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scarlett_vancouver
04-22-2008, 01:29 AM
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/DG-4311-thumb.jpg (http://catdancerz.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=Cat_Dancerz&Product_Code=DG-4311&Category_Code=_ED)
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I like this one! I'd totally wear it.

Sophia_Starina
04-22-2008, 06:39 AM
I was never fond of pants (and pant-like things) for strippers. They are just too damn hard to take off.

Vyanka
04-22-2008, 07:00 AM
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/DG-4311-thumb.jpg (http://catdancerz.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=Cat_Dancerz&Product_Code=DG-4311&Category_Code=_ED)
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/HB-6256-6257-THUMB.jpg (http://catdancerz.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=Cat_Dancerz&Product_Code=HB-6256-6257&Category_Code=_ED)
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/HB-4384-4385-THUMB.jpg (http://catdancerz.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=Cat_Dancerz&Product_Code=HB-4384-4385-4389&Category_Code=_ED)
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/HB-4186-4187-THUMB.jpg (http://catdancerz.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=Cat_Dancerz&Product_Code=HB-4186-4187&Category_Code=_ED)

http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/HB-4-59-4-64-THUMB.jpg (http://catdancerz.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=Cat_Dancerz&Product_Code=HB-459-464&Category_Code=_ED)

I kind of like the third one. lol

Sophia_Starina
04-22-2008, 09:27 AM
Lady Bugs with rabies = hot, hot, hotttttt!
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/images/product/medium/48l0606pl_5_.jpg

Sophia_Starina
04-22-2008, 09:29 AM
I always wanted to get a dance from a pack of Twizlers.

http://www.flirtcatalog.com/images/PRODUCT/medium/144455.jpg

AlexxaHex
04-22-2008, 09:43 AM
Lady Bugs with rabies = hot, hot, hotttttt!
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/images/product/medium/48l0606pl_5_.jpg

Jess says it looks like someone threw Minnie Mouse through a fan.

JustJayda
04-22-2008, 09:43 AM
Knickerbockers?
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=CTGY&Store_Code=Cat_Dancerz&Category_Code=_CWPS

Do not wear gauchos onstage. Please.
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=Cat_Dancerz&Product_Code=LA-83204&Category_Code=_CWPS

HA HA HA. Somebody we both know has that knickerbocker outfit, and wears it! She's named after a "region".

ColetteCalahan
04-22-2008, 09:50 AM
^^^ there are SOOOO many disastrous outfits on that site I don't even know where to begin...

VegasPrincess
04-22-2008, 11:04 AM
What. The Fuck. Is This??



http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/47/dg4408thumbcd1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Cameo
04-22-2008, 02:01 PM
^^^ very odd....

Perry
04-22-2008, 02:50 PM
I've worn worse than any of these. Including a banana costume. I need to post some pics.

Sarah Andi
04-22-2008, 03:58 PM
Banana suit now plzkthxbai

rozz
04-23-2008, 01:19 PM
I think I kinda love Sexxy Brazil. Not because the "clothing" is anything that is in any way palatable, but because the outfits are reminiscent of the impossible outfits women wear in anime. Those crazily stupid outfits that you know would never look good on anyone, ever. Now we have proof.

sxybrat07
04-23-2008, 01:24 PM
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/DG-4311-thumb.jpg (http://catdancerz.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=Cat_Dancerz&Product_Code=DG-4311&Category_Code=_ED)
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/HB-6256-6257-THUMB.jpg (http://catdancerz.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=Cat_Dancerz&Product_Code=HB-6256-6257&Category_Code=_ED)
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/HB-4384-4385-THUMB.jpg (http://catdancerz.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=Cat_Dancerz&Product_Code=HB-4384-4385-4389&Category_Code=_ED)
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/HB-4186-4187-THUMB.jpg (http://catdancerz.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=Cat_Dancerz&Product_Code=HB-4186-4187&Category_Code=_ED)



I own the second one...and actually just took pics in it :-[

rozz
04-23-2008, 01:27 PM
I own the second one...and actually just took pics in it :-[

Aww, I think you're bootyful! (no matter what you wear) (even if it makes you look like a fabrically-challenged superhero)

austinatalie
04-23-2008, 05:07 PM
pics pics pic!

Brooklynn06
04-23-2008, 05:19 PM
whoa...metallic overload

http://www.odgirl.com/item--Dancer-Outfit--XX-4-24-HB.html

the link shows it head to toe...



um....I own this and LOVE it!! haha. I think there have deffinetly been worse things posted here!

oh and I should add... I DO NOT have the matching head band....that's over kill. lol.

But seriously, every time I wear it I get a ton of compliments!

Joplin
04-23-2008, 06:45 PM
I like the shorts and top (if it didn't have the fringe) but the headscarf and flared leg things are way too much.

