View Full Version : Stripper Outfit Hall of Shame
thechaosfairy
07-07-2008, 02:15 AM
what does her genius boyfriend bring? a pack of white mens boxers from kmart. so she puts them on and is now wearing....
an ugly pink bra
a brown leather cowboy hat
white mens boxers about 3 sizes too big and down to her knees
calf length black patent boots
AWWW FUCK! I laughed so hard I nearly pissed myself. That is so over-the-top bad. Worse than jeans.
jaizaine
07-07-2008, 02:32 AM
^^ are they pencil shavings in the shoe!?!?
seriously....WTF!?
YES!! hahahaha
AlexxaHex
07-08-2008, 09:16 AM
wow. these are the worst from that link on the last page!
Yeah there were some real winners in there. The last one pictured has a SHITTY hem. It looks awful. I could sew something better by hand.
pinkpvc
07-14-2008, 05:08 PM
http://www.valentinasboutique.co.uk/ekmps/shops/valentina/images/hfjpg(2).jpg
Alaska
07-14-2008, 05:09 PM
^I think I just did a literal, physical CRINGE
Geez, they should at least make the top circles and not hearts, looks so messy!
That's definitely an example of: I would pay you for a dance just to take that horrendous thing off! Take it off baby, much better naked.
austinatalie
07-14-2008, 05:28 PM
wow that's bad. those leg wrap things make her legs look much bigger than they are too.
Sophia_Ashley
07-14-2008, 05:53 PM
dude this thread just continues to get better! pencil shavings in shoes! Outfits made from t-shirts!
gawd damn
gypsy_girlchild
07-14-2008, 06:36 PM
I just don't understand this outfit, it's not entirely ugly, just nothing flattering about it, it seems like a pointless waste of fabric.
gypsy_girlchild
07-14-2008, 06:41 PM
This one actually has an attached thong.. I not onlyhate attached thongs, but this outfit doesn't do anything for the shape, thinner or otherwise (this is a plus size outfit in the pic.)
Alaska
07-14-2008, 06:44 PM
wow that's bad. those leg wrap things make her legs look much bigger than they are too.
Really? I hope not, I'm a curvy 5'4" female and wear them every night! Men absolutely love them. In fact, it's prob one of the better things I did as far as stripper improvements. I think her leg wraps are the only thing that should stay!
I just don't understand this outfit, it's not entirely ugly, just nothing flattering about it, it seems like a pointless waste of fabric.
^Indeed, and if you wanted to still be all funky and visually creative with that black fabric, a 1-inch tall strap below the bra would look so much better than the 5 inches they got there.
Sophia_Starina
07-14-2008, 07:43 PM
Really? I hope not, I'm a curvy 5'4" female and wear them every night! Men absolutely love them. In fact, it's prob one of the better things I did as far as stripper improvements. I think her leg wraps are the only thing that should stay!
Hah! I never saw a dancer wearing those.... even in NJ. I wanna see some pics!
cinammonkisses
07-14-2008, 07:53 PM
This one actually has an attached thong.. I not onlyhate attached thongs, but this outfit doesn't do anything for the shape, thinner or otherwise (this is a plus size outfit in the pic.)
I actually like that dress. I was thinking about buying it. I will add that I'm not a fan of attached thongs either. :-\
austinatalie
07-14-2008, 07:58 PM
Really? I hope not, I'm a curvy 5'4" female and wear them every night! Men absolutely love them. In fact, it's prob one of the better things I did as far as stripper improvements. I think her leg wraps are the only thing that should stay!
maybe they look good on you, but I think the woman in the picture would look better without them. Or shit, maybe she does just have unproportionally thicker legs than the rest of her body, leg wraps be damned!
Sophia_Ashley
07-14-2008, 08:05 PM
Attached thongs drive me crazy. Is there anyone who actually likes them? I kinda think they are intended for hookers or lingerie for one night stand...no lost panties to try and find later.
That's the only plausible explanation for something like that to be created. It doesn't work in a work situation, who takes it all off at once?!
Alaska
07-14-2008, 08:06 PM
maybe they look good on you, but I think the woman in the picture would look better without them. Or shit, maybe she does just have unproportionally thicker legs than the rest of her body, leg wraps be damned!
I do think it's her body, I was looking at it with a critical eye too, I'll admit. Pictured her w/o wraps, she's just pear shaped I think.
SS, I completely agree with you...you'd think Jersey is where they started, nope, never seen them there either! I got them so I could be creative when I worked nude 18 days a week in Guam. I gots em in black, white, light pink, and soon to be blue w/ a matching outfit thanks to Brendita!! I think the only pic of me all strippered up is on someone else's camera that lives in HI. I'll def have to get 'er done. Men pull at them and talk about them all the time, and lately one guy I didn't even recognize was like "where's your leg wraps?" the one night I went w/o.....men are just so cute and crazy, aren't they.
Andygirl
07-25-2008, 05:51 PM
http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/snaz75_2009_145130018
This horrid outfit inspired me to resurrect the thread. Biker betch meets the lollipop guild! Let the madness continue!
PleasureVictim
07-25-2008, 08:03 PM
I've never worn leg wraps myself, but I have overheard a few guys pointing them out on other dancers saying how much they like them.
PleasureVictim
07-25-2008, 08:21 PM
Oooh!
http://darkcastleclothing.com/images/short_sets/s111.jpg
Love that site- thanks for the link. I saw about 4 outfits I must have.
NewMoon
07-27-2008, 08:48 PM
NO!!
http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/snaz75_2009_85403064
mysteryman
07-27-2008, 08:57 PM
LMAO! Stripper poncho, what next?
