View Full Version : Stripper Outfit Hall of Shame
Gypsy14
10-13-2006, 04:10 AM
Most girls don't really know what is sexy. Especially what's sexy to MEN. Or they're afraid to wear it because it's, god forbid, different :O
I'll say. It's been posted countless times on these forums... we *bank* in things that we'd NEVER think are sexy. Men just find different things attractive.
All of this is making me wonder- I'm seeing a lot of really 80's-esque outfits that we say are "ugly"- like the 3rd one on Viola's first set of pics, especially because they're cut too high or something, but does anyone think that there's more money to potentially be made among the mid to older aged customers by dressing in clothes that remind them of their youth (high cut neon thongs, for instance)?
krchab99
10-13-2006, 04:48 AM
http://www.catdancerz.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000002/np-3649.jpg
I think this one is truely bad it made me laugh. :)
PleasureVictim
10-13-2006, 05:52 AM
Bleagh!
http://thumb17.webshots.net/t/62/162/2/76/24/442627624oMSfeY_th.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/1442627624027227617oMSfeY)
I LOVE liquid metal outfits. They attract alot of attention- my $$-making outfit is metallic. I may make my whole dance wardrobe metallic.
If she didn't have on the tights- the dress would look much better.
When it comes to what I think men like- I just keep it simple...nothing too frilly or overdone.
MeganS
10-13-2006, 07:04 AM
I must say, I found every single piece to be mortifying! And as far as what guys deem sexy, I don't buy my stuff from stripper mags/websites anymore. I put together outfits from my favorite clothing stores, and I get the most compliments from guys! Vickie Secret panties, and a whole lot of Express tops! To go on stage in a pair of your regular, tight jeans and a form fitting tee with heels, DRIVES GUYS NUTS!
aussiepunkshocker
10-13-2006, 07:30 AM
These struck me as being particularly ugly.
Eevee
10-13-2006, 07:34 AM
http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/wickedtemptations_1919_12236239
he has no wang
I had to look twice at that just to double check. :rotfl:
Paris
10-13-2006, 08:01 AM
I think these are tacky, and have seen tham worn in the club:O!
http://www.elegantmomentslingerie.com/catalogs/20062007collection/images/t/5123_t.jpg (http://www.elegantmomentslingerie.com/catalogs/20062007collection/images/enlarged/5123_lg.jpg)http://www.elegantmomentslingerie.com/catalogs/20062007collection/images/enlarged/4419_lg.jpg
Paris
10-13-2006, 08:11 AM
Bleagh!
http://thumb17.webshots.net/t/62/162/2/76/24/442627624oMSfeY_th.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/1442627624027227617oMSfeY)
Please, some fashion intervention for this cam girl!! She needs some serious help!
avacheetahs
10-13-2006, 08:18 AM
Most of the stuff here I don't think is too bad, and if it works for someone more power to them. I'm guilty of wearing little girl socks lately and I'm sure they annoy others.
BUT. One of my pet peeves are big giant T-backs. Like the ones that make you kitty region look way bigger than it is. Most of us don't even have bushes anymore, yet these panties would lead one to beleive there's at least a foot of real estate going almost to the belly button.
teeth_of_the_hydra
10-13-2006, 08:57 AM
^^^ Aww, that reminds me of my very first night dancing, when this other stripper was grooming me to go out on the floor. I put on my "stripper thong" and she looked at me and just shook her head sadly and said, "Baby, you can't wear those. They make your pussy look giant." It was the genuine forlorness of her demeanor that made it hilarious... like there is no greater tragedy than having a massive vulva.
BTW, some of those outfits are downright adorable. I love that fur thing. And Paige, the first one that you posted, the pale-pink whatnot, is awesome! I couldn't pull it off, on acct. of no boobies, but maybe someday when I get some I'll rock that getup and all the other 1-pieces that I've had to shun over the years.
PaigeDWinter
10-13-2006, 09:05 AM
I like #1 & 3 what site did you find them on ?
