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rozz
11-30-2007, 03:19 PM
this has to hurt!!

I see much unintended, self-inflicted nipple-pinching in her future.

Sophia_Starina
11-30-2007, 06:44 PM
^^^^ Hehehehehe...... Hilari-ouch!

Habinairo
12-01-2007, 01:42 AM
Can you imagine that on a sunny day? I can see a 20 car pile up in her future from the glare!!

Ava Jadore
12-01-2007, 08:00 AM
These cracked me up!

1) DANGER WILL ROBINSON!
2) why is she afraid of the wall??

She has been caught by the fashion police who have screamed....FREEZE...hehe

Desiree
12-01-2007, 08:44 AM
:bump:

One of the worst outfits I've seen at the club was a super short mini skirt worn with *gasp* a bra. Like seriously, buy some clothes already.

I've done that too, when I was total newbie, but I thought it looked hot. I should take a pic

Kay Licious
12-01-2007, 05:15 PM
Doesn't sound too hard! Did you match the furry color or did you do solid black or something?

I made the legwarmers out of the same fun fur as my tail and ears and used sock garters to hold them up.

Pic here:
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n269/master_vadim/PVB%20Black%20Stocking%202007/10020336.jpg

Pretty_Penny
12-01-2007, 10:23 PM
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/RI-6844-TIT.jpg

ok... the "school girl" thing is one thing,

but WTF IS THIS?

are they -supposed- to look like children?

uhhhg.

creep-fucking-y

BalletBaby
12-02-2007, 06:22 PM
^ I think that's the jailbait costume

Yekhefah
12-02-2007, 07:09 PM
That costume would be really cute on a chick who looked 18-20. It does NOT look cute on the women in that photo. It makes them look old and trying too hard, in a trailer-park-momma kind of way.

blondi553
12-02-2007, 07:13 PM
^^^ewwww.....

Pretty_Penny
12-02-2007, 07:21 PM
i think it's the little angel pictures on their shirts, it makes the whole thing WAY to childlike.

Christany
12-02-2007, 10:21 PM
It might not be so bad if it weren't for those funky wigs.

Pretty_Penny
12-02-2007, 11:46 PM
i dunno, i'd probably stay clear away from any customer who thought that was a turn on.

scarlett_vancouver
12-03-2007, 03:52 AM
^ those chicks would make money dressed like that though.

Christany
12-03-2007, 04:07 AM
Is it just me, or does the redhead kind of look like Mena Suvari in the face?

Alaska
12-03-2007, 08:54 AM
That costume would be really cute on a chick who looked 18-20. It does NOT look cute on the women in that photo. It makes them look old and trying too hard, in a trailer-park-momma kind of way.

Ha--that's what I think about 1/2 these "outfits" being modeled in this thread!

I don't think it's too bad. Also, it would be cuter on a different body type, a short, curvy, 1950's pin-up style body. They are too "hard" looking for this. (In the body, and in the face like Yek said!)

Sophia_Starina
12-13-2007, 04:39 PM
http://jwapparel.esellerproimages.com/I/329/7/E8F6.jpg

StrawberrySwitchblade
12-13-2007, 04:58 PM
http://jwapparel.esellerproimages.com/I/329/7/E8F6.jpg

...I kind of like the pink one...

Sophia_Starina
12-13-2007, 05:00 PM
...I kind of like the pink one...


but.... the weird thing around the neck... and the even weirder thing around the stomach????

PaigeDWinter
12-13-2007, 05:02 PM
http://jwapparel.esellerproimages.com/I/329/7/E8F6.jpg



I can see that style causing major muffin top to anyone who weighs more than 2 pound.

cameron_keys
12-13-2007, 05:38 PM
http://jwapparel.esellerproimages.com/I/329/7/E8F6.jpg

I like these. Odd but funky. Attatched choker and garter belt I think was the intended look...I bet I could rock this if I was in the right mood.

I would be a bit afraid of the muffin-top thing though since I'm not a skinny minnie

britt244
12-13-2007, 06:13 PM
^ omg! thats a real outfit?! this new girl at my club has it and i was convinced she was wearing it wrong, and that it was supposed to be connected to thigh highs or something! it looks HIDEOUS on. the skirt is really long. she was wearing the stomach part around her hips and the skirt hanging down. seriously, girls and customers BOTH were laughing at her all night, thinking she was wearing it wrong.

i have an outfit with the pink print thats the top like that without the neck thing, and then a short skirt with black ruffles at the bottom. THATS cute.

PaigeDWinter
12-14-2007, 10:07 PM
I really cant explain what I saw today without using pictures.... it just... I.... she... egads.


So this new girl had on stockings right? With bows like these:

http://www.odgirl.com/media/images/product_detail/6262LA-M.jpg


...cept the bows were on the front and the material was more like old school Lycra bicycling pants:

http://www.thecottonclub.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/Peasant-Crop-Top-Capri%20Pant.jpg


Now here's where it gets weird. They were cut. CUT to capri length....

http://www.akrondesign.com/foundation/images/items/maryanncostume.jpg



So they were either thigh highs that were cut at the high calf, or they were lycra capri pants that were cut away from the upper thigh up. I dunno wtf it was.

