View Full Version : Stripper Outfit Hall of Shame
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/anniekelsey/sirenssecrets_1920_23936835.jpg
This would be cute, minus the leg pants. LOL The top and bottom are do-able. :)
missfOxxy
09-22-2007, 12:40 AM
^^^^
i've seen that girl on tv. she was the girlfriend of a south beach's famous plastic surgeon.
katie941
09-22-2007, 07:31 PM
^didnt he hate her cause she would always call him at work and she was so "young"...
Sophia_Starina
09-23-2007, 12:25 PM
LOL.... http://www.wickedtemptations.com/hb5-156j1.html
lolagetz
09-24-2007, 12:59 PM
^^^ Hahaha.. you never know when it might start raining suddenly during your stage set...
iambonbon05
09-24-2007, 11:04 PM
Yeah I really don't get the ponchos at all. I haven't seen one yet that's managed to cross from "stoopid" to "sexy".
austinatalie
09-25-2007, 01:09 AM
^^LOL i searched the internet for "sexy poncho" and I found.... nothing.
Christany
09-25-2007, 02:05 AM
[QUOTE=PaigeDWinter;1213780]Not only is the skirt WAY too long, but what's with the hideous airbrushing?
http://www.vixensvisions.com/product_images/PC-T-05%20main.jpg
She kind of looks like that chick that plays Jordan on Scrubs. in the face anyways.
aussiebelle
09-25-2007, 09:18 AM
^ She does too. That face is so plastic though, I wanna touch it!
Minette
09-25-2007, 08:10 PM
For Frith's sake... not the high waters!
You said for Frith's sake - this makes you my hero. :D
Embyr
09-25-2007, 08:20 PM
^^^ hahah I was just about to post the same thing... I read it and gushed to myself "OMG, she alluded to Watership Down!!!" :P
Brendita
09-25-2007, 09:45 PM
OMG. It matches my horse's pajamas!
http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v31/233/13/19714166/n19714166_30508667_4249.jpg
I just laughed so hard I nearly choked to death on my sandwich.
ChristyWild
09-26-2007, 10:11 PM
I haven't been here for a while, so here's some that I found to add to the chaos!
http://www.stripclubmall.com/7139.jpg
http://www.dancewearerotic.com/dancewearerotic.jpg
(for this one, its actually the second outfit from the left I picked this for...WTF is up with that top?!?)
http://www.candyscostumes.com/stripper-clothes/bz2411-2412-2413.jpg
And this looks sexy how?
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/S-246-THUMB.jpg
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/ERIN-DRESS-THUMB.jpg
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/LA-8025-THUMB.jpg
I'm sorry but tryign to oull off the sheer rutching...uh, nah.
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/HB-4239-THUMB.jpg
God! My eyes!
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/CO-932-THUMB.jpg
Outfit's not that bad, but wtf is up with that hair?
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/HB-4406-THUMB.jpg
ooh goody! strippers on ice!
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/HB-4432-THUMB.jpg
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/HB-5322-THUMB.jpg
The fabric maybe, but the design SUCKS!
BalletBaby
09-26-2007, 10:17 PM
^I can't see any of the catdancerz ones.:(
Christian*Doll*
09-26-2007, 10:41 PM
^I can't see any of the catdancerz ones.:(
me too:(
BalletBaby
09-26-2007, 11:19 PM
This is by far the UGLIEST halloween costume I have ever seen:
http://3wishes.com/images/prettypeggysus-d.jpg
Kaylinn
09-26-2007, 11:38 PM
^^ What IS she supposed to be?
At first I saw the tail, and I thought, Oh! My Little Pony!
But the I saw the wings....What has wings and a tail?
I'm thinkign that this costuem was meant to be a train wreck between My little Pony, Rainbow Bright, Strawberry SHortcake, and a fairy.
Lysondra
09-26-2007, 11:43 PM
...she also has cat ears and saddle stockings... o.O;
Lysondra
09-26-2007, 11:43 PM
Oh god, the description says 'Pretty Pegasus'... that's supposed to be a pegasus.. and pretty...
Christany
09-26-2007, 11:56 PM
Oh god, the description says 'Pretty Pegasus'... that's supposed to be a pegasus.. and pretty...
Didn't She-ra ride a pegasus?
A-ha, found it...
princess of power (http://www.flickr.com/photos/rominini/158790391/)
.....I'm guessing this is why she is wearing saddle stockings. Love the horsies on this page.
SummerRaen
09-27-2007, 12:17 AM
^^ What IS she supposed to be?
I was thinking a fantasy fulfilled for anime and computer nerds everywhere...
BalletBaby
09-27-2007, 12:18 AM
Oh god, the description says 'Pretty Pegasus'... that's supposed to be a pegasus.. and pretty...
Yeah, I think 5 year olds have better taste than that.
Sophia_Starina
10-05-2007, 02:00 PM
No...no...no...wrong...wrong...wrong!
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/Exlarge/727168.JPG
AlexxaHex
10-06-2007, 04:19 AM
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! It's some Lisa Rinna/Angelina/Fran Drescher hybrid!! And she's TERRIFYING!!!!
miss marina
10-06-2007, 04:27 AM
^ :rotfl:
miss marina
10-06-2007, 04:28 AM
oh and I thought that custome was a broke down my little pony also!