AlexxaHex
04-24-2008, 09:01 AM
I own the second one...and actually just took pics in it :-[

I know someone at work who wears that too. She's tall and thin with long limbs. It looks really good on her. It would look terrible on me, I think.

BalletBaby
04-27-2008, 02:06 AM
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/images/PRODUCT/medium/141978.jpg

Why would you put something like THAT on your CROTCH?!?/:O:O

loveandluxury
04-27-2008, 04:23 PM
^ The thing on her crotch looks like an octopus..

Sarah Andi
04-27-2008, 04:46 PM
Her facial expression says it all: someone get me some antibiotics for my boob-and-vaj-melting flesh-eating bacteria!

thechaosfairy
04-28-2008, 02:47 AM
Actually I was thinking more "the nanites that have infected my clothing are forming small cephalopod collectives which, when full grown, will sexually violate me in a manner reminiscent of Japanese hentai".

But that's just me.

Sarah Andi
04-28-2008, 12:49 PM
That's a rather specific non-sequitor, eh?

AmArticia
04-28-2008, 01:42 PM
In my not-so-vast expiriance with hentai it seems like the tentacles are typically much larger/longer. However, it could be one of those stories where she's impregnated by the creature and perhaps this is the point at which she gives birth to the tiny metallic daemon spawn.

In addition, with all the lame' legging type pants around, has anybody realised yet that you can totally get some of this stuff in the "Dodgy Insane Who The Hell Wears That Shit" section at your local American Apparel? Ahhh...that reminds me of the time when my mother insisted I try on a pair of gold lame booty shorts there...only my mother [/epicfail]

thechaosfairy
04-30-2008, 12:08 AM
^^^ Well, they're just nanites right now. It takes a while for them to form tentacle creatures. Right now they're just baby spawnz0rs.

... I have seen some of the craziest damn clothing from time to time at Target. Usually along the lines of "rip-off of this season's fashion, with our own bizarre special take"...

knp001
04-30-2008, 12:16 PM
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/images/PRODUCT/medium/141978.jpg

Why would you put something like THAT on your CROTCH?!?/:O:O

maybe that way you don't have to shave? :D

KennedyWinters
04-30-2008, 01:23 PM
To keep 'em looking? lol

loveandluxury
05-04-2008, 04:51 PM
What the hell is this? I think it would be cute without the feather boa crap.


http://www.flirtcatalog.com/images/PRODUCT/medium/48S0739SQ.jpg

Sophia_Starina
05-04-2008, 05:02 PM
^^^ That really makes me think......

BalletBaby
05-04-2008, 05:10 PM
Stuff with feathers should not be allowed in strip clubs. I don't want to dance on a stage that has feather dander all over it.

Perry
05-08-2008, 11:58 AM
http://a305.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/100/m_d65d8c7f90b13175bf89b5bd420d9be0.jpg

I've worn these, too. The one on the right is kinda like Wonder Woman looses her mind - a customer bought it for me so I had to leave it on untill he left. Odd, but I sold 3 VIPs to other people in it. And the one on the left is a crazy beach party summer monstrosity, and yes, the giant grandma bottoms zip from front to back. I banked in that too. Maybe they're so horrid that custys want desperately want them off.

Sophia_Ashley
05-08-2008, 01:41 PM
I think it's more the fact men have no fashion taste/sense at all so the uglier things are the better it is for us lol.

I had an outfit with belled sleeves and these big ass booty shorts they were white and lace, see thru and I banked in the shit. Of course this outfit was in style sorta in 98 but none the less, shit is hideous and I always banked in it. I still own it haha that's the worst part of the story.

I need to find it and take a photo

iambonbon05
05-08-2008, 04:48 PM
Yeah, the stuff I actually think is cute/pretty/classy seems to not make me as much money as this horrid hot pink thing I had. Too bad I lent it to someone that gave it away >:(

If you like it and the dancers compliment you on it, the guys seem to not like it, lol.

Casey4Now
05-08-2008, 05:12 PM
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/HB-5103-5105-THUMB.jpg (http://catdancerz.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=Cat_Dancerz&Product_Code=HB-5103-5105&Category_Code=_CWPS)
She's all set if it floods.
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/HB-4414-4415-THUMB.jpg (http://catdancerz.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=Cat_Dancerz&Product_Code=HB-4414-4415&Category_Code=_CWPS):D
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/HB-4234-4235-THUMB.jpg (http://catdancerz.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=Cat_Dancerz&Product_Code=HB-4234-4235&Category_Code=_CWPS)
http://catdancerz.com/mm5/graphics/00000002/2411CA,-2412CA-thumb.jpg (http://catdancerz.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=Cat_Dancerz&Product_Code=BZ-2411-24122CA&Category_Code=_ED)
132 bucks for this crap?!

