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Sophia_Starina
11-13-2007, 12:05 AM
I usually like pasties... but damn, this is scary!

http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/large/80PA70_1.JPG

fancygirl
11-13-2007, 06:17 PM
re: furkini-- cute....not quite sure about the bush of fur on the bottoms though. I can just see too many jokes made about that (though if I was wearing it I'd have fun instigating those comments.)

re: zebra pasties.... the type of outfit that I paused, looked closer, backed up, cocked my head, paused, looked a little closer, thought "wait, what?", looked a liiii---tle closer, drew my eyebrows together in thought, cocked my head and finally figured out what the fuck those pasties were made of and what look they were going for.

Christany
11-13-2007, 07:39 PM
I usually like pasties... but damn, this is scary!

http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/large/80PA70_1.JPG

They look like limp feather dusters. or those crank turning socket wrenches

dawnr1101
11-13-2007, 09:10 PM
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/Exlarge/144202.JPG
WHY.....is the only word that comes to mind...sorry ;(

aussiebelle
11-13-2007, 09:14 PM
Why don't girls learn that faux fur is not flattering on anybody?

Sophia_Starina
11-13-2007, 11:29 PM
Why don't girls learn that faux fur is not flattering on anybody?


Well... it's the lesser of two evils. I think I'd be way more pissed if a dancer is wearing REAL fur. If it's fake... she might just look silly.

TheSexKitten
11-13-2007, 11:47 PM
I disagree on the faux fur thing! :P SOme big ole boobies in a little fur bikini would look pretty hot IMO.

http://www.abstracthiphop.com/hip-hop-honeys/nikki_ziering_fur_bikini.jpg

Kinda weird for the club though...

Alaska
11-14-2007, 08:39 AM
Dude that's the second time I've seen a hot chick in faux fur 2nite! Impressed! you DO need a boob job for it tho. (haha what a dumb hat--just noticed) That bottom of the gold dress reminds me of a chocolate wrapper....yea dark chocolate...yea

Zinaida
11-14-2007, 01:24 PM
Furry bikinis just make me think of severe body hair.

Roulette
11-19-2007, 04:19 PM
I usually like pasties... but damn, this is scary!

http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/large/80PA70_1.JPG

Uhm... where's her elbow? if you buy the outfit do you have to pay in elbows?

Sophia_Starina
11-19-2007, 04:39 PM
Wow! The outfit was so hideous I didn't even notice the missing elbow. Just Wow!

zxcire
11-19-2007, 04:50 PM
I don't like the fake chaps which are like garters and shorts at the same time.

Or fake pants which are just strips, or pointless collars.

Sophia_Starina
11-19-2007, 07:45 PM
^^^ Yucky! Yucky to the 2nd power!

ahmeerah
11-19-2007, 08:25 PM
I don't like the fake chaps which are like garters and shorts at the same time.

Or fake pants which are just strips, or pointless collars.

Wow. Those aren't even remotely sexy.

Sophia_Starina
11-19-2007, 08:43 PM
It boggles my mind how people can design such weird, unsightly, nonsense... and then charge money for it. Gah!

hardkandee
11-20-2007, 10:22 PM
Oh dear. Those last 2 are revolting.
EWWWWWWWWWWW.

Ick. Who buys that stuff?!?!

bellasera
11-21-2007, 11:26 AM
Ugh those are hideous. Especially the pink one. :eek:

Alaska
11-22-2007, 05:30 AM
strippers in the bronx do! and it was usually the most misshapen of them all. hmmm.

veronicavale
11-22-2007, 08:01 AM
In my opinion, most Sexxy Brazil outfits (like the last 2) look weird and have WAY TOO MUCH extra stuff on them! Collars, charms, straps, etc. Like this:

http://www.sexxybrazil.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/T403CH25tn.jpg (http://www.sexxybrazil.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=SB&Product_Code=T403CH25&Category_Code=A) http://www.sexxybrazil.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/T334SK140tn.jpg (http://www.sexxybrazil.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=SB&Product_Code=T334SK140&Category_Code=B) http://www.sexxybrazil.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/T434Ch30tn.jpg (http://www.sexxybrazil.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=SB&Product_Code=T434CH30&Category_Code=A)
I just feel like they are too busy...know what I mean?

Alaska
11-22-2007, 07:54 PM
Wow---I really like the yellow and black theme but what's with those cut outs....it looks like when you are trying to make paper snowflakes and you fail miserably.

actually that red one would be hot if the "black lines" were straight, less of them, and not wavy!

Alaska
11-22-2007, 07:57 PM
wow tho, thank you for that site! there's some original looking stuff on there.



cheesy as this one looks, something tells me guys would eat it up.





uhhhh here's one for the hall of shame! IT'S DENIM!

PrettyCurlieQ
11-22-2007, 08:03 PM
http://www.sexxybrazil.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/T437S380.jpg

^ At my club, guys do eat this kind of thing up... I think it's the whole neon-stripper-exotic look... and some girls make it look really hot, believe it or not.




The denim is just fucking ugly. Denim doesn't belong in a stripper repertoire. There's a few who use tiny denim mini-skirts or whatever, but I just don't think it belongs...

Alaska
11-22-2007, 08:09 PM
maybe the site is intending to sell the purple denim for just a "hot girl going out" outfit!:-X

LexxusLovely
11-23-2007, 07:46 AM
This thread was too funny to ignore! :D
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/Exlarge/07X7404.JPG
I think this is a crime in at least 48 states.