Those are Forplay's stuff.
http://www.forplaycatalog.com/
PaigeDWinter
10-13-2006, 09:08 AM
I think these are tacky, and have seen tham worn in the club:O!
http://www.elegantmomentslingerie.com/catalogs/20062007collection/images/t/5123_t.jpg (http://www.elegantmomentslingerie.com/catalogs/20062007collection/images/enlarged/5123_lg.jpg)http://www.elegantmomentslingerie.com/catalogs/20062007collection/images/enlarged/4419_lg.jpg
I have that monokini in red. See?
http://www.paigedwinter.com/albums/album20/dn1_0116_0002_03.jpg
I dont have the tits to wear it un-crossed in the front, though. Egads.
PaigeDWinter
10-13-2006, 09:21 AM
I am way too amused by this thread.
http://stores.sassysiren.com/catalog/1217S.jpg
http://www.catdancerz.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000002/HB-4440-4441-TIT.jpg
Egads not partial pants with a skirt!
http://www.catdancerz.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000002/CRIS-SET-TIT.jpg
http://www.catdancerz.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000002/HL-LP14-TIT.jpg
PaigeDWinter
10-13-2006, 09:22 AM
http://www.catdancerz.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000002/RO-1223-TIT.jpg
Waugh my eyes!
http://www.catdancerz.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000002/HB-4365-TIT.jpg
http://www.catdancerz.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000002/LA-8853-TIT.jpg
My retinas are destroyed.
http://www.catdancerz.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000002/HB-4286-TIT.jpg
I hate the opened pants thing. Just wear a skirt already!
http://www.catdancerz.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000002/HB-4182-4183-TIT.jpg
And again with the open pants!
cameronfl
10-13-2006, 09:59 AM
I think these are tacky, and have seen tham worn in the club:O!
http://www.elegantmomentslingerie.com/catalogs/20062007collection/images/t/5123_t.jpg (http://www.elegantmomentslingerie.com/catalogs/20062007collection/images/enlarged/5123_lg.jpg)http://www.elegantmomentslingerie.com/catalogs/20062007collection/images/enlarged/4419_lg.jpg
I totally have the spank me shirt...though i dont wear it in the club(we are required to wear gowns..which I hate)
KamrynAnne
10-13-2006, 11:00 AM
i think the black leather chaps outfit is hot!!!
scarlett_vancouver
10-13-2006, 11:33 AM
A lot of these outfits (like the Hey Baby ones, for ex.) are better suited to stage-only or feature dancing...I have a ton of outfits that I wear on stage that I'd NEVER wear on the floor.
It's all context.
If you want to see ugly though...come up here and see rookie-designed stage outfits...actually, I probably have pics of my old ones somewhere on my hard drive.
Like my Snow White one...complete with LONG yellow skirt. *shudder*
sxybrat07
10-13-2006, 11:41 AM
I would TOTALLY buy that black leather chaps/skirt set. I would probably only wear one at a time though, either the skirt or the chaps. But damn it's hot. *drools*
holiday
10-13-2006, 11:43 AM
bleh, I think everyone of these is hideous.
PaigeDWinter
10-13-2006, 11:47 AM
I would TOTALLY buy that black leather chaps/skirt set. I would probably only wear one at a time though, either the skirt or the chaps. But damn it's hot. *drools*
Exactly!!
I agree with the stage only shit. Somethings only make sense to wear on stage.
However, can i just say about the big thongs.... back in the day...big thongs and i kid you not..pantyhose use to go on.
You can still spot an old timer by the way they wear their thongs. Fuck even I do it somtimes. I just dont wear it all the way up to my tits. Imnot too sure why we do this
I use to love hey baby stuff about 5 years ago. Shit does hold up for a long time.
But I hate sexy Brazil HATE IT.