OUCH! I think I went blind on that third one. Serously, that one made my eyes cross.

Bellkitty
05-08-2008, 05:19 PM
Yeah, the stuff I actually think is cute/pretty/classy seems to not make me as much money as this horrid hot pink thing I had. Too bad I lent it to someone that gave it away >:(

If you like it and the dancers compliment you on it, the guys seem to not like it, lol.

Oddly enough, I get TONS of compliments and dances from customers in my classy retro pin-up type stuff. I can't STAND 99% of stripper wear, so I stick to my bullet bras and waist-cinchers and frilly undies and garterbelts and fishnets, etc. Certainly hasn't hurt me one bit. Hell, the first time I actually wore my glasses onstage (they are prescription but I'd been worried they'd scare people away - but they're these cute cat-eye tortoiseshell frames that definitely work with my whole look), I made WAY more than usual. Most of the guys tipping me on stage specifically complimented my style, the glasses in particular.

iambonbon05
05-08-2008, 05:24 PM
^^ Aw man, I'm jealous. That's exactly how I love to dress, but I don't seem to make as much. I think it even flatters my body much better but they just don't seem to dig it here.

ViolaStrings
05-10-2008, 03:56 PM
^ that woman looks like broke down Susan Lucci.

LilyLove
05-11-2008, 12:23 AM
^^ Aw man, I'm jealous. That's exactly how I love to dress, but I don't seem to make as much. I think it even flatters my body much better but they just don't seem to dig it here.

That is so true around here. I love pretty lingerie, from dainty to scandalous, but it just doesn't seem to go over that well around here. Too bad for me too, because my body looks better in it. Spandex is king, unfortunately.

Although if it looked better on me, I wouldn't be complaining at all!

LexxusLovely
05-19-2008, 04:06 AM
This one's pretty bad...

http://www.snaz75.com/em-9607.html

Gotta love the furry little hat

jaizaine
05-19-2008, 05:55 AM
I just googled stripperwear to find funny pics for this thread and instead I found this extremely odd youtube video :O

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OddfrtRyM0g

This outfit looks like the girl has backed her ass up against a pole!!!
http://img.inkfrog.com/click_enlarge1.php?image=L154.jpg&username=fuk0315&aid=77694454

Sophia_Starina
05-19-2008, 08:20 AM
This outfit looks like the girl has backed her ass up against a pole!!!
http://img.inkfrog.com/click_enlarge1.php?image=L154.jpg&username=fuk0315&aid=77694454

Looks very Borat...

http://www.gadgetshop.com/media/gadgetshop/products/ProductGalleryImage1/322586.jpg

ViolaStrings
05-19-2008, 10:26 AM
I just googled stripperwear to find funny pics for this thread and instead I found this extremely odd youtube video :O





Those girls are idiots. That's little girl's ballet stuff. Hardly stripperish, unless you're Brian Peppers.

Joplin
06-03-2008, 02:06 PM
These are sooes but...WHAT??!?!?



and eww...so sweaty!

XoticaDoll
06-03-2008, 02:35 PM
These are sooes but...WHAT??!?!?

http://www.snaz75.com/ts-judy.html

and eww...so sweaty!

http://www.snaz75.com/pl-glacier-1020.html

I do not know why, call me crazy but I love the first one.
Not for stripping but I just love it!!!
I am a strange girl sometimes though:)

loveandluxury
06-03-2008, 04:51 PM
These are sooes but...WHAT??!?!?



and eww...so sweaty!





The first ones are just disgusting and the second ones look like they would have condensation on the inside after you get all nice and sweaty. Gross.

xParisx
06-17-2008, 08:32 AM
hahaha just saw a pic from the Melbourne, Australia Armin Van Buuren concert and there's a chick in the rainbow brite outfit...doesn't look that good tho..i think it suits the whole "young preppy" look...not trance concert..

Julie.t
06-17-2008, 09:09 AM
I went to a male strip revue and one of the guys was wearing, well...
http://www.pizazz5thave.com/Mens/412.gif

My odd moneymaker, that was more like a sack of purple itchy lace, and HUGE. And it never stayed... halfway through the first song it would be around my waist.
http://www.shop-uk-lingerie.com/items/1039L.jpg

Oh, and this one. It *is* odd how the fugly ones make money... the only difference is the one I had was white with pink flowers and ribbons. $5 at Ross. ;D
http://www.laceandlingerie.com/images/sensmyst-2006/80164.jpg

ViolaStrings
06-17-2008, 09:34 PM
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/images/PRODUCT/medium/353143.jpg

xParisx
06-17-2008, 10:15 PM
i don't understand the whole feathers and fur thing...SOME fur is alright, esp if around an xmas skirt it's cute but feathers??