View Full Version : Stripper Outfit Hall of Shame
Corey
02-14-2008, 07:18 PM
It didn't work:-[
i.breathe.in
02-14-2008, 07:20 PM
sexxy brazil makes the most durable outfits, its a shame half of them are so ugly...
Joplin
02-15-2008, 09:25 AM
Obviously the last outfit is bad, but what annoys me most is that the pants are too short. I know were were 6+ inch heels, but dancer pants drive me crazy because of that!
Desiree
02-17-2008, 12:26 PM
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/p-79654-pretty-plaid-pants.aspx
Ewww... stripper pajamas?
Luxxxe
02-17-2008, 12:33 PM
Ewww... stripper pajamas?
Ewww is right...That's horrible lol....stripper pajamas is exactly what it looks like...:O
cameron_keys
02-17-2008, 12:39 PM
This would be cute...but I just dont get the superfluous sheer train?
Pretty_Penny
02-17-2008, 01:05 PM
This would be cute...but I just dont get the superfluous sheer train?
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/p-46070-halter-dress-with-train.aspx
yeah it doesn't make sense. seems like a thoughtless add-on. wouldn't it just get in the way?
*edit*
it DOES come in white though. i suppose with a little headpiece you could do the sexy bride thing for a them night or feature.
AlexxaHex
02-18-2008, 08:58 AM
OR get married in it! You all know you want to. LOL
Jeska
02-20-2008, 05:42 AM
the name of this outfit is "clearly a cutie" LOL! Clearly.
http://i28.tinypic.com/z5fa.jpg
reese_x_c
02-20-2008, 09:42 AM
Oh god it should be "Clearly a Cracked Out Circus Clown"
TheTempest
02-20-2008, 09:57 AM
the name of this outfit is "clearly a cutie" LOL! Clearly.
http://i28.tinypic.com/z5fa.jpg
That's so practical. It can become a rain slicker when it's bad weather out!
-shudders-
Desiree
02-20-2008, 10:24 AM
the name of this outfit is "clearly a cutie" LOL! Clearly.
http://i28.tinypic.com/z5fa.jpg
Good lord! The outfit itself is bad enough, but why the hell is she wearing her thong and skirt so high? This aint the '80s!
RoseLeigh
02-20-2008, 01:04 PM
Good lord! The outfit itself is bad enough, but why the hell is she wearing her thong and skirt so high? This aint the '80s!
You know there's a furry scrunchie to match that outfit.
paintgoddess
02-20-2008, 03:44 PM
the name of this outfit is "clearly a cutie" LOL! Clearly.
http://i28.tinypic.com/z5fa.jpg
I want to offer this to a few extras girls at my club.
kittytheflamingo
02-20-2008, 03:45 PM
i have a girl at my club that wears one of those halloween fat suits and goes up to "baby got back" its fucking hillarious and she banks!
Angela18
02-20-2008, 05:48 PM
I ware this one every so often, the girls make fun of it a bit, but the guys like it.
http://www.snaz75.com/dg-4880x.html
needtodance
02-20-2008, 11:06 PM
LMAO Are these for the supersexxxy garbage collector line?
missfOxxy
02-20-2008, 11:28 PM
^^ hahaha!
those would look great with a schoolgirl look, i like them :)
Sophia_Starina
02-20-2008, 11:59 PM
http://www.super-sexy-high-heels.com/Karos/0550-5.jpg
LMAO Are these for the supersexxxy garbage collector line?
Ohhhh Hell No!!!!!!!!!!!!! :yikes:
Dottie Rebel
02-21-2008, 01:02 AM
^^^Hahahaha! I love those.
sxybrat07
02-21-2008, 01:19 AM
I ware this one every so often, the girls make fun of it a bit, but the guys like it.
http://www.snaz75.com/dg-4880x.html
But...the model's stomach...and thighs...wtf was wrong with the photographer that did the photoshop??
Sophia_Starina
02-21-2008, 09:24 AM
But...the model's stomach...and thighs...wtf was wrong with the photographer that did the photoshop??
Uhm... I think that's the plus size version of the outfit. Big girls need sexy clothes too.
VegasPrincess
02-21-2008, 09:41 AM
^^^^^^ that makes sense lol. I was like, WTF??? at first
Polekitten
02-21-2008, 09:53 AM
http://www.super-sexy-high-heels.com/Karos/0550-5.jpg
LMAO Are these for the supersexxxy garbage collector line?
Err, I kinda like these.:-[
TheTempest
02-21-2008, 10:58 AM
Uhm... I think that's the plus size version of the outfit. Big girls need sexy clothes too.
I think they did some weird effect on her thighs in photoshop though... it looks all weird.
Yekhefah
02-21-2008, 02:10 PM
Uhm... I think that's the plus size version of the outfit. Big girls need sexy clothes too.
Yes, but they need FLATTERING sexy clothes. That outfit is most definitely not flattering to her figure at all.