PaigeDWinter
10-13-2006, 12:56 PM
http://www.sexylooks.com/images/HB-2004-05_Winter/4-373_2.jpg
WFT? She dont match!!
http://www.sexylooks.com/images/HB-2004-05_Winter/4-338.jpg
http://www.sexylooks.com/images/HB-2004-05_Winter/4-337_2.jpg
http://www.sexylooks.com/images/HB-2005-06/5-209_2_BIG.jpg
this thread is cracking me up.
haha paige that last one is total slutty easter dress circa 83
Paris
10-13-2006, 01:17 PM
http://www.catdancerz.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000002/RO-1223-TIT.jpg
Waugh my eyes!
http://www.catdancerz.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000002/LA-8853-TIT.jpg
My retinas are destroyed.
http://www.catdancerz.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000002/HB-4286-TIT.jpg
I hate the opened pants thing. Just wear a skirt already!
http://www.catdancerz.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000002/HB-4182-4183-TIT.jpg
And again with the open pants!
Paige, will you be my roommate?? We would never steal each other's outfits. I own a lot of that ^^ stuff ;).
pinkpvc
10-13-2006, 01:40 PM
eermm...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v141/thedarkmoon/t_17388.jpg
THis just doesn't do it for me
http://www.poisonapples.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/2P026-E.jpg
and for an extra special "what were they thinking putting it in the stripper section?" moment:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v141/thedarkmoon/rankoutfit2.jpg
one girls trash is another girls treasure i guess.
Bridgette
10-13-2006, 01:46 PM
Again most of that stuff Paige is posting is Hey Baby, not Forplay. Most of what Forplay sells on their retail website is NOT their brand but others'. There's a couple Forplay items in there (like the bell-bottom catsuits) but most is Hey Baby. I like alot of their stuff and I wear alot of stuff like this ON THE FLOOR and BANK in it.
The chaps sets, well obviously you can wear those on the floor in clubs that allow it, you just don't take them off because your ass is already hanging out. Yall might be surprised how many guys think that stuff is sexy, and how much more attention you'll get in something that's different than what everyone else is wearing. I'll never understand why so many girls claim they want to look different, but then won't wear anything but the same stuff everyone else wears.
I wore a loooong, to the floor even in my heels, neon yellow gown with a mermaid bottom and red and white piping last night. It got me aLOT of attention and I made good money in it. I was like a giant neon sign walking around, EVERYone noticed me and it called attention directly to my ample curves. None of the other girls in my club would dare to wear such an outfit, but it works very well for me. I guess it takes some balls to dare to be different but it sure does work. Of course if everyone starts wearing the "different" stuff then it won't be different anymore. LOL
/ :soapbox:
Jenny
10-13-2006, 01:54 PM
My all time, most hated stripper outfit EVER!
Cut off jean shorts!
http://thumb17.webshots.net/t/60/60/6/60/12/463966012UNdoqh_th.jpg
I hate that look, it's so cheap and ugly!
I've actually seen girls rock the cut off jean shorts. Cut so that they are essentially a bikini bottom, usually left open at the front and sometime with a pair of fishnets (I love fishnets, by the way. I think there is no outfit that cannot be made salvagable by fishnets).
sc0101
10-13-2006, 03:23 PM
http://www.sexylooks.com/images/HB-2005-06/5-209_2_BIG.jpg
Is it just me or do her legs look weird?
krchab99
10-13-2006, 03:56 PM
^^^omg yes i think one is larger than th other lol
sc0101
10-13-2006, 03:59 PM
^^^omg yes i think one is larger than th other lol
And they're spotty or something.
Corina
10-13-2006, 04:10 PM
http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/wickedtemptations_1919_12236239
he has no wang
OMGG!! I almost fell of my chair! :banghead: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Gypsy14
10-13-2006, 04:11 PM
and for an extra special "what were they thinking putting it in the stripper section?" moment:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v141/thedarkmoon/rankoutfit2.jpg
hahahahaha. THIS one is definitely different. But in a not-so-much good way.
Bridgette
10-13-2006, 04:21 PM
^^That's not even a stripper outfit at all. More like ice skating or gymnastics. LOL
Corina
10-13-2006, 04:22 PM
Bleagh!
http://thumb17.webshots.net/t/62/162/2/76/24/442627624oMSfeY_th.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/1442627624027227617oMSfeY)
Please tell me that was just a joke! Yucky!!!!