SkkyeBaby
10-06-2007, 09:13 AM
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! It's some Lisa Rinna/Angelina/Fran Drescher hybrid!! And she's TERRIFYING!!!!
Shes actually very pretty, they just did a horrible job with hair and makeup for that photoshoot:
Same Girl!
http://www.candicemichelle.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/candice-michelle04.jpg
Littlelo
10-06-2007, 06:40 PM
LOL.... http://www.wickedtemptations.com/hb5-156j1.html
Mesh Poncho.....wow those are two words that should never be used together. Who wants a dance from a girl in a poncho??
krchab99
10-06-2007, 06:46 PM
^^^ This is by far the funniest one in the thread. If i saw a girl wearing that id be like is it raining in here lol 2 funny
Minette
10-06-2007, 11:16 PM
^^ What IS she supposed to be?
*cough*furry*cough*
PaigeDWinter
10-06-2007, 11:21 PM
*cough*furry*cough*
Pfft. We don't dress that lame. Even the really weird furries.
Sophia_Starina
10-07-2007, 02:21 AM
Who wants a dance from a girl in a poncho??
Gnomes?
http://lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/wickedtemptations/hb5-156a2.jpghttp://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/gnome_MJ_large.jpg
Alaska
10-08-2007, 03:53 PM
^ hehehe Daaaaa--aaavid, David the gnome. I bet she could ride Swift real good.
Sophia_Starina
10-11-2007, 11:00 AM
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/Exlarge/48S0648LSQ.JPG
Taylorlila
10-11-2007, 11:08 AM
^^^
bwahahahaha!
i wish I had a picture...there was a girl the other night....with big ole bobbies wearing a white feather bra....it was pretty fugly....but all throughout the night I kept finding white fetahers everywhere.
SundayMorning
10-11-2007, 08:24 PM
OK I just want to check before I faux pas myself...I bought this rose colored vinyl dress on eBay. It snaps up the front and I think it would be really cute as like a mock-flasher dress on top of, well not much else. I don't THINK I would wear it to the club but I do want to confirm with yall so I stop thinking about it!
http://i7.ebayimg.com/02/i/000/b9/91/ec91_1.JPG
Roulette
10-11-2007, 08:26 PM
^^^ I like it, and I think someone could rock it at the club... confidence, the right music, and yeah, I think it could be rocked.
Minette
10-12-2007, 07:27 PM
Pfft. We don't dress that lame. Even the really weird furries.
Thank god!
rdwwet
10-12-2007, 11:58 PM
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/Exlarge/48S0648LSQ.JPG
OMG! If the skirt was about 4-5 in shorter i would looooove this on a weekend night. FYI : If a skirt is long enough to wear to a regular nightclub it is not sexy enough for a strip club!!!!! except I think I might get a lil hot in the top when Im dancing?
ruru123
10-13-2007, 04:06 AM
Maybe I'm weird, because I really like this one. The romper thing is cute.
i love this one...very cute!
ruru123
10-13-2007, 04:16 AM
Don't get me wrong, some of the prints are okay...but most are just... Blech!!!
WTF?!?!?! :D
http://howcool.com/catalog/popup-images/HB-5-352.jpg
http://howcool.com/catalog/popup-images/HB-S-224.jpg
the top one is super nice!!!
ruru123
10-13-2007, 04:17 AM
http://howcool.com/catalog/popup-images/HB-4-336.jpg
http://howcool.com/catalog/popup-images/HB-4-432.jpg
OK...That's it! Hey Baby of California Clubwear OFFICIALLY SUCKS!!! :P
honestly the top grey one i'd wear clubbing...hella cute!
miss marina
10-13-2007, 04:18 AM
^ that black & red one looks totally 70's..or something
ruru123
10-13-2007, 04:27 AM
^ that black & red one looks totally 70's..or something
yes totally uglaaaay!!!
chimecho
10-13-2007, 06:17 AM
Lol! I first thought that she had some really bad infection ;D
http://www.beverlyheels.com/incEngine/sites/beverlyheels/products/Sensual07/70005.jpg
Alaska
10-13-2007, 06:36 AM
^ oh god!!!!! that's way too effin funny!!
The model in the uglaaaay frock above---sweet sunburn!
Roulette
10-13-2007, 09:34 AM
^^^if you add some sort of shirt underneath to that red and black one she looks like shes wearing some thing a receptionist would wear.
Alaska
10-13-2007, 09:46 AM
^^^if you add some sort of shirt underneath to that red and black one she looks like shes wearing some thing a receptionist would wear.
LMAO you are too funnaaaay!!!
Like her?
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o274/jerseyfreshgirlx/nicky_hiltron_full.jpg
ViolaStrings
10-13-2007, 09:49 AM
These are probably more drag queen outfits than stripper outfits, but they're so awful I had to share.
http://www.sequinqueen.com/files/images/products/images/2001-485_01.jpg
http://www.sequinqueen.com/files/images/products/images/spanish3main.jpg
http://www.sequinqueen.com/files/images/products/images/2001-555.jpg
Roulette
10-13-2007, 09:51 AM
Yes... her name is Pam, and she's an undercover dancer... infiltrating the secretary world of sex, lies, and paperclips. That extra chin and face is a prosthetic. she actually looks like this...
http://www.shorthairstyleguide.com/siggers1.jpg
...And she's coming to a secretarial position near you!!
Wow... even for queens that's bad!!