.com/readpic.php?type=3&id=7910
I admit that I own some Hey Baby clothing, but I personally don't think it's too bad. It's a pants set with kinda plainish cut pants, with a few rings & holes on the side in the hips area.... a matching tankish style top. Its in shades of olive and black, that blend into each other... with lil dots of almost puff paint stuff on them in a snake pattern, but only in certain spots. Not too busy. Not too bright. I like it, actually. I couldn't find it on any sites to show ya though.
[edit] Make that 2 outfits. I forgot I have this skirt thing. I bought it offa a shor(er than I am) girl who was wearing it as a dress. I bought it and the top that it came with. Its a long, pencil skirt with large holes on the hips, all trimmed in gold fabric. The main fabric is black with lil chips of oil-slick-ish puff paint. I like it, honestly. Its fun.
Knowing my luck, these have been posted and the pics are just not showing up for me... oops.
http://www.sexycreations.com/readpic.php?type=3&id=10811
What is up with that pose??? /:O
cameron_keys
07-13-2007, 08:17 AM
http://www.sexycreations.com/readpic.php?type=3&id=7910
Survivor:Strip Club....
PaigeDWinter
07-13-2007, 08:34 AM
Imma be a brave bitch now and show off my OWN outfit that should be in the Hall Of Shame. I bought it off of a pal I used to dance with. First pink anything you'd ever see me in. It went PERFECT with hair band rock and the dudes in the 25 - 45 year old age range ate it up. I made sick tips with this, as scary lookin as it is...
The pictures are way shitty, and I no longer have the outfit to take new pics. It was a pair of pants with buckles on the thighs, and a buckled tank top.
http://www.paigedwinter.com/albums/album12/dlr2.jpg
http://www.paigedwinter.com/albums/album12/dlr3.jpg
http://www.paigedwinter.com/albums/album12/dlr3.jpg
PAIGEBewbs! Paigebewbs could never be a fasion don't.
Casey4Now
07-13-2007, 11:53 AM
^^ Paige, I have the exact same tattoo on my hand. Yours looks alot better however, it may just be the view.....Ohhh bewbies.............
Roulette
07-13-2007, 01:24 PM
Paige I have a feeling you could rock a jock strap. You are hotness.
PaigeDWinter
07-13-2007, 04:19 PM
Paige I have a feeling you could rock a jock strap. You are hotness.
Wellll..... Back when I did drag shows.... *cough*
Habinairo
07-19-2007, 06:44 PM
Okay I am so laughed out right now, but here's one!! http://www.sharklounge.com/sharks/displayimage.php?album=169&pos=119
ViolaStrings
07-19-2007, 07:07 PM
Okay I am so laughed out right now, but here's one!!
oh god! my eyes!
exotic0690
07-19-2007, 10:48 PM
bright.. but i find that color looks hot under the black lights etc..
PaigeDWinter
07-19-2007, 11:09 PM
The mannequin's legs have exploded with silly string?
http://i9.ebayimg.com/07/i/000/84/ee/2ab5_1.JPG (http://cgi.ebay.com/STRIPPER-CLOTHES-CLUBWEAR-SEXY-RING-2PC-W-GARTINIS-LIM_W0QQitemZ150142423201QQihZ005QQcategoryZ4844QQ rdZ1QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting)
So we get a bikini with a hood? AND weird floating pant pieces? Nice. No, no not really....
http://i23.ebayimg.com/05/i/06/f8/9f/2c_1.JPG (http://cgi.ebay.com/STRIPPER-CLOTHES-CLUBWEAR-ATHLETIC-MESH-HOODY-3PC-SET_W0QQitemZ150142961059QQihZ005QQcategoryZ4844QQ rdZ1QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting)
I think that what bothers me more than the outfit itself is that a pink/peach outfit with BLACK trim was accessorised with WHITE shoes.
http://i6.ebayimg.com/04/i/000/a8/ec/6627_1_sbl.JPG (http://cgi.ebay.com/3pc-halter-thong-Pants-exotic-dancer-stripper-UV-GLOW_W0QQitemZ330144688362QQihZ014QQcategoryZ45279 QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting)
Um... what? Homeless ballerina is in style?
http://i2.ebayimg.com/01/i/08/f5/a9/a6_1.JPG (http://cgi.ebay.com/SEXY-BODY-LINGERE-EXOTIC-DANCER-STRIPPER-LINGERIE-599_W0QQitemZ290139263661QQihZ019QQcategoryZ4844QQ rdZ1QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting)
scarlett_vancouver
07-19-2007, 11:27 PM
Okay I am so laughed out right now, but here's one!! http://www.sharklounge.com/sharks/displayimage.php?album=169&pos=119
The yellow outfit?? I really like it!
PaigeDWinter
07-19-2007, 11:58 PM
The yellow outfit?? I really like it!
Yeah. Yellow on my skin looks like ass, but gimmie that in neon green or white and Imma rock it.
austinatalie
07-20-2007, 01:52 AM
those homeless ballerina things are the nasties hosiery i've ever seen sold as new!
