View Full Version : Stripper Outfit Hall of Shame
Alaska
08-07-2007, 11:19 AM
I don't even know where I found this... I am guessing this is an amateur or something that didn't have a real outift... but then again who knows!!
Nice teeth.
^ waaaahhaha that's what I was thinking.
Among other things.
I don't even know where I found this... I am guessing this is an amateur or something that didn't have a real outift... but then again who knows!!
You've GOT to be kidding me! :D
michele_b
08-08-2007, 10:40 AM
http://howcool.com/catalog/popup-images/HB-4-143.jpg
CHA CHA CHA!!
http://howcool.com/catalog/popup-images/HB-4-223.jpg
^^^ donchya wanna wanna Fanta?!
http://howcool.com/catalog/popup-images/HB-4-286.jpg
There's a special place in hell for this... the material doesnt match up and the slits one in front and one in back?! I can't get down with that and the print by itself - I cant take it.
Oh yeah and this one... I just think it's too ugly for words... this style has always bothered me
http://howcool.com/catalog/popup-images/JV-9452.jpg
please tell me none of you ladies has ever considered wearing these...
I didn't really see any to the point of me actually laughing out loud, until I saw this blue one!!!!! OMG, I about died, please tell me no one ever wore that!!!!!!!!!!! I have seen the last one, the beige colored one and wouldn't wear it, but some people might could pull that off.
michele_b
08-08-2007, 10:45 AM
Awww...I actually like that one....it's fun and funky....
I'm with you, I like the funky one.
michele_b
08-08-2007, 11:54 AM
This is just horrific
What the fuck is on her head??:O
it's been shredded
I found a hypnotize one
OK, I cracked up!!!
Taylorlila
08-08-2007, 12:13 PM
[quote=BalletBaby;1114101]No Flirtcatalog nooooooo!
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/large/727162.JPG
Genie meets Plaidmonster???/:O
quote]
ok so the top might have been cute...but those pants...oh boy...
michele_b
08-08-2007, 12:27 PM
This poor dog, that's just wrong
Taylorlila
08-08-2007, 12:34 PM
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=Cat_Dancerz&Product_Code=DG-3918&Category_Code=_ED I Are Super Stripper!!!
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=Cat_Dancerz&Product_Code=DG-3991&Category_Code=_ED This is just a weird take on the schoolgirl look...
maximvsv
08-08-2007, 01:47 PM
What the fuck is on her head??:O
http://images2.amazingtails.com/LA-v5533.jpg
http://images2.amazingtails.com/LA-v5533.jpg
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/2/2a/Maleficent.jpg
RoseLeigh
08-08-2007, 02:25 PM
^^Ooooh, Malificent! I don't think rocking the hornhat would really work in a club though. :rotfl:
austinatalie
08-08-2007, 02:32 PM
OK, I cracked up!!!
LOL it's open at the tip!
I Are Super Stripper!!!
that looks kinda like Lindsay Lohan to me.
bellasera
08-08-2007, 02:33 PM
No offense intended to anyone but... I saw these for sale online
missfOxxy
08-08-2007, 03:41 PM
OMFG!!
What happened to Rainbow Brite!? I guess she just had to get her hot blonde ass off the pony and onto the pole :P
http://www.mystiesplace.com/pages/rainbow/brite.gif
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h94/HeavenlyJumper/rainbowbrite.jpg
i've seen it on someone from SW [won't say name] and she looked pretty in it.
scarlett_vancouver
08-08-2007, 06:31 PM
lol @ genie meets plaidmonster!
I like the super-stripper one, it's sexay
Dragonlexie
08-09-2007, 07:06 PM
lol this pictures are great i couldn't stop laughing...
Habinairo
08-10-2007, 06:02 AM
I found a hypnotize one
http://images2.amazingtails.com/EM-V5122.jpg
GAWD help me! I dome been hipmotized!
pinkpvc
08-10-2007, 06:33 AM
I don't even know where I found this... I am guessing this is an amateur or something that didn't have a real outift... but then again who knows!!
Theres one girl at my club who seriously wears outfits like this every night, and she boasts about making her own clothes.
