View Full Version : Stripper Outfit Hall of Shame
SummerRaen
09-16-2007, 11:41 PM
Oh holy crap. Who comes up with some of this stuff?
http://www.lollipoplingerie.com/stat/GA-140-8877.html
Sexy bonus: On a hot day you can fry an egg on it!
lolagetz
09-17-2007, 10:58 AM
^^^ Oh god, that's so hideous. I can't help thinking it would pinch, too..? :-\
kelster
09-17-2007, 01:01 PM
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/large/70677.JPGspandex...shredded pink. Score!http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/large/85ST92.JPGits labeled "mary quite contrary" because guys want a girl with a garden thrown up on her
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/large/077083.JPGoh god i just love her pose its so ..."blinded by the light"
hehe someone thought they could make money from these...i want this job...my 3 year old cousin could draw out designs and give them a run for their money. :loco:
sxybrat07
09-17-2007, 01:03 PM
^^I've actually thought about buying that last black one...I think it's hot! :)
Alaska
09-17-2007, 03:54 PM
^^^ Oh god, that's so hideous. I can't help thinking it would pinch, too..? :-\
Right? And imagine all the fingerprints/finger-swipe-marks glistening in the light....
PaigeDWinter
09-17-2007, 04:41 PM
Oh holy crap. Who comes up with some of this stuff?
http://www.lollipoplingerie.com/stat/GA-140-8877.html
Sexy bonus: On a hot day you can fry an egg on it!
Id totally rock that for a photo shoot. Yup.
Danielle_
09-17-2007, 07:42 PM
^^I've actually thought about buying that last black one...I think it's hot! :)
I think it's really hot too.
austinatalie
09-18-2007, 01:28 AM
^^ I like the thigh highs, but not so much the rest of it.
Yekhefah
09-18-2007, 08:40 AM
What the fuck? This top adds 400 pounds!
http://images.forplaycatalog.com/product_large_size_images/FP275.jpg
exotisch23
09-18-2007, 04:58 PM
^that looks almost identical to the Dallas Cowboy cheerleader costume.. I always hated those tops.
austinatalie
09-18-2007, 05:53 PM
well i guess we know where they got their inspiration from! those look almost exactly the same.
beautiful.
09-18-2007, 06:50 PM
What the fuck? This top adds 400 pounds!
http://images.forplaycatalog.com/product_large_size_images/FP275.jpg
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. Bleh.
manchester
09-18-2007, 06:56 PM
I really like the Rainbow Brite outfit. I was actually thinking of buying it. I guess some things depend on the girl...
slightly obscure costumes usually never go well.
I'd recommend not to get that one for club use.
keeping in mind: MEN ARE RETARDED.
Hell, I was bride of frankenstein for halloween at the club. dress, boots, the fucking WIG. You'd be amazed at how many guys genuinely asked "so what're YOU supposed to be??" /:O
iambonbon05
09-19-2007, 12:02 AM
This certainly isn't the worst thing ever but I don't think it's very flattering for most people. God knows I'd never wear it.
http://www.odgirl.com/media/images/product_detail/2438SLblk-M.jpg
Lysondra
09-19-2007, 12:05 AM
^ How can it make HER tits and ass look small and her stomach wide? :/
Alaska
09-20-2007, 11:45 PM
Oh but she's having SO MUCH FUN in it! And that's what counts ya'll!
SummerRaen
09-21-2007, 12:48 AM
Id totally rock that for a photo shoot. Yup.
Unless the flash reflected off the outfit and blinded your photographer ;D
That Dallas outfit is unbelievable. Ugh I would kill myself if someone made me wear it...
tattoogoddess
09-21-2007, 01:14 AM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/anniekelsey/sirenssecrets_1920_23936835.jpg
i really like this one:(
Alaska
09-21-2007, 01:28 AM
Oh my god, the first word that popped into my head as I scrolled down was
STILTS!
hehheheh.
tattoogoddess
09-21-2007, 01:29 AM
http://www.lollipoplingerie.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/GA/GA16C.jpg
http://www.lollipoplingerie.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/SH/6038.jpg
http://www.bluevelvet.com/images/P/HU.16141.jpg
PaigeDWinter
09-21-2007, 01:33 AM
^^^ I'd wear a better made version of the first one, and I'd SO rock the last one. assless rubber skirts = ftw! (for fetish events, not for stripping... oops)
tattoogoddess
09-21-2007, 01:36 AM
http://www.bluevelvet.com/images/P/FP.337608.jpg
http://www.lovefifi.com/images/PRODUCT/medium/799.jpg
http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/yhst-47492119592019_1968_16083966
tattoogoddess
09-21-2007, 01:42 AM
OH BABY!:O
http://www.nh4.com.cy/images/661linge/08henry.jpg
http://i6.ebayimg.com/01/i/000/b6/79/fe60_1.JPG
this is what it looks like when i puke after to many fruity unbrella drinks
http://i3.ebayimg.com/01/i/000/a8/8f/286e_1_b.JPG
Im TOTALLY digging the head band!
tattoogoddess
09-21-2007, 01:50 AM
;D i cant stop laughing!;D
http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/uglydress_1958_11975790
Alaska
09-21-2007, 01:54 AM
Where have I seen that b4??
