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Mily
07-23-2007, 03:27 PM
I love the faux fur...but who would've thought to mix it with Xena's attire? :P

Lysondra
07-23-2007, 04:30 PM
I remember that one being sold on ebay. It's real fur and intended for a showgirl. Doesn't make it GOOD, though.

nekogirl
07-23-2007, 06:28 PM
The strings thing... I wear them occasionally, they always match, and 90% of the time I bank in them. Custies like them... but I can see if they ain't everyone's cup of tea.

Oh, and...

http://www.spicecloset.com/images/products/100121_376.jpg

http://www.spicecloset.com/images/products/100121_376.jpg

Lysondra
07-23-2007, 06:55 PM
^ I just wanna know who picked that hairstyle... D:

maximvsv
07-23-2007, 07:13 PM
oh good god...

http://i16.ebayimg.com/01/i/000/8c/cf/2b84_1_sbl.JPG

why? whhhhhyyyyyyyy?


I think I saw this in an original series Star Trek episode.

nekogirl
07-23-2007, 09:18 PM
^ I just wanna know who picked that hairstyle... D:

Damn... she has hair? Failed to notice! :O

But now that you mention... that is pretty damn lame.

nekogirl
07-23-2007, 09:29 PM
http://www.pizazz5thave.com/Dreamgirl/4257.jpg

http://www.pizazz5thave.com/Dreamgirl/4257.jpg

Besides the obvious offense of making a stripper outfit with... cards...why the cuffs???? Why the tie??? Just... why period?

Lysondra
07-23-2007, 09:31 PM
Why does she have no nipples?!

nekogirl
07-23-2007, 09:41 PM
Bottoming out? That's what I thought!

miss marina
07-23-2007, 09:53 PM
shit..i think her hair is kinda cute like that lol..but yah no nipple weirdness and that outfit would fall apart in a second probably leave a trail of cards all over lol..

Susan-Va
07-24-2007, 07:03 AM
Why does she have no nipples?!

Dreamgirl and a lot of other vendors airbrush them out in their catalogs. It's just to weird for me.

Asurfael
07-24-2007, 07:21 AM
Yea they've been airbrushed out, you can sorta see where they used to be though.

reese_x_c
07-24-2007, 02:09 PM
This reminds me of an aerobics outfit or something

cameron_keys
07-24-2007, 06:20 PM
http://www.pizazz5thave.com/Dreamgirl/4257.jpg



Besides the obvious offense of making a stripper outfit with... cards...why the cuffs???? Why the tie??? Just... why period?

OK..girl at work today was wearing this!! I could NOT stop laughing!! OT be fair though..it was Texas Hold Em night and she was dealing, so it fit better...but still..it looked hideous!

Lysondra
07-24-2007, 06:22 PM
This reminds me of an aerobics outfit or something

I can actually totally see that working for Indy.

Pretty_Penny
07-25-2007, 10:01 AM
http://i16.ebayimg.com/01/i/000/8c/cf/2b84_1_sbl.JPG

^ haha.. i would wear it! i would totally wear that for costume day. i would probably not wear the leg things though (since the "knee pads" comments would drive me nutz"). i'd just wear black boots instead.

rozz
07-25-2007, 10:31 AM
http://www.pizazz5thave.com/Dreamgirl/4257.jpg



Besides the obvious offense of making a stripper outfit with... cards...why the cuffs???? Why the tie??? Just... why period?

Who stole her nipples? /:O

Katrine
07-25-2007, 10:33 AM
It could work for a cards night, but I'd prefer something with a bit more coverage. That is tacky.

Lola Rose
07-25-2007, 11:20 AM
It's sick how much I'm intrigured by that card deal-ie ( hehe.... )

(that was a lame joke)

but really. this guy I used to date was a poker fiend.... I wish I had his email, I think he'd die!!!

austinatalie
07-25-2007, 12:04 PM
are the cards removable? she looks like she has pulled one off. and her nipples are photoshopped out, for sure.

Asurfael
07-25-2007, 12:12 PM
This reminds me of an aerobics outfit or something

I love that racer outfit :)

reese_x_c
07-25-2007, 02:10 PM
I just thought it looked more fitnessy....yea not a word but its all good...like what you could wear at a fitness comp. or something

nekogirl
07-26-2007, 04:16 PM
are the cards removable? she looks like she has pulled one off. and her nipples are photoshopped out, for sure.

I think so... looks to be velcro'ed

PaigeDWinter
07-26-2007, 08:38 PM
I saw a One Leg Wrappy String Thing thing tonight. Well, one and a half. One girl sported it, and another sported it too... but on her ARM.

Alaska
07-26-2007, 08:39 PM
^^^ images of orthadox Judiaism abound.

HAHA--ABOUND! didn't mean it I swear

Heaven777
07-26-2007, 11:29 PM
OMFG!!