Zinaida
02-21-2008, 04:59 PM
Err, I kinda like these.:-[
I'm a little guilty also lol. I'd never wear them but I think they're neat. :D
Pretty_Penny
02-21-2008, 07:57 PM
i'd wear those pencil shavings shoes (i'm an art major)
but i wouldn't wear them at work.
Sophia_Starina
04-15-2008, 10:27 AM
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/images/product/medium/951556_1_.jpg
Whyyyyyyy? :crazy:
Perry
04-15-2008, 01:11 PM
I'm Alice and friend is the mad hatter. We were doing a theme set.
And I'm not sure what we were doing here, but it was fun.
austinatalie
04-16-2008, 01:33 PM
you put yourself in the hall of shame?
I don't think those outfits are that bad.
Lysondra
04-16-2008, 10:46 PM
DUCT TAPE STRIPPER POLE!
lol
cinammonkisses
04-18-2008, 08:06 AM
I ware this one every so often, the girls make fun of it a bit, but the guys like it.
http://www.snaz75.com/dg-4880x.html
Hell, I think that's cute AND it's only $21.99.
Sophia_Starina
04-18-2008, 09:18 AM
I ware this one every so often, the girls make fun of it a bit, but the guys like it.
http://www.snaz75.com/dg-4880x.html
I'd wear that to a Bon Jovi concert. :D
Sarah Andi
04-18-2008, 09:26 AM
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/images/product/medium/951556_1_.jpg
Whyyyyyyy? :crazy:
It's a garbage bag. See, we're establishing a theme here. You wear this dress with the pencil shaving shoes and it looks like the shavings just kind of sprinkled out of your dress and landed on your shoes.
The final accessories would be a wilted flower in her hair and some plastic bug jewelry.
Sarah Andi
04-18-2008, 04:22 PM
FTW
Kay, Im'a go wash my eyes now.
no good...
Sophia_Starina
04-18-2008, 04:50 PM
^^^^ Hahahahaha! Sexy Brazil is like a massive fail-party. I couldn't dream up those designs.
Now for your viewing dis-pleasure, I present:
http://www.sexxybrazil.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/LG35.jpg
and....
http://www.sexxybrazil.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/SD235bk.jpg
and finally...
http://www.sexxybrazil.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/TP50SH700print.jpg
Sophia_Starina
04-18-2008, 04:59 PM
Nope.... I cant stop myself....
http://www.sexxybrazil.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/T386SH353rd.jpg
http://www.sexxybrazil.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/T403CH25.jpg
http://www.sexxybrazil.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/TP31SK190ry.jpg
Sophia_Starina
04-18-2008, 05:00 PM
http://www.sexxybrazil.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/LD212.jpg
http://www.sexxybrazil.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/TP79SH849W.jpg
http://www.sexxybrazil.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/T428PT209yel.jpg
http://www.sexxybrazil.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/T384SH351ry.jpg
TheSexKitten
04-18-2008, 07:35 PM
I like the pencil shavings shoes. :-[
I would totally rock that with a schoolgirl outfit and some glasses
Sophia_Starina
04-18-2008, 08:05 PM
Are we are still talking about those shoes? They are mildly unattractive. I can see how people would be on the fence about them. On another note.... Did you see what I posted right above on this page?????? LOL.
Is everyone just blocking it out due to post traumatic horror???
Zinaida
04-18-2008, 08:23 PM
I have them minus the pencil shavings. I love them!
And yes, I know I personally am blocking out that bronze waterfall thing. And everything else is indeed HIDEOUS!!!
bellasera
04-18-2008, 09:20 PM
Sophia! Jeez were you trying to burn my eyes?! Those are atrocious
austinatalie
04-19-2008, 12:44 AM
the black and white one with the stringy shorts is ESPECIALLY bad.
scarlett_vancouver
04-19-2008, 02:40 AM
omg SS, that is the worst barrage we've seen yet. They're like a joke. I don't believe that Sexxy Brazil is real- it's impossible!
thechaosfairy
04-19-2008, 03:38 AM
Look at what they have on their front page right now. The top makes the girl look like she has mutant, three-lobed breasts:
http://www.sexxybrazil.com/
Sarah Andi
04-19-2008, 04:04 AM
Xena warrior sea monster???
That company is like a vortex of suck. You get pulled into the amazingness of the awfulness and you can't pull away. I had to disconnect my computer from the internet after that.
But then it called me on my cell phone and sent me terrifying texts through my entire shift.
I came home from work tonight to find that all of my regular clothes had been bedazzled and had ribbons and mardi gras beads hanging from the hems. And someone had made random cut-outs in everything... Truly horrifying.
The really sad thing: a (younger) dancer at my club loves that stuff. The house mom finally had to intervene. She looked the girl dead in the eye and said, "You're not seriously thinking about going out on the floor looking like that."
scarlett_vancouver
04-19-2008, 05:42 AM
Brazil should sue them for defamation
Sophia_Starina
04-19-2008, 05:52 AM
Xena warrior sea monster???
Hahahahahaha! ;D
reese_x_c
04-20-2008, 03:46 PM
They need to stop the madness with this mess...lmao