She has a "dress" that is basically a sheet of fabric with a bit of string sewn to the top as a halterneck, it has no back. So really an apron with no waist tie.
Maybe if she would approach customers she could afford an outfit (I have never seen this girl speak to a customer, she gets 1 dance a night from someone who comes up and ask her. And she complains that I am stealing customers from her!)
PaigeDWinter
08-10-2007, 08:12 AM
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=Cat_Dancerz&Product_Code=DG-3918&Category_Code=_ED I Are Super Stripper!!!
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=Cat_Dancerz&Product_Code=DG-3991&Category_Code=_ED This is just a weird take on the schoolgirl look...
I've seen the first one on a few girls over the years, and if done right... it's rather smokin. Kinda the harem look with a touch of goddess to it. If it suits the person wearing it.
As for the second one? I've seen one.. .maybe two girls ever pull that one off real good. The bottoms don't suit many ass shapes/sizes at all.
http://images2.amazingtails.com/LA-v5533.jpg
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/2/2a/Maleficent.jpg
That's EXACTLY who I was thinking of!
*Cackles*
cameron_keys
08-10-2007, 09:05 PM
Ok..I dont have a pic, but dear god I wish I did. In fact, I've thought of bribing a guy with a camera phone to take one and email it to me JUST for this thread!
Theres a girl at my club who..EVERY time she works wears what can best be described as a HORRID prom/bridesmaid dress from the 50's(seriously HUGE teal tafetta/chiffon THING) with....a giant fur stole(really HUGE old striped thing). And she keeps the fur on during dances...WTF??? Heels,thong and a fur stole...sexy...
It doesnt help that this girl is probably 5 feet tall IF that...so this immense anount of fabric overwhelms her.
It is just a fashion disaster....I SO wish I had a pic...
Heh I know a girl in my club who wore a pink shelf bra with white feather trim, obvously a size too small cause it looked wierd...and a medium lenght green/brown plaid skirt that was always crinkly like it had been shoved in her bag for a long time. It was horrible and not sexy. The girls used to joke that she was having a fashion crisis.
Circe
08-11-2007, 03:32 PM
I would totally wear the rainbow brite outfit! Must purchase...
Alaska
08-11-2007, 06:32 PM
No offense intended to anyone but... I saw these for sale online
Well, I guess the pics ain't gonna show up in the quote, but here's my HO
a) Looks like Jersey/The Bronx...OTC b) she should have just worn a (crocheted) fig leaf instead and avoided all of that nonsense down below, and c)...well at least tie it in the MIDDLE, woman.
Actually, now that I think of fig leaves...any single person in these pics with these schmatas on would look 20,000 x less embarrasing with just a fig leaf on. Anyone with me?
TigersMilk
08-17-2007, 07:20 PM
Oh god why!http://www.3wishes.com/images/showgirlpastieset.jpg
bellasera
08-17-2007, 08:47 PM
a) Looks like Jersey/The Bronx...OTC b) she should have just worn a (crocheted) fig leaf instead and avoided all of that nonsense down below, and c)...well at least tie it in the MIDDLE, woman.
Actually, now that I think of fig leaves...any single person in these pics with these schmatas on would look 20,000 x less embarrasing with just a fig leaf on. Anyone with me?
My thoughts exactly! LOL :rotfl:
heres the back view
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b195/tenya_luna/costumes/LaceLoinClothBack.jpg
This can by yours for 2.50$
Alaska
08-17-2007, 09:04 PM
whoahhhhhhhhh. *ducks* that is the most asymetrical RAG EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lysondra
08-17-2007, 09:08 PM
I saw a girl wearing that with a brass belt the other day. :/
miss marina
08-17-2007, 09:16 PM
LOL @ that pic tigersmilk. Does she have permanent cameltoe??? Sexyyyyy
Kay Licious
08-18-2007, 06:07 AM
Oh god why!http://www.3wishes.com/images/showgirlpastieset.jpg
Take away the crotch-tassel and the model :O and I really like this... for burlesque.