PleasureVictim
07-28-2008, 08:07 AM
I do like the shoes though. lol
ViolaStrings
07-28-2008, 09:04 AM
^ how many muppets had to die to make that poncho? How many?!
ediblecrayonz
07-28-2008, 11:26 AM
NO!!
http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/snaz75_2009_85403064
I have to admit, the matching pink fuzzy shoes are pretty cool.
NewMoon
07-28-2008, 05:00 PM
I don't get it.
http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee141/milky_au/BlueStringThong.jpg
Jezzebelle
07-28-2008, 05:03 PM
Ouch!!
venusace138
07-28-2008, 08:36 PM
^^^ Haha, wow. All 10 cents worth of elastic. Must sell for $10.00?
ColetteCalahan
07-29-2008, 01:51 AM
EEEWEEWEWWWWWWW! So. Not. Flattering. Blech.
http://www.elegantmomentsleather.com/catalogs/leather2006/images/enlarged/l4264_lg.jpg
Elvia
07-29-2008, 01:53 AM
Ok...I know who this is supposed to be, but this would just make you look CRAZY.
http://www.3wishes.com/detail.asp?product_ID=D4593
pinkpvc
07-29-2008, 03:10 AM
^ wtf is that!? it's like a crazy hobo pirate pippy long stockings.
i can't even begin to imagine the meeting that led to that design...
Jeska
07-29-2008, 03:48 AM
something about this just doesn't seem right..
http://www.sexycreations.com/readpic.php?type=2&id=6367
NewMoon
07-29-2008, 08:31 AM
I never got the "boobs hanging out" outfits........
i.breathe.in
07-31-2008, 05:18 PM
i saw this on stripwatch.com, if its any of you i appologise but damn, who dances with that on their head?
http://stripwatch.com/i1/19390fbSLq.jpg
Sophia_Ashley
07-31-2008, 08:39 PM
EEEWEEWEWWWWWWW! So. Not. Flattering. Blech.
http://www.elegantmomentsleather.com/catalogs/leather2006/images/enlarged/l4264_lg.jpg
Are you talking about her 2 inches of out growth (roots) or her outfit?
Sophia_Ashley
07-31-2008, 08:40 PM
i saw this on stripwatch.com, if its any of you i appologise but damn, who dances with that on their head?
http://stripwatch.com/i1/19390fbSLq.jpg
OMG hahahaah. Dude I saw that too!!!
I am going to start a stripwatch wtf thread. I swear not soo much of dancers but customers. Or guys that pretend to be customers.
mina loy
08-01-2008, 01:29 AM
I don't get it.
http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee141/milky_au/BlueStringThong.jpg
*dies laughing*
why bother? just show up naked.
iambonbon05
08-01-2008, 02:28 PM
i saw this on stripwatch.com, if its any of you i appologise but damn, who dances with that on their head?
When I first started there was this girl that seemed like she was always tweaking or something and always wore the most hideous outfits. One night she was asking which hat or scarf she should wear. Everybody was like, um, neither but then she'd yell NO NO I ALWAYS WEAR HATS THAT'S MY THING! oookay...
She was a lot uglier than the girl pictured here too ha.
josie
08-02-2008, 10:42 PM
http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/alakiss_2010_18969976
Gah!
Sophia_Ashley
08-02-2008, 10:56 PM
^ I think that's cute for a photoshoot. lol
Okay start shooting
CKXXX
08-03-2008, 08:30 AM
^ I think that's cute for a photoshoot. lol
Okay start shooting
I think it's cute too. I wouldnt wear the legging part, but the rest I'd wear in a club or for a shoot.Looks comfy too!!
golden41
08-03-2008, 12:47 PM
Lol I have it in hot pink and black!!
Susan-Va
08-03-2008, 02:54 PM
http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/alakiss_2010_18969976
Gah!
Ya know, I get leg warmers, hell I've even worn them, but WTF is up with these things? Socks with no feet?
AmberHoney
08-03-2008, 03:35 PM
http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/alakiss_2010_18969976
Gah!
I must admit that I like that...especially the dice in the shoes.
I wear panties like that a lot when I greet my clients or when I dance at parties because they make my 32 inch waist look like a 28 inch waist and they make my ass look really really great.
PleasureVictim
08-03-2008, 03:46 PM
The leg things are basically accessories I guess. I like that outfit minus the hoody part and the armbands.
AmberHoney
08-03-2008, 03:48 PM
http://i34.tinypic.com/acey6t.jpg
http://i37.tinypic.com/29ys3ys.jpg
http://i33.tinypic.com/2a9r9f9.jpg
http://i38.tinypic.com/4izgqw.jpg
http://i37.tinypic.com/xcu4ut.jpg
I don't "get" these.
AlexxaHex
08-03-2008, 04:40 PM
^The 3rd one isn't so bad.
ViolaStrings
08-03-2008, 04:55 PM
Amber, it's OK. You'd have to be in GWAR to fully understand them.
Polekitten
08-03-2008, 05:01 PM
http://i34.tinypic.com/acey6t.jpg
.
I have something a bit similar to this but its made of elastic, I wear it with a leather studded bikini and pvc thigh high boots. I think its g=hot as but I've stopped wearing it, I never seem to make money in it. The bikini alone is my lucky outfit but with the one piece under too I think guys are scared of me!
Sarah Andi
08-03-2008, 06:48 PM
Amber, it's OK. You'd have to be in GWAR to fully understand them.
lmao
The straps under a bikini shouldn't scare anybody! That's a restraint harness for a sub!
Jeska
08-06-2008, 06:34 PM
http://discountstripper.com/rcostumes/1496.jpg
^^^Yeah, that's what all strippers want. A fucked up hat and an outfit with horizontal stripes and a puffy ass to make them look nice and wide.