So I told my friend I was going to wear this, and I wanted her honest opinion. She said it was cute, but she wasn't crazy about the hat.

So I drew her in it.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/luineleer/steficarmenSMALL.jpg

PrettyCurlieQ
11-23-2007, 08:25 AM
^ You DREW that?! Good job, babe! She's way hotter than the crazy initial picture!

LexxusLovely
11-23-2007, 08:35 AM
^ thank you~

I do a lot of artwork, but unfortunately it doesn't pay the bills :( Neither does web design, until you get an actual degree.

pjstj
11-23-2007, 08:52 AM
^ thank you~

I do a lot of artwork, but unfortunately it doesn't pay the bills :( Neither does web design, until you get an actual degree.


What about drawing tattoos
I think you would do great at that
I would pay ya to draw a hot pic like that of my wife.

bellasera
11-23-2007, 11:04 AM
^ thank you~

I do a lot of artwork, but unfortunately it doesn't pay the bills :( Neither does web design, until you get an actual degree.

That is unfortunate because you are very talented.

zxcire
11-23-2007, 01:13 PM
Some of these are kinda interesting, in theory, but I don't see how you could keep them ON/in place while dancing.

The bow one is just uggo.

Alaska
11-24-2007, 06:34 AM
that red bow one is...how can i say it...disgusting. sorry no--just sickening.

after looking at it a couple more times.....ewwww. looks like crepe paper also, which would prob be hotter than that.

Taylorlila
11-24-2007, 11:39 AM
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=Cat_Dancerz&Product_Code=NP-3280&Category_Code=_SS

weird fringy strap bra thing...

hardkandee
11-24-2007, 12:03 PM
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/HB-779-781-783.jpg

?

PrettyCurlieQ
11-24-2007, 12:18 PM
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/NP-3280-TIT.jpg

weird fringy strap bra thing...

It looks like she pulled it off a funky lampshade or something..

cameron_keys
11-24-2007, 12:39 PM
These cracked me up!

1) DANGER WILL ROBINSON!
2) why is she afraid of the wall??

PrettyCurlieQ
11-24-2007, 01:29 PM
..2) why is she afraid of the wall??

She's not afraid, she's undercover slut! She's waiting for her theme music to come on so she can slink around.

Alaska
11-24-2007, 05:45 PM
These cracked me up!

2) why is she afraid of the wall??

Again with that nasty hotel carpeting! Remember the airbrush airbrush airbrush girl?

maximvsv
11-25-2007, 03:00 AM
These cracked me up!

1) DANGER WILL ROBINSON!
2) why is she afraid of the wall??

1> She would be so cool with a 60's era spark-shooting laser pistol

2> She's afraid because the wall is actually pushing her towards the camera. It wasn't that close when she started.

LexxusLovely
11-25-2007, 08:38 AM
What about drawing tattoos
I think you would do great at that
I would pay ya to draw a hot pic like that of my wife.

You know, I'd probably do that. PM me and we'll talk.

And thanks, bellasera!

VegasPrincess
11-25-2007, 09:01 AM
I think this speaks for itself:




http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/5384/scarygirlvg9.th.jpg (http://img114.imageshack.us/my.php?image=scarygirlvg9.jpg)

LexxusLovely
11-25-2007, 09:06 AM
I think this speaks for itself:

[img=http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/6614/scarygirlsr6.th.jpg] (http://img511.imageshack.us/my.php?image=scarygirlsr6.jpg)

AHHHH MY EYES!

Why did you post that?! There's no need for that kind of brutal imagery...

:P But seriously, that costume is hideous. Chain mail tends to pinch, too. How could someone wear that?

VegasPrincess
11-25-2007, 09:35 AM
Lexxus, LOL.
Also, did anybody notice the model's face in HardKandees post... she's really really pissed off about having to wear that outfit. And who could blame her.

VegasPrincess
11-25-2007, 09:36 AM
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/HB-779-781-783.jpg

?

See? She's about ready to reach out and bitch smack the photographer. and her agent. And for sure, she's about ready to crotch kick whatever company made that outfit.

LexxusLovely
11-25-2007, 10:04 AM
^^ No kidding. Crap, even look at her from behind. She's even standing like she's mad.

Christany
11-25-2007, 06:58 PM
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/HB-779-781-783.jpg

?

She's wearing tire tread and it looks like a nozzle is coming out of her right hand.

Ya know, if you put a sign over her head that said Free Air, she'd make a great poster child for your local Exxon

hardkandee
11-25-2007, 07:24 PM
You're right! What the hell is coming out of her hand?

Christany
11-25-2007, 08:51 PM
You're right! What the hell is coming out of her hand?


:detective Hehe, I had to sit here and noze nuzzle the screen to figure it out. But I think it's her skirt belt which blends in with her armwarmer gauntlet thing. And the nozzle is the silver buckle. But I still like Free Air. :)

Pretty_Penny
11-25-2007, 09:00 PM
http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/yhst-74777450670486_1967_187763710

Weird

i actually love that. lol i might wear different bottoms, but....

i want it for costume day. all i need is some ears.

what website is that on?

Roulette
11-26-2007, 11:46 PM
I think this speaks for itself:




http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/5384/scarygirlvg9.th.jpg (http://img114.imageshack.us/my.php?image=scarygirlvg9.jpg)

I actually have that. Not for dancing, just for fun. The collar creeps me out though... I don't have that.

Habinairo
11-30-2007, 09:56 AM
this has to hurt!!

Sophia_Starina
11-30-2007, 11:12 AM
this has to hurt!!

Yeah.. it hurts my eyes!