PaigeDWinter
09-21-2007, 02:18 AM
For Frith's sake... not the high waters!
http://www.2cutelingerie.com/images_templ/pop-ups/ZZ-BWC9241COSTUMES500.jpg
Bitch, no! Just... no!
http://www.2cutelingerie.com/images_products/5460_big.jpg
Hello Peg Bundy!
http://www.vixensvisions.com/product_images/701503%20Main.jpg
PaigeDWinter
09-21-2007, 02:21 AM
Not only is the skirt WAY too long, but what's with the hideous airbrushing?
http://www.vixensvisions.com/product_images/PC-T-05%20main.jpg
There it is again! WTF?
http://www.vixensvisions.com/product_images/PC-T-04%20main.jpg
Alaska
09-21-2007, 02:42 AM
Even if not placed in the same scene as a hotel floor, that dress just screams "hotel floor!"
Look at those nails! They airbrushed with a toilet brush, it was so big.
tattoogoddess
09-21-2007, 02:59 AM
ha ha she does match the hotel
tattoogoddess
09-21-2007, 02:59 AM
wait a second. i think some one elses head is put on the body take a good look at it.
Lysondra
09-21-2007, 03:40 AM
Ahahaha, she glows...
pinkpvc
09-21-2007, 03:54 AM
poor girl. They airbrushed her face so much she now looks fake, but didn't airbrush her funky knees.
Sophia_Starina
09-21-2007, 11:22 AM
Oh Dear...
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/product.asp?dept%5Fid=9590&itemnumber=48L0504VSM
Sophia_Starina
09-21-2007, 11:24 AM
http://www.vixensvisions.com/product_images/PC-T-05%20main.jpg
I just want to take a pair of scissors to that stoopid string that attaches the skirt to the top. I doesn't count as a dress if it's attached by a string!!!! Grrr... Pet Peeve!
ViolaStrings
09-21-2007, 12:23 PM
http://i6.ebayimg.com/01/i/000/b6/79/fe60_1.JPG
I'd wear this in an ironic "earth girls are easy" way
cinammonkisses
09-21-2007, 12:25 PM
This dress has nothing to offer. It's long, there is no appeal to it at all...
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/large/352282.JPG
lolagetz
09-21-2007, 01:11 PM
http://i6.ebayimg.com/01/i/000/b6/79/fe60_1.JPG
I'd wear this in an ironic "earth girls are easy" way
Wha..? Earth girls?
cameron_keys
09-21-2007, 01:13 PM
This dress has nothing to offer. It's long, there is no appeal to it at all...
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/large/352282.JPG
uh..I would SO rock that dress!! I'm like a cat..anything shiny with fringe I love! So shiny fringe? Oh yeah....
Wha..? Earth girls?
Have you never seen that movie?? Best movie ever!! "Cause I'm a blonde....yeah yeah yeah..cause I'm a blonde..B-L-O-N...umm..I dont know...."
michele_b
09-21-2007, 01:21 PM
http://www.bluevelvet.com/images/P/FP.337608.jpg
http://www.lovefifi.com/images/PRODUCT/medium/799.jpg
http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/yhst-47492119592019_1968_16083966
I really like the first one, that's cute
cinammonkisses
09-21-2007, 01:23 PM
^^^I like the last one. Not so much the bottom though..
iambonbon05
09-21-2007, 01:42 PM
http://i6.ebayimg.com/01/i/000/b6/79/fe60_1.JPG
I'd wear this in an ironic "earth girls are easy" way
OMG. It matches my horse's pajamas!
http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v31/233/13/19714166/n19714166_30508667_4249.jpg
roxanna
09-21-2007, 01:53 PM
off topic, that is an adorable slinky! I wish i could keep em on my horse, but he shreds em to bits.
PaigeDWinter
09-21-2007, 01:59 PM
Have you never seen that movie?? Best movie ever!! "Cause I'm a blonde....yeah yeah yeah..cause I'm a blonde..B-L-O-N...umm..I dont know...."
Totally best movie evar.
scarlett_vancouver
09-21-2007, 02:02 PM
OMG. It matches my horse's pajamas!
http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v31/233/13/19714166/n19714166_30508667_4249.jpg
lol, omfg! best. post. ever.
TigersMilk
09-21-2007, 02:13 PM
Horses have pajamas???
iambonbon05
09-21-2007, 02:26 PM
^^ It's called a slinky and it helps keep them clean, get the mane to lie flat, and prevents the blanket from rubbing. I only have him wear it at overnight shows though.
I have two. That particular one was made by my 4H leader a few years ago so that all 20 or so horses in our club had matching ones for the county fair :D
ViolaStrings
09-21-2007, 02:40 PM
Have you never seen that movie?? Best movie ever!! "Cause I'm a blonde....yeah yeah yeah..cause I'm a blonde..B-L-O-N...umm..I dont know...."
"I don't even know how to spell BMW!"
I love Jeff Goldblum in that movie. RAWR.
tattoogoddess
09-21-2007, 04:59 PM
Duh! i posted it cause i knew it matched your horse peejays! ha ha
i think i posted some of those cause i just realy think the cut is unflattering
the black fridgy one looks like some one took the tassels off around a lamp then just flopped them on her.
Lysondra
09-21-2007, 07:07 PM
lol, omfg! best. post. ever.
Agreed!
Alaska
09-21-2007, 07:40 PM
wait a second. i think some one elses head is put on the body take a good look at it.
Oh no...2 ppl in this world airbrush that bad!
*sports pink eye and makes emo face*