What happened to Rainbow Brite!? I guess she just had to get her hot blonde ass off the pony and onto the pole :P

http://www.mystiesplace.com/pages/rainbow/brite.gif

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h94/HeavenlyJumper/rainbowbrite.jpg

PaigeDWinter
07-26-2007, 11:37 PM
^^^^ I've seen ONE girl pull off the Rainbow Brite outfit well. But she was always great with the cute, fairy, ultra girlie stuff.

Mily
07-26-2007, 11:55 PM
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/Exlarge/261001.JPG

Okay...it looks like this chick's got a tiny, little penis poking out of a huge batch of fluffy red pubic hair. :O

Mily
07-26-2007, 11:57 PM
...And this outfit just cracks me up period....:P

http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/Exlarge/7332845A.JPG

PleasureVictim
07-27-2007, 02:29 AM
^^^ In your dreams buddy.

Lysondra
07-27-2007, 06:26 AM
They photoshopped his ARMPIT... wtf?

Habinairo
07-27-2007, 07:29 AM
I love the expression on his face. I think he himself is saying WTF??? Why?

rozz
07-27-2007, 07:31 AM
^^^ Yeah, I noticed that, too. Trying to give him more of a V-taper?

Kay Licious
07-27-2007, 02:29 PM
They photoshopped his ARMPIT... wtf?

Wow! What a BAD photoshop attempt to make him broader in the chest/shoulders!

Alaska
07-27-2007, 02:51 PM
The rainbow brite is so 90's rave chick to me! so 90's! hahaha!

rdwwet
07-27-2007, 05:58 PM
I would laugh so hard if i saw a guy dancer wearing that and they made his right forearm about the same size as mine...from his face u can tell he hates it

cameron_keys
07-27-2007, 11:48 PM
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/Exlarge/261001.JPG

Okay...it looks like this chick's got a tiny, little penis poking out of a huge batch of fluffy red pubic hair. :O

What?? I wore to to wal mart toninght....uptight bitchess....



(HA..I didnt even GO to wal wart becauase I dont need walls!!!gotcha110

(this is ging to be m drunk post sig snt it???craptastic.

Lysondra
07-28-2007, 12:17 AM
^You're Paris Hilton when you're drunk?!

PaigeDWinter
07-28-2007, 12:22 AM
^You're Paris Hilton when you're drunk?!



Yes she is. She and I are planning to make and "leak" a porn soon too.

Lysondra
07-28-2007, 12:23 AM
Just don't drive.... and if you do, don't forget the crack cocaine. I can disguise it in purple scented bath soaps if you want.

cameron_keys
07-28-2007, 07:00 AM
Oh dear....embarrasing drunk posts....hangs head in hungover shame

ViolaStrings
08-05-2007, 05:10 PM
http://www.fredericks.com/images/9/90913_86_itm_7300.jpg

I don't think I even need to say anything.

LilyLove
08-06-2007, 05:19 AM
http://www.pizazz5thave.com/Dreamgirl/4257.jpg

http://www.pizazz5thave.com/Dreamgirl/4257.jpg

Besides the obvious offense of making a stripper outfit with... cards...why the cuffs???? Why the tie??? Just... why period?

A girl who worked at my club for a decent amount of time and recently got fired for being a crazy bitch had this outfit. It looks even weirder in person, and it kinda freaked me out to see her nipples like, all the damn time, when I would glance over expecting to see a normal bra. I once asked her if she had some kind of theme to go with it, and she basically told me that she bought it cause it shows a lot of skin.

I'm pretty sure the cards aren't detachable, but really I dunno, I never tried pulling on them or anything!

LilyLove
08-06-2007, 05:21 AM
^ Oh yeah, and she totally rocked it with the weird miniature tie (but not the cuffs? Maybe cause she was too classy for that?). Anyway, that part freaked me out too, mainly because i thought it was weird how small it was... huh. Hall of shame material for sure.

bellasera
08-06-2007, 07:22 AM
What is with the feathers??

xxambyrrxx
08-06-2007, 07:51 AM
I don't even know where I found this... I am guessing this is an amateur or something that didn't have a real outift... but then again who knows!!

bellasera
08-06-2007, 07:55 AM
I don't even know where I found this... I am guessing this is an amateur or something that didn't have a real outift... but then again who knows!!

What is that? A big pillow case?

austinatalie
08-06-2007, 11:06 AM
LOL hi I'm brand new and I didn't have any outfit whatsoever so the club loaned me this tshirt that I tied over my boobs and some girl gave me her dingy old stretched out thong to wear! Would you like to be my first lapdance?

Asurfael
08-06-2007, 12:36 PM
Yea, a T-shirt tied like that, wtf?

scarlett_vancouver
08-06-2007, 03:54 PM
Sadness exists in Vancouver, because I've known of a girl to literally do that. But she also fashioned a thong out of another tshirt scrap.