Lysondra
07-20-2007, 06:52 PM
http://www.sharklounge.com/sharks/displayimage.php?album=169&pos=121 This one is better. ONE stocking, and her thigh is too thick for it, so she looks like a sausage. :P
^Okay...now what is the point of wearing just ONE damn stocking/strings on the leg!? Also...yeah...if your thighs and legs are thick, ya may not want to tie them so tightly.
PrettyCurlieQ
07-21-2007, 04:14 PM
That's weird, I've never seen a girl do that!
Susan-Va
07-21-2007, 08:35 PM
^Okay...now what is the point of wearing just ONE damn stocking/strings on the leg!? Also...yeah...if your thighs and legs are thick, ya may not want to tie them so tightly.
Girls around Va do that all the time. Personally, I don't like them whether you have them on one leg or both. And it's always the thicker girls who waer them. So not attractive.
Roulette
07-21-2007, 09:05 PM
Uhm... I wear just one and def do not have thick legs at all. I like them. I would rather wear one wrap on one leg than two dif colored garters... which I've seen girls do and it just looks yucky, imo.
Girls around Va do that all the time. Personally, I don't like them whether you have them on one leg or both. And it's always the thicker girls who waer them. So not attractive.
I'm tall and leggy. I LOVE my strings. :P
miss marina
07-21-2007, 11:39 PM
lmao @ that. i met her before. it does look stupid.
scarlett_vancouver
07-22-2007, 01:53 AM
I don't like the string thing...glad it hasn't migrated up here. Is it fashion of function (to hold more bills)?
Lysondra
07-22-2007, 01:53 AM
They looks fabulous on the same type of girls that can wear skinny jeans.
Unfortunately most of the girls that wear them can't pull off those either, including me.
Asurfael
07-22-2007, 05:10 AM
I'd totally wear the yellow outfit if it came in pink.
Uhm... I wear just one and def do not have thick legs at all. I like them. I would rather wear one wrap on one leg than two dif colored garters... which I've seen girls do and it just looks yucky, imo.
Me sorry, Roulette. I've just never seen it before. ;)
Susan-Va
07-22-2007, 06:07 AM
Uhm... I wear just one and def do not have thick legs at all. I like them. I would rather wear one wrap on one leg than two dif colored garters... which I've seen girls do and it just looks yucky, imo.
I'm tall and leggy. I LOVE my strings. :P
The first girl I saw wearing one had really nice legs, the wrap matched her outfit, it looked good. Even then i knew it wasn't my style. Now everyone is wearing them, most wearing two, usually not matching and with legs that can't carry the look off.
On the two different colored garters thing, alot of girls here were two garters (sometimes matching, sometimes not) right up under their butt cheek, they claim it makes their butt stand up. huh?
kylie3183
07-22-2007, 08:25 AM
I think the garter thing just helps to define your butt a little. It only works though if you have nice legs and a nice butt too though.
The first girl I saw wearing one had really nice legs, the wrap matched her outfit, it looked good.
I'm a matchaholic. I always match my strings to the outfit I am wearing. I also wear a matching garter with the whole outfit. But yeah... I know whatcha mean, I don't like it when the strings don't match the outfit, either. Like if a girl is wearing black and she ties on bright neon green strings. Me no likey.
Roulette
07-23-2007, 11:33 AM
The first girl I saw wearing one had really nice legs, the wrap matched her outfit, it looked good. Even then i knew it wasn't my style. Now everyone is wearing them, most wearing two, usually not matching and with legs that can't carry the look off.
On the two different colored garters thing, alot of girls here were two garters (sometimes matching, sometimes not) right up under their butt cheek, they claim it makes their butt stand up. huh?
My strings are black as are almost all or my outfits, no matter what it matches what I'm wearing... And as for the defining the butt thing I think that shit only looks good one a very muscular person. Almost all the girls I work with wear their garters up under their ass cheek and all it does is either get hidden under their ass or make it look like it's squeezing the fat on their upper thigh, or both. There's one girl I work with who wears two and you literally cannot see them because her ass hangs over them... I wear mine mid thigh so it doesnt pinch into my leg at all.
PaigeDWinter
07-23-2007, 12:20 PM
I have the strings! I like to think that they look on on me... despite my lack of Thin Legs. I don't wear 'em as much as I used to... but sometimes!
Roulette
07-23-2007, 12:25 PM
oh good god...
http://i16.ebayimg.com/01/i/000/8c/cf/2b84_1_sbl.JPG
why? whhhhhyyyyyyyy?
oh good god...
http://i16.ebayimg.com/01/i/000/8c/cf/2b84_1_sbl.JPG
why? whhhhhyyyyyyyy?
Where the HELL did you find this one??? :O
cameron_keys
07-23-2007, 03:22 PM
oh good god...
http://i16.ebayimg.com/01/i/000/8c/cf/2b84_1_sbl.JPG
why? whhhhhyyyyyyyy?
Is it horrible that I think that woudl be awesome for a Xena warrior princess type feature show??? (with black heels, and only if it is faux fur of course!!LOL)