TheSexKitten
12-15-2007, 01:05 AM
That jailbait costume would look pretty cute on a waify sassy chick with no tats. :P

But that drag queen on the far right isn't cut out for that outfit, IMO.

TheTempest
12-15-2007, 10:32 AM
Im having trouble finding stuff, but I came across this whilst looking ;D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v725/Jowanna/f542701.jpg

What is absolutely hilarious? A stripper at my club wore this last halloween and she made BANK. She was getting down ... dancing on guys with this HUGE costume on and then she'd be naked underneath and strip out of it. It was awesome.

Andygirl
12-15-2007, 01:26 PM
I wish I could find a picture of this outfit, but a girl at my club wears these black chaps with neon orange feathers that go down the sides and across the back. Then the bra is made of orange feathers and the thong has a little puff of feathers on the back. This thing is HIDEOUS, but she makes her money so I guess guys like it. I just remember being in the dressing room with her one night and she says, "I don't know why I bring all these clothes with me, all I need is this!" And she pulls out the feathered disaster! I didn't know what to say so I just smiled and moved along, lol.

Susan-Va
12-15-2007, 09:31 PM
What is absolutely hilarious? A stripper at my club wore this last halloween and she made BANK. She was getting down ... dancing on guys with this HUGE costume on and then she'd be naked underneath and strip out of it. It was awesome.


the owner of my club has worn this on stage at Halloween. The best part is he puts wig hair in the crotch!

BalletBaby
12-15-2007, 11:33 PM
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12-15-2007, 11:37 PM
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BalletBaby
12-15-2007, 11:38 PM
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BalletBaby
12-15-2007, 11:39 PM
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See a pattern? LOL.

Lysondra
12-15-2007, 11:43 PM
It's sad... as you're scrolling, they all start off SO promising!

austinatalie
12-16-2007, 05:18 AM
I will never understand that style!

Scarlett.Oz
12-16-2007, 06:10 AM
But, but..... Aren't suspenders for the sole purpose of holding up stockings? I don't understand, there's no stockings? !

krchab99
12-16-2007, 03:44 PM
[quote=Pretty_Penny;1309122]http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/RI-6844-TIT.jpg

ok... the "school girl" thing is one thing,

but WTF IS THIS?

I have this I always banked big in it. Its super fun to wear but I did not use it in every club you sorta know if your in the right club for it or not.

bellasera
12-16-2007, 06:55 PM
It's sad... as you're scrolling, they all start off SO promising!
My thoughts exactly...

missfOxxy
12-16-2007, 09:10 PM
http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=15933&stc=1&d=1197864554
WTF!!!!!!!

Lysondra
12-17-2007, 03:31 AM
http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=15933&stc=1&d=1197864554
WTF!!!!!!!

Jenna Jameson did this hot Penthouse spread with something like that one once around a bunch of steam engines.....

Angela18
12-17-2007, 03:01 PM
I wore this one for a xmass theme the other night.http://www.3wishes.com/images/maraboujingle-d.jpg

Alaska
12-17-2007, 04:21 PM
I was just trying to relive the glory moments of the early pages of this thread, and noticed lots of them don't show up anymore.


Well how sad is that? Let's fix this girls!!! I want to see repeats of earlier atrocious outfits!

Oh but it's taking long to load now, and I have a fancy Mac! Can't wait for vol. 2! *Runs to spam it up with spamerrific outfits*

Scarlett.Oz
12-17-2007, 06:55 PM
That shiny one cannot be comfortable.

chimecho
12-24-2007, 09:36 PM
http://static.zoovy.com/img/sassyassybjeans/-/sa_stripper_056_copia

This looks kinda painful

blondhottie
12-24-2007, 10:26 PM
^^^Yikes! You'd have to make sure you wiped extra extra good after going to the bathroom if you wore that! ;D

maximvsv
12-25-2007, 10:10 AM
? How well you wipe depends on your wardrobe?

blondhottie
12-25-2007, 01:24 PM
^^^No, of course not! It was a joke. ::)

maximvsv
12-25-2007, 04:28 PM
Okay. Then again, after reading some of the "overheard in the dressing room" quotes, it isn't something to take for granted.

Sand
12-25-2007, 06:20 PM
^^^Yikes! You'd have to make sure you wiped extra extra good after going to the bathroom if you wore that! ;D

Hahaha;D

Kaylinn
12-25-2007, 11:34 PM
Oh, god this girl once borrowed my outfit and left shit marks in them. She didn't wear panties for whatever reason. Not like, oops, that wasn't a fart little skids. It looked like oops. I didn't get to the bathroom in time.

Why the fuck would she give my outfit back to me like that??
I handed it back to her and said umm...no, you keep it. :O

cinammonkisses
12-26-2007, 07:09 AM
Oh, god this girl once borrowed my outfit and left shit marks in them. She didn't wear panties for whatever reason. Not like, oops, that wasn't a fart little skids. It looked like oops. I didn't get to the bathroom in time.

Why the fuck would she give my outfit back to me like that??
I handed it back to her and said umm...no, you keep it. :O

Oh hell no! She would've been paying me for the outfit, and my pain and suffering. :-X

MixedBabe88
12-26-2007, 03:15 PM
Oh hell no! She would've been paying me for the outfit, and my pain and suffering. :-X

One word: Nasty.
She should have just given you money and made up a story about a period or something...sorry you had to indure that.