ChloeTheRed
08-19-2007, 10:34 PM
Ok, this can't really compare to the crotch-tassel, but a bikini made out of bubble wrap? Really?
http://foreplaylingerie.net/buwrbiset.html
Lysondra
08-19-2007, 10:38 PM
She has a house that big and can't afford to dress herself in, I dunno, cotton?
austinatalie
08-20-2007, 01:03 AM
LOL not only bubble wrap but 25 dollar bubble wrap!
Roulette
08-20-2007, 12:00 PM
oh wow....buble wrap, really? Ithink that wa originally supposed to be the costume in the 5th element, but they went for the white straps instead...
cameron_keys
08-20-2007, 12:28 PM
Ok, this can't really compare to the crotch-tassel, but a bikini made out of bubble wrap? Really?
Is that real bubble wrap? Because you know that'll only last one night with a-hole wanting to pop it!
Alaska
08-20-2007, 10:25 PM
hahaha. i saw a bubble wrap one in the store and tried it on for the hell of it. it scraaaatched! and didn't stay put anywhere. (whadja think??)...oh and they were all popped already. hehe.
scarlett_vancouver
08-20-2007, 10:59 PM
*shame*
I like the bubble wrap idea! It's neat.
Lysondra
08-20-2007, 11:01 PM
*givin a guy a lapdance* Soooo.... *popPOPPoppop* how are you...? *poppopgrindpop*
StrawberrySwitchblade
08-21-2007, 08:52 AM
*givin a guy a lapdance* Soooo.... *popPOPPoppop* how are you...? *poppopgrindpop*
*gigglesnort*
scarlett_vancouver
08-21-2007, 04:02 PM
heehee- "wanna squeeze my bubbles"?
Windy
08-21-2007, 04:43 PM
dont really have a picture, but i seen thise girl at my work wear this weird outfit.
normal cute frilly pink top and bottom...but she ties like 6-7 long ribbons on each side of her hip to the bottom. and then she ties a ribbon on each ankle, and a ribbon around her neck like a choker.
weird?
Lysondra
08-21-2007, 04:44 PM
That could look cute depending on the girl. And the quality of ribbon.
AlexxaHex
08-21-2007, 06:55 PM
Ok, this can't really compare to the crotch-tassel, but a bikini made out of bubble wrap? Really?
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! She's taller than the house! :scared:
BrunetteGoddess
08-21-2007, 07:46 PM
LOL hi I'm brand new and I didn't have any outfit whatsoever so the club loaned me this tshirt that I tied over my boobs and some girl gave me her dingy old stretched out thong to wear! Would you like to be my first lapdance?
Hey, you never know. When I worked for this one nude club I was pretty new and the manager said "Just wrap a belt around your boobs so it covers your nipples. That's what a lot of our girls do sometimes."/:O
AudreyLeigh
08-21-2007, 08:10 PM
I really like the Rainbow Brite outfit. I was actually thinking of buying it. I guess some things depend on the girl...
Katrine
08-21-2007, 08:22 PM
I'd so be that pervert wanting to pop the bubble wrap. I....have...problem, must pop bubble wrap.
It might be a good sales ploy..if the bikini was cheap enough for one night use! Otherwise, nothing left to imagination!
Casey4Now
08-22-2007, 10:23 AM
I didn't really see any to the point of me actually laughing out loud, until I saw this blue one!!!!! OMG, I about died, please tell me no one ever wore that!!!!!!!!!!! I have seen the last one, the beige colored one and wouldn't wear it, but some people might could pull that off.
ahhhh...the last one...Me likey:'(
nekogirl
08-22-2007, 09:45 PM
derail:
at my old office job, my shop lead used to pass out giant bubble wrap as a "de-stresser"- oh, the wonderful joys of the wrap, and watching a group of young professionals pop away at it with huge, satisfied grins on their faces...
/derail
oh and... a belt?! how in the hell does that even begin to work!
Lysondra
08-23-2007, 12:30 AM
^ They make bubble wrap simulators now! fake bubble wrap on a keychain that you can pop and it reinflates itself so you can keep using it!
BrunetteGoddess
08-23-2007, 10:06 AM
oh and... a belt?! how in the hell does that even begin to work!
Yeah, um, my boobs are a full C, not huge, and I still couldn't get a fucking BELT to stay put.