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Sophia_Starina
04-20-2008, 03:50 PM
I like the "thong on my chest" look....

http://www.sexxybrazil.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/SD401pk.jpg

Zinaida
04-20-2008, 04:22 PM
LOLOL!

Hey, maybe that's what they were going for..... :O

PrettyCurlieQ
04-20-2008, 04:30 PM
I like the "thong on my chest" look....

http://www.sexxybrazil.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/SD401pk.jpg
That is HILARIOUS!

bellasera
04-20-2008, 04:39 PM
Brazil should sue them for defamation
LOL! For realz!!

Ava Jadore
04-20-2008, 04:42 PM
the sexy brazil outfits...oh my god...:O !

iambonbon05
04-20-2008, 05:39 PM
I read an article about Sexxy Brazil and had the impression they had cute outfits and kept meaning to check them out. Uh... never mind! *RUNS*

Sarah Andi
04-20-2008, 06:51 PM
I think we should get them a trophy for the worst clothes EV.ER.

Sophia_Starina
04-21-2008, 05:41 AM
I think we should get them a trophy for the worst clothes EV.ER.

Hahhaha... it would only be temporary... I think there are worse clothes yet to be designed.:O

Sarah Andi
04-21-2008, 08:41 AM
And Cat Dancerz is giving them a run for their money!

Maybe it should be an annual event held at a different club every year.

The Dancers' Choice Award. We'd give out little statuettes like the Emmies or Grammies.

And this years Blue Ball for Worst Product Line goes to...

Sophia_Starina
04-21-2008, 08:49 AM
The Nudies, the Strippies, the Boobies, Golden Pole Awards, etc. ;D

Sarah Andi
04-21-2008, 08:50 AM
I once told a customer that I had a little trophy of a naked woman on a pole as a joke. He bought dances just because the line was so cheesy.

More crazy outfits, ladies!

Sophia_Starina
04-21-2008, 10:26 AM
Why do bitches think it's sexy to look like a muppet?

http://www.odgirl.com/media/images/product_detail/017-8005sbh-M.jpg

Joplin
04-21-2008, 11:46 AM
I love it^ ahaah

I would love to wear that if I knew I wouldn't get flamed for it. That fur can only do good things for protects my shins and possibly knees as well. I wonder if they make the leggings in longs....

ViolaStrings
04-21-2008, 11:55 AM
Sophia, I have this one (of J Valentine muppet sexiness) and I BANK in it. For real. I'll a stripper superhero in this outfit.

Sophia_Starina
04-21-2008, 11:58 AM
^^^ I know, I remember the "Tacky but I love it" thread... With your skin tone/hair color I bet your outfit looks great.


However, the new incarnation, complete with contrasting neon "fur" stripes and metal-toaster silver lame' fabric can't possibly complement ANYONE...

ViolaStrings
04-21-2008, 12:01 PM
Now I kind of want this, but I don't like that the fur is trisected (is that a word? It is now).

Joplin
04-21-2008, 12:01 PM
Yall don't think it looks good on her?

Seriously though do the leg things work on people with really long legs?

Sophia_Starina
04-21-2008, 12:02 PM
Now I kind of want this, but I don't like that the fur is trisected (is that a word? It is now).

http://jvalentinecatalog.com/catalogs/clubwear2008/full_5.html


Yeah, I guess cutting the fur into sections is the hip new trend. ::)

They have them in all sorts of colors on ODGirl.com Just scroll down a little.

http://www.odgirl.com/cgi-bin/cp-app.cgi?usr=51G7424263&rnd=1347819&rrc=N&affl=&cip=76.98.124.106&act=&aff=&pg=ste_new&startrow=12&searchstr=&searchrpp=12&searchtyp=&ref=&cat=


You crazy muppet, you.

millions_of_peaches
04-21-2008, 12:04 PM
It's a garbage bag. See, we're establishing a theme here. You wear this dress with the pencil shaving shoes and it looks like the shavings just kind of sprinkled out of your dress and landed on your shoes.

The final accessories would be a wilted flower in her hair and some plastic bug jewelry.


PERFECT! Bag lady stripper style! lmao!!!:D

Sophia_Starina
04-21-2008, 12:07 PM
Sticking with the legwarmer trend.......

http://www.odgirl.com/media/images/product_detail/017-5013sp_5015-M.jpg

ViolaStrings
04-21-2008, 12:09 PM
Baked potato from SPACE

Sophia_Starina
04-21-2008, 12:09 PM
Ya, SRSLY!