:eek: :eek: :confused:
Return2theStage
10-13-2006, 07:56 PM
hahahahaha. THIS one is definitely different. But in a not-so-much good way.
That was my thought. Definately gymnastics.
aussiepunkshocker
10-13-2006, 09:51 PM
Lololol - I was searching thought a bad of 2nd hand stripper clothes at work a few weeks ago and I found a skirt and matching long sleeved jacket like this. It was just so hideous I had to try them on. I laughed so hard. The only difference was that they had an additional fluro yellow frill also ;D
eermm...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v141/thedarkmoon/t_17388.jpg
one girls trash is another girls treasure i guess.
Nakedtruth
10-13-2006, 10:04 PM
And they're spotty or something.
I get that when I'm really cold, I'd think it's from sun damage or something. Airbrush makeup fixes it in person- you'd think for a shoot. they'd photoshop it out, but the outfit would still be god-awful lol
PaigeDWinter
10-13-2006, 10:05 PM
eermm...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v141/thedarkmoon/t_17388.jpg
Anything with a frilled pant cuff drives me batshit insane. Its so 1997. Guh. And the bell sleeves drive me nuts too. Take that shit back to whatever tropical location from whence they came!
http://www.sexylooks.com/images/Hey-Baby-2006/6-217-218-bk.jpg
http://www.odgirl.com/media/images/product_detail/8215-M.jpg
And this is just fugly lookin...
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/Exlarge/202349LC.JPG
scarlett_vancouver
10-13-2006, 10:51 PM
Aw yeah
http://www.catdancerz.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000002/EM-9282-THUMB.jpg
Truce
10-13-2006, 10:59 PM
^ BLAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!
We have a winner.
phairestofthemall
10-14-2006, 02:31 AM
God help me... I WANT THE FUR BOOB-FRAME!!
Bridgette
10-14-2006, 02:51 AM
I like the furry boob thing too ;D
I haven't found anything in strippergear I think is truly god awful. I could see any of it working if the girl rocks it right. There are alot of things I wouldn't wear because it wouldn't look good on my body or it just isn't my style, but that doesn't mean it's a bad outfit altogether. I love stripper fashion!!
I HAVE seen some girls rocking some truly ugly shit though - mismatched, ill-fitting, ragged worn-out shit that's supposed to be white but turned grey, poor color choices for their skin/hair, threadbare shit that should have been thrown away years ago, etc (I WISH I had some pics of some of that stuff). But that's not really the clothes' fault - it's the girls' fault for putting stuff together badly, or wearing stuff that doesn't fit, or that's worn out, or whatever. Don't hate the clothes! They did nothing wrong :(
:P
PaigeDWinter
10-14-2006, 02:52 AM
Aw yeah
http://www.catdancerz.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000002/EM-9282-THUMB.jpg
AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :O
Gypsy14
10-14-2006, 02:59 AM
^^^^^^ oh dear. Is it bad that I think that outfit is adorable? Maybe I'll buy it and be a Stripper Martian for Halloween...
Lysondra
10-14-2006, 06:02 PM
http://www.catdancerz.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000002/EM-V2164-THUMB.jpg
Oh shit, I have this!!
But it was for...personal...use.
hardkandee
10-14-2006, 06:07 PM
^^^^^^ oh dear. Is it bad that I think that outfit is adorable? Maybe I'll buy it and be a Stripper Martian for Halloween...
I like it!! Like crazy stripper devil in red or crazy stripper martian in bright metallic green!!!! }:D
scarlett_vancouver
10-14-2006, 06:38 PM
This is me in my 'short chaps' cowboy outfit. Oh yes, this is a Scarlett original.
Yes that's tiger stripe, lol. I don't know.
Chicagoeditor
10-14-2006, 06:41 PM
Ummm. Wonderfully terrible?
Perhaps stripper outfits are like those pet shows for truly godawful-looking pets. Where they're so ugly and weird they're actually a novelty and cute in their own little way.
Or maybe they're just ass-awful and I'm suffering from insomnia-induced dementia.