Joplin
04-21-2008, 12:12 PM
Those colors are tacky but the gold one you said you got VS is hot. It's amazing how a bad color choice can send a good outfit down hill.

TigersMilk
04-21-2008, 12:12 PM
Hot if you wanna look like dressed up leftovers. LOL
The legwarmers would be cute for BM though.

Joplin
04-21-2008, 12:19 PM
whoa...metallic overload



the link shows it head to toe...

Sophia_Starina
04-21-2008, 12:19 PM
Hahahaha....

Sophia_Starina
04-21-2008, 12:25 PM
From the cat's cradle collection....

http://www.odgirl.com/media/images/product_detail/015-25041-M.jpg

ViolaStrings
04-21-2008, 12:26 PM
Is it bad that I really want this (minus the arm things)?

TigersMilk
04-21-2008, 12:28 PM
Her missing nipples in the black one above. Oh how freaky.

Sophia_Starina
04-21-2008, 12:29 PM
Her missing nipples in the black one above. Oh how freaky.

Nipples are so '98.

Sophia_Starina
04-21-2008, 12:31 PM
And for the pregnant dancers.....

http://www.odgirl.com/media/images/product_detail/03-228304-M.jpg

RoseLeigh
04-21-2008, 12:41 PM
I really don't get the whole full legwarmer thing. Is it to hide your knees or chicken legs or something? I need something to hide the TOP of my legs, not the bottom! ;D

Reenie
04-21-2008, 12:41 PM
Err, I kinda like these.:-[



I think those are cute in a weird way!!!!;)

VegasPrincess
04-21-2008, 12:42 PM
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/images/product/medium/951556_1_.jpg
Whyyyyyyy? :crazy:
'
You know when guys are like, "You're so hot you'd look good in a potato sack?? Apparently this girl is trying to prove that it's true.

Sophia_Starina
04-21-2008, 12:43 PM
I really don't get the whole full legwarmer thing. Is it to hide your knees or chicken legs or something? I need something to hide the TOP of my legs, not the bottom! ;D

Balance, it's all about balance. I find that wearing bell bottom pants makes me look thinner. Since the lower half of your body is made to look larger, everything else seems more slender.

Of course, I look like a 1960's throwback but meh....

ViolaStrings
04-21-2008, 12:51 PM
And for the pregnant dancers.....

http://www.odgirl.com/media/images/product_detail/03-228304-M.jpg

The costume lady back at my Florida club seriously made a lot of money making these drapey dresses because there were so many pregnant dancers in that town.

austinatalie
04-21-2008, 02:34 PM
Baked potato from SPACE

LOLOLOLOL

RoseLeigh
04-21-2008, 02:44 PM
Balance, it's all about balance. I find that wearing bell bottom pants makes me look thinner. Since the lower half of your body is made to look larger, everything else seems more slender.

Of course, I look like a 1960's throwback but meh....

Hmmm. Maybe I need to try that.:thinking: And yeah, you really DO look like you need a leather catsuit and a dapper gent with an umbrella by your side. Except blonde.

RoseLeigh
04-21-2008, 02:52 PM
Knickerbockers?


Do not wear gauchos onstage. Please.

Sarah Andi
04-21-2008, 02:55 PM
^^^Those girls need eye patches and parrots.

Sarah Andi
04-21-2008, 03:01 PM
What's with all the lame and faux fur????

A lot of that stuff wouldn't be half bad otherwise.

hardkandee
04-21-2008, 04:49 PM
Do not wear gauchos onstage. Please.
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=Cat_Dancerz&Product_Code=LA-83204&Category_Code=_CWPS


LOL! I totally have that outfit minus the arm thingies.
Never worn it onstage - only for Halloween parties. :D

RoseLeigh
04-21-2008, 10:45 PM
LOL! I totally have that outfit minus the arm thingies.
Never worn it onstage - only for Halloween parties. :D

It's cute for parties! Just not for the stage. They have a lot of weird things on the site. A lot of track suits & things. I hope they don't mean we should wear trackies onstage!

BalletBaby
04-21-2008, 11:02 PM
Ew.
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/ro-2651-thumb.jpg (http://catdancerz.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=Cat_Dancerz&Product_Code=RO-2651&Category_Code=_CR)
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/HB-5139-THUMB.jpg (http://catdancerz.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=Cat_Dancerz&Product_Code=HB-5139&Category_Code=_CR)

http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/HB-4480-THUMB.jpg (http://catdancerz.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=Cat_Dancerz&Product_Code=HB-4480&Category_Code=_CR)
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/HB-4331-THUMB.jpg (http://catdancerz.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=Cat_Dancerz&Product_Code=HB-4331&Category_Code=_CR)
Nooooooooooooooooo not pom-poms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BalletBaby
04-21-2008, 11:05 PM
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/HB-4429-THUMB.jpg (http://catdancerz.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=Cat_Dancerz&Product_Code=HB-4429&Category_Code=_CR)
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/hb-4449-thumb.jpg (http://catdancerz.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=Cat_Dancerz&Product_Code=HB-4449&Category_Code=_CR)
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/HB-4375-THUMB.jpg (http://catdancerz.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=Cat_Dancerz&Product_Code=HB-4375&Category_Code=_CR)
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/S-308-THUMB.jpg (http://catdancerz.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=Cat_Dancerz&Product_Code=HBS-308&Category_Code=_CR)
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/ro-2392M-thumb.jpg (http://catdancerz.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=Cat_Dancerz&Product_Code=RO-2392M&Category_Code=_BOOTY)

BalletBaby
04-21-2008, 11:07 PM
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/HB-4328-4329-THUMB.jpg (http://catdancerz.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=Cat_Dancerz&Product_Code=HB-4328-4329&Category_Code=_BOOTY)
Ah!!!!! More pom-poms!!!

http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/HB-4353-4354-THUMB.jpg (http://catdancerz.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=Cat_Dancerz&Product_Code=HB-4353-4354&Category_Code=_BOOTY)/:O
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/hb-7197-7198-thumjb.jpg (http://catdancerz.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=Cat_Dancerz&Product_Code=HB-7197-7198&Category_Code=_CWPS)
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/HB-6217-6218-thumb.jpg (http://catdancerz.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=Cat_Dancerz&Product_Code=HB-6217-6218&Category_Code=_CWPS)

BalletBaby
04-21-2008, 11:11 PM
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/HB-5103-5105-THUMB.jpg (http://catdancerz.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=Cat_Dancerz&Product_Code=HB-5103-5105&Category_Code=_CWPS)
She's all set if it floods.
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/HB-4414-4415-THUMB.jpg (http://catdancerz.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=Cat_Dancerz&Product_Code=HB-4414-4415&Category_Code=_CWPS):D
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/HB-4234-4235-THUMB.jpg (http://catdancerz.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=Cat_Dancerz&Product_Code=HB-4234-4235&Category_Code=_CWPS)
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/2411CA,-2412CA-thumb.jpg (http://catdancerz.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=Cat_Dancerz&Product_Code=BZ-2411-24122CA&Category_Code=_ED)
132 bucks for this crap?!

BalletBaby
04-21-2008, 11:16 PM
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/DG-4311-thumb.jpg (http://catdancerz.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=Cat_Dancerz&Product_Code=DG-4311&Category_Code=_ED)
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/HB-6256-6257-THUMB.jpg (http://catdancerz.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=Cat_Dancerz&Product_Code=HB-6256-6257&Category_Code=_ED)
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/HB-4384-4385-THUMB.jpg (http://catdancerz.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=Cat_Dancerz&Product_Code=HB-4384-4385-4389&Category_Code=_ED)
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/HB-4186-4187-THUMB.jpg (http://catdancerz.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=Cat_Dancerz&Product_Code=HB-4186-4187&Category_Code=_ED)

http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/HB-4-59-4-64-THUMB.jpg (http://catdancerz.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=Cat_Dancerz&Product_Code=HB-459-464&Category_Code=_ED)

mina loy
04-21-2008, 11:50 PM
i am of the opinion that most stripper clothing is just hideous-looking. then again i tend to prefer classy gowns to just a bikini and ridiculously-short skirt set.

Lysondra
04-22-2008, 12:02 AM
It wouldn't be so bad if most stripper companies wouldn't choose 'off the sale rack at JoAnne